Horny Dash

by Vik

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Fetish, Spike, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Random, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Luna
Length: 4132

A silly clopfic involving a horny Rainbow Dash, a virgin Twilight Sparkle, and a voyeuristic adult Spike.

This is just a silly clopfic I came up with, nothing serious. Inspired by a combination of clop and "Twilight needs to get laid" stories. All characters are adults including Spike.

Chapter 1 Contains: horn fetish, anal horn sex, three-way, mare on mare, and male dragon on mare

Chapter 2 Contains: horn fetish, light bondage, f/f, vaginal horn sex, and oral

Published 2017-02-10 22:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2018-03-06 23:33:13 UTC

Chapter 1

It was a quiet night for Twilight Sparkle, as she was engrossed in one of her many ancient spell books. She could never get enough of this stuff, which surprised no one. She was interrupted by a knock at the door. She answered the door to find Rainbow Dash standing there with a rather nervous look on her face.

“Hey Rainbow, what’s up?” Twilight asked.

“Twilight, there’s something I wanted to talk to you about,” Rainbow Dash said.

“What is it?” Twilight asked.

“Well, there’s been something I’ve wanted to do for a long time, but I’ve been too nervous to ask anypony,” Rainbow said.

Twilight gave her a confused look.

“You see, I have a horn fetish and I was wondering if you could…shove your horn up my ass,” Rainbow said.

“But we’re not marefriends,” Twilight said.

“And I’m not asking you to be my marefriend. I’m not ready to settle down. I just want a little sexy, fun time with a good friend,” Rainbow said.

Twilight thought it over. She had been raised to believe that sex was only for those in a committed relationship. What would Celestia think? That’s when she got an idea.

“Just give me a few minutes to think about this. You can wait here on the couch,” Twilight said, gesturing to the new couch she bought. Rainbow sat down on the couch and Twilight shut the door. Twilight then went to the kitchen to find Spike, who was eating some rubies.

“Spike, I need you to send a letter to the princess,” Twilight said.

“Okay,” Spike said, sighing. He thought he had the night off from sending letters. He got a quill and parchment and waited for Twilight to give him the words. Taking a deep breath, Twilight nervously spoke the question she felt the need to ask:

“’Dear Princess Celestia,

Rainbow Dash wants me to put my horn up her ass. What should I do?

Your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle’”

Spike dropped the quill mid-sentence and said, “I can’t send the princess that!”

“But Spike, I don’t know what to do. I mean, I’ve never been in this situation before. I need help, so just please send the letter,” Twilight pleaded.

Spike sighed and finished the letter. He then sent the letter, hoping Celestia wasn’t going to freak out.

A few minutes later, they received a reply, which read:

“’My dearest Twilight,

Since we are so close, I feel that I can share this with you, but you must not tell anypony what I am about to tell you. Personally, I think Rainbow Dash is the sexiest mare in all of Equestria. I would be down for anything with her. Alas, I doubt that I will ever get with her, so while I do envy your situation Twilight, I will let you have her. I think you should horn fuck her like there’s no tomorrow. You seriously need to get laid Twilight Sparkle.

Sincerely,

Princess Celestia’”

“Huh?” Twilight said.

“Well at least she isn’t freaked out”, Spike said.

“Well if Celestia thinks it’s a good idea, then I’ll do it with Rainbow. Maybe her and I will become closer friends,” Twilight said, already forming the friendship lesson in her mind.

Spike just rolled his eyes and went back to his rubies, or he would have if curiosity had not gotten the better of him. He followed Twilight as she exited the kitchen and trotted over to Rainbow.

“Alright Rainbow, let’s do it,” Twilight said.

Rainbow smiled, turned around, and lifted her tail, revealing her tight asshole and moist marehood.

“I should probably use lubrication. Spike, fetch me some lube,” Twilight said.

“We don’t have any,” Spike said.

“Don't sweat it Twi, just use your spit,” Rainbow said.

“Eww,” Twilight said.

“Oh come on, Twi, don’t be so prudish,” Rainbow said.

Twilight sighed and spat on one of her left forehoof. She spread the spit all over her horn and lined it up with Rainbow’s ass. Slowly she inserted herself into Rainbow’s tight asshole as to minimize the pain. Rainbow let out a yelp. Twilight slowly moved her horn back and forth, causing the cyan Pegasus to moan.

“Fuck me egghead!” Rainbow said.

