Seeing Your Horse Friends As Meat

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Comedy, Sex, Random, Human
Length: 1817

One day you see your pony friends as tasty, meaty food. Naturally, this causes you to freak out.

One day you see your pony friends as tasty, meaty food. Naturally, this causes you to freak out.

Published 2017-02-08 15:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-02-08 15:10:01 UTC

Hunger For Meat

Patiently you, the human sat at the dining table to be served your dinner. The walls of the room you were situated in were made of a very fine oak. In fact, you were inside an actual oak tree, a very large oak tree. The tree was so large a beautiful home was crafted within its interior, which contained a library and various other homely things, such as a bathroom and several bedrooms.

Today you were not very well dressed for the occasion of a fancy dinner. You merely wore a white t-shirt, white shorts and white sneakers.

For a moment nothing happened, you merely sat there waiting. Until your tummy gave a loud gurgle. At that sound you decided to push your chair back, before standing up to make your way into the kitchen

Once there, you saw the purple winged unicorn you knew to be Twilight Sparkle busy keeping an eye on several pots of cooking food upon the stove. The smell of spice and vegetables filled the air within this room.

“Mmm! Smells good.” you complemented, sniffing the air.

At this Twilight turned around to face you, smiling warmly.

“Thank you, Anon.” she said in a most joyful tone.

Your belly gave another loud gurgle, before the very face of your pony friend transformed into a massive big meaty burger, between the thick buns there stood an enormous slab of juicy meat, smothered in cheese atop it, topped off by a thick layer of bacon covering it.

You rubbed your eyes to get rid of the clearly imagined image, but to no avail. Your alicorn friend’s head was still a burger. Your eyes widen and your jaw became agape as you silently stared in shock and horror at the sight of your now greasy fast food pony friend.

You trembled in fear when Twilight began to speak, the slab of meat bobbing up and down between the buns as her ‘mouth’ moved.

“Anon, are you okay?” she asked softly, tilting her burger head to the side curiously.

When you gave a low whimper of fear, Twilight quickly trotted over to you. Once before you she began to gently nuzzle the side of your neck, making soft cooing sounds. You shivered in fear as the meaty burger head of the pony rubbed against you.

Low whimpers continued to leave you, horrified at the feel of your mouth drooling in bliss as the tasty burger head of your pony friend rubbed against your face. What made things even worse, is that she even smelled like a burger, the wonderful scent of beef, cheese, and bacon filled your nostrils.

“What’s wrong sweetheart,” she asked softly, the meat bobbing up and down in her burger mouth as she spoke.

When you did not answer you saw the slab of meat go down low between the buns, before a snake-like slab of bacon came out from between the buns of the burger head pony. The burger pony then proceeded to use her streaky bacon to rub against your face, leaving a wet and warm sensation across it. The bacon tongue, also left behind a delicious smell of fried bacon across your face.

“Aaaaaaaahhhhh!” you screamed, quickly turning around to run as fast as you could from the burger head pony.

“Anon?! What’s wrong?” the burger cried out.

You did not answer the burger, you merely continued to run. You heard the sounds of clopping hooves giving chase from behind you. Nonetheless, you managed to make your way to the front door, yanking it open to head out into the fresh air.

Once outside you gasped in horror at the sights from all around you.

Among the thatched houses there were many a pastel pony, who’s heads was replaced by meaty foods; like a monstrously large burger just like Twilight's head, or a medium rare, bloody and juicy looking steak, covered in a thin layer of pepper sauce, topped off with a few prawns, along with mushrooms and onions covering it. Some other ponies heads were replaced with a most crispy looking, plump looking leg of fried chicken. The very air outside smelled of delicious meaty food, causing you to drool profusely.

You raised your arms high into the air and screamed to the heavens. “What the fuck is going on?”

Several ponies gasped in shock, taking their little foals with burger heads and various other meats away from the foul-mouthed human, not answering their children as they asked what ‘fuck’ meant.

“Anon! Don't curse in public!” yelled the voice you knew to be Twilight from behind you.

You did not answer her, you merely ran away screaming in terror. However, you only managed to take two steps before there came a blinding flash and you found yourself lying upon a hard, wooden floor.

“Anon! Tell me what’s wrong!” Twilight the burger head pony shouted from above you, her meat quickly bobbing up and down between her buns.

“I...I...I-I… can’t tell you. You’ll think I’m a monster,” came your voice, low and fearful.

At this the burger leaned forward to leave a soft and wet sensation upon your lips… her ‘lips’ tasted of delicious beef, cheese, and bacon. It took all your willpower to not bite the tasty lips of your delicious burger pony friend.

“Anon, you can tell me anything,” she spoke in a soft, soothing voice that could nearly rival Fluttershy.

