Mistress Mage's Magical Manuscript of Mating

Chapters

Truth or Dare
Down on the Farm
Not Covered by Your Insurance
Good Wine and a Trashy Book
Turn that Frown Upside Down
A Little Bit of Lace
AJ's Bitches
Sisters Share Everything
Meeting the Family

Truth or Dare

Twilight stared at the book that laid open before her. The dare had been simple: approach her bookshelf, close her eyes, take a spellbook off the shelf at random, open it somewhere in the middle, and cast whatever spell was described on the page. Easy. She had expected that she would have picked something like Starswirl's Advanced Guide to Spellwork Vol. XXVII, or perhaps Fifteen Spectacular Spells for Foals, but no, she happened to pick the one spellbook in her whole library that she hadn't dared to read. The one spellbook that she would like to pretend she didn't own, much less exist: Mistress Mage's Magical Manuscript of Mating. And, of course, she happened to have opened this tome of erotic wizardry to the most embarrassing spell.

"Well, egghead?" Rainbow Dash asked. "Are ya gonna cast the spell or admit that there is a spell too advanced for you, thus losing the game?" She teased.

"It's not that!" Twilight shot back. "It's just... embarrassing..."

"Don't worry, Twi!" Pinkie Pie said. "We won't judge you if your mane turn green, or you sprout a second head."

"It's not that, it's..." the purple alicorn trailed off. "Well, I guess I might as well get this over with." She gulped as her horn sparked to life, focusing on the spell, weaving her magic to gain the desired (or, rather, required for the context of the game) effect. With a flash, the spell was complete.

"Um, what was that spell supposed to do, exactly?" Fluttershy asked. "I-if you don't mind me asking, that is..."

Twilight sighed. She hooked her thumbs into the waistband of her pajama bottoms, and pulled them down. Out flopped a seven inch penis, a slightly darker shade of lavender than the rest of the mare it was attached to. She looked to a far corner of the room, blushing, not meeting the gazes of her friends. The other five mares in the room could only stare, slack jawed, a dark blush permeating their faces.

"Oh my..." Rarity whispered.

"Well, that's... somethin'," Applejack said, her green eyes fixed upon the meaty member in front of her.

"HA!" Rainbow Dash's barking laughter broke the tension that had been filling the room. "Oh, man! You grew a- snrk- you grew a cock! This is too great!" She said, rolling on the floor as she continued to laugh, hysterically.

"Rainbow! Don't be rude!" Fluttershy admonished her friend.

"I'm not trying to be," Rainbow wheezed in between laughing fits. "But, you gotta admit, this is hilarious. Of all the spells she could have cast, she casts one that makes her grow a dong!"

"Well, if you think it's so funny, then I dare you to touch it!" Twilight spat. Rainbow's laughter ceased. She looked shocked, her face turning red at Twilight's proposal. "Unless, you're too scared to, that is. We won't judge you, but that would also mean that you lose the game, of course," she continued, smirking evilly.

"No way!" Rainbow Dash gasped, clambering to an upright position, sitting on her knees. "I never back down from a dare, and I certainly don't lose!" The blue mare began to crawl forward until her friend's dick was mere inches from her face. She gulped, staring at it.

"Well, Rainbow," Twilight inquired, staring down at her friend with a stern expression. "I'm waiting."

Rainbow Dash gulped, again, before slowly reaching up, and wrapping a cyan hand around the purple appendage in front of her. It was incredibly warm, and soft to the touch. It felt large in the pegasus' grasp, even though it wasn't erect. "S-see," Dash said, looking up at Twilight, her blush darkening. Without realizing it, she began to stroke the cock in her grip, causing it to stiffen. "P-piece of cake," she said, continuing to look her friend in the eyes, the hand pumping along her shaft increasing it's pace.

"R-rainbow Dash, p-please-" Twilight choked out, her own face turning a dark shade of purple.

"What'd I say, Twilight," Rainbow Dash continued, oblivious to her own actions, stroking the now rock hard, throbbing erection ever faster. "I don't back down from a challenge,"

"Please, Rainbow," Twilight gasped. "Please, stop!"

"Stop what-?" Dash began, but was cut off as she looked back down at the member she had been playing with just as it shot a load of hot, sticky jizz right in her face. Twilight moaned as another rope of cum erupted from her cock, and then another, and another. Rainbow's face was now painted a pearlescent white, her blue coat no longer visible. A few strings of cum had even made their way into her mane, streaks of white joining the rest of the spectrum.

"You, uh," Applejack muttered. "You got quite the hair trigger there, Twi."

"I'll say!" Rainbow exclaimed, wiping the splooge from her face with her t-shirt. "I'm a fucking mess! I'll find a way to get back at you, for this, Sparkle!"

"It's not my fault!" Twilight retorted. "You're the one who decided to beat me off. Plus, that was my first time with somepony else, much less with a body part I didn't have ten minutes ago, so excuse me if I... got a little bit overexcited."

"Wow, we're playing Truth or Dare at a sleepover and Twilight's a virgin, could this possibly get more cliché?" Pinkie Pie asked to no one in particular. Then, a bright smile lit up her face. "Oh, yes it could~!" She sang. "Twilight, I dare you to cast the penis spell on the rest of us!"

"What?!" the other five girls exclaimed.

"Pinkie, I think we really shouldn't mess around with this spell, anymore," Twilight said. "Besides, it isn't even your turn!"

"Oh, come on, girls," Pinkie Pie pleaded. "Don't tell me you all aren't at least a little curious as to what this spell could do to you."

"Well, it did feel really good," Twilight mumbled, staring down at her hooves.

"Well, I guess havin' a pecker for a little while wouldn't be too bad," Applejack said, resulting in the rest of the group agreeing.

"Fine, but this is a one time deal," Twilight said, he horn glowing as the cast the spell. As soon as she was finished the rest of the girls all dropped their pants or lifted their nightgowns to get a look at their new equipment.

"Dammit!" Rainbow Dash yelled, looking down at her own cock. At a mere four inches, it was by far the smallest in the room. "Why the hay did you give me the smallest one, Twi!"

"Hey, I don't pick the size," Twilight said, innocently. "I'm guessing there's some sort of mechanic to the spell that causes differences between users."

Rainbow Dash huffed. "Fine, but I'm still getting back at you for cumming on my face," she said as she marched over to Twilight, pulling her now messy t-shirt off. She grabbed her friend by the back of her head, and forced her down so she was face to face with the pegasus' cock. She slapped it a few times against her friend's face, causing it to stiffen and erect. Taking the hint, Twilight grasped the cock with one one hand before bringing it to her mouth and suckling the head. Rainbow Dash let out a hiss. "Shit, this feels really good," she said, stroking Twilight's mane, while the alicorn enthusiastically bobbed her head up and down the length of her friend's dick.

The other four mares stared, enraptured by the lewd display their friends were putting on, their own cocks swelling. Subconsciously, they all began to stroke themselves, reveling in the feeling they had only ever been on the giving end, before.

Applejack looked away from her two friends who had already begun taking full advantage of the situation, her eyes falling on Rarity. The white unicorn's own penis reflected her personality very well, measuring in at five and a half inches, slender in diameter, perfectly circumcised, with a pair of small, smooth testicles just underneath. A very ladylike penis, if that was even possible.

Rarity noticed her best friend's gaze, and in turn took a peak at the apple farmer's own cock. It was quite the opposite of her own, measuring a whopping nine inches, with an impressive girth to match. Large veins protruded from under the skin and a pair of heavy, apple-sized balls hung at the base.

Wordlessly, the two of the approached one another, peeling off the rest of their clothing, and met in an embrace. AJ pulled the smalled unicorn in for a tender, passionate kiss, their tongues intertwining. Their throbbing cocks rubbed against each other, making the size differnce and color contrast all the more apparent. Both were leaking precum, leaving dark stains on their coats. Applejack reached down, fondling Rarity's balls. They were strangely wet; far too slick for it to be sweat. She extended her fingers upwards ever so slightly, before they came in contact with Rarity's dripping snatch.

"Damn, Rarity," Applejack moaned. "You still got a cooter."

"Why, yes," Twilight said, taking her mouth off of Rainbow Dash's cock for a moment to answer, but continuing to pump her hand along its length. She bobbed her head forward, again, slurping it two more times before continuing. "The spell is designed to add a penis and testicles, but keep the mare's vagina intact."

"Well, ain't that somethin'," AJ drawled, continuing to cup the white testicles in her hand, while teasing the tight lips that lay just slightly above.

"Applejack, please," Rarity moaned. "Just rut me senseless, already!"

"If you say so, sugarcube," Applejack responded with a smirk. The strong, orange mare twirled her partner around and bent her over. She took a moment to admire Rarity's perfect ass, squeezing both cheeks, firmly. She removed one hand from the perfect, white globes in front of her, using it to align her monster piece of mare meat with the dripping snatch. She rubbed the head of her cock between the dripping pair of lips, relishing the feeling of just how sensitive her new equipment was. With a single, hard thrust she hilted herself deep inside Rarity.

"Mmm," Rarity moaned, her inner slut awoken. Her body was in complete ecstacy at the feeling of being so stretched by Applejack's mammoth cock. The pleasure she was feeling in her pussy seemed to overflow into her cock, causing it to tingle and leak some more pre.

"Ya like that, don't ya?" Applejack asked, once more thrusting into the tight hole in front of her.

"Oh, darling!" Rarity gasped. "I love it!"

"Well, then," Applejack replied, smirking. She began to increase her pace, fucking the unicorn beneath her even harder. "I reckon we're going to have just a wonderful little time."

...

Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie was positively drooling at the sights before her. Between Twilight's steady and calculated oral ministrations on Rainbow Dash's dick, and Applejack's wild humping of Rarity, she had never felt so aroused. Her new nine inch cock felt harder than any other she had handled, previously, and her tight cunt was far wetter than it had ever been, before. She had to fuck somepony, and she had to do it now! She turned to Fluttershy, to see her normally butter yellow face had turned a tomato red, with her light green nightgown hiked up, and playing with her own gargantuan cock, which had to have been at least two inches longer than Pinkie's.

"Heyya, Shy!" Pinkie said, hopping over to the quiet pegasus, enjoying the feeling of her cock slapping against her tummy as she bounced. "It looks like you could use a hand with this," she continued, reaching for the yellow appendage.

"NO!" Fluttershy shouted, quietly, slapping Pinkie's hand away.

"Huh?" Pinkie inquired, confusion painted across her face.

"I mean, I'm sorry, Pinkie," Fluttershy apologized. "I just... I just need a moment to... get used to it, that's all. We can play in a little bit."

"Okie dokie!" Pinkie said, smiling. She bounced over to where Twilight was continuing to suck Rainbow's cock. She pulled aside Dash's multicolored tail, and lined her cock up with the blue entrance. "Don't mind me, Twilight, I'm just gonna use this," she said as she plunged herself deep inside of the pegasus, reaching around and grabbing her perky, A-cup tits for leverage.

"Holy shit!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed. The feeling of having both her cock and pussy serviced at the same time was overwhelming. She grasped hold of Twilight's mane, and began to roughly facefuck the alicorn. Twilight choked and gagged each time the small cock touched the back of her throat, causing her to drool profusely. "Fuck, I'm gonna-" Rainbow Dash never finished that statement, as her mind was enveloped in pleasure. Her pussy tightened around Pinkie's prick, leaking even more of her juices. She forced Twilight's head forward until her nose was buried in the neatly trimmed patch of rainbow pubes, and began to unload inside the unicorn's throat.

Twilight did her best to swallow all of the seed that shot into her throat, but couldn't keep up after the third ejaculation. She forced herself off of Rainbow's cock, coughing up a large mouth full of jizz, as even more splashed against her face and breasts, leaving her a dripping mess.

"You sure glazed her good, Dashie," Pinkie exclaimed, increasing the speed of her fucking, her large funbags bouncing around, wildly. She lowered one of her hands from the blue breast down to Rainbow Dash's softening cock. She gave the appendage a good squeeze, drawing out the last of the sweet cream, and brought it to her lips. She licked her hand clean of the cum, and gave a hum of approval. She bent her partner over as Twilight moved out of the way.

...

Fluttershy watched her friends fucking, as she eagerly jerked her massive cock. While she had very little experience, as far as sex goes, she was far from a virgin, and this was looking to be the most tantalizing experience she had ever had. Her throbbing dick was leaking an excessive amount of pre, providing the perfect lubricant for her hands to glide along the shaft.

She moved a hand down from her cock to fondle her heavy nuts. She gave them a gentle squeeze, sending herself over the edge. She squeaked as the first wave of cum exploded from her cock, splattering along her nightgown and face. The second spurt only increased the mess, along with the third, the fourth, and the fifth. Her clothes were covered in cum, and the timid mare knew it was going to take more than one run through the wash to get it all out.

"Oh, dear," she whimpered gathering up a small amount of her slick spunk. She tentatively raised the cum coated finger to her lips, tasting her own salty semen. The flavor was certainly arousing, her softening cock giving a twitch, but did not erect. She scooped up a handful of the jizz, and rubbed it into her hungry pussy. She thrust two of her fingers inside, gasping as cum covered appendages slid inside with little resistance.

"Hey, Fluttershy!" Twilight said, interrupting the quiet mare's masturbation. She let out a squeak of surprise, hastily pulling her sticky fingers out of her pussy. "Sorry, didn't mean to scare you," Twilight continued. "I just couldn't help but notice that you were alone and, well, a mess. And I was hoping I could... clean you up."

"It's all right, Twilight," Fluttershy replied. "I really don't mind if you girls have fun without me. I'm probably not that good, anyway."

"Nonsense!" Twilight objected. "I was a virgin up until about fifteen minutes ago, so if anyone's bad at sex, it's me." The purple princess leaned closer to her friend. "And I think have some ideas of how we could have some fun."

"Well, if you insist," Fluttershy said, moving to remove her nightgown, before remembering that it was covered in a slick coat of cum. "Oh, right. It, um, might be a little while before I'm ready to go, again. I'm sorry."

"It's alright, Fluttershy," Twilight cooed. "I think I have an idea on what we can do in the mean time." Twilight's horn ignited, using her magic to scoop up all of the spunk on her friend, leaving her pajamas perfectly pristine. The cum floated between the two of them, formed into a large orb.

"Oh, just what should I do will all of this semen?" Twilight teased.

Fluttershy blushed. "Could you, um, put it in your pussy?" She whispered.

"Sorry, Fluttershy," Twilight said, smirking. "I didn't quite hear that. You're going to have to speak up."

"P-put it in your pussy, please," the yellow mare said, again, just barely louder.

"Still can't hear you," Twilight said, bringing the ball of cum to her face, and giving it a small lick, humming in appreciation of the flavor.

"Put it in your pussy!" Fluttershy practically shouted.

"Well, if you insist," Twilight giggled as she levitated the jizz down to her crotch. Slowly, the sperm began to flow into Twilight's freshly deflowered cunt. As more and more of it entered her vagina, her belly began to swell. By the time all of it was inside of her, Twilight's stomach had distended to the point where she looked to be about three months pregnant. She cradled her tummy, feeling all of the jism slosh around. "So, what, now?" She asked, smiling.

"L-lay down and spread your legs," Fluttershy commanded, staring wide-eyed at her friend's stomach. Was all of that really her cum? Did she do that? Her cock was beginning to harden, again.

Once Twilight was on her back she spread her legs. Some of Fluttershy's cum began to leak out. The yellow mare's mouth began to water. Without saying a word, she dove in between her friend's legs, and ravenously began to eat her out. She swallowed mouthful after mouthful of her own cum, occasionally raising her head to drool some of the spunk all over Twilight's own erect dick.

Twilight gently pushed her friend's face away from her still drooling slit. "As great as this is, I think it's time we moved on," the purple mare said with a smirk. Using her magic, she flipped the yellow pegasus over, her cock now standing tall and proud. Twilight climbed on top of Fluttershy, rubbing her cream covered cock along her friend's. She angled her pussy above the towering spire of meat, letting some of the baby batter within leak back onto the dick it had erupted from. "Let's see how much more you can fill me with," she said as she hilted herself on her friend's cock.

...