Twilight began hornfucking her friend faster and harder, she quite enjoyed the feeling of Rainbow’s rectum wrapped around her horn. It felt so weird at first, but she quickly began to love it. Rainbow moaned louder as Twilight fucked her. Meanwhile, Spike was watching the whole time. His dragonhood was erect, he wanted to play with it so bad, but he didn’t because he didn’t want to freak out the mares. Rainbow saw Spike’s hard member and said, “Enjoying the show Spike?”

“Um…yeah,” Spike blushed with embarrassment.

“That’s fine with me; you can relieve your stress if you want? My muzzle is available”, Rainbow said.

Spike couldn’t believe what he was hearing. His first thought was to say no, but he could use the release.

“Would that be okay, Twilight?” he asked his alicorn friend.

“Go ahead”, Twilight said. She didn’t care; she was having too much fun being in Rainbow’s ass. As she continued to horn fuck her friend, she felt like she was gonna cum, but not just from her vagina. It felt like her horn was gonna cum too. She was not well versed in the ways of sex, so she had no clue what would come out of her horn when she climaxed, but she was excited to find out.

Meanwhile, Spike inserted his member into Rainbow’s muzzle. The cyan mare sucked him off, taking his virginity. Soon both Spike and Twilight were gonna cum. They were about to release when a familiar earth pony walked through the door.

“Hey Twi, I brought your book back…,” Applejack froze at the sight before her.

“Um, hi AJ,” Spike said, taking his cock out of Rainbow's muzzle

“What in tarnation is going on here?” AJ asked.

Twilight pulled out of Rainbow Dash and said, “We’re umm…learning a friendship lesson”

“In Rainbow’s ass?” AJ said.

“Yes AJ, were getting to know each other in a different way. I started it. I wanted to experience being hornfucked,” Rainbow said.

“I’ll just leave you guys to your ‘lesson’…” AJ said, leaving the castle with a blush of embarrassment.

Once AJ left, Twilight resumed pounding Rainbow’s tailhole, as Spike facefucked the cyan Pegasus.

“I’m gonna cum!” Twilight said.

“Me too!” Spike said.

Rainbow only nodded her head; she was too intoxicated by her own pleasure to speak. That and she had a six-inch dragon dick in her muzzle too. Speaking of which, Spike came first, shooting his sticky dragon seed down Rainbow’s throat. Twilight came soon after, her cum was a soft burst of magic that felt similar to that of a stallion ejaculating. All of this cumming put Rainbow over the edge and she came as well

“Are you alright, Dash?” Twilight said, worried that her magic may have hurt her friend. She never shot magic into a pony’s ass before.

After Spike took his dick out of her muzzle, Rainbow said, “That was awesome! Don’t worry Twi, I’m not hurt. My ass is sore, but it was worth it! And Spike, you taste pretty good” Rainbow said.

“You know Dash; I think this has taken our friendship to a deeper level. I feel so much more connected to you than I did before,” Twilight said.

“Me too Twi, we should do this again some time,” Rainbow said.

The three friends collapsed onto the floor and cuddled with each other the rest of the night. The next day, Twilight wrote to the princess.

“’Dear Princess Celestia,

I had sex with Rainbow Dash last night and it was amazing! Thank you so much for your words of encouragement. This act has really strengthened the bonds of friendship between Dash and I.

Your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle’”

When Princess Celestia received the letter, she hid it in her safe where she kept the letters that she wanted nopony to see. She also kept a rather naughty drawing of Rainbow Dash in there, made by the infamous Canterlot clop artist “Cloppy Hooves.” Celestia clopped furiously as she gazed at the picture and imagined herself in Twilight’s position last night, screwing Rainbow Dash with her horn.

Then Luna walked in...

“What the hell sister! Rainbow Dash is my waifu!” the Princess of the night said.

Author's Note

Well I hope you enjoyed this crazy fic. Tell me what you think in the comments section. I may or may not make a sequel to this insanity.

Chapter 2

Princess Luna gazed out at the night sky from her bedroom window deep in thought. Everything was going pretty well since she was released from Nightmare Moon’s influence. Well there was one thing she wished to improve, but the chances of that happening seemed slim. Even her own sister had given up on it.

“Why do these modern ponies keep rejecting my advances,” she thought to herself.“Why must I go to bed alone, why can’t I get somepony to pleasure like I could over 1000 years ago?”

She had tried many times to ask stallions and mares out for a little “fun”, but they all were too nervous. Luna thought back to a conversation she had with Celestia on the matter and still couldn’t believe her sister’s response.