“Okay… I’ll tell you,” you stood up, and made your way to a nearby armchair. Once there, you sat yourself down. You then took a deep breath before speaking again. “I think I’m becoming a monster Twilight. Everypony I see around me looks so delicious.”

“What do you mean?” she asked in a worried tone.

“Meat!” you roared. “You look like delicious, juicy, bloody meat! You gotta lock me away before I kill somepony!”

The burger pony screamed, jumping back, before the top of her burger head flashed with blinding light. The next moment a series of magical purple chains wrapped around your body.

“Don’t worry Anon! I’ll help you get rid of this demon inside of you! I’ll get back the sweet and gentle ape friend that metaphorically eats out my pussy without ever even thinking about hurting me!” she yelled.

Just then a orange pony with a southern fried chicken head trotted into the library.

“What in tarnation is goin’ on in here?!” shouted her feminine voice, with a thick southern accent.

“Applejack! Anon needs help! He sees us ponies as meat to eat” exclaimed Twilight.

“Ah’ll go get the shotgun,” she said calmly.

“Don’t you dare!” the purple burger pony roared in a high pitched scream, shattering all the glass windows in the entire library, her horn blazing with power and sounding like a humming lightsaber.

“Whoa nelly! Calm down there Twilight!” said the southern chicken head pony in a nervous tone, taking several steps back. “Ah was only going to load it with tranquilizer darts.”

“Oh, sure you were.” The purple burger mocked angrily, not convinced in the least.

Suddenly, a light blue pony with a rainbow tail and a big meaty hot dog for a head flew into the room. “Hey! What’s going on here?!” she shouted.

“Rainbow, Anon needs help! He’s starting to become a monster with a hunger for meat!”

“Cool! I got a meat eater as a friend now!” she shouted excitedly.

“No! It’s not cool! Anon could kill somepony!” Twilight screamed.

The hot dog pony turned her head to face you, seeing the sweat pouring down your forehead, the drool dripping down your lips and the tears falling down your cheeks.

“Are… are you Okay?” said the hot dog in a soft voice.

“No… Rainbow… I’m becoming a monster,” your tummy gave a loud gurgle. “I feel hungry. I feel my mind slipping away, my hunger for meat is destroying my very soul. I fear I might become a mindless killer. You might have to put me down.”

“No….” she spoke in a low voice in disbelief. "No!" she screamed, rushing over to you, to gently rub her hot dog head between your legs. “If you die, who will cum inside... me... Rainbow Dash?!”

A moment later, a white pony trotted in, whose head was a big meaty beef burrito.

“Girls! What are you doing to poor Anon!” the burrito head pony shouted in a rich cultured voice.

“Rarity, Anon has become a meat eater!” yelled Twilight.

“KILL IT!” she roared, powering up her horn with deadly magic.

However, just before she could cast her spell Rainbow darted toward her at such speed she was little more than a rainbowish blur. Rarity then found herself lying upon her back, with Rainbow Dash staring down at her with a death glare.

“If you hurt him! I shall throw you into orbit!” she roared.

“What can we do to help Anon?” said Twilight in a low, broken voice.

“Ummm…. I think I know exactly how to help,” said a very quiet voice.

You and everyone else turned their heads around to see a yellow pony with wings, whose head was a big burger, with a big meaty slab of meat between its buns, but also it was the only burger you saw today to actually have lettuce mixed in with the bacon and cheese.

“Of course! Fluttershy might know exactly how to fix Anon’s problem!” shouted Rainbow excitedly.

Fluttershy smiled, and then stepped forth. Nopony said a word as she approached you. You looked upon her burger head, tears falling down your cheeks over the horror of you possibly wanting to eat your pony friend.

The yellow mare gently put her hoof to your mouth and deposited a few small brown squares into it.

The stuff tasted salty…. and meaty in your mouth. Slowly, you began to chew on the hard squared meat. As if by magic, the meaty food faces of your pony friends transformed back into their normal, equine faces.

You sighed in relief. “Thanks Fluttershy. I no longer see you all as meat,” came your voice, low and weak.

With that Fluttershy wrapped her hooves around you, bringing you into a tender embrace. You buried your head into her mane, tears of joy falling down your cheeks from no longer seeing your pony friends as meat.

“Hey, what did I miss?” shouted a bubbly feminine voice.

“Nothing Pinkie! Anon just missed meat, that’s all,” said Rainbow, in a low, nervous voice.

“Are ya joking?! He nearly lost his mind!” roared Applejack.

“Oh, well… I’ll just make sure to make him a big meaty steak once a week to stop him from becoming a bloodthirsty serial killer,” said Pinkie Pie.

“But how will you get the meat?” asked Rarity in a curious tone.

“Eh, I’ll just kill somepony.” Everyone gasped in horror. “Joking-joking! I’ll just order the meat from the Griffon Kingdom.”

The End