Welcome to Dr. Clandestine's Institue of the Young and Insane! Here we have over 2,345 students enrolled, ranging from first years to fifth years. And we are always accepting more!

Come and let your child enroll to a full assortment of fun activities that will make your child more smarter than the average foal! Such as giant robot fighting for those more mechanically inclined! Or perhaps potions and chemistry for those more astute in handling many of our fine assortments of poisons and remedies! Or, if you are not interested in any of our activities, then feel free to shove that ego back up your ass, because we do not care for your opinion!

But I digress! Dr. Clandestine, our head of the Institute and gracious host, will provide all the necessities for your child to learn the fundamentals of what it is like to be Young, Insane and probably deathly talented! So come on down and enroll your child in Dr. Clandestine's Institute of the Young and Insane, we are located practically in the middle of nowhere!