“Sister, may I ask you something?” Luna said as she sat at the table with her sister during one of Celestia’s tea breaks.

“Go ahead,” Celestia replied.

“It seems our little ponies are no longer interested in pleasuring the royal plot,” Luna said.

Celestia spat out her tea in shock and after taking a minute to compose herself she said, “sorry I was just surprised.You see Luna, ever since your banishment ponies have been afraid to have sex with me because they are afraid that if they fail to satisfy me that they will get banished to the moon too.I guess this applies to all of the princesses.”

“What about Cadence?” Luna replied

“Well she’s the princess of love, so her situation is different,” Celestia spoke, causally sipping her tea.

“Alright, but do you really mean to tell me that you haven’t had sex in 1000 years?” Luna asked.

“Yes, but it’s alright I don’t need sex anymore.I’m absolutely fine without it,” Celestia replied, her voice shaky.

“You don’t need it anymore?Oh please sister, I still remember the old days.I’ve lost count of how many times I saw you tie ponies up. You were always much more kinky than me. You were quite fond of using the branding iron if I recall correctly…” Luna said before she was interrupted.

“But I don’t need to do that anymore Luna, I’m totally fine without it, now let’s change the subject okay?” Celestia said.

Luna hoped she wouldn’t be like that 1000 years from now, but who could help her satisfy her need for sex?She thought about asking Twilight’s friends, specifically a sexy cyan blue Pegasus by the name of Rainbow Dash.Luna, like so many others, was attracted to Rainbow Dash.Her athletic body, her beautiful eyes, her plot…. Just thinking about her made Luna wet.Of course she knew Celestia lusted after Rainbow Dash too, Luna still remembered the time she caught Celestia clopping to porn of Rainbow Dash after reading one of Twilight’s letters.

“What the hell sister!Rainbow Dash is my waifu!” Luna shouted.

“Luna, it’s not what it looks like!” Celestia pleaded.

“Bullshit Tia!You were clearly clopping to her!” Luna shouted. Frustrated, she left Celestia’s room and returned to her own before Celestia could stop her.

“What does it matter, Rainbow Dash is probably too scared to have sex with royalty just like everypony else,” Luna lamented.

She decided to clear her head and go for a midnight flight. She extended her wings and took off into the night.

Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash was sitting home alone, bored and horny.None of her friends were in the mood or had the time to have sex tonight.

“What am I gonna do?”, she thought. She then decided to take a midnight flight of her own. She exited her beautiful cloud house and took off.She flew above the quiet little town of Ponyville, noticing how peaceful and calm it was with nopony in sight. This mundane observation gave Dash an idea, a really naughty idea. She lay down on a cloud and spread her legs.
She slid a hoof down her body and began to rub her marehood.

“I can’t believe I’m doing this, I’m clopping on a cloud under the light of Luna’s moon,” Dash thought.Images of the princess of the night now flooded Dash’s horny mind. She imagined herself getting fucked by Luna’s mighty horn. Ever since her experience with Twilight, Rainbow Dash’s horn fetish had only grown stronger. Horn sex had become her new favorite sex act, replacing oral. There was something so extremely erotic and forbidden to Rainbow Dash about getting fucked by one of the royal sisters. The idea of being taken by either one or both of the two older, more sexually experienced mares appealed to her. Rainbow Dash focused on the fantasy, she imagined herself being pounded hard by Luna’s horn until she came.Rainbow loved the way magic cum felt inside of her. It felt like a burst of pure energy, strong but not dangerous.
Rainbow wanted to feel that energy again.

“Oh sexy princess of the night take me now!Fuck me with your mighty horn!” Rainbow accidentally said out loud.

“Is that an invitation?” a familiar voice asked.

Rainbow looked around until she eventually saw Princess Luna standing in front of her.

“Hey Luna, what’s up? Is this a dream?” Dash said, trying to play it cool.

“No it is not.I was just flying around enjoying the night air and then I saw you,” Luna said, blushing.

“Did you like what you saw?” Dash said, blushing as well.

“Very much so, in fact I was wondering if maybe I could give you a hoof…or perhaps a horn,” Luna said, in an attempt at a flirtatious tone.

Dash knew Luna was nervous, but that was okay; she was kind of nervous too. She couldn’t believe Luna was actually flirting with her. Dash knew the answer she would give her.

“Oh I would love that.You’re place or mine?” Rainbow Dash said.

“Hmmm…I was thinking of my ‘place’, well actually it is my previous one, I have a room at the Castle of the Two Sisters specifically built for…certain activities.I hope it has survived in my absence,” Luna said in a sultry tone.

