Author's Note

Ever since the Hooffields and the McColts episode came out, I have been dying to make this. Instead of the normal episode, there could be this parody where a Hooffield son and McColt daughter (both OC's) end up falling in love it turns into a really weird Shakespeare parody.

So enjoy this botched Romeo and Juliet parody just in time for Valentine's Day.

Prologue

Welcome to tonight's production of William Shakespony's 'Turnip & Aquamarine'

Starring:
Turnip Hooffield: Romeo Montague
Aquamarine McColt: Juliet Capulet
Ma Hooffield: Montague
Big Daddy McColt: Capulet
Hilly Hooffield: Benvolio
Fireball (OC): Mercutio
Rosie Riveter McColt: Nurse
Count Maris (OC): Count Paris
Everlasting Peace (OC): Frair Lawrence
Twilight Sparkle: Prince Escalus
Chorus: Varies

Enjoy the show:

Enter Chorus (some random pony)

Two pony families both alike in country bumpkiness
In the beautiful smoky mountains of Equestria,
where we lay our scene,
A longtime feud between the Hooffields and the McColts
causes lots of trouble for ponies and critters alike.
Among the members of these bitter enemies,
a beautiful mare and a dashing stallion fall in love
and nearly take their lives, thus burying their
parents's longtime hatred for each other.
You are now about to see a timeless
tale of young romance and violent fighting
unstoppable even by their children's love.
If you do not believe me about this tale,
listen and watch, I won't fail.
For the next thousands words or so,
watch me botch Juliet and her Romeo.

Chorus Exunt