Across the room, Applejack was hammering into Rarity's tight entrance with reckless abandon. The white unicorn had just finished her second orgasm, Applejack's legs were slick with mare juice, while the floor had accumulated a large, white puddle. Years of hard labor had resulted in Applejack having quite an impressive stamina. Her body was dripping with sweat, yet she wasn't showing any signs of exhaustion.

While Rarity certainly enjoyed the long, hard fucking she was receiving, it was taking a toll on her. Her pussy ached at having been stretched and unrelentingly prodded. "A-applejack," she panted. "I think... it's time for... a change of pace," she gasped.

Applejack's thrusting slowed considerably, but didn't stop. "What'd ya have in mind, sugarcube?" She asked, massaging the soft, supple ass cheeks of her partner.

Rarity pushed herself off of the large, orange dick, sighing in relief. She sat down in the puddle of her own jizz. She grasped her best friend's cock, and planted a quick kiss on the thick head. She opened her mouth wide, and expertly sucked the cock down to the base with no difficulty. With the thick penis wrapped warmly in her throat, she looked up at Applejack, and smiled as best she could.

"H-holy shit, Rares," Applejack wheezed. "W-where did ya learn to do that!?"

The white unicorn pulled back, loudly slurping as the enormous erection escaped her esophagus. "Let's just say I've had to do a few favors and gone to some rather exclusive events. Now, do you want me to keep talking, or is there something else you would rather me do with my mouth?" she teased. Applejack could only nod. Rarity winked before, once again, gulping down the gargantuan cock.

Rarity deepthroated the orange cock with ease, only gagging when she thought Applejack would enjoy a little bit of extra stimulation. She smiled as AJ's dick slid out of her throat, once more, covered in a generous amount of slick spit. She lifted her large, pillowy breasts and wrapped them around the appendage, while she continued to suckle on the head.

To say Applejack was in heaven would be an understatement. She had never remembered a single past partner, stallion or mare, who had performed oral sex this amazingly. "R-rares! I-I'm gonna..." she gasped as she came.

Rarity let the thick splooge slide across her tongue, being sure to taste it, before she swallowed. Her cheeks ballooned out with each spurt, but she managed to swallow every mouthful before the next wave crashed across her palette, not letting a single drop of the sweet nectar escape her hungry maw.

After the seventh or eighth shot, Applejack's orgasm finally died down. Rarity did not immediately swallow the last salty mouthful, instead electing to open her mouth wide, and show her friend just how much she had cum. Like any good slut, she swished her prize around in her mouth and gargled it before finally letting it slide down to her stomach with a noisy gulp. She then bent down on all fours to lick up her now cold cum. Not a single gooey drop was wasted, as she happily slurped up her mess, leaving the floor spotless.

"Wow, Rarity!" Pinkie Pie said, looking over at her two friends who had just finished fucking, as she continued to persistently pound Rainbow Dash's snatch. "I had no idea you were such a cumslut!"

"I suppose you could say that," Rarity licking the last of the jizz from the corner of her mouth. She crawled over to where Pinkie was ravishing Rainbow, and ducked under the blue speedster, licking up the pre that leaked from her tiny dick. "But surely there is a less crude way you could have worded it? Cum connoisseur has a better ring to it, does it not?"

Applejack chuckled. "Whatever you say, Rares. Why don't you help these two finish up, while I give Twi n' Shy a hand?" she said, slapping Pinkie Pie's ass, and watching the pink pudge ripple, before walking over to the aforementioned pair.

"Unf, you heard her, Rarity," Dash grunted as Pinkie continued to thrust inside of her. Rarity didn't need to be told twice, as she quickly gulped down the blue cock in front of her, using her expert throat muscles to wrap the small dick in a warm, wet embrace. She ran her tongue around Rainbow Dash's leathery scrotum, giving them a generous coat of saliva. She reached a delicate white hand up behind the mare in her mouth, and caught hold of the pink plums that had been slapping against the testicles she was servicing, and gave them a gentle squeeze.

"Oh, yes, Rarity!" Pinkie shouted, doubling the speed of her humping. "Play with my baby batter balloons!" The pink mare was in ecstasy, taking in the toned flanks she was gripping down on, the velvety vagina gripping down on her, and the silky smooth palm that was gripping her grapes.

"I'm gonna blow!" Pinkie exclaimed, losing all rhythm to her thrusting, and just fucking as hard and fast as she could. With a grunt, she unloaded her cream filling inside of Rainbow Dash, not once ceasing her rapid movements in and out of the blue pegasus. Her splooge leaked out all over her scrotum and thighs, as well as drops just flying in varying directions, occassionally landing on Rarity's face and chest, much to the cum connoisseur's delight.

"Shit! Pinkie! Rarity!" Rainbow Dash screamed as her own orgasm was triggered. Glob after glob of hot, sticky sperm shot down Rarity's throat, as Dash's pussy sprayed a combination of her own juices and Pinkie Pie's jizz around the pink party pony's softening cock, as she had finally stopped in exhaustion.

Rarity, not quite satisfied with the cum she had already been fed, earlier, greedily slurped down all of the slime that was being ejaculated right down her throat. When Rainbow's cock finally began to calm down, Rarity slipped it out of her mouth, before giving the soft, petite pecker a kiss on the head. Sliding out from underneath the blue mare, she gently pulled her two friends apart.

Pulling the exhausted pink mare a bit closer, the white unicorn began to lick her friend clean of all the sticky, sweet, salty semen. Sucking the heavy, limp penis into her mouth, she savored both the pudgy, pink mare's glaze, as well as Rainbow Dash's slick marecum. Once the shaft was spotless, she worked her way to Pinkie's plums and thick thighs.

Upon licking her more enthusiastic friend perfectly pristine, she set her sights on dessert. Rainbow's well fucked snatch was leaking, profusely. A thick trail of cum flowed from her cunt like a fountain. Rarity wasted no time in diving into the gaping pussy, receiving a pleased grunt from Dash. While the flavor of Pinkie Pie's jizz was certainly divine, Rarity was truly enjoying the taste of Rainbow's femcum. The flavors of the two different types of cum created a delectable medley on the unicorn's tongue. Rarity reached as deep into the wet cavern as her tongue could extend, scraping out all of her treat as she could.

When no more cum remained, she pulled herself away, licked up the last of the semen from around her mouth, and gave a satisfied sigh. Her hunger was finally sated.

"Wow, guys! You two were both... awesome!" Dash panted pushing herself up from the floor. She turned to where Fluttershy was busy thrusting herself as deep as she could inside of Twilight, while Applejack rode on top of the princess' scepter, her mouth locked together with Fluttershy's. "Why don't we go cheer them on?" she suggested, to which Rarity and Pinkie Pie both nodded in agreement, to tired to say a word.

...

Twilight could hardly believe the situation she was in, right now. This morning, she had woken up a virgin, and had not expected that to change. Now, she was getting her newly deflowered pussy pounded by one of her best friends, while another one was riding on a cock she had just grown. As Applejack bounced up and down on the purple peener, Twilight grabbed a handful of her friend's orange ass. Years of bucking apples had made her backside very round and firm, with very little fat. The phrase "bounce a bit off it" sprang to mind, as Twilight fondled those glorious glutes.

Unfortunately, due to Twilight being inexperienced, and having seldom masturbated, she didn't have the best stamina. Her and Fluttershy had only begun to screw just a few minutes ago, and when AJ joined in, it really pushed the nerd to her limits.

"G-girls," she stammered, feeling her orgasm fast approaching. "I-I think I'm g-gonna c-cum!"

"Shoot, Twi, already?" Applejack inquired, somewhat disappointed. "We've only just started, and I ain't even close."

"Me, too," Fluttershy added, softly.

"I-I think I can do something about that," Twilight grunted through gritted teeth. Her horn illuminated a dark lavender, as she began to weave a spell. Her dick and slit began to glow, as well, before the magic began to flow from the genius' genitals to her friend's own sets of love tools.

Applejack and Fluttershy gasped in tandem as their own imminent climaxes quickly caught up to that of the magician's. They barely had time to process the rush of gratification as their pleasure peaked. The trio of girls screamed as their orgasms washed over them, Twilight and Applejack's twats tightened around the schlongs stuffed inside of them, and Fluttershy's squirting all over the floor of Twilight's castle. All three of their cocks erupted with enough force to cause excess jizz to splash right out of Twi and AJ's well fucked snatches, while the earth pony's massive meat sprayed the pegasus, painting her body with the thick cream.

All three mares ceased their movements, exhaustion taking over. Twilight looked to her left to see that they had attracted an audience.

"I dunno about you girls," Applejack panted. "But I'm plumb tuckered. What's say we clean ourselves up, and go to bed?" There was a chorus of agreement about the room, as all six mares rose, and made their way to Twilight's bathroom.

...

The hot water from Twilight's enormous tub helped to not only wash way the mess of bodily fluids that had begun to dry into their coats, but soothed their aching muscles. The six friends all helped scrub each other clean, not a word was shared between them, as they were all content to bask in the afterglow of the best sex any of them had ever had.

"Well, Twilight," Rarity said, breaking the comfortable silence. "This has certainly been a marvelous night, but don't you suppose that it's time to cast away our... extra equipment?"

"I suppose you're right," Twilight said a hint of disappointment evident in her tone. In a flash of magenta, Mistress Mage's Magical Manuscript of Mating appeared in her hand. The princess began flipping through it, before stopping on the page that had caused tonight's entertainment. Twilight skimmed across the page, before re-reading it, and then re-reading it, again, a look of worry and confusion etched across her face. "Oh, dear," she said, flipping through the rest of the book in a panic.

"What do you mean, 'oh, dear'?" Rainbow Dash asked, as she finished "washing" Pinkie's bountiful breasts.

"There isn't a counterspell listed in the book!" Twilight exclaimed, throwing said tome across the bathroom.

"So, what yer sayin' is..." Applejack began.

"Yes," Twilight sighed. "We are stuck with penises until I can figure out how to get rid of them."

Author's Note

I am so ashamed.

Down on the Farm

The following afternoon saw Applejack hard at work in her orchard. Having magically grown a penis (which her family was blissfully unaware of) did not mean she could get out of doing her chores, especially with how close cider season was.

One thing that was certain, however, was that her jean shorts were definitely tighter than they had been, before she had acquired her new equipment. The tightness against her tallywhacker and the added friction from constantly moving her legs to buck her trees was creating quite an uncomfortable experience. A noticeable boner had formed in the front of her britches, that anypony would have likely seen, had they approached her, and rubbed her in all the right regions to keep her constantly needing to stop, or else she would have a dark, sticky stain that she would rather not have to explain to her family when she was called in for supper.

"I'm gonna have to talk to Rarity about getting some bigger pants," Applejack said to herself, as she sat down under the shade of one of her trees to take a much deserved break. She stared down at her crotch, her eager erection staring right back. If she expected to get any work done, she was going to have to take care of it. The orange mare to a quick look around, and decided that she had sufficient privacy. "Fuck it," she sighed, unzipping her fly and letting boner break free. Grasping her cock, she began to hastily jerk it, letting out a relaxed sigh.

Using her left hand to stroke her shaft, her right hand fondled her breast, occasionally tweaking a nipple. She moaned and gasped in pleasure, luxuriating in her alone time. Or, she would have been alone, if somepony hadn't stumbled upon the show.

...

Caramel had been hired on, earlier in the season, and had spent the afternoon looking for Applejack, to warn her of an oncoming storm the weather team had spontaneously planned. "Where is she?" he wondered aloud, sighing with frustration.

"Fuck it," Applejack's voice rang out from near by. He had found her! Hurrying off in the direction of her voice, he saw her sitting underneath the shade of a Suncrisp tree, furiously beating her meat- wait, what? Were his eyes playing tricks on him? He blinked. AJ still had a colossal cock. Had she always had that? While he had never seen her naked, before, he had certainly never noticed any buldges in places mares shouldn't have any, especially not one that huge.

And, to make things worse, he found it all extremely hot. It was no secret what Caramel's preferred genitalia were, and to see one of his closest friends with an excellent example of an erection, he couldn't help but feel very aroused. Quickly ducking behind a bush, he watched Applejack jack off. It was wrong. Applejack was not only a good friend, but also his boss. Plus, he was already in a relationship. If his special somepony knew he was gawking at someone else touching themself, he would definitely be in trouble.

But, he just couldn't look away. Applejack had the biggest dick he had ever seen, and to watch her stroke, rub, fondle, and lick up the occasional drop of pre was just so damn arousing. Without even realizing it, he began to rub his own modest erection through his jeans. This is so wrong, he thought. I shouldn't be watching, much less touching myself. The pace of his penile petting increased, matching the speed of of the beautiful, orange mare, whom still had no idea she was being watched.

I'll just watch for five minutes, sneak off somewhere, call out to her, so she has plenty of time to make herself decent, and pretend I don't know what she's packing, he reasoned with himself. No one ever had to know about what he saw, today.

Applejack suddenly removed her hands from her body, and hastily yanked her shorts off, and flung them to the side. She lifted her heavy balls out of the way, and thrust two fingers into her soaking snatch, her other hand gripping and squeezing her nuts, while her cock continued to dribble precum.

She still has a vagina! Caramel stared, wide-eyed at the strange, sexy sight before him. He knew hermaphrodites existed, but had never thought there would be one in Ponyville, much less be someone he talked to on a regular basis. This is too much, his mind scrambled. TOO MUCH!

Caramel grunted, loudly, as he came, his jizz splashing the inside of his jeans. "Oh, fuck!" he moaned.

"Who's there!?" Applejack screamed, quickly covering her cock with her hat. "I know yer out there, so just show yerself!"

Shit! Caramel panicked. Maybe, I can sneak away. There's plenty of trees and bushes, so I have plenty of cover. But, luck had always been cruel to poor Caramel, and right now was no exception. Just as he was turning around to put his plan into action, he tripped over his own hooves, making even more noise, and landing directly into Applejack's line of sight.

"Caramel!?" she gasped, blushing. "Git over here!"

"Please, Celestia," Caramel muttered. "Just, please, kill me, now. It's all I ask."

"Caramel!" The orange mare (she was a mare, right?) seethed. "I said to get over here!"

Sighing, Caramel pushed himself up, and walked towards Applejack, not making eye contact with her angry woman.

"What did you see?" Applejack asked.

"N-nothing," Caramel lied.

"Caramel," Applejack growled.

"I-I saw e-everything," the tan stallion stammered, staring at his hooves.

Applejack noticed the wet spot on the front of his trousers. "Well, I see you enjoyed yerself," she stated. Caramel continued to look down, blushing, tears forming in his eyes. "And I didn't even get to finish. Maybe, you should put that lyin' mouth of yers to work on mah pecker, as an apology fer peepin' on me, since you seemed to enjoy watching it, so much."

Caramel's head snapped up, his eye's meeting AJ's for the first time since this conversation began. "I-I can't!" he exclaimed. "I have a coltfriend! I can't just-"

"And he won't have to ever find out about this. That, or I could tell 'im just how much of pervert you are."

Caramel just stared, his mouth agape. Was this really happening? Was Applejack really blackmailing him, right now? He should just gallop away, tell her family what was going on, and he would be just fine. But, wait, that would mean admitting he watched Applejack... have a private moment. That wouldn't be good. Besides, her cock did look tasty, and he wasn't sure if he'd get this opportunity, again.

Sighing, he got down on his knees, and began to service Applejack. Her huge cock was already coated with slick, salty precum. He savored the flavor, while deeply inhaling her musky scent. There was definitely something masculine about the smell, but that was overpowered by the strong, feminine scent, that tickled his nostrils.

"Is that how ya felatiate yer boyfriend?" Applejack grunted, annoyed. So far, he had only worked up the courage to suckle the head of Applejack's thick dick. She grabbed the back of his mane, and pushed him forward, causing him to gag on the orange penis poking the back of his throat. "Hell, with piss poor sucking like that, he's probably fucking somepony else at least once a week!" Applejack taunted. She continued to push and pull his head up and down her cock, coating it with his slick saliva, earning grunts and gags every time her erection prodded his esophagus.

Tears stung the emasculated colt's eyes. AJ's words stung. The love of his life would never do that to him. But, he felt something else with each insult: burning hot arousal. It was shameful, but her words were making him hard and horny. He relished every rude remark the orange mare hurled at him, his sucking increasing with his excitement.

With a moan that vibrated AJ's cock in all the right ways, he came, for the second time that afternoon, this time without even laying a hand on his cock.

