Zootopia, Teotle's Interdimentional Vacation!

Teotle and Discord had stared at each other in silence for five minutes. "Why did you bring us here if you can't take us back?" Teotle shouted.

"Now why should I tell you, especially after you just yelled at me?" Discord mocked.

Teotle clenched a fist and said, "Because if you don't, then I'll..."

"You'll do nothing." Discord argued. "Without me, you won't know the way home. So far, I have all the cards, here."

"What's stopping anypony, back home, from realizing we're gone?" Teotle wondered.

"It's because the sun isn't up, yet. I know a special way to get back before morning, giving us plenty of time to do things my way." Discord explained.

"What exactly is your way?" Teotle asked, was interrupted by the nurse who had walked into the room, after hearing Teotle's and Discords argument. By the time she turned to face Discord, however, he had taken the form of a silver coated wolf. What surprised Teotle more, aside from Discords quick transformation, was the fact that he had kept his bushy eye brows, long beared, and his front buck tooth. He was also dressed in a brown polo shirt and dark green shorts.

After looking at Discord long enough, he reminded Teotle of a distant uncle he has, from Ulcer's side of the family. He owned a restaurant where the dinning table also functioned as a grill. This allowed the chef to cook the food directly in front of the customers, while doing fancy tricks and stunts, using his special assortment of utensils.

"Hello, sir." the nurse said, offering a handshake.

Discord shook the nurses wing and said, "Good morning, ma'am. I'm Teotle's uncle, Discord."

After Discord introduced Teotle to the nurse, she realized that he was the patient who was lying in the bed earlier this morning. Her eyes widened with concern as she said, "You're awake?"

"Yes, we've gone through this last night. The whole hospital was in an uproar over his quick recovery." Nick explained.

"Oh." said the nurse. "My shift started five minutes ago, so I didn't get a turn to hear the gossip."

Judy chuckled a little, due to the ironic fact that the nurse was a chicken, and that they're not known for being late. She regained her composure and asked the nurse, "Could we have a set of release forms, since you're here?"

The Nurse clucked and asked, "What's the rush?"

"Nothing." Nick replied. "We just need to ask him some questions at the station."

"Is he in trouble?" The nurse asked.

"No, it's just that we forgot the recording equipment their, we need a documented description of what car hit him last night." Judy explained. "Oh, and we also need to get him some clothes.

Teotle then looked down and say that everyone had clothes on, while he was in his bear fur, and quickly covered himself with his paws.

"Don't worry, dear, we'll get you a nice set of shorts and a shirt before you go.", the Nurse said, taking the clip board off the wall, outside of the room, and signed the requires release forms. She then asked Teotle to sign the bottom line of the form. She then said, "Ok, you're free to go."

After they went outside, the four of them got in the car and drove to the police station. When they arrived, they went to the front desk, where officer Clawhauser sat, eating his morning donuts. When they reached his desk to check in, he looked at Teotle and Discord and asked, "Hi, I'm Officer Benjamin, what can I do for you?

"Don't worry, Ben, they're with us." Judy answered.

As they were walking through the station, occasionally catching a few glares from the other officers, Discord then whispered in Nick's ear, "You'd find more life in a grave yard."

Nick was about to laugh at the joke, but before he could, Chief Bogo came out of his office and said, "Officer's, Hopps and Wilde, my office, NOW!

Judy winced and said softly, "Was hopping to avoid this discussion."

When the four of them entered the room, they sat down in the seats that had been set in front of Bogo's desk. The Chief was looking at Teotle's medical records, the only records that he could find. He stared at the documents and X-Rays for a solid two minutes.

"Um, Chief?" Judy tried to ask, only yo be cut off by a huff from the ox's flaring nostrils.

Eventually, the Chief went and asked, "Well, if this is right, These two wolves don't exist in our files. Tax payments, no social security number, or for that matter, any birth certificates." Bogo huffed through his nose again, looked Nick and Judy in the eyes and firmly asked, "Where, prey tell, did you find these two?"

Judy took a deep breath and said, "Well, as for the cub, Teotle, we found him on the street after he got hit by the truck we were chasing. You know, the one we wrote about in the report?"

"I know about the truck, Judy, I just want to know, in detail, why they have no records." Remarked the Chief.

"I can explain that, sir." Discord said, standing up from his chair.

"Please, sit down, sir." Bogo said, biting down a shout.

"Oh, I can't just sit down, sir." Discord replied. "Because I'm feeling very up, at the moment."

Bogo stood up from his desk chair, walked up to Discord and said, "The Mayor has been on my case all morning, because of your nephew's car accident. Not only did he make my officers lose the only lead we had to the speed racer case, but we also had to keep the doctors from leaking this mess to the community. if the news had heard of this, there would be a riot right outside my office door."

"I understand your concern, Chief, but I simply don't have the time to have a debate right now." Discord added, twisting and pulling at his beard.

"I don't care about your time." Bogo said with irritation. "This cub's X-Rays are a paperwork nightmare. A tattoo might not be as hard to explain to the public, but this child has embroidery all over his skeleton."

"What?" Judy asked, snatching the X-Rays from Bogo's hooves. Judy looked at the file for a sold ten seconds with wide eyes. She turned to face Teotle and Discord and asked, "What haven't you been telling us?"