My life had taken a weird route as of late.... Pondering.....along with smoking marijuana and listening to old music, it was my only source of stimulation, rarely I would watch Tv most of it was such sappy shallow crap that I could tell was made in the bullshit way it was to prevent offending ponies and assorted weird reasons and the strange laws regarding what I would do for some star trek about now...I would occasionally play some video games they were nothing compared to what humans had, The controls were weird and the games were pretty basic , but I would mostly ponder. I would ponder about how Earth was doing, the monolith, or just let my mind wander millions of miles away from my dirty room. I hardly ever left the room, Eating was something I would only rarely indulge in, same for drinking, getting dressed was low on my priorities...simply no point if one never does anything, I was a bum, no real job since a couple years ago, I probably smelled like shit, and my hair was easily reaching my thighs, my tail was dragging on the ground, Luna. Had tried to help...but it was really hitting me hard just how much I would miss about my old world...during my first expiriencee in equestria, I was always focussed on many other things and any doubts or homesickness was just chucked onto the pile of emotions I couldn't be bothered to feel, it would build up and I would have a breakdown, but now...I could really feel the immense lonliness and isolation weighing me down. My walls were plastered with plans and blueprints for assorted projects or magic experiments, Twilight would probably have an orgy on the spot from the amount of stuff to study, or an ocd fit about the messy barely organized wads of papers on the walls, maybe both. My current project was a portal gun... Although everyone said that portals were too inefficient and clumsy to even be created, I decided to do it anyway...mostly to give a big middle finger to the severely lacking science and engineering department of equestria...which consisted of a bunch of unicorns using magic for everything....lazy asses.
For once I heard a knock on the reinforced door to my room, It had been decorated with my most commonly seen cutie mark...whoever coined that term is obviously a huge troll.... My room was the top of a tower on the east side of canterlot near the mouintain, aka the lesser known portion of the castle. So I could assume that one or more of the ponies I personally knew was at the door.
" Who is it?" I decided to omit the swearing for now.
"Tis' luna, we wisheth to talk"
"Come in, I dont think the door's locked" I heard the mechanism rattle and the hinges creak as Luna walked in and carefully closed the door behind her"
"We...wish thee not to comtinue this behavior....thou hath missed so much...Why doth thou do this."
"Whelp.... I was probably gonna have to answer this sooner or later...I do this because I have nothing else to do...I have no job, any hobbies I have are based in here, and I haven't found anything interesting in old manuscripts to look for..."
"We hath been patient with thou for these many months, but now it shall stop... Thou knoweth that our sister has wanted thou to be in the family to protecteth thou politically" Luna had been learning modern equestrian as of late...but she still had a broken accent and often reverted to old equestrian for certain words or just added "eth". "We, wisheth to marry thee, and we have many more an activity planned for after. That shall help with thy depression will it not?"
"Why...why do you love me..."
"Very few have ever wished to take our hand in love, thou art the only one who hath the lifespan to be a suitable partner, we also see much alike with ourselves...twas a match meant to be!"
"You know I dont believe in fate...but I guess if it works... If you really want me to get out of this Place for something other than Twilight trying to talk...Im game" I grabbed a pair of jeans stained with tartarus knows what, and a loose T shirt and hastily threw them on. I tossed on a pair of aviator style sunglasses and grabbed a beat up tatzelwurm leather backpack amd chucked it over my shoulder,
"Thy may wisheth to be kinder to Twilight, for she is that which is closest to thy mother."
"That's my own problem...Ill deal with it..."
"Suiteth thyself...we shall not interfere with thy plans"
"Where are we even going?"
"We shall bring thee to the royal bathhouse to wash and shorten thy hair.
"You have No Idea how good if feels to finally wash off all of this dirt......ahhhh"
"We hath thought that thou would like the change"
"I do...but what exactly do you want to do? I mean what did you have planned."
"We wish to show thee the wonders of equestria, we know that thee hath only seen the evil and unpleaseant that this world has to offer, we wish to show thee the happiness and compassion."
"Well...its probably better than listening to Equestrias collection of shitty records."
"Why doth thou dislike pony music?"
"The older stuff is okay, but anything past a certain date about 15 years ago seems to be just the same ol shit..."
"We shall look into this, but for now we must prepare thee for thy first public appearance since the attack"
"I am NOT wearing fancy shit,"
"We hath planned on dressing thee in full combat gear originally, but our sister hath ordered thee to wear a dress she hath had made for the occasion"
"....tell her that she owes me"
"We shall not dissapoint"
