The Wonderful Misadventures of Pen and Candy

A Flirty Princess

It didn’t take us long to find Candy’s studio and I had to say that it was rather impressive and I wondered how she managed to afford this? Heck I couldn’t even afford an apartment here in Equestria which is also sad, considering Cadance was the only one willing to take me in.

“This is a very nice place you have here Candy,” Cadance said, smiling at the mare as she blushed slightly, Candy soon turned to me and awaited my response as well.

“I-I really like your place Candy, it’s very nice.” I replied sheepishly, I didn’t know why I was acting so nervous. I went on dates with other girls before, but something about her is so different. I have this funny feeling in my stomach, not the bad kind, but the good kind where I feel fuzzy on the inside when I’m near her.

“Thank you Penny… It’s nice to know that some ponies actually like my place. Anyways are you two hungry? I can get you guys some cookies or… candy.” She said but just mentioning candy seemed to have put her in a daze. She must really like candy? My gaze soon turned towards Cadance who simply smirked as she blushed at the sight of Candy.

“You know Penny? I wouldn’t mind getting to know her a little better if you know what I mean~” She said with a seductive look as my face soon began to turn bright red at the very thought of what she meant. “Also you do have to admit she’s very cute?”

“Cadance! Don’t say that! She’s right there you know?” I said, but she seemed to be naming the types of candy like skittles, rock candy, chocolate etc… But I had to admit that she was so damn cute. Of course she was but she was also innocent and that was a good enough reason for me to try and keep Cadence away from her.  “Look I’ll admit it, but… we can’t just-”

Before I could finish I soon felt her wing wrap around me as she whispered into my ear. “Oh, I thought you said it was only me, but you said we~” I soon realized what she meant as she nibbled on my ear before heading to Candy’s side with a playful grin. I knew what she was up too and I had a feeling that somehow I was going to end up getting my ass kicked somehow.

“Cadance don’t you dare?!” I ran to her side to try and stop her but before I knew it, she had slapped Candy’s flank, snapping her out of her trance as the pink alicorn stepped to the side and guess who was still there guys?

“PEN!!! Your such a pervert!!!” She said, smacking me upside the head while Cadance grinned at me deviously. I swear I’m going to kill you Cadance when I get the chance.

“I-I didn’t do it!” I shouted only for Cadence to step in with a cheeky grin.

“Don’t worry about it Candy… I think he was only teasing you.” She said winking at me.

“I-I wasn’t! It was Cadance!” I yelled trying to convince Candy that I was innocent.

“Why would she slap my flank?” Candy asked, tilting her head to the side. I looked at Cadence who snickered at me. Sometimes I wondered if the universe hated me or something because this was just sad for me.

“Because she’s a pervert!” I shouted.

            “Penny! Me? A pervert?” Cadence asked. She’s mocking me, I know she is and it’s cruel.

            “Well… who ever did better not do it again!” Candy warned us and I don’t know why but I find that attitude attractive for some strange reason. Still Cadance just winked at the pegasus before turning back to me with a weird sultry look.

Before I could say anything there was a loud ringing coming from the other room. “That’s probably Twilight!” Candy said excitedly and hopped into the room. I was now alone with Cadence and boy do I have a lot to say to her.

“Cadence what the heck!” I shouted.

            “Whatever do you mean Penny?” She asked with a coy smile. “You and I both know that you wanted to do the same.”

“That’s not t-true…” She could only smirk at me as I tried to hide my blush. “Okay I thought about it, but I’d never do it though!”

“Well just so you know… She has some nice-” Before I could even let her finish that sentence I shoved my hoof in her mouth.

“Don’t even think about finishing that sentence Cadance. I’m not like that and aren’t you married?” I asked her as I tried to clear my head of all perverted thoughts.

“You already know that Shiny and I aren’t really together anymore and besides…” Before she could finish that sentence I soon felt a slap against my flank. “You have nice flanks too you know~”

“OW!” I yelped, blushing intensely, as I rubbed my behind as Candy soon came back with curiosity from hearing a strange sound.

“What was that sound?” She asked.

“It was nothing Candy… Nothing at all~” I could only blush when she said that.

‘Dear Celestia I don’t think I can take this anymore.’ Was all that I could think of because I had a feeling that Cadence is just getting started.