"Did you just cum, again?" Applejack barked. Caramel nodded, not ceasing his oral attention on his mistress. "Damn! And in your pants, again! Well, I guess that's two orgasms you owe me." Caramel nodded in agreement. He lifted his hands, one stroked the portion of shaft that wasn't in his throat, while the other fondled the huge balls that hung just below.

"Fuck!" Applejack gasped, pushing Caramel's head down until his nose was pressed firmly into her pelvis, while her enormous erection erupted right down his throat. Caramel was caught by surprise, and choked and gagged on the spunk. Unable to swallow it all, most of the splooge spluttered out of his mouth, coating Applejack's thick thighs.

Applejack let out a relaxed sigh. "Ya got a bit better towards the end," she panted. "But yer definitely gonna have to work on your swallowing." She adjusted her position, so that she was now on her hands and knees. She reached a strong hand behind herself, lifting her tail out of the way, and spreading her moist labia. "I know you're a coltcuddler, but surely you know what to do with this."

Without even saying a word, Caramel raised himself up so that he was staring directly at AJ's vagina. While he knew the basic idea of what he was supposed to do with it, he had never actually done anything with a pussy, before. He slowly moved his face about an inch away from her winking snatch, his breath teasing her.

Growing impatient, Applejack firmly pressed her ass backwards, right into Caramel's snout. "Hurry the fuck up!" she shouted, grinding her crotch into his face. "I would hope you don't leave yer boyfriend waiting around this long." The dickmare's harsh tone ignited a fire in him, and he began to lick all around the orange cunt, savoring the unknown flavor. Despite being gay, he didn't find the experience unpleasant. In fact, he was getting a bit of enjoyment from it.

Applejack continued to grunt and grind against the timid colt's snout, having to do something to make up for his inexperienced tongue. "Damn, you're terrible at this!" AJ barked. "It's a good thing yer datin' a stallion, otherwise you'd be a disappointment to two mares." With a renewed vigor, Caramel made his tongue movements less erratic, focusing more on caressing her cunt and slurping her slick marecum. "That's better!" Applejack said, appreciatively.

But, just as Caramel had finally found the spots that made his mistress moan the loudest, her firm ass pulled away from him, sharply. "I think it's time to give me what I really need," Applejack said, in a husky tone.

"Y-you don't mean..." Caramel muttered

"Yeah, I do," Applejack grinned, unfastening Caramel's belt. Yanking his pants down, his golden cock bounced freely, still sticky with his drying semen. It was only half erect, but was quickly hardening at the steady stimulation, growing to its final size of five inches. "Now, stick your cock in my cooter!" AJ ordered. Caramel faltered, looking uneasier than he had been, previously. "Oh, for the love of- let me guess; yer usually receiving?" Caramel could only nod.

Sighing, Applejack roughly shoved Caramel onto his back. "Guess I gotta do all the work," she grumbled, mounting Caramel's modest member. Caramel gasped, as he felt a pussy wrapped around his cock for the first time. Applejack's slick slit slid up and down Caramel's rod, while her own cock slapped loudly against his stomach, precum profusely leaking from the dark orange head.

"O-oh, sweet Celestia, I think I'm gonna-" Caramel gasped, his cock throbbing. Suddenly, Applejack's pumping ceased, leaving only the tip inside her entrance.

"Not yet, you ain't," the dominant mare growled. "I ain't even close, and you ain't finishing until I do. That clear?" Caramel nodded with a groan. "Good," she continued, as she began to continue humping him, but this time at a slower, more deliberate pace, that made sure to hit all of her right places.

"C'mon, now," she grunted. "You gotta do more than just lay there like a dead fish! Fuck me, like the stallion yer boyfriend is!" Caramel weakly thrust into his partner. Applejack snorted in annoyance. "I said t' fuck me like your boyfriend would, not the way you would! Harder!" Caramel's thrusting increased, causing Applejack to moan in approval.

"L-like this?" he asked, grabbing a hold of her ass for leverage.

"Harder!" she grunted. "And no talking, neither! I'm tryin' to pretend a real stallion's poundin' my pussy, and the timid, pussy shit ain't helpin'!" Caramel nodded in affirmation, squeezing her plump plot harder, increasing the rate of his thrusting.

"Fuck!" Applejack yelled, hilting Caramel inside herself, as her snatch tightened around his pecker, spraying her pussy nectar onto his crotch, while her cock shot rope after rope of thick, salty cream all over his torso and face.

Caramel screamed as he, too, reached his own climax, filling Applejack with his essence. After a moment of silence, save for their deep panting, Applejack hastily pushed herself off of Caramel.

...

After Applejack and Caramel had cleaned themselves up, and put their clothes back on, the two sat underneath the apple tree, not saying a word, nor looking at each other. Finally, Applejack was the first to move, and turned her head to look at Caramel, who was staring at the ground, tears in his eyes. What she had done was wrong, and she knew that, but now she had to make things right.

"Hey, Caramel," she said, breaking the silence. The shy stallion turned to look at her, hastily wiping away his tears. "I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. It wasn't right for me to threaten to blackmail ya, not that I was even going to actually go through with it, and it definitely wasn't right to... coerce you into doing that, especially since you've already got a special somepony."

"I-it's all right," Caramel whispered, fresh tears blurring his vision. "I forgive you. I went along with it, so I'm equally to blame. I'm just..." he sighed. "I'm scared Soarin' will find out."

"Don't you worry about that!" Applejack snapped. "He ain't never gonna find out, and, even if he did, I would tell him what happened, and how it ain't yer fault."

"Thanks, AJ," he sniffled, smiling slightly. "You're a good friend."

And then the rain started to fall.

Author's Note

I promise the next chapter will be less feelsy, and more sexy, fun, futa action.

Also, this may possibly be the last update, for a while. Circumstances will be leaving me without stable Internet connection until probably July, so just hang in there.

Not Covered by Your Insurance

Nurse Redheart looked over her clipboard to check who her final patient of the day was. "Routine checkup for Fluttershy," she whispered to herself. "Damn." Fluttershy was a very sweet mare, but a very difficult patient. Poor filly was afraid of needles, sphygmomanometers, otoscopes, heart rate monitors, and even stethoscopes. And she could be very shy about revealing any changes in her body, even if it wasn't something that could be considered embarrassing (Celestia bless whatever medical practitioner helped her through puberty).

Draining the last of her coffee in a single gulp, she set the mug down on her desk before entering the examination room. "Good afternoon, Fluttershy," Redheart greeted cheerfully, smiling at the visibly uncomfortable mare seated on the examination table, as she took a seat in her rolling chair.

"G-good afternoon, Nurse Redheart," the yellow mare stammered, her eyes darting between the nurse, various medical equipment, and posters depicting the equine body.

"So, I understand that you're here for a routine checkup," Redheart continued, double checking Fluttershy's file.

"Th-that's correct," Fluttershy replied.

"Well, in that case, can you tell me if you've had any sort of pain or discomfort?" Redheart inquired.

"No, I haven't," Fluttershy responded.

"All right," Redheart said, making a quick note. "And, have you noticed any changes in your body, no matter how small?" Fluttershy said nothing. She stared straight down, her normally yellow face had turned a bright red. Redheart sighed. "Look, Fluttershy, I can't help you with anything that may be bothering you if you don't tell me. Your body is nothing to be embarrassed about. Nothing you say will leave this room. And, I've been doing this long enough that I've probably heard everything. There is nothing that you can say that I haven't heard before. So, please, tell me about the thing that is clearly bothering you."

"I'VE GROWN A PENIS!" The normally quiet mare blurted, clapping her hands over her mouth as soon as she realized what she had said.

Redheart sat in stunned silence. "Well, I guess there is something you could say that I haven't heard, before," she said clearing her throat. "So... did you just wake up with it one morning, or do you think you might know why you have a... penis.

"Well, um..." Fluttershy whispered. "There's this spell..."

"Let me guess: Princess Twilight Sparkle cast it?"

"Th-that's correct," Fluttershy continued. "We, um, thought it might be fun to try it out at our sleep over, the other night-"

"And by "we" do you mean Princess Twilight also cast this... penis spell on herself, or did she just cast it only on you?"

"She actually cast it on me, herself, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie..."

"So, you mean to tell me that there are now six mares in Ponyville, all of whom happen to be my patients, no less, who happen to have magically grown male genitalia?"

"Please don't tell them I told you!" Fluttershy exclaimed. "But, um, yes. And, well, Twilight couldn't find a counterspell."

"That damn mare," Redheart grumbled. "I've told her time and time, again, that she needs to be more careful when using experimental magic. Looks like I'm going to have to talk to her about making sure she can reverse body modification spells, if I see her before she figures out how to reverse it." The exasperated nurse let out a heavy sigh. "Any way, you were saying?"

"Well, that's about it." Fluttershy said, blushing.

Redheart sat in quiet contemplation for a moment, thinking about how to approach this situation delicately. "Well, since it is my job to make sure there is nothing wrong with any part of your body, I am going to have to... examine it," she said, turning a shade of crimson.

"A-are you sure?" Fluttershy stuttered.

"Fluttershy," Nurse Redheart sighed. "This is strictly for your health. I need to make sure there aren't any serious issues with your... newly grown organ. This is standard procedure. I've done this plenty of times, before, and promise to maintain an air of professionalism the entire time. So, please, remove your underwear, and lift your skirt for me."

Fluttershy shuffled, uncomfortably, on the examination table. It had been one thing for her friends to see her penis, but she hardly knew Nurse Redheart, aside from her brief visits to her office. But, she was a doctor, and she knew what she was doing. Taking a deep breath and firmly shutting her eyes, Fluttershy yanked her modest yellow panties down around her ankles, and lifted the hem of her skirt above the base of her cock.

"Oh, my," Redheart blushed. This was the biggest dick she'd ever seen, and it was still soft! "W-well, um, I suppose I'd better get started," she said, hastily pulling on a pair of latex gloves. She lifted it, admiring its hefty weight, and feeling the smooth skin through the thin rubber. Pull yourself together, Red, she chastised herself. This is a patient, not someone you should even be thinking about in a sexual way. Fluttershy's cock was starting to harden, extending to its full eleven inches.

"Well, everything seems to be in order with your... penis," she said, letting go of the penis, and moved her hands lower. "Now for the, um, testicles," she continued, cupping the leathery, yellow orbs. The huge balls easily filled up the palm of Redheart's hand. She rolled the nuts around, feeling them up. "No unusual lumps, so that's good."

She then noticed a drop of clear liquid rolling down the back of her hand. "Do you still have... your other set of genitals?" The nurse inquired. Fluttershy could only nod and blush. "Well, I might as well take a look at it, while I'm down here." She released her hold on Fluttershy's testicles, and used both hands to gently spread Fluttershy's moist labia. Redheart noticed that Fluttershy now lacked a clitoris, as where it should have been had grown out into her now very impressive penis. "No sores or apparent injuries, and everything looks nice and clean. Everything looks good, down here."

"That's good," Fluttershy sighed. "D-does that mean we're done?"

"Yes, I suppose so..." Redheart trailed off. Now that I think about it, don't penises come with something else? "On second thought, there is one more thing I should check out," she said, walking over to a cabinet. She opened it, and pulled out a bottle of water-based lubricant. "I should also check out if your... new equipment includes a prostate, and whether or not it's okay," she said as she applied a liberal amount of lube to one of her latex coated fingers.

"You may feel some discomfort," Redheart said, lining up her slippery appendage with Fluttershy's backdoor. "Take a deep breath," she instructed. Fluttershy inhaled and Redheart slipped into Fluttershy's sphincter. Fluttershy squeaked at the strange stimulation.

Redheart felt around for a second before finding the small bump of Fluttershy's pony prostate. She pressed firmly into it, resulting in Fluttershy squeaking, again, her cock throbbing and dribbling a thick drop of pearlescent precum. "Everything feels normal," Nurse Redheart said. She prodded the protrusion, again, more pre leaking from Fluttershy's tip. "Oops, sorry. Didn't mean to do that, again," Redheart said, sheepishly. That wasn't a mistake, and you know it! She chided herself. You only did that because you're a fucking pervert.

Redheart slipped her slick finger out of Fluttershy's tight tailhole, and peeled her gloves off, throwing them in the trash. "Well, everything looks good," she said, smiling. "Before you leave, I must ask: when Twilight gave you girls your penises, would I be correct to assume you used them?" Fluttershy nodded. "And, did you use protection?" The yellow pegasus shyly shook her head. "That's no good," Redheart continued. The white mare reached into a nearby drawer and produced a roll of extra large condoms.

"You really should use these," she said. "They are, by far, the most effective, non-magical, means of contraceptives. I don't know if your sperm is capable of inducing pregnancy, but it would be wise to use birth control until you and your partner decide you want foals, if at all." At some point in her safe sex speech, Redheart had started stroking Fluttershy's incredibly hard cock. "Plus, it would be a shame if this got an infection," she whispered in a husky tone. You're crossing a line, Red, she thought.

"Would you like me to show you how to put one on?" The nurse asked. Fluttershy isn't stupid, she clearly knows how to put on a fucking condom. Fluttershy nodded, her face a dark red. Nurse Redheart, this is highly illegal! She screamed, internally. But, she couldn't help but smile. This was so damn sexy! She now realized that her lacy, black thong was absolutely soaking in her juices. She held up one of the condoms. "Always be extremely careful when opening one, to avoid tearing the condom. Always use your fingers, never your teeth," she said, tearing the corner of the shiny wrapper. "Next, find which way it rolls out, and pinch the tip," she continued, doing just that, and placing the rubber on the head of Fluttershy's dick. "And roll it down," she said, unrolling the condom down to the base of Fluttershy's enormous erection.

Fluttershy and Redheart gazed into each other's eyes, not saying a word. Fuck it, Redheart thought, lunging forward and meeting Fluttershy in a sloppy kiss. Fluttershy, while caught off guard for a moment, quickly took the lead, embracing Nurse Redheart, feeling up and down the nurse's supple body, paying special attention to her amazing ass.

Redheart unbuttoned her blouse, and unhooked her lacy, black bra, letting her C-cup boobs bounce freely. While not nearly as big as Fluttershy's bountiful double D's, Redheart was perfectly happy with her bust's perkiness. Fluttershy wasted no time in burying her face in those beautiful orbs, licking, kissing, and suckling everywhere her mouth could reach.

Nurse Redheart gently pushed her patient turned lover away. "As good as that feels, don't you think we should move on to the main attraction?" she asked with half-lidded eyes. Fluttershy excitedly nodded, her wings and cock standing at full attention. Redheart climbed up on top of Fluutershy's lap, lifted her skirt and moved her soaked thong aside, and rubbed the entrance of her wet pussy along the rubber-coated length of Fluttershy's dick.

Taking a deep breath, Nurse Redheart plunged herself down on Fluttershy's cock, wincing slightly as the great girth spread to the white mare to her limits. Fluttershy whimpered as she felt the tight cunt constricting her cock, the condom being thin enough to almost forget about. After taking a moment to get used to the large dick accommodating the small space inside her vagina, she began to lift herself up, before letting herself fall back down, eliciting a moan from both herself and her partner.

Fluttershy only needed to sit back and enjoy the feeling of having an incredibly sexy nurse sliding herself up and down her massive member. She thought back to that time in middle school, when Rainbow Dash had shown her a porno tape she had found in her dad's closet depicting this exact scenario (except with a stallion instead of a mare with a magically grown dick, of course). At the time, she had thought it was cheesey, but now she couldn't be enjoying herself more. She reached up and grabbed one of her breasts through her sweater, and used her other hand to feel one of Redheart's. While hers were definitely larger, they didn't have the firmness she loved about her partner's, and the nurse's didn't have the slight sag that she did.

"Oh, shit!" Redheart said, clapping a hand over her mouth, so that no one outside of the office could hear the mind blowing orgasm she was having. She pulled herself off of Fluttershy's cock, and arched herself backwards, as her pussy gushed all over the front of Fluttershy's top and face. The yellow mare licked up some of the sweet secretions that had splashed around her mouth, the flavor exciting her further, her cock dribbling more pre into its rubber wrapping.