Rainbow was intrigued. As creepy as that old, ruined castle was, the idea of Luna having what she guessed was some kind of sex dungeon was just too cool to pass up.

“Sure we can go there,” Rainbow said, matching Luna’s sultry tone.

The two ponies then flew to the Castle of the Two Sisters. The old castle still looked creepy as fuck, but Rainbow remained brave. When they landed in what used to be the throne room, Luna walked up to the throne and tapped her hoof down onto one of the stones in the floor. When she did, the wall opened up to reveal a secret passageway. Rainbow followed her down the passageway into a very dusty looking bedroom. At first the cyan Pegasus thought it was just an ordinary bedroom until she saw that the bed had shackles on it and there was a collection of whips on the one wall. The only other piece of furniture in the room was a red wardrobe that was currently locked. Dash gulped at the sight.

“Don’t worry, if you’re not ready for the hard stuff I can be more gentle” Luna said

“You don’t have to be gentle, I just don’t think I’m up for being whipped tonight” Dash said.

“That’s okay.So what do you want to start with?” Luna asked

“Well, you could just stick it in me right now.That’s what Twilight did,” Rainbow said

Luna was surprised at this revelation.

“Twilight, princess of friendship, had sex?” Luna asked

“Yep.I was surprised when she said ‘yes’” Rainbow remarked.

“And she didn’t do any foreplay? What an amateur!Let me show you the proper way to please a mare,” Luna said.

She then picked Rainbow Dash up with her magic and laid her down on the bed, causing dust to fly in their faces. Despite the rather un-sexy sneezing that followed, Luna was undeterred, she was going to have sex with Rainbow Dash and do it right. Her definition of right anyway. She positioned herself on top of the cyan Pegasus and lowered her face down to hers and kissed her passionately on the muzzle.Rainbow hadn’t expected this. She wasn’t used to being kissed like this, but she liked it. She kissed Luna back and without thinking slipped her tongue into the Alicorn’s mouth. Luna deepened the kiss as their tongues touched, exploring each other’s mouth. Luna broke the kiss and took a deep breath.

“Good sex always starts with a kiss,” Luna said.

Rainbow wasn’t sure if she agreed, but she nodded anyway and said, “then what happens?”

Luna moved her muzzle down once again and began planting a trail of kisses down Rainbow’s soft, warm body until she reached her prize. Each kiss was done slowly and deliberately in order to tease the Pegasus mare. Rainbow moaned with pleasure, her marehood wet with anticipation. Once Luna reached her prize, she planted a kiss on rainbow’s folds. The Lunar princess licked her lips, savoring the sweet taste of Rainbow’s arousal. She then began to lick the Pegasus’ folds, savoring even more arousal, keeping the pace slow. Rainbow wasn’t sure how much more she could take. She wanted Luna’s horn in her so badly now. The teasing was almost unbearable and yet strangely good at the same time.

“Just stick it in me now!” Rainbow begged.

“Not yet,” Luna said.She hadn’t had sex in a 1000 years and she wanted this to last. She continued to lap at Rainbow’s folds until she decided to change things up a bit and slide her tongue inside. Rainbow moaned louder now.

“Oh yes!Yes!” Rainbow cried. She could feel her climax coming.

“Keep this up and I’ll cum!” Rainbow said.

Luna stopped. She didn’t want Rainbow to cum so soon. She pulled herself away from Rainbow’s crotch and moved herself so she was face to face with the cyan Pegasus once again.

“Not yet Rainbow Dash.We haven’t even gotten to the main event yet,” Luna said.

She kissed Rainbow on the muzzle, making the cyan mare taste her own arousal. She thought it tasted pretty good. Of course it did. It did come from her awesome body after all.

Luna broke the kiss and noticed how close Rainbow’s hooves were to the shackles, giving her a naughty idea.

“Would you like to be restrained in the shackles while I take you?” Luna asked.

“Yes,” Rainbow Dash said, pleading.

Luna then moved Rainbow Dash’s hooves with her magic and placed them inside the shackles. She locked them using her magic. Luna stood at the edge of the bed and admired her work.Rainbow Dash was now bound to the bed with her legs spread; her magenta eyes stared into Luna’s with a pleading look.

“Please fuck me,” Rainbow Dash begged.

This was the moment Luna had been waiting so long for. She positioned her horn so that it was lined up with Rainbow Dash’s moist pussy and gently inserted her horn into the eager Pegasus.

