When G93-1141 "Alexandria" (SAI-M) was assigned to the HU Elite Cruiser Gamma-F, he expected experimental technology, pulse-racing space engagements and general intrigue. However, he did not expect, nor particularly wish, to end up marooned on a pre-spaceflight planet filled with what appear to be, for all intents and purposes, pastel-colored ponies.

On one hand, he would really like to go home: on the other hand, who's going to pay for the Elite Cruiser that got screwed up in the process?

Also involves a much more cynical and grounded Twilight. I don't know why she's like that, she just wrote herself that way.

Author's Note
Okay, yeah, I'm not even inspired to work on this anymore. The ideas had some amount of merit, but I realized that I had no purpose here. Bleh.