Before Fluttershy had a chance to respond to what had just happened, she felt Redheart's pussy sliding along her cock, once more. "Come on," Redheart grunted, grinding as hard and fast along the shaft as she could. "I want to see how much of that condom you can fill!" A loud, wet slapping filled the office, and Redheart honestly did not care about the possibility of her coworkers or other patients hearing through the relatively thin walls.

Fluttershy felt a familiar sensation welling inside her groin. She was close! Grabbing hold of Nurse Redheart's hips, she hammered, hard, inside of the tight cunt. With a silent scream, the yellow mare came, her cock and wings twitching in tandem, as spurt after spurt of hot seed poured out of her dick, while Redheart achieved her second orgasm, her pussy gushing around the thick phallus inside of her. After a good minute, Fluttershy's orgasm died down, and she carefully pulled her softening cock from Redheart's well fucked cunt. The condom's reservoir had expanded to the size of an apple, and wave of marecum spilled out when she removed her cock and cum-filled condom from Redheart.

"Well, Fluttershy," Reheart huffed, buttoning her blouse back up. Her normally tight bun was a mess, with strands of her mane having escaped, and she was covered in sweat. Fluttershy was in a similar state, except with the addition of Redheart's cum splattered across her sweater and face. "I can say with one hundred percent certainty that you are in great health."

"That's good to hear, nurse," Fluttershy smiled, as she pulled up her panties, and tucked her cock back under her shirt. "Though, I was wondering if, maybe, you would like to get dinner, sometime?"

"I would love to," Redheart said, giving Fluttershy a peck on the cheek. "How about you come to my place around eight?" She continued, quickly scribbling her address down on a piece of paper, and handing it to the post-orgasmic mare.

"That sounds wonderful," Fluttershy said, rising up from the moist examination table. "I'll see you tonight," she said as she happily skipped out the door.

Redheart only smiled as she quickly cleaned the office. As she walked down the hallway to leave, she could feel the gazes of the other doctors and nurses following her, noticing the unmistakable stench of sex, messy mane, and the happy, "I just received the best fucking of my life" expression etched on her face. But, she didn't care. She had to figure out what to serve Fluttershy for dinner, that night. She didn't know what the other mare would like for a main course, but she definitely knew that she would love what was for dessert.

Author's Note

How it feels writing this story.

I'm actually quite surprised at how fast I managed to write this.

Good Wine and a Trashy Book

Twilight angrily groaned as she snapped, yet another, book shut. This was the fourth one she had read this afternoon, but still no results. Every day for the past week she had spent a minimum of six hours studying up on counterspells, trying to see if it had the secret to reversing the spell she had cast on herself and her friends, resulting in them growing cocks. But, no. None of them seemed to have anything that worked on this particular piece of magic. Whoever had designed this spell had meant for it to be permanent. That, or they had never figured out how to reverse it, themselves, and had irresponsibly published it.

There was a knock on her bedroom door, and she straightened herself up, and made sure her cock wasn't visible in the slightest. "Yes?" she called out. There was a twist of the doorknob, and Spike stuck his scaly head inside.

"Hey, Twilight, I was just wondering if it would be okay if I went camping with the Crusaders, tonight."

Twilight smiled at the young drake. "Yeah, that seems okay, just as long as you don't go too close to the Everfree Forest."

"Awesome!" the baby dragon cheered, pumping a fist into the air. "I'll be back sometime tomorrow afternoon. Oh, and don't forget; you have your book club with Cheerilee, tonight."

"Thanks, Spike," she replied, warmly. "But, it's not like you have to remind me about my book club. How could I forget about... my... book club..." she trailed off. She had forgotten about her bimonthly book club. The past week had just been so stressful, what with growing a magically made member. She hadn't even finished reading the book, Chained by Lust, she had been so preoccupied with finding a cure for her cock. That, and she had been masturbating. Like, a lot. So much so, that Spike had grown concerned about why she was being so secretive, and constantly covering her lap, and what that strange smell in her bedroom was.

"Well, I'll be off then. See ya tomorrow!" Spike said, cheerfully waving good bye, as he exited the room.

Twilight checked the clock sitting on her desk. She had about an hour until she had to be at Cheerilee's, which wasn't nearly enough time to quickly read the novel. "Well, I'm sure Cheerilee will understand that I was busy," she sighed. "She should be able to fill me in on the details."

...

An hour later, Twilight was knocking on Cheerilee's front door, her copy of Chained by Lust held in one hand, her other adjusting her pleated skirt so that it couldn't possibly hint at the bulge hidden underneath.

The door swung open to reveal the smiling, fuchsia face of Ponyville's resident schoolteacher, Cheerilee. "Twilight!" she exclaimed. "You're right on time for our little book club. Come on in!"

To call it a "book club" would have been a bit of an exaggeration. Twilight and Cheerilee were the only members, and it was less of a time spent discussing books, and more so a few minutes spent talking about whatever book they read, drinking a little bit too much wine, talking about whatever was going on in their lives, and then picking another book to read over the next two weeks. And, to be honest, Twilight had developed a little, itty-bitty, teeny-tiny crush on the other mare. In fact, the reason why she had suggested something as trashy, vulgar, and pornographic as Chained by Lust by Midnight Silk was an excuse to try and steer the topic of discussion that night into sex and relationships, and maybe lead into... something else.

The two mares were seated on Cheerilee's couch, each clutching a glass of red wine. "So, what did you think of the book?" Cheerilee asked, taking a sip of her drink.

Twilight blushed. "To be honest, I didn't get an opportunity to finish it," she said, sheepishly. "I've been busy the past week with... some research I needed to do that I can't discuss at the moment."

"Oh, that's a shame," Cheerilee said with a frown, taking another sip. "Though, to be quite frank, the book wasn't that great. How far did you get?"

"I had just gotten to the part where Pen Scribe was beginning to question her sexuality," Twilight said, with a blush. Sort of like what's been happening to me, since I started spending time with you, she thought.

"Ooh," Cheerilee squealed. "That's probably the only good part in it. The sex scenes between her and Prince Silver Lining were so drab and lacked passion, but when things got going between her and Feather Duster, that's when things really got exciting." She took another sip of her wine. "And, to be honest, despite the fact that in the "About the Author" section it says Midnight Silk is happily married to her husband, I can't help but feel that she has a preference for the fairer sex."

Oh, I know how that feels, Twilight thought. "So, how were the actual sex scenes between Pen Scribe and Feather Duster?"

"Oh, they were just so passionate! At one point, things got so rough that Feather Duster's wings got pulled a little too hard, causing her feathers to get thrown into disarray, and Pen Scribe tenderly preened her. It was so erotic, yet so romantic!" At the point, Twilight noticed that Cheerilee had been running her fingers through her her own feathers. Cheerilee also noticed this, and quickly yanked her hand back with a blush. "Sorry," she apologized. "I may have had a glass of wine, or two, before you arrived."

"It's quite all right," Twilight said with a reassuring smile. "In fact, it felt pretty nice. I wouldn't mind if you continued. That is, if you wanted to." Twilight felt her face burning up.

Cheerilee smirked. "My, my," she said with half-lidded eyes. "Perhaps Midnight Silk and Pen Scribe aren't the only ones coming to terms with their sexualities." She moved closer, resuming her gentle caress of Twilight's feathers. "Tell me, Twilight; was there perhaps an ulterior motive behind your selection of this meeting's book? Did you, maybe, wish to confess something? I know I'm a few years older than you, and my age is starting to show, but I'm not that much older that it would be weird."

"I-I don't know what you're talking about," Twilight lied, her face glowing a bright scarlet. She turned away and drained the rest of her wine glass.

Cheerilee persisted. "Oh, come on," she said. Her hands were now moving from Twilight's wings, and around to her front, gently brushing her breasts through her sweater vest. "It can't be a coincidence that of all the erotic novels in Equestria, you pick one with steamy, mare-on-mare action." She leaned in closer, her breath tickling the nape of Twilight's neck. "I certainly learned a thing, or two, from this book. Things I wouldn't mind trying with a beautiful, slightly younger alicorn," she said, nibbling Twilight's neck.

Twilight felt something stirring. Oh, no! she thought. Her cock was beginning to harden, slowly pitching a tent in her skirt.

Cheerilee also took notice of Twilight's awkward arousal. "Oh, my," she gasped. "Twilight! I would never have guessed that you were..." she cleared her throat. "Well, I guess it is certainly a good thing that I would never have guessed."

What exactly is Cheerilee implying, here? Twilight wondered. Then, it hit her like a certain mailmare losing focus during her deliveries. Oooohhh. She thinks that I'm- If Twilight's blush could have gotten any darker, it would have. "Oh, no!" she exclaimed. "No no no no! I was born a mare!" she explained. "You see, there's this certain spell that causes a mare to grow a penis, and last week my friends and I sort of decided it might be fun to try it out, and by the time we realized there wasn't a counterspell, it was too late! That's why I didn't finish the book!"

"Oh," Cheerilee sighed in relief. "For a second there, I thought that you were... well, that certainly would have been an awkward conversation to have." Then her expression changed. Twilight thought that Cheerilee looked hurt. "When you said "my friends and I", does that mean you all... had sex? Was I reading your signals wrong?"

"Cheerilee," Twilight said, taking the other mare's hand in her own. "What happened with my friends and I was something that just happened in the heat of the moment. It was just... casual sex, I guess. It meant nothing. As for you "reading my signals"," Twilight steeled herself for what she was about to do, before lunging forward and meeting Cheerilee in a kiss. She wrapped her arms and wings around the older mare, and Cheerilee reciprocated the affection, running her fingers through Twilight's mane. After what must have been several minutes of passionate kissing (both mares had lost track of time), the two pulled themselves apart, panting, a string of spit connecting the two. "Does that answer your question?"

Cheerilee giggled. "My, how forward of you," she said, planting another brief kiss on Twilight's lips. She reached down and grasped Twilight's dick through her skirt, stroking it through the fabric. "Would it be all right if I took a look?" she whispered. Twilight nodded. With a smile, Cheerilee grabbed the waistband of Twilight's skirt and pulled it down, revealing her plain panties.

"I'm sorry my underwear isn't, you know, sexier." The alicorn said, sheepishly.

"Don't worry about that. I think they're quite cute," the older mare said, nuzzling the bulge trapped within the white, cotton confines. "Besides, I'm more interested in what's inside," she continued, pulling the undergarment down, joining the skirt on the floor. Twilight's boner bounced as it was freed from its prison, a drop of pre already oozing from the tip. Cheerilee leaned forward, and planted a kiss on the head, licking up the salty slime.

"L-lee," Twilight moaned as the schoolteacher licked up and down her length, slurping up the pre that dribbled out. She moved her mouth away from the purple pecker, and softly stroked it, planting the occasional kiss along the shaft.

She moved downward, smothering Twilight's balls in kisses. She pressed her muzzle into the scrotum and inhaled, deeply. "These smell lovely, Twilight," Cheerilee said, rubbing the heavy sack in your face. "They smell of the most arousing musk and, oh, what type of soap do you use? Is that vanilla?" Twilight nodded, her eyes shut tight in bliss. Cheerilee sucked one of the large testicles into her mouth, slathering it in saliva, and rolling it around with her tongue.

Cheerilee pulled away. With one single motion, she pulled off her white t-shirt and threw it across the room, her bra following soon after. She grabbed her B-cup breasts in each hand, and brought them to Twilight's dick. She wrapped her soft tits around Twilight's hard cock, lightly massaging the prick. "How do you like this, Twilight?" she asked, lightly breathing on Twilight's cock, earning another throb and glob of precum. "How do you like my tits? Do like to feel them smooshed around this beautiful cock of yours?"

"Oh, Lee," Twilight moaned, thrusting into the mulberry mammaries. "I love your boobs and I love fucking them!" She let out another moan and the rate of her thrusting increased. "I'm gonna cum!" But, before the purple princess could achieve her orgasm, Cheerilee pulled away. Twilight groaned, humping into the air. Her release had been denied. "W-why?" Twilight groaned. "Why did you stop?"

"Because," Cheerilee said, smirking. She lightly rubbed a teasing finger along the royal scepter. "I want this to last," she continued, planting a small kiss along the shaft. "And, it will feel so much better when I finally do let you cum. Now, let's get these off." She pulled off Twilight's sweater vest, and then unbuttoned her blouse, revealing a plain bra that matched her panties. She drew Twilight in for another kiss, happily playing with the alicorn's tongue, as she nimbly unhooked her bra, letting Twilight's C-cup boobs breathe.

Cheerilee pulled away, before lunging forward, burying her face into Twilight's cleavage. She kissed and licked every inch that her muzzle could reach. She moved towards a dark, purple areola, and gently nibbled it. Twilight screamed in bliss. Cheerilee's teasing was driving her wild, her cock throbbed, dribbling slick, slimy pre, staining the sofa she was seated on.

"Cheerilee! Please!" the princess gasped. "Stop teasing me!"

Cheerilee laughed. "Well, because you asked so nicely," she said, moving her mouth to suckle Twilight's other nipple, one hand squeezing the breast her moist mouth had just abandoned, her other hand dropping down, jerking Twilight's well lubricated dick. Twilight eagerly thrust her hips in time with Cheerilee's handjob.

Cheerilee pulled herself away from Twilight's bust, giving each boob one last kiss and nibble, before moving downwards, peppering Twilight's tummy with smooches, before returning to the alicorn's glorious dong. She planted a quick peck on the glans, then began to lick up and down the shaft, collecting the tasty treat that coated the cock. Once she had collected all of the pre in her mouth, she looked up at her lover, giving her a wide, open mouthed smile, showing off what had she had earned. It was easily a mouthful, slightly bigger than what the average stallion produced in a single ejaculation, and Twilight hadn't even properly came, yet! She let out a short giggle, and gargled the salty slime, before she lowered her mouth back down to Twilight's extensive erection, and drooled the preejaculate back where it had been. Opening her jaw, wide, she slurped Twilight's cock into her mouth, resuming her blowjob from earlier.

Cheerilee heard the familiar tingle of magic, and felt her lower body being lifted from the floor, her rump rotating so that they were now in a seated sixty-nine position. There was another flash of magic, and a cool breeze on her nethers told Cheerilee that her pants had been removed, and, sure enough, from the corner of her eye she could see her jeans and panties neatly folded on the coffee table.

"Oh my!" Cheerille gasped, the cock she had been servicing sliding from her throat, as Twilight's talented tongue lapped at Cheerilee's labia. Her pussy had been wet, earlier, but now she was leaking under Twilight's stimulation. She resumed her blowjob, but under the additional attention she was receiving, her sucking and slurping became sloppier, less focused.

With a scream, Cheerilee came, cock still lodged in her throat, showering Twilight with her juices. The tightening and vibrations of the earth pony's throat muscles sent Twilight over the edge, as well, her cock throbbing and erupting right into Cheerilee's esophagus. Twilight continued to lick, kiss, and suck Cheerilee's cunt, drawing out the older mare's orgasm, while Cheerilee did her best to swallow all of the creamy cum being pumped into her stomach, but to no avail. She ended up coughing up most of Twilight's spunk, the goo dripping down her forehead. When their euphorias finally subsided, Twilight's upper body was drenched in Cheerilee's marecum, while Cheerilee's entire face and most of her mane were painted white.

"Twilight," Ceerilee panted, wiping cum from her eyes, which she had thankfully closed in time, as to not be blind by sperm. "Could you please put me down? I'm starting to get a headache." Twilight complied, using her magic to flip the schoolteacher right side up, sitting her down on the princess' lap. Cheerilee grabbed Twilight by the back of her head, drawing her into another fierce makeout session. The two mares could taste their cum in their partners' mouths, savoring the way their flavors mixed.

"Nopony has ever made me cum like that," Cheerilee gasped, pulling away from the kiss, before diving in for more. "Here's what's going to happen, now," she continued, wiping some of the cum from her face and licking some of it up, before sticking her fingers in Twilight's mouth for her to taste the rest of what she had gathered. "You and I are going to put your clothes in the wash, quickly take a bath to clean ourselves up- and only to clean ourselves up!- then, we will get dressed, and go have a nice, candlelit dinner at Nous crachons dans votre nourriture, maybe get some ice cream, afterwards, then we will come back here, watch a movie, and then go to bed."

"And what are we going to do on the bed?" Twilight asked, coyly, licking up the last of her cum from Cheerilee's fingers.

Cheerilee only laughed, before pulling Twilight in for another kiss.