Rainbow gasped and moaned in pleasure as Luna’s horn finally entered her snatch. The Lunar princess carefully thrust in and out of Dash’s vagina, it felt so good to horn fuck somepony again.

“Harder!Faster!” Rainbow begged.

Luna smiled, hoping she would say that. Luna increased the pace, fucking her faster and harder than before.Rainbow Dash moaned with delight, her climax approaching. Luna was getting close too.Rainbow’s walls gripped her horn milking her for her magic cum. It was then that Luna was pushed over the edge into the point of no return and came inside Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow’s body absorbed the magical energy that came from Luna’s horn, but unlike Twilight, this was more intense. Her body tingled as she came, coating Luna’s horn in marecum. Rainbow’s orgasm was unlike any other she had before. For a brief moment the world around her disappeared and she felt like she was floating, but without moving any of her wings. A psychedelic light show flashed before her eyes. Beautiful shades of red, green, and blue covered her vision and little white dots that looked like stars were spread throughout. When their orgasms ended, Luna collapsed onto the ground and Rainbow Dash passed out. Luna basked in the afterglow for a while before forcing herself back onto her hooves. She looked at the sleeping Pegasus with a satisfied smile. She decided to let her sleep, but not in this room. It was an old tradition for the princesses to have breakfast in the morning with their “late night companions.” Unfortunately, there was no longer a kitchen in this old castle, so Luna decided to release Rainbow Dash from the shackles and carry her on her back.She then returned to the throne room and took off for Canterlot.

Rainbow Dash awoke in the morning on a large comfy bed. She noticed the blanket she was covered in had Luna’s cutie mark printed on it. She was about to get out of the bed when Luna entered the room and said, “Breakfast is ready.”

“I’m getting breakfast?” Rainbow Dash said.

“Why of course!It is good manors to make breakfast for the pony you just had intimate relations with the night before. I guess Twilight didn’t do that?” Luna asked.

“Nope,” Rainbow Dash said.

“I thought so,” Luna said, making a mental note to teach Twilight some lessons when she had the time.

“Where are we anyway?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“We are in Canterlot.I brought you here last night after you passed out,” Luna explained.

“Oh okay.Sorry I fell asleep it’s just that was the most powerful orgasm I’ve ever experienced. I guess my body got overwhelmed” Rainbow Dash said.

“It’s quite alright Rainbow Dash. Alicorn horn ejaculation tends to do that to most ponies” Luna replied.

“But Twilight is an Alicorn too and yet last night felt way more intense” Rainbow Dash said.

“Well Twilight was not born an Alicorn, she was made one.That is probably why” Luna said.

“True. Anyway, I just want to say thank you for last night. That was the best sex ever! Could we do it again sometime?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Of course” Luna said with a sultry grin.

Rainbow gave her a similar sultry look before they finally left the room and went to the breakfast table where, much to their surprise, Applejack and Celestia sat at the table eating pancakes. They were barely awake and Applejack’s normally well-kept mane was a mess.

“Hey AJ, what are you doing here?” Dash asked

“Um I was um…” the farm pony fumbled for the right words until Celestia finished her sentence.

“She came over to the castle last night and delivered me some apples. I just needed a late night snack, but then we got talking about apple trees and farming and stuff and we lost track of time so I offered her a place to sleep for the night,” Celestia said nervously.

Luna knew this was bullshit, but she didn’t want to embarrass her sister further, so she kept quiet. She would ask Celestia for the juicy details later.

“And why are you here RD?” Applejack asked.

Rainbow Dash was about to say something before Luna interrupted her.

“We ran into each last night and then we started talking about Daring Do and stuff and we lost track of time so I offered her a place to sleep for the night,” Luna said.

Celestia flinched, but decided to remain quiet for now. The four ponies enjoyed a delicious apple cinnamon pancake breakfast before Celestia was reminded by one of her advisers that morning court was about to begin. Just as the ponies were parting ways, Rainbow Dash caught a glimpse of Applejack’s flank and noticed that her cutie mark had been stamped over by what looked like Celestia’s cutie mark.

“Hey AJ, what’s with the new cutie mark?” Rainbow Dash asked.

Celestia and Applejack gasped, then Applejack ran away from Rainbow Dash as fast as she could.

“Hey AJ, wait up!” Rainbow Dash cried, racing after her friend.

“Feeling like your old self again Tia?” Luna remarked.

Celestia blushed with embarrassment and galloped off to day court.

Luna chuckled and trotted off to her room.