Oh! A journal! How exciting! Can I tell you about the secret people watching us since this is a secret book? Oh wait Twilight says that this is a secret book and that we’re not supposed to share it with any pony else, oh well, too bad I guess.
Anyhow life is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious for me.
Oh wait, Twilight says that this isn’t a word, but silly her, of course it is!
It’s a word you can use when no other word can be used, duh!
Anyhow this is really making me nervicited!!! That’s nervous and excited mixed in together just in case you didn’t know. Anyhow life’s great and good for me, the parties are al fun, every pony is smiling, Discord is himself, I can bend and break the Laws of Matter and Physics including the Fourth Wall, and there’s cake and pie too as well! Wait, did I write that last part down? Yes I did, should I erase it?
Nah, I’m sure no pony else will ever find it or understand what I’m talking about.
Anyhow I really want to go on with my thoughts and ideas and other various random stuff just like any pony else, but I would have to get a whole new journal for that since this is going to be shared by me and my other friends too.
Anyhow that’s all for now so goodbye and oh! Cake and Pie are here to eat now!!!