Author's Note

Really surprised at how fast I'm pumping these chapters out. Usually, I get writer's block shortly after publishing something, but I am riding this creative high.

Turn that Frown Upside Down

Miss Harshwhinny sat stiffly on the sofa, sipping her Scotch and soda. Why am I here? she thought, looking around the room. Balloons and streamers hung about the premise, while a rather rowdy game of Pin the Tail on the Pony was going on across the room. The decorations and party games would have suggested that this was some foal's birthday party, but the alcohol, the clock showing that it was well past midnight (and on a work night!), and the lack of any children said otherwise. Her secretary had invited her along, and insisted that she needed to unwind, despite Harshwhinny's protests.

Miss Harshwhinny sighed, gulping down the last of her drink, before setting the glass down on the end table beside her. I'm bored, uncomfortable, and have to be up in five hours to get to work, she thought, glancing around at the other partygoers. Nopony would notice if I left, she reasoned, rising to her hooves, and flattening the skirt of her suit.

As she began making her way to the door, a pink blur bounced before her. "Heyya, Miss Harshwhinny!" Pinkie Pie yelled, smiling widely. "Didn't know you were here. In fact, some how you managed to sneak past me knowing you were in Ponyville. My Pinkie Sense must be faulty. I thought you lived in the Crystal Empire. Isn't that bit of a far journey to make just to come to a party, and on a Wednesday, no less?" the buzzing mare babbled.

"Hello, Miss Pie," Miss Harshwhinny sighed, curtly shaking the other mare's hand. "I moved here last week for my new job, and my secretary insisted I come to this party, tonight. I was just leaving, in fact, because some of us actually have work in the morning."

"Aw, so soon?" Pinkie Pie pouted. "And to think, I never got the opportunity to throw you a "Welcome to Ponyville and Congratulations on the New Job" party. Maybe, we could have it on Saturday? Does that work for you? I mean, I'm guessing you aren't working on Sunday, so you would be able to stay out late."

"No, thank you," Harshwhinny replied, brusquely. "I don't do parties. I don't even know how I got talked into coming to this one," she continued, attempting to walk past the childish mare who would not stop rambling.

"Aw, please?" Pinkie begged, mustering up her best puppy dog eyes. "It doesn't have to be a party. It could be just the two of us, getting to know each other."

"That sounds like a date, and I don't do those, either, especially not with mares who can't keep still," Harshwhinny said, sternly. Pinkie Pie pounced in front of the door, blocking the cold mare's attempt to leave. She sighed. "You're not letting me leave until I agree to attend some sort of get together with you, are you?" Pinkie shook her head. Harshwhinny sighed, again. "Fine, I suppose I could move some things around in my schedule."

Pinkie's mood brightened, immediately. "Great!" she ecstatically exclaimed. "See you Saturday at five o'clock!"

...

The rest of the week came and went, and Saturday evening arrived. Miss Harshwhinny stood in front of the same building, Sugarcube Corner, from the party she had attended a few nights, prior. Why am I here? she pondered for the second time that week, as she opened the door to the bakery. The smell of sugar tickled her nose, as she was greeted by the sight of the exuberant pink mare waving excitedly at her guest.

"Hi, Miss Harshwhinny!" she said, skipping over, leaving her post at the counter, only for it to be taken over by a grinning Mrs. Cake. "You've arrived just in time. In fact, you've arrived exactly at five o'clock."

"I make a point of being punctual," Harshwhinny said, looking over her host. She suddenly felt very overdressed in her white blouse tucked into a pair of khaki slacks, compared to Pinkie's blue jeans and t-shirt, which were strained by pudgy pink flesh, giving her an exaggerated, shapely appearance. "So, what did you have planned for this evening?" she asked, her eyes snapping back to the chubby mare's round face.

"Oh, I was thinking that the two of us could get to know each other a bit better over some coffee and cupcakes," Pinkie said, pulling the older mare towards a table which had already been laid out with a platter of fresh cupcakes and a piping hot pot of coffee.

This sounds an awful lot like a date, Miss Harshwhinny thought, raising an eyebrow. Still, I don't see any harm in indulging her for a night, she monologued, internally, taking a seat.

Her host poured some coffee into the mug in front of her. "Any cream or sugar?" she asked.

"No, thank you," Harshwhinny said, taking a sip of the bitter, black drink. Her lips curled upwards in a small smile. This may just be the best coffee I've ever had, she thought, setting her mug back down onto the table, before reaching for one of the cupcakes, and taking a bite. "So, what did you want to know about me?"

Pinkie Pie smiled, as she loaded her own mug of coffee with entirely too much sugar. "Well..."

...

Miss Harshwhinny could hardly believe that she had spent the past three hours conversing with this childish mare, much less enjoying every minute of it. While she had initially expected to have nothing in common with the party pony, she had soon found out that they, surprisingly, shared many of the same interests, from favorite book ("I make sure to read Sunsets at Dawn at least once a year."), favorite actor ("Star Quality is SO hot!"), and even least favorite food ("I never really cared for artichokes.").

"You know, Miss Harshwhinny, I think I figured out why you're so grumpy all the time," Pinkie Pie smirked.

"Oh, really?" Harshwhinny replied, taking a sip of her fifth cup of coffee. "And why is that?"

"It's because you need to get laid!" Pinkie Pie proudly proclaimed.

Harshwhinny began to choke on the coffee she had just attempted to drink. "Excuse me!?" she blurted.

"I said that you need to get laid, silly!" Pinkie laughed. "Are you grumpy because you're also deaf?"

"I am not deaf," Harswhinny grumbled. "And I do not need to "get laid". I have a very healthy sex life, if you must know."

"Oh, really?" Pinkie Pie asked, smirking. "When was the last time you had a good roll in the hay?"

Harshwhinny pondered for a moment. It was probably that pegasus in Manehattan. He was... adequate. How long ago was that? Realizing that it had been quite some time, her face turned a dark red. "That is none of your business!" she spat.

"I'm guessing that means it's been a while~!" Pinkie teased in a singsong voice. Her expression changed from her typical silliness to a more sultry, seductive, and sexy look. "If you want, we could head upstairs, and I could fix that for ya."

Miss Harshwhinny scoffed. "I'm sorry, Miss Pie, but you don't posses the right "equipment" for my tastes."

"Oh, that's where you're wrong," Pinkie whispered, moving a little closer. "You see, there's a fun little spell my friend knows that gave me what you need. And, apart from the night I got it and a quickie with Dashie the next day, I really haven't gotten to use it much. I'm sure we could have lots of fun with it."

Harshwhinny sat, incredulously, a deep blush permeating her light brown fur. Why am I even considering this? She thought. She then noticed just how close Pinkie was. Is that strawberries I smell? She gave another sniff. Well, I will admit that she does smell nice. "Fine," she said, reaching her decision. "I guess I could take a look."

"Yay!" Pinkie Pie cheered, jumping from her seat, and dragging Harshwhinny from her own, and up the stairs to her bedroom, while quickly informing Mrs. Cake that to ignore any and all noises that came from her bedroom. After pushing the mature mare inside and locking the door, Pinkie Pie pounced upon the uptight businessmare, excitedly making out with her.

After taking a moment to realize what was going on, Miss Harshwhinny sharply shoved the jittery mare off of her, and slapped her. "Now, listen here, you bubbly bitch," she said, sternly. "This may have been your idea, but I will make one thing clear: I am in charge. Now, strip down to your undergarments, and stand still."

"Ooh, I love it when a lady lays down the law," Pinkie said, rubbing her cheek, and practically jumping out of her jeans and t-shirt, her bountiful bosom and butt bouncing in her cupcake print panties and bra.

Cute, Harshwhinny thought, giving Pinkie's choice in undies a look of approval. She took notice of the large, cock shaped outline in her bitch's panties. She wasn't kidding, she thought, running a finger along the bulge. The lump throbbed, a wet spot forming at the tip. Harshwhinny rubbed her fingertip along the dark, sticky spot, before raising the appendage to her mouth, and sucking up some of the pre that was now soaking into Pinkie Pie's panties. She hummed, enjoying the flavor of what was definitely semen. Yes, definitely real.

She turned her critical gaze back down to take in the rest of the pink mare's body. While she was definitely a bit on the heavy side, she wasn't gratuitously so, having just enough pink pudge to give her a bit of a belly, and some softness around the edges, which nicely filled out her ass and tits. Harshwhinny ran a hand along Pinkie's body, running her teasing fingers along her thick thighs, amazing ass, soft stomach, and big boobs.

"Yes, you will do nicely," Harshwhinny said, drawing her hand away, and unbutton in her blouse, and dropping her pants, leaving her standing in her black, velvet bra and panties with a bit of lace around the edges. She sat herself down on Pinkie's bed, keeping her legs firmly shut. "Now, before we go any further, Miss Pie, I need to address you stepping out of line, earlier, by forcing yourself upon me when we entered the room. As such, punishment is due, so you will come here, and bend over my lap."

Pinkie Pie slowly stepped forward, doing exactly as her mistress commanded, resting her plush tummy on the older mare's thighs. Harshwhinny rubbed her hand along Pinkie's panty-clad ass, paying extra attention to what felt like the other mare's vulva and testicles. "Now, you have earned yourself five spankings," she continued, rubbing her hand along a particularly wet spot in the panties, know for certain that Pinkie's pussy lay directly beneath the moist cotton. "You are to count each one, aloud. Am I clear?" Pinkie nodded. "Good."

With no further warning, a honey colored hand came down, sharply, on Pinkie's shapely rump. The young mare gasped as painful pleasure jolted through her mind. She didn't think to say anything, as her mind reeled at the sensations running up and down her spine. "I thought I told you to fucking count!" Harshwhinny yelled, spanking Pinkie again, harder this time.

"T-two!" she moaned, relishing the sting in her ass.

"Uh uh," Harshwhinny scolded, smacking the tender tush for a third time. "I don't fucking think so."

"O-one?" Pinkie whimpered, uncertain what Miss Harshwhinny wanted.

"That's a good girl," Harshwhinny cooed, running a teasing pair of fingers along the soaked cleft of Pinkie's poon. After a few seconds of this, Harshinny pulled away, again, before quickly bringing her hand back down onto Pinkie's ass.

"Two!"

*SMACK* SMACK*

"Three! Four!"

Pinkie Pie was panting heavily, tears running down her face. She was eagerly awaiting the next stinging slap on her ass, but Miss Harshwinny seemed content to rub her hand along the tender booty flesh, occasionally teasing Pinkie's pussy, plothole, and balls through her soaked underwear. "M-Miss Harshwhinny," she whimpered.

"What is it, Miss Pie?"

"Aren't..." Pinkie hesitated. "Aren't you going to give me my last spanking?"

"Hmm," Harshwhinny hummed, giving the supple ass in her hand a firm pinch, eliciting a squeak from the pink mare. "I'm not sure. Don't you think you've been punished, enough?"

"No!" Pinkie blurted. "No. No, I haven't. Four measly spanks aren't enough to get it through my head that I've been a bad filly. Besides, isn't four a weird number to leave something off at?"

Miss Harshwhinny hummed, again, looping a finger through the waistband of the cupcake patterned panties, before letting it snap back into place, resulting in another whimper from Pinkie Pie. "I suppose you're right," she said, rubbing the tender spot she had slapped seven times, already. "You were an awfully naughty filly, just kissing me like that," she continued, raising her amber hand high above her head. "A fifth spank will definitely ensure that you learned your lesson."

The slap was sudden. The room reverberated with the sound of the smacked flesh, as well as Pinkie's loud scream that the Cakes and customers downstairs surely heard. "F-five," Pinkie whimpered, tears running down her face. "Th-thank you."

"You're welcome," Harshwhinny said, curtly, pushing Pinkie from her lap, into a kneeling position on the floor. The golden brown mare spread her legs, revealing her own wet panties. "Now, then," she continued. "You are to bring me to orgasm, and you will do so without making direct contact with my marehood. Do this, and there will be a reward for you. Understood?" Pinkie nodded, enthusiastically. "Then why isn't your snout in my snatch, already?!"

Not needing to be told twice, Pinkie lunged forward, burying her face in the moist velvet, deeply inhaling the sweet, sexy scent of the other mare. Her tongue hungrily attacked the marecum soaked panties, trying her hardest to ingest as much of the addicting ambrosia as possible. She felt around the front of the panties, before finding the little nub she had been searching for. She wrapped her lips around Harshwhinny's engorged clit, and gently nibbled it.

Miss Harshwinny grabbed Pinkie Pie by the back of her dark, pink curls, and pushed her face further into her crotch. "That's good, slut," she grunted. "But surely you can do better?" Taking a hint, Pinkie reached a hand up, and inserted two of her fingers as far as she could, while having their path blocked by black cloth. "Good work, Miss Pie," Miss Harshwhinny hissed.

Pinkie Pie doubled her efforts on Miss Harshwhinny's sopping cunt. While she nibbled and sucked on Harshwhinny's love button, her hands moved between stroking the older mare's luscious legs, and rubbing against the velvet protection of her pussy and asshole. The stimulation was driving Miss Harshwhinny wild. With a growl, she shoved Pinkie Pie as deep into her crotch as she could and came, spraying her mare juices all over Pinkie's face, while the excited, submissive mare opened her mouth, wide, happily accepting the delicious treat her mistress was giving her.

Sighing as her orgasm ceased, Miss Harshwhinny let go of the pink mare, and slumped back onto the bed. "Excellent work, Miss Pie," she panted, standing up. "I trust you enjoyed the taste of my privates."

"Oh, yes, Miss Harshwhinny!" Pinkie exclaimed, excitedly. "It was so yummy!"

"Good," the businessmare replied, pulling down and stepping out of her soaked undergarments. "Because your reward for your hard work is to taste them while I fuck you," she said, shoving the wet panties into Pinkie's mouth, before pushing her onto the bed.

Pinkie Pie moaned, savoring the sticky, sweet velvet stuffed in her piehole. Miss Harshwhinny yanked Pinkie's panties off, taking a moment to look at the large bruise forming over one of the pink mare's balloon cutie marks, before throwing them into some corner of the room. She took a moment to admire the size of Pinkie's penis, before mounting the party pony, rubbing the smooth head of the pink cock against her lips. With a single motion, Miss Harshwhinny had hilted herself on Pinkie's engorged erection. Taking no time to even adjust to the enormous dick now occupying the entirety of her pussy, Miss Harshwhinny began to bounce up and down on the thick cock, moaning and groaning and it rubbed all of the right places.

Miss Harshwhinny watched as Pinkie Pie's large, D-cup tits bounced within the confines of her brassiere. While her own pair of C's were nothing to scoff at, she couldn't help but feel envious of the pink mare. She unhooked her own bra, and tossed it aside, and compared the two set of tits. While Pinkie's breasts had a youthful perkiness, hers sagged, slightly, making her feel self-conscious about her age. Harshwhinny yanked her (now flavorless) panties from Pinkie's mouth, grabbed the other mare's wrists, and made her grab hold of her tits. "Tell me you like my tits!" she commanded.

"Oh, Miss Harshwhinny," Pinkie Pie moaned, loving the wet pussy wrapped around her pink prick, and loving the boobs in her hands, just as much. "I love your boobs! They're so soft and squishy. I could play with them all day!"

Miss Harshwhinny gave a satisfied smirk, continuing to grind into the other mare. She could hear the honesty in Pinkie's tone, and she appreciated it. Being in her early forties and unmarried did make her feel unattractive, at times, and it was reassuring to know that she still had it going on.

"M-miss Harshwhinny!" Pinkie grunted. "I'm going to cum! Can I cum? Please, let me cum!"

"Go ahead, Miss Pie," Harshwhinny said, increasing the speed of her gyrations. "You may cum. You've earned it for being a good fuckslut."

With a yell, Pinkie unloaded her seed inside of Miss Harshwhinny's womb, filling the older mare to the brim. Rope after rope of sticky slime coated the inside of Harshwhinny's tight cunt. After few moments, Pinkie's orgasm ceased, and both mares collapsed, exhausted.

"So," Pinkie Pie panted. "Was a I right, or was I right?"

"I don't know what you're talking about," Harshwhinny deadpanned.

"Oh, don't give me that," Pinkie giggled. "Your mouth may not be smiling, but your eyes definitely are."

