Feline Felicity

by Goofy

Rating: mature
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Romance, Sex
Length: 1533

Twilight Sparkle can't help but think of catdick. Good for her Captain Capper can help.

Twilight Sparkle finds herself on ship with a peculiar captain who has a penchant for not wearing pants.

Oh my.

Written in less than two hours. I regret nothing.

Published 2017-02-10 21:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-02-10 21:20:01 UTC

Capper, at your Service!

“It’s was so nice of you to let us on your ship... er... what was your name again?” Twilight Sparkle asked. The wind swept through her mane as she and her friends stood aboard the deck of a large seafaring ship.

Their host, a tall, bipedal cat with a tuft of blue hair between his ears merely adjusted his coat and gave Twilight a sly grin. “The name’s Capper, my dear. Not Mister Capper, nor is it Captain Capper for you. Just Capper.” The ruddy colored tabby winked.

“Um... okay.” Twilight said. “A-and another question...”

“Ask away! I’m always willing to help out a gorgeous mare like yourself.”

The blush on Twilight’s cheeks intensified. “Why exactly don’t you wear any... pants?” Twilight squeaked that last part out. Capper stood at the wheel of his ship in only his fancy coat. While the coat did a fine job of covering his upper half, his lower half was laid bare for all to see. Normally, this wouldn’t be so bad, as ponies and Diamond Dogs usually also went bottomless.

No, the issue wasn’t the lack of pants. It was the massive boner that Capper sported. As he bounced on his feet his barbed erection bobbed in tune to the sailor's song he whistled.

Capper laughed. “Why should I? I enjoy the feel of the sea breeze over my fur, the wind rippling my coat. It’s exciting!” He let out another boisterous laugh.

Twilight fidgeted on her hooves. She tried turning her gaze away from the feline’s length but her eyes kept coming back to it.

“Besides, I am an honest cat! I have nothing to hide! As i said earlier, you are a beautiful mare,” Capper said, adding a bit more pep into his step. “You’ll probably want to go below deck and see your friends! That yellow one seemed to be coming down with a terrible case of sea-sickness. Au revoir, Twilight Sparkle.”

Twilight managed to pull her gaze away from his dick. “How do you know my name?”

Capper’s only reply was a wink.

Twilight sat in her bunk, staring up into the wood of another with a blank expression on her face.

It had been three days since they had boarded Capper’s ship, the Hairball. Now she and her friends were hitching a ride until they made it to the seapony kingdom. And yet...

Twilight’s horn glowed softly as she ran her magic over her puffy lips, her hooves clasped over her mouth so that her moans wouldn’t wake up her friends. The only thing on her mind was their captain’s kitty cock. She growled as her magic hit a particular spot. Why did Capper have to insist on not wearing pants? Why did Twilight insist on stealing glances at his dick?

She didn’t have an answer for either question.

Her magic probed deeper into her pussy. It glided up and down her lips, teasing her labia. Twilight moaned into her hoof as she flicked her clit with a burst of magic. Then she groaned into her hoof. She lifted her hips and tried to push them deeper into her magic but it wasn’t working. She was right on the edge of a climax but nothing she did was working.

“Arrrrgh!” With a frustrated sigh, Twilight threw off her covers and pulled herself to her hooves, careful to not make too much noise. She tiptoed over to the cabin door and let herself out. Making her way through the bowels of the ship, she found the stairs she was looking for and climbed them out onto the moonlit deck. The fresh sea air helped clear her mind. She made her way over to the portside rail and leaned over it. Sea-salt winds rustled her mane and tail. Princess Luna’s night sky glittered overhead.

Twilight stood there for a few minutes just enjoying the breeze. Then she felt a sharp tap on her horn. With a yelp, she spun around to find Capper standing there.

“Ah! Don’t do that!” Twilight yelped.

Capper laughed. His sea-green feline eyes glowed in the night. “Ah, scaring you was not my intention, mon chéri.” He twirled his whiskers with one of his paws. “While I was steering the ship I noticed a faint change upon the sea winds. A slightly sweeter smell tickled my nose. I suspect that it was you, Twilight.” Capper grinned.

“Gah!” She hadn’t realized it but her tail had been up the whole time. She whipped it back down. If her cheeks burned any more she was sure they would melt right off.

Capper laughed. His length hardened right in front of Twilight’s eyes. “Nothing to be ashamed about! The sea is a place of freedom, mon chéri, where debauchery and riches can be found in equal measure.”

“I’m not—I mean that’s not—” Twilight stammered. “I-I’m not some hussy!”

“I never said you were. But perhaps you do have an itch you need to scratch. I can help you.” Capper winked.

Twilight winked. And it wasn’t with her eyes.

“F-fine.”

Capper’s eyes sparkled. “Excellent!” He started to run one of his paws over his cock. “Come! Show me what you got!”

Twilight feel to her knees. She bit her lip as her face stood only centimeters from the Capper’s barbed penis. Was she really going to do this?

Without warning, Capper gently pushed his head into Twilight’s lips, and she had no choice but to open them up. She took in his length with surprising ease. What the cock lacked in girth, it made up for in size. Twilight swirled her tongue over his head before taking him deeper, her tongue trailing along the underside of his dick. Before she had fantasized what his barbs might have felt like on her tongue. She imagined they would have hurt, but surprisingly the barbs were quite rounded and fleshy, enough so that Twilight found herself having fun trailing her tongue in and around the the bumps.

Finally, she pulled back and off of his cock with a wet pop. A trail of saliva gleamed in the moonlight as it hung from her mouth to his head. His precum had a slightly sweet taste to it, like milk. She looked up straight into Capper’s eyes. “How was that?”

“Puuurrrrfect!” he said, paws behind his back.

Twilight got up and leaned herself over the rail of the ship. She flung her tail over her back and tilted her head around just enough to give Capper a heavy gaze and her best bitten lip like she was a mare on the cover of a trashy romance novel.

“Fuck me.” she said.

Capper’s grin widened as he strolled up behind