Pinkie had a point. Miss Harshwhinny felt better than she had in years. "I suppose there was some truth to what you said, Pinkie. I guess I really did just need a good rutting."

Pinkie gasped. "Hey! You actually called me "Pinkie", and not "Miss Pie"," she said, doing a bad impersonation of Miss Harshwhinny's voice.

"Hmm, I suppose I did," Harshinny replied, pulling Pinkie and herself into a more comfortable position. She planted a quick peck on top of the other mare's head, as she cuddled her. "And I do suppose that I had a good time, tonight."

"I'm glad you did," Pinkie said, snuggling further into the other mare's embrace. "Now, how about I go downstairs, and get us a great, big bowl of ice cream topped with hot fudge?"

"That sounds lovely," Miss Harshwhinny said, as Pinkie leapt from the bed, covering herself with a sheet. The amber mare watched her hypnotic hips sway from side to side, as Pinkie slipped outside. She could definitely get used to spending more time with they hyperactive, pink, party pony.

A Little Bit of Lace

Rainbow Dash fidgeted as Rarity adjust the silk corset that framed the blue pegasus' body. "Hold still, Rainbow Dash!" the white unicorn scolded. "If you moving around, like that, you're going to get prodded with a pin.

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever," Dash huffed. Normally, she didn't model for Rarity, unless she was getting something made specifically for herself. But, she just so happened to have the same build as the designer's current client, and Rarity had begged and pleaded with her to help with it, before offering her a pair of tickets to see the Wonderbolts, in exchange. But, Rainbow now wished she had known what exactly it was that she was going to be modeling with before agreeing to help.

Rainbow Dash had a huge fetish for lingerie. She loved how the sexy attire looked on her boyish body. She knew she didn't have the most feminine figure, and lingerie accentuated her assets in a way that made her feel attractive. She was currently modeling a corset, stockings, and thong in an ivory that complimented her coat color, and was doing all she could to avoid popping a boner, a task that was made much harder with the fact that Rarity hadn't done the top buttons of her blouse, showing a near-scandalous amount of cleavage, and had decided to go without a bra, today.

"You seem much more anxious, today, than you normally are during fittings," Rarity said, kneeling down to make adjustments to the stockings. "Is everything all right, dear?"

"It's just..." Rainbow trailed off. "Modeling lingerie for you is kinda uncomfortable."

"How so?" Rarity asked, giving Rainbow what she assumed was supposed to be a comforting caress of her calf, but actually came off more as teasing. "It's not like we haven't seen each other wearing less when we go to the spa, together, not to mention what happened last week."

Now that was a thought that Rainbow Dash had definitely been trying to avoid thinking about. That night, Rarity had expertly sucked her cock, and Rainbow hadn't been able to get the thought of those soft, luscious lips wrapped around her dick, since. She hadn't gotten to spend enough time with the white unicorn, that night, and had been wanting more, but didn't know how to approach her about some quick, no-strings-attached sex. With Pinkie it had been easy to ask her if she was interested in a quick romp, but Rarity was different. She was classy and probably not usually interested in casual sex, other than those high society orgies full of ponies she wanted to be.

"You know, Rainbow Dash, there is something I should confess," Rarity said, running her fingers along the edge of a silk stocking hugging Dash's thigh. "You know the client whom I said commissioned this set of sexy sleepwear?"

"Yeah," Rainbow replied. "To be honest, I think it's weird that you can't just have her model this, since you would be able to use her exact measurements."

"Well," Rarity said, looking into a far off corner of the room. "What would you say if I had, oh, I don't know, made up the client?"

"Excuse me?" Dash asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Maybe I was using this as an excuse to see your fantastic frame in something sexy?" Rarity continued, sliding her fingers up the thigh, and stroking the edge of the thong, noticing a twitch from inside the silk.

"What are you talking about?" Rainbow blurted. She grabbed her practically non-existent boobs. "I've got no chest," she said, her hands sliding to her backside. "And my ass only has a little bit of shape to it! Out of the six of us, I've got the worst body. Hell, even Twilight's spell gave me the short end of the stick, literally!"

"Now, don't say that," Rarity purred, rising from her kneeling position, standing a quite a few inches taller than the pegasus. "Your body is lovely," she said untying the corset, and letting it fall to the floor. She caressed Dash's abs, before running her hand up, and pinching a perky, cerulean nipple. She felt something poke her thigh, and giggled. "And there isn't a thing wrong with your "short stick"," she said, pulling down the thong, joining the corset on the floor.

Dash's petite penis bounced forth, earning another giggle from the white unicorn. Rarity pulled Rainbow Dash in for a kiss, while stroking the smooth skin of the adrenaline junkie's cock. As the two broke apart, Rainbow smirked. "Now, don't you feel more confident?" Rarity asked, giving her partner another quick kiss. Rainbow nodded, grabbing a handful of Rarity's thick ass. "Good. Now, follow me to the bedroom."

Rainbow happily complied, watching Rarity's tantalizing tush sway with each step she took, he mouth watering, slightly. When they arrived at Rarity's bedroom, the white unicorn wasted no time in levitating Rainbow Dash over to the massive, king-sized bed.

"Now then, Rainbow, I saw you trying not to stare at these, during your fitting," she said squeezing her D-cup bust. "But, now that you aren't at risk of staining the silk, feel free to stare as much as you like. In fact," she continued, undoing a few more buttons on her blouse, showing even more cleavage than she had already been. "I encourage it."

Rainbow Dash's face had turned a deep scarlet at this point. Her mind was filled with images of Rarity's tits and ass, and what she'd like to do to them. Rainbow was drooling, not even realizing it. Rarity giggled, girlishly. She levitated a tissue over to the horny pegasus.

"Now, Dash, it isn't very ladylike to drool," she chuckled, wiping the trail of slobber sliding from her friend's mouth. She continued to unbutton her white top, letting it fall to the floor. Her beautiful boobs were on display for Dash to view to her heart's content. Rainbow's cock throbbed in excitement, leaking a drop of pre onto Rarity's otherwise pristine bedspread.

Rarity walked towards the edge of her bed, wearing nothing but her black pencil skirt. She turned around and sat on Rainbow Dash's lap, being sure to grind her round rump into Rainbow's eager dick, more pre dripping down and soaking into the fabric. She pulled the pegasus in for another kiss, letting the other mare savor the tender moment. "Now, Dash," she said, breaking away from the kiss. "I will let you do just about whatever you want, so long as everything that comes out of here," she flexed her glutes, squeezing the cock that was nestled comfortably between them. "Goes in here," she continued, rubbing her soft stomach. "Does that sound fair?"

Rainbow didn't respond with words. Instead, she yanked off Rarity's skirt (making a note of her lack of panties), and flipped her into a prone position, her ass, pussy, and testicles in full view of the lusty speedster. Rainbow pulled the the purple tail out of the way, before diving into Rarity's ass, licking her puckered anus.

"Rainbow Dash!" Rarity gasped. "How uncouth!"

Dash pulled away. "S-sorry," she mumbled, sheepishly. "I should've asked, before I-"

"I didn't say to stop," Rarity interrupted in an authoritative tone, giving her butt a wiggle. Rainbow smirked, before resuming rimming Rarity's tight hole. "That's it," she sighed, using her magic to flip her cock out from underneath her. "Don't forget about the rest of my body, darling."

Rainbow, taking the hint, moved her hands upwards, using one to stroke the white cock, her other thrusting two fingers into Rarity's snatch, all while keeping her tongue busy with the unicorn's ass. "Wow, Rarity," she said between licks. "I never thought you'd be so into having your ass played with."

"Well, darling," Rarity panted. "You see when- oh, Celestia, yes! Right there!- when you you've spent enough time with the Canterlot elites, you acquire some special tastes." She used her magic to gently pull her partner away. "Now, wouldn't you say that it's time we moved onto the main event?" she asked, moving onto her back, and spreading her pussy apart, some of her marecum leaking onto her already stained duvet.

Rainbow Dash nodded, lining her cock up with Rarity's cunt. With a single thrust, her short shaft was buried inside of Rarity's wet fuckhole, while the unicorn's own dick throbbed and dribbled precum. Wasting no time, Dash began to quickly pump her thin hips, eliciting moans and coos from Rarity.

As Rainbow Dash humped into her, Rarity stroked her own cock, each throb of her dick echoed in her tight cunt constricting the cock buried inside of her. "Damn, Rarity," Dash huffed. "If you keep this up, I might not last very long."

"Just as long as you make me cum, I don't care when you do," Rarity said, using her magic to fondle Dash's balls.

"Fuck, Rarity!" Rainbow gasped, hammering harder into the unicorn's cooch. Her balls loudly slapped against Rarity's ass, while beads of sweat dripped cascaded from her body.

"Cumming so soon, Dash?" Rarity teased, gripping down her partner's cock. The pegasus could only nod, her eyes shut, tight. "Well, don't hold back on my part. Release whenever you need to."

Rainbow Dash collapsed, her face landing directly between Rarity's bouncing breasts, her thrusts becoming slower, deeper. With a moan that reverberated in Rarity's chest, she unloaded her creamy cum inside the velvety vagina. With a sigh, she lifted herself up, and pulled out, some of her cum dripping out.

"Very good, Dash," Rarity said, giving the pegasus a reassuring pat on the thigh. "But, I do believe there was something you forgot about."

"What are you talking about?" Rainbow asked, before she remembered. She look down, watching her creampie ooze out of Rarity's well fucked pussy. "Ah, gee, Rares! I'm sorry. I forgot how much you love the taste of jizz."

"Well, it's not too late, darling."

"What do you me-" Rainbow began, before realization struck her. "Oh."

"Well, darling?" Rarity said, giving her cock another stroke. "What are you waiting for?"

Rainbow Dash hesitantly leaned forward, nervous at the prospect of tasting her own ejaculate. Taking a deep breath, she dove in, collecting as much of the salty goo as she could.

"Yes!" Rarity yelled. "Keep doing that! Keep doing that and I'm going to... I'm going to-" with a scream, Rarity came, her cum spraying her breasts, face, and mane, blending in perfectly with her coat.

Rainbow Dash moved up, drawing Rarity in for a kiss, delivering a mouthful of her cum, before going back down to collect more. Rarity hungrily swallowed each payload, happily accepting the next mouthful. After five or six deliveries, Rarity's tight pussy was clean, no trace of Rainbow's jizz remaining.

"Well, Rainbow," Rarity sighed, rising from her bed. "This has been fun, but I really have to get to work on some actual orders I have," she continued, removing a few clean articles of clothing from her dresser. "Before doing so, I will have a quick shower. Take as much time as you need to recover, but please, put my sheets in the hamper before you leave." And with that, the door shut behind her.

...

Rarity rose from her work station, stretching out her muscles from being hunched over her sewing machine for several hours. She glanced at clock, noticing that it was well past eight. "Oh, dear, it appears I worked straight through dinner," she said to herself.

She entered the kitchen, and just as she had begun rummaging around her refrigerator for something to make a sandwich with, she heard a knock at her door. "Now, who could that be?" she asked herself, shutting the fridge, and walking to her front door.

She opened the door to find a blushing Rainbow Dash carrying a pizza and a six pack of beer. "Hey," the pegasus said. "I know how you get when you get caught up with your work, and assumed you hadn't eaten dinner, yet. Can I come in?"

Rarity smiled, stepping out of the way. "Of course, darling."

Author's Note

Definitely the last chapter I'll be able to post for a long while. Don't worry, when I return I'll have plenty of content ready to upload.

AJ's Bitches

It wasn't supposed to be like this, Caramel thought. It was only supposed to be a one time thing. So, why was Applejack currently sitting on his couch, ramming her cock up his ass?

"C'mon, you little slut!" Applejack grunted, pounding her dick as deep inside of Caramel's anus as she could. "Make your tight, whore ass milk my cock of all its cum!"

That's why, Caramel thought, squeezing his ass cheeks a little tighter around the rod ramming his rectum. She does the things Soarin' would never even think about. It was true. While Caramel loved Soarin' with all his heart, and he was a fantastic, tender lover, he would never even consider doing something as being this rough and rude during their rutting. Caramel loved the way Applejack laid down the law. It offered a nice contrast to the tender love making he did with Soarin'.

Soarin' will be back from his Wonderbolts tour in a few days, Caramel thought, as Applejack's prick prodded his prostate. This will have to be the last time I do this. Tomorrow, I'll tell AJ that we're done.

AJ thrust her cock in harder, Caramel's erection throbbing each time Applejack's orange balls slapped against his own. "Y'like that, don't ya?" Applejack teased, giving the stallion's behind a firm slap. Caramel responded with a soft whimper. "What was that?" Applejack asked, giving Caramel's supple butt another, harder slap. "Couldn't quite hear ya!"

"I love it!" Caramel exclaimed, his cock tingling with his imminent release. "I absolutely love it!"

"Yer damn right, ya do!" Applejack seductively sneered, pulling herself into a sitting position, Caramel bouncing on top of her lap. She reached around and grasped Caramel's cock. She teasingly pumped her hand up and down his pecker, while she continued to thrust in and out of his tight hole. "Now, you ain't gonna cum until I do. 'S that clear?" Caramel nodded. "Good," she purred, increasing the speed of the assault on his ass and cock.

Caramel could hardly hold it. Despite just being told not to, he could feel his orgasm approaching. "A-AJ," he moaned. "I'm about to-"

"Don't you fuckin' dare!" Applejack barked, squeezing Caramel's balls, painfully. Caramel whimpered, and tried his best to refrain from cumming. His cock throbbed and leaked, but he managed to keep his release at bay.

The door knob began to rattle. Oh, shit! thought Caramel. Applejack obviously did not hear it, as she continued to furiously fuck his ass. I am so fucked!

The door swung open, revealing the smiling face of Soarin'. "Honey, I'm ho-" he began, before realizing what was going on. Applejack ceased her thrusting, also noticing that they had been caught.

And Caramel came.

...

Applejack had expected a number of things to happen if she and Caramel had been caught. Soarin' would yell at Caramel, Caramel would cry, Soarin' would yell at Applejack, Caramel would cry, Soarin' would kick them both out of the house, and Caramel would cry. However, she had not expected Soarin' to quietly excuse himself to the kitchen, and return with three cups of coffee, while Caramel and herself sat in and awkward silence, both still naked. Thankfully, they had enough common sense for Applejack to remove herself from Caramel's rectum.

Currently, she was seated between the two stallions, all of them sipping their coffee, mostly in an attempt to avoid talking.

"So, uh," Applejack said, finally breaking the silence. "How was your tour?"

"Fine," Soarin' said, taking another sip of his coffee. "Our show in Baltimare got cancelled, which is why I'm home two days early."

"Y-you could have told me," Caramel whimpered.

"I wanted it to be a surprise," Soarin' replied, a bit more maliciously than he had intended.

"H-how's the rest of the team doing?" Caramel asked.

"Fine," Soarin' replied, curtly. "We were all looking forward to seeing our families and special someponies, again. I'm sure they're all having a wonderful time, right now."

The silence resumed, no one wanting to bring up the issue at hand. The only sounds that could be heard were the ticking of the clock, and the occasional sip of coffee.

After several long minutes, Applejack slammed her mug down onto the table. "Ah've had enough of this!" she snapped. "Why the heck are we ignoring the elephant in the room? Just sittin' here is worse than fightin'!"

"W-well, that's the thing, Applejack," Caramel stammered. "Soarin' and I, well, we don't fight."

"What?" Applejack inquired incredulously. "What in the hell do ya mean ya don't fight? If there was ever a reason to fight, I think walkin' in on yer boyfriend with another pony's cock up his ass is a very good reason to fight!"

"We've avoided fighting our entire relationship," Soarin' said. "There's no reason to ruin a good thing that we've got going."

"So that's it, huh?" Applejack continued. "You boys just ain't gonna fight, or even talk about what happened, even though that can't possibly be healthy?"

"Correct," the pair said in unison, before continuing to sit in silence.

Applejack just stared at them, neither one of them making eye contact with anypony. The awkward silence was infuriating. Somepony needed to say something.

"Ah've had enough of this!" Applejack repeated. She grabbed Caramel's head and pushed it into her crotch. Caramel instinctively opened his mouth, slurping and suckling the appendage. "How do you like this, Soarin'?" she taunted, facefucking the pegasus' coltfriend. "How do you like watching the stallion you love most in this world pleasing somepony else's cock, especially a cock which is magically attached to a mare, no less? How does it feel knowing that while you were gone your boyfriend was my little bitch, suckin' and slurpin' my pecker like a good little slut?"

"I-it makes me..." Soarin' whsipered. "It makes me..."

"Tell me how it makes ya feel!" Applejack shouted, punctuating her demand with a firm spank to Caramel's flank.

"It pisses me the fuck off!" Soarin' roared, slapping Applejack in the face.

"That's more like it!" Applejack said, rubbing the spot where she had been struck with one hand, while her other was still intertwined in Caramel's mane, encouraging him to milk her mighty meat. "And why does it piss you off?"

"It pisses me off because I remained faithful while on the road!" Soarin' exclaimed. "It pisses me off because every night I turned down hot pieces of ass while my own boyfriend couldn't be bothered to do the same! It pisses me off because Caramel seems to enjoy sucking you more than he does me! It pisses me off that your dick is bigger than mine! And it pisses me off that you won't do the same to me!" Soarin' suddenly went silent. His face was tinged with a deep crimson.

Applejack ceased her invasion of of Caramel's tonsils. She noisily pulled her penis out of the timid stallion's mouth, and stared at what she thought was the more dominant one of the couple. "What were those last two?"

Soarin' shut his eyes, tight. "Y-your cock's bigger than mine..." he whimpered.

"And...?" Applejack interrogated.

"And I want the same treatment that you're giving Caramel."

Applejack smirked. She gently pushed Caramel away from herself, and slid closer to his boyfriend. She placed her hand on the blue stallion's crotch, noticing that he was already hard. "So, you liked watching Caramel be my bitch, huh?" Soarin' nodded. "And you want to be my bitch, as well?" Another nod. AJ rubbed along the bulge in his jeans. "Ah think Ah can make that happen. But first, you gotta tell me how long you've had this boner."

"S-since I came in and saw you balls deep in Caramel," Soarin' replied, sheepishly.

Applejack laughed. "You must be achin' quite a bit, right now," she said, unzipping his jeans and reaching in for the treat that lay within. "Seems yer quite a bit bigger than yer boyfriend, here," she chuckled, feeling along his length. "But not as big as mine," she teased, thrusting her own cock in his face.

"Go on, Soarin'," Caramel said, fondling Applejack's balls, caressing her soft scrotum. "It tastes delicious. It still has a bit of my flavor on it."

"Well?" Applejack asked. "Ya did say you wanted to be my bitch."

Soarin' gulped. Was he really about to do this? He took a deep breath before leaning forward and opening his mouth. Slowly, he engulfed the head of Applejack's cock in his maw.

"That's a good slut," Applejack purred, grabbing the back of the pegasus' head, and forcing more of her dick in his mouth. She turned her attention to the other stallion. "Caramel, I do remember telling you earlier that you weren't supposed to cum until after I did. Isn't that right?"

"Y-yes, it is," Caramel whimpered, his eyes instinctively moving to the now cold cum on the floor.

"Now, I think you need t' be punished," Applejack went on, as she continued to force Soarin' to deepthroat her meat. Her eyes were drawn to the spot where Caramel was staring, the chilled jizz grabbing her attention. "Why don't ya lick up that there load and deliver it where it's supposed t' go?" She commanded, lifting her tail out of the way.

"Yes, Applejack!" Caramel eagerly exclaimed, hurrying over to his sperm and collecting it from the wooden floor. After ensuring he had not missed a single drop, he hurried over to her starving snatch. He pressed his lips against Applejack's labia and passionately kissed her hungry opening, his seed spilling into her sopping snatch.

"That's the stuff," AJ moaned as both of her sexes were hungrily assaulted by two submissive studs. She grabbed both bitches by their manes and pushed them as deep as she could into her pecker and pussy. "I-if either of you stop there will be hell t' pay for both of y'all!" she gasped as her orgasm drew near. She fiercely thrust into Soarin's throat and shoved her wet womanhood into Caramel's face when she would pull back, always enuring that whenever one of her assets wasn't being pleasured, the other was. With a growl, she came, pressing both boys into private parts.

Soarin' gagged as Applejack ejaculated down his throat, the taste of her jizz barely washing over his pallet before it slid down into his stomach. The athlete felt a great deal of pride as he successfully swallowed the entire load without spilling a single drop of the salty ambrosia. Meanwhile, Caramel's face became a mess of the orange mare's femcum and his own semen which he had just fed to his mistress' pussy. With a satisfied sigh, Applejack removed her prick from Soarin's mouth, giving him some much need air, and gently pushed Caramel's head away from her snatch, a string of spit, splooge, and pussy juice connecting her wet hole and Caramel's lips, before finally snapping.

Applejack returned to her seat on the sofa and jerked her cock, preventing it from getting soft. "We ain't done, yet, boys," she smirked, her eyes remaining on Caramel. "I don't think you've quite been punished enough for cummin' before I did, earlier, and I think you owe Soarin' an apology for bein' an unfaithful son of a bitch."

Caramel nodded, curtly, before turning around. He bent over and spread his tan ass cheeks, revealing his tight taint. "Do you think this might make up for my misbehavior?" he asked, a blush darkening his face.

Applejack chuckled. "It will do perfectly," she said. She gently pushed Soarin' onto the couch, making him lie on his back, before lifting Caramel on top of his boyfriend. She grabbed onto Soarin's big blue dick and aligned it with Caramel's asshole. "Well, go on!" Applejack commanded. "Get fuckin'!"

Not needing to be told twice, Soarin' pressed the tip of his cock into Caramel's anus, drawing a soft coo from the more submissive stallion. With one firm thrust, Soarin' hilted himself within the tight confines of the other stallion's plot. He grabbed hold of Caramel's supple butt, and began to pump in and out of the warm, tight hole.

"That's what I like t' see," Applejack praised, climbing up onto the couch. She kneeled behind the rutting pair, and aligned her own cock with the already filled hole. She gently teased Caramel's taint with the tip of her prick, causing his eyes to widen in shock and horror.

"N-no! Please!" he whimpered. "I-it won't fit!"

"Oh?" Applejack replied. She put a hand on Soarin's thrusting hips, wordlessly telling him to stop. She leaned over the pair, stopping only to give Caramel's ear a nibble, before she continued. "A good little slut like yerself should be more than capable of takin' two cocks in his ass, at the same time," she whispered, giving his ear another nip. "Surely, you want to apologize to yer coltfriend, and surely you don't want to disappoint your mistress."

"N-no, ma'am," Caramel replied.

"Tell ya what," Applejack continued. "I won't even shove my entire member up there, at first. Only half of it. And I'll be real gentle about it. Does that sound all right?" Caramel nodded. "Good," she whispered, planting a quick kiss on the nape of Caramel's neck, before pressing her cock against his anus, again, and inserting the head inside, while simultaneously rubbing against Soarin's own cock. Once her cock was halfway in, she stopped, and then looked down at her other bitch. "Well?" she inquired. "Now you got two ponies to please with yer dick, so you'd better start movin'!"

Soarin's nodded, and resumed his thrusts, slower, this time. Caramel whimpered and moaned as his ass was stretched to its limits, his cock throbbing every time his prostate got touched.

"That's it!" Applejack gasped, thrusting her hips, slightly. She pulled out an inch, before shoving in an inch and a half of her mare meat. She slowly kept up this rhythm, pulling out when Soarin' would thrust in, and plunging into the warm depths of Caramel's butt when the other stallion would retreat.

Caramel was drooling onto the stallion below him, an insatiable, hungry whore for all of the cock he could fit in his ass. He was in pure bliss. While his ass was stretched, painfully, the feeling of two cocks rubbing along his insides and hammering into his prostate was much, much stronger.

Applejack's heavy tits bounced as she fucked the submissive stallions, beads of sweat running down her chest, before catching her nipples and flying off. She grit her teeth as she felt her second orgasm approaching. "Fuck!" she shouted, slowing her thrusts, but delivering them with more impact.

Soarin' and Caramel were in similar predicaments. Both were barely hanging on, as they held back their own orgasms, both fearing and anticipating whatever punishment their mistress would have in store for them, should they cum before her.

With a roar, Applejack fiercely grabbed Caramel's bouncing buttocks and drove her dick balls deep inside the boy's tight fuckhole, and creamed all along the inside, coating Caramel's colon and Soarin's schlong, much of it spraying out from around the twin dicks and onto the couch and Soarin's thighs. Knowing now that they had AJ's permission, both bitches screamed as they unloaded their own jizz, further adding to the mess on the pegasus and sofa.

With a sigh, Applejack removed her softening cock from Caramel's tight ass, pulling Soarin's out along with it. She stopped to admire the waterfall of cum that leaked out of the well-stretched hole, before leaning down and giving both stallions a quick kiss. "C'mon," she said. "We need t' get cleaned up."

...

After a deep, hot shower, all three ponies were seated around the kitchen table, enjoying a delicious meal of mashed potatoes, corn on the cob, and steamed carrots, with a fresh apple crisp waiting for dessert, all prepared by Applejack.

"Eat up, boys," Applejack said, smiling. "There's plenty to go around."

"Thanks a lot, AJ," Soarin' said with a mouthful of potatoes. "It's amazing."

"Definitely," Caramel agreed. "If you keep feeding me like this, I'm going to have to start exercising more."

"Aw, think nothing of it," Applejack replied, blushing.

"Say, Applejack? There's something I need to ask you," Soarin' said.

"Go ahead," the farmmare responded, leaning forward.

"Earlier, when I caught you... doing things with Caramel that only I should be, you seemed dead set on getting me to respond to it. What did you think would happen when you... shoved your fat cock down his throat?"

Applejack sighed. "I don't rightly know," she said, playing with her food. "I just thought you needed to do something about me fuckin' your man. Have an argument, beat the snot outta me, possibly even break up, just do something about the problem. Ya can't just not fight when the relationship's rough, it ain't healthy. Things coulda gotten even uglier, eventually, if you didn't."

"Well, if it means anything," Soarin' continued, putting his hand on hers and smiling. "I don't think you fucking Caramel like the little slut he is is going to be a problem, anymore."

"Nor would it be a problem if you did the same to Soarin'," Caramel said, repeating Soarin's gesture.

Applejack smiled. "I would love that," she said. "Now, let's hurry up and finish eatin', cuz I ain't plannin' on goin' to bed without somethin' warm and sticky in my holes, and you boys better be prepared to make sure I have plenty of it."

Author's Note

Sorry this took so long to get out. With being in the middle of the ocean for a few months, busy with work, and just needing to get back into writing this was very tough to write. Hopefully, I can build back the momentum I had before I left.

Sisters Share Everything

BEEP BEEP BEEP

Cheerilee grumbled as she was awoken by the shrill screech of her alarm clock. She reached over and flicked the switch that would silence the infernal device. As she attempted to rise from her bed, she was pulled back in by a strong pair of arms unwilling to relinquish the warmth of their snuggle buddy.

"Twilight," Cheerliee sighed. "I have to get ready for work, and in order to do that I need you to let go of me."

"No," Twilight mumbled, still half asleep. She pulled the mature mare into a tighter hug, hoping her lover would give in and stay in bed.

"Twilight," Cheerliee admonished with a chuckle. "You know I have to go to work, today. Who else is going to teach the bright minds of Equestria's youth?"

"A substitute," Twilight replied.

Cheerilee laughed. "You know I can't just call in a sub just because I felt like staying in bed all day with my most favorite princess."

"Fine, then as princess I hear by decree that you must stay in bed with me, or be sentenced to the dungeon."

Cheerilee laughed, again. "Well then, I look forward to going to the dungeon. I could learn a thing or two while chained to a wall and punished. But, it will have to wait until after work," she said, finally untangling herself from Twilight's trap. She leaned down and planted a peck on the purple princess' cheek. "I have parent-teacher conferences, today, so I'll probably be back a little later than usual. Feel free to stay here as long as you like."

The fuchsia mare climbed out of bed and walked over to a pair of purple panties on the floor. She picked them up and took a moment to admire the six pointed star emblazoned on the crotch, before sliding them up her legs.

"Cheerilee, those are mine," Twilight said. "And also dirty."

"Yes," the other mare smirked. "And I will be wearing them, today, along with my shortest skirt that is still acceptable to wear in the workplace. Maybe I'll even have my legs spread a little bit wider than normal, just so if anypony happens to take a peak they'll know just who I belong to. Celestia knows there are a few parents who want to sleep with me, especially those who think it might help their foals' rather abysmal grades."

Twilight blushed, a noticeable tent forming in the sheets and her wings slowly stretching to their full length. "Oh, you naughty little minx, you."

...

Half an hour later, Cheerilee and Twilight shared a quick kiss before the former was out the door, on her way to work, leaving Twilight alone. After sleeping in just a little while more, Twilight was awoken by a clatter. Rising sharply and wrapping a sheet around herself to preserve some modesty, she rushed downstairs to apprehend the intruder.

Upon entering the kitchen, she was greeted by the sight of Berry Punch, Cheerilee's sister. The other mare was busy rummaging around in her younger sister's cabinets, and was not aware of the princess' presence.

"Berry Punch, what are you doing?" Twilight asked.

"Twiliiiiiiiight!" Berry beamed, turning around and greeting the alicorn. She abandoned her search and wrapped Twilight in a too tight hug. "It's so nice to see you! Oh, this is the first time I've gotten to speak with you since you've started dating my baby sister! She has told me so much about you! Speaking of whom, do you now where she keeps her wine? I'm out of my personal stock, and it wouldn't be professional to drink from my bar."

"It's nice to see you, too, Berry," Twilight said, using her magic to pry the earth pony off of her. "As for the wine, we drank it all, last night. Besides, telling from your breath it's clear you've already had a few glasses, today, and it isn't even noon."

"Five o'clock somewhere," Berry muttered. "Anyway, since you're here, I might as get a feel for you," she said, grabbing Twilight's tits with a predatory smile.

"Berry, what the hell?!" Twilight said, shoving off her marefriend's sister and slapping her.

"Ooh, you're a bit feisty. Lee's always liked that," Berry Punch smirked, rubbing the sore spot on her face. She took a step forward, pulling Twilight into an intimate embrace. "Didn't my sister ever tell you that she and I have always shared special someponies with each other. We've both had a a few rolls in the hay with the other's marefriends or coltfriends. You know my daughter, Ruby Pinch?"

"Yes, she comes by the library every Saturday and spends the whole afternoon in the science fiction section. Why?" Twilight said, a puzzled look pasted on her face.

"Well," Berry leaned in. "Her father happened to be dating Cheerilee when I got knocked up. Cheerilee was so pissed, but got over it when she found out he was actually seeing more than one other mare behind her back."

"Well, that's, um..." Twilight stuttered, unable to comprehend the information she just received. "I-I don't believe you!"

"I assure you, it's true," Berry resumed, returning her hands to Twilight's chest, giving each breast a sensual squeeze. "Besides, I know all about your little escapades with your friends. The whole town knows. And I've even discussed it with my sister, and she is perfectly fine with you sleeping with other mares, so long as you love only her.

"I'll tell you what," Berry whispered in Twilight's ear, before giving it a playful, lusty nip. "If Cheerilee has a problem with this, I will take the full blame, and make sure you aren't punished in any way. How's that?"

"I-I..." Twilight stammered, before being cut off with another kiss. This time, she didn't fight against the other mare's actions, instead pulling her closer into the dance of their tongues.

Berry leaned in closer, running a hand down from Twilight's tits, along her smooth tummy, before coming in contact with seven inches of mare-meat. She jerked her hand away, sharply, glancing down at the very obvious tent Twilight had pitched in the blanket.

"My, my, how did I miss this?" Berry Punch chuckled. She grabbed hold of the blanket covering Twilight's form and hungrily tore it away, leaving the princess standing naked, her face feeling uncomfortably warm in her embarrassment. Berry knelt down, gently taking the royal hard-on in her grasp, and expertly examined it, trying to determine if it was a counterfeit cock. Her other hand traveled back to fondle the purple plums resting just beneath the base, admiring the weight of the cum filled coin purse. Noticing that the testicles she was playing with felt wet, she drew her hand back further, pleasantly surprised by the dripping pussy that lay beyond Twilight's extra equipment. "I had heard rumors that alicorns possessed both parts, but I didn't think they were true."

"It's not true!" Twilight exclaimed. "This is just the result of me messing with some magic I probably shouldn't have."

Berry Punch barked with laughter "Naughty, naughty, naughty, you filthy little slut!" She playfully poked the tip, watching it bounce up and down, erotically. Catching it in her hand, Berry gave the tip a tender kiss, before looking up into Twilight's eyes. Not breaking eye contact, Berry sucked the head into her mouth, slowly making her way down all the way to the base without gagging. Once Twilight's entire length was nestled comfortably within the confines of the earth pony's throat, she reached up and grabbed hold of the heavy nuts, gently caressing the smooth sack, before pulling back a few inches and ramming the cock back down her gullet.

Twilight groaned, grabbing hold of Berry's mane and taking control of the situation. She pulled the other mare back, until only the head remained enveloped in her soft lips, before shoving the entire length back down Punch's throat. The older mare took it in stride, happily sucking and slurping the princess' prick, coating the entire the entire length in a healthy coat of saliva. Berry's cocksucking rivaled even that of Rarity's; she easily fellated the purple penis, not gagging once on the royal scepter. While her mouth was occupied, he used her hands to fondle and tease Twilight's testicles, rolling the heavy balls in her palm, greatly anticipating the treat contained within.

Berry was in pure bliss. She couldn't remember the last time she'd received a dicking this good, and Twilight hadn't even touched her snatch, yet! And the fact that Twilight also had a pussy excited her further. Oh, the possibilities of playing with one pony's penis and pussy!

"Fuck!" Twilight gasped as she came, catching Berry Punch off guard. The tipsy mare pushed Twilight away, dislodging the dick from her throat as she choked and spluttered on the ejaculate, maintaining Rarity's status as Ponyville's cocksucking queen. The next rope of creamy cum landed across Berry's face, sealing one eye shut, while the next two splattered onto her t-shirt, staining the black fabric, and the final shot simply oozed from Twilight's tip, creating a sizable puddle between the two panting ponies.

"Holy fucking damn!" Punch coughed, removing the last of the jism from her esophagus, and wiping the cum from her face with her shirt. "That has to be at least three loads worth!" She exclaimed, admiring the mess Twilight had made. Removing her shirt and throwing it into the kitchen sink, she set her sights on the pearlescent puddle. She eagerly bent down and slurped it up, proudly holding it in her mouth like a well deserved prize, before leaning forward and coating Twilight's cock in her own cum.

"That was incredible, Berry," Twilight panted. "Maybe we could do some more a bit later-"

"What do you mean later?" Berry interjected. She quickly snatched the princess' pole, stroking it to prevent it from going limp. "I'm only just beginning, baby. We've easily got to get at least three more orgasms out of you, and two for me before I'm satisfied," she said. She planted a sensual kiss on each of Twilight's balls before diving into Twilight's soaked snatch.

Twilight writhed in pleasure, her body still sensitive from her post-orgasm bliss. Her pussy gushed more delicious femcum directly onto Berry's tongue, while her cock leaked pre into the wine colored mane.

"B-berry!" Twilight gasped. "I'm already... I'm already gonna...!"

"No, you aren't," Berry said, pulling away, smirking like a smartass. "Gee, that was way too soon after the last one. Can't have you finishing before I get to properly enjoy it. But, I'll give you credit for being able to follow up one climax with another."

Twilight groaned, her pussy winked, helplessly, while her dick feebly twitched and dripped. "W-why didn't you let me..."

"Because," Berry said, pulling down her sweatpants. She lifted the trembling alicorn onto the counter, before climbing up, and straddling the powerful purple pecker. "We have to move onto the main event."

Without hesitation, Punch engulfed Twilight's cock with her tight cooch, her arousal causing the wonderful willy to slide in with no resistance. After taking a moment to adjust to the appendage now occupying space inside of her, Berry began to gyrate her hips. Both mares moaned and cooed at the mutual stimulation.

Berry was in heaven. Between raising a daughter and running a popular business, she didn't get many as opportunities to get dicked down as she did when she was younger. Right now, Twilight was doing an excellent job of scratching an itch that Berry had ignored for far too long.

Meanwhile, Twilight was doing her best not to blow her load too soon. Even after that fateful night with her friends and the many, many nights spent with Cheerilee Twilight's stamina still wasn't comparable to her friends, the partners they had described, or the partners her new marefriend had described. Sometimes, she was able to hold on, but even they were upward battles.

C'mon, Twi, she thought. Try to hold on a bit longer. Just think of something other than sex. Focus on anything other than the incredibly sexy mare riding your dick, who isn't nearly as breathtaking as your marefriend. She grunted, desperately trying to hold back. I'm reading a book. Yeah! I'm reading a book about physics. And I'm taking notes- fuck that is not helping! Twilight whinnied in desperation. Okay, how about I'm in bed sick. I'm sniffling and bundled up in my favorite quilt. Then, Princess Celestia walks in to take my temperature, and as she presses her hand to my forehead, she accidentally squishes her beautiful, bountiful breasts in my face- oh, fuck, that's too hot!

"B-berry!" Twilight yelled. "I c-can't hold on much longer!"

"You don't need to!" Berry exclaimed. Her pussy gushed, soaking Twilight's lower half as well as the kitchen counter. "Go ahead and shoot!" the fuchsia mare screamed, riding out the intense waves of her orgasm. With a scream, Twilight came for the second time that morning, further adding to the wet, sticky mess on the counter, in addition to filling her marefiend's sister with hot cum.

Both mares sat, panting and sweating, too exhausted to speak or move. After a few minutes, Berry Punch straightened up, having rested long enough. Hopping down from her position on Twilight's lap, acting as if she hadn't just done vigorous exercise. "C'mon, sweetie," she cooed. "That was only round two. We still have a long ways to go."

...

Cheerilee yawned as she approached her front door. Today had been excruciating, having to sit through conference after conference with bewildered parents who couldn't understand why their darling little foals' grades were in the toilet. Though, she had received a great amount of satisfaction when the sleazier parents tried (and failed) to be subtle when attempting to look up her skirt, only to see the slightly used undergarments of their local monarch. Speaking of whom, Cheerilee was really hoping she had stuck around all day, as she would need the stress relief.

Upon opening the door, a wall of sex stench hit the mulberry mare full force. From the living room she heard the desperate moans and wet slapping that could only be caused by a good, hard fuck. Rushing to the source, she saw her marefriend being ridden hard and fast by none other than her own sister. Not only that, but both mares, the furniture, carpet, and even the damn ceiling were covered in various fluids.

"L-lee," Twilight greeted weakly, giving her a very limp wave, before collapsing.

"Heyya, Lee!" her sister greeted, enthusiastically, as if she hadn't caused the giant sex mess. "Great little marefriend you got here. The extra equipment is superb! Only problem is that her stamina is inconsistent. Sometimes she lasts for quite a while, other times she just pops mere seconds after the last time."

"Berry Punch," Cheerilee groaned, pinching the bridge of her nose. "I have had a long, stressful day at work. Right now, I just need to be plowed by my precious princess. If she is too tired to perform, so help me, I will lock my liquor cabinet!"

"Lee, please," Twilight gasped. "Your sister is insatiable! We've each had over twelve orgasms, today, and she still isn't satisfied."

"Well, you're going to have to hold out for at least number fourteen, baby," Cheerilee cooed, sympathetically, while roughly pushing her sister off her marefriend's now very sore dick. "Because I need some of your sweet cream inside my stomach and snatch." She turned her attention to her sister, who wasn't too happy about getting blueballed. "Next time you fuck my marefriend, try not to be such a nympho, and let her rest between rounds," she said, dragging the aforementioned marefriend towards the bedroom.

"And clean my fucking house!"

Author's Note

Sorry, real life and writer's block really fucking suck.

Meeting the Family

Twilight was in full blown panic mode. This had been a day she had been dreading for a while and had made at least fourteen different checklists in preparation for it. She was reviewing the latest list for the fourth time, when a mulberry hand entered her field of view, booping her on the nose, derailing her train of thought.

"Twilight," Cheerilee smiled. "You okay, hon?"

"Y-yeah," Twilight replied, rolling up her checklist, and placing it in her back pocket. "Just... thinking."

"More like over-thinking," Cheerilee chuckled, kissing her marefriend on the forehead. "You spent the entire train ride over here 'thinking'. Are you sure you're ready for this?"

"No," Twilight sighed. "But, I don't think I'll ever be. We're here, anyway, so I think it's too late to back out." she said, gesturing at a cozy , purple home. The two of them approached the front door, Twilight raising her hand, preparing to knock. She hesitated, before lowering her hand back down to her side

Cheerilee grabbed her lover's hands. "Everything's going to be all right, Twilight," she said, reassuringly.

"But what if it's not?" Twilight asked, distressed. "What if they don't like that I'm dating another mare? What if they find out about the you-know-what? Worst of all, what if they don't like you?!"

"Twilight, you know two out of those three things absolutely will not happen," Cheerilee said, giving her marefriend a reassuring kiss on the cheek. "Now, do you want to knock, or should I?"

"No, I think it's best if I do this," Twilight said, once again raising her hand to knock. Taking a breath to steel herself, she rapped thrice upon the door.

Almost immediately, the door swung open, revealing the smiling face of Night Light. "Twilight!" he exclaimed, excitedly, pulling his daughter in for a hug. "How's my favorite princess doing?"

"I'm fine, Dad," Twilight murmured as she pulled away from the hug. "This is Cheerilee..." she continued, not meeting her father's gaze. "She's the special somepony I was telling you about... I hope you like her..."

"Oh, Twilight," Night Light replied. "I'm sure we're going to love her," he said, before turning his attention to the mare in question. "Hello, I'm Night Light, Twilight's father," he said, shaking his daughter's marefriend's hand, before ushering the two inside.

"Twilight? Is that you, honey?" Twilight Velvet rushed out of the kitchen with open arms, pulling Twilight Junior into a tight hug punctuated with a peck on the cheek. When she pulled away from her daughter, she quickly turned to Cheerilee. "Hi, I'm Twilight Velvet. You must be this special somepony she said she wanted to introduce us to, miss..."

"Cheerilee," the mulberry mare replied, offering a handshake, which was ignored in favor of a hug.

"Dinner will be ready in about fifteen minutes," Velvet said, turning around to head back into the kitchen. "Shining's in the dining room, setting the table. He'll want to see you two."

Not even giving them the opportunity to leave, Shining Armor strode in. He quickly hugged his LSBFF, giving her mane a tussle, before turning to Cheerilee, trying his best to look intimidating. "So," he said, sternly. "You're the pony my sister is dating. Well, I'll have you know that just because you're a mare, doesn't mean I'm going to give you any sort of leniency. My sister is not your conquest, and you will treat her like the princess that she is. Do you understa-"

"Oh, Shining, you can stop with the overprotective big brother act," a serene voice interrupted his tirade. Princess Cadence exited the kitchen, a small alicorn foal clutched tightly in her arms. "Hello, I'm Cadence, Twilight's sister-in-law. I see my husband was introducing himself," she greeted, extending a hand to Twilight's marefriend.

"Cheerilee," the mare replied, taking the offered handshake. "Who's this?" she asked, smiling at the adorable little foal, who stretch her little arms out to the friendly looking stranger.

"Flurry Heart, Twilight's niece," Cadence replied. "Would you like to hold her?"

"I would love to."

...

The mood around the Apple family's dinner table was tense and awkward. For a while now they had been worried that Applejack would never bring home a special somepony, and they had been ecstatic to find out she finally found one. However, when they found out she had another...

"Soooooo," Apple Bloom said, breaking the silence. "Two coltfriends?" Caramel and Soarin exchanged nervous glances.

"Eeyup," Applejack said, shoveling food into her mouth, trying to ignore the awkward atmosphere.

"Well, good fer you!" Granny Smith beamed. "That jes' means even more great-grandfoals to carry on the farm. Not to mention all th' fun that comes with having two hot pieces of stallion in yer bed."

"Granny, please," Applejack whined, covering her ears, her face turning a fluorescent crimson, which her two hot pieces of stallion also wore.

"Oh, nonsense, sugarcube," Granny continued, waving dismissively at her granddaughter's embarrassment. "Gettin' some action from a pair o' hunks ain't nothin' to be 'shamed of. Speakin' o' which," she said, nudging Big Mac in the ribs. "When're you bringin' somepony home?"

...

Dinner with Pinkie's family was going just fine, for the most part. They had decided to serve rock soup for dinner, which was... interesting. Cloudy Quartz and Igneous, Pinkie's parents, were both polite and seemed to like Harshwhinny, a feeling which the businessmare felt was mutual. Pinkie had already introduced her marefriend to Maud, and the two were already on friendly terms. Marble was a tough Pie to crack, barely speaking and preferring to hide behind her mane, but Harshwhinny didn't think there would be any problems between the two of them.

Then Limestone had offhandedly referred to her sister and her lover as "dykes". Now Harshwhinny and Limestone were standing, staring each other down, silently daring the other to make the first move, while the rest of the Pie clan just stared, exchanging worried glances, anxious that a fight would break out.

A smirk spread across Limestone's face. "You look ready to kick my flank," she said, in a cocky manner, returning to her seat. "Good. Pinkie deserves somepony who will stand up for her. Glad my sister's dating someone like you, Harshwhinny."

The table breathed a sigh of relief. It seems like the two of them would be getting along, after all.

...

Redheart was relieved to find that Fluttershy's parents were far easier to talk to than her marefriend. The conversation flowed easily, with her marefirend's parents taking a great interest in her career and personal life. The two of them were very polite and pleasant to talk to, and Redheart was very happy to have finally convinced Fluttershy to let her meet her parents. The same could not be said for her brother, however.

"So, a nurse, huh?" Zephyr Breeze inquired. "Do you wear that iconic little outfit, when you work?"

"Yes," Redheart replied, matter of factly. "It is the standard uniform style used throughout Equestria, though I do wear a more practical pair of scrubs when assisting the doctors with more intense operations."

"That's hot," Zephyr said, leaning back in his chair. "I wonder if I could convince my Dashie to wear a nurse's outfit."

Redheart groaned.

"Um, about that..." Fluttershy started.

...

"Oh, sweet Celestia and Luna!" Rainbow Dash moaned, blushing, hunched over, and trying to avoid eye contact with everypony in the room. "Why did I let you talk me into this?"

Rarity was in a similar position. "I don't know, darling," she replied. "I just thought it was the right time to meet each other's families, officially, as a couple."

"Yeah, but why the hay did we think doing both at the same time was a good idea?"

Hondo Flanks, Cookie Crumbles, Windy Whistles, and Bo Hothoof heard none of their daughters' conversation, as the two sets of parents eagerly gushed about how cute their children were as little fillies.

Usually, meeting your lover's parents means you get to fawn over baby pictures and listening to awkward childhood stories, while laughing at your special somepony's embarrassment, before they inevitably get to do the same to you, when your time comes. Doing both sets of parents at the same time yields all of the negatives and none of the benefits.

When they had received an invite to meet their daughter's special somepony, Windy and Bo had decided to bring no less than a dozen photo albums, chronicling their Number One Winner's life from her first nap all the way to early middle school, when she had those incredibly dorky and embarrassing braces (late middle school through the day she finally moved out would be brought to the next get together). Since dinner was being held at Hondo and Cookie's place, they had unlimited access to every single baby picture, crayon drawing, and macaroni art.

"Oh, you two will love this," Windy beamed, pulling out a scrapbook with a large jack-o-lantern on the cover. "Dashie had just the cutest costumes every Nightmare Night."

"Wait just a minute," Hondo replied, getting up from the table. "I'm gonna go find our Nightmare Night photos."

"Celestia, kill me now," Rainbow and Rarity begged.

Their prayers went unanswered.

Author's Note

Sorry this took so long. Got halfway through a chapter, then my old computer died, and I lost everything. Then work got in the way. Then I got writer's block while trying to rewrite that chapter. Then I had a new chapter idea. Then I got writer's block halfway through that chapter. Then I had some other ideas for different stories (thanks for getting 2/3 of those featured). Then I realized that I had written quite a bit of clop and wanted to write something a bit more fluffy. Plus, I hate how I left you guys hanging after a year and a half. Part way through the next two chapters, so hopefully not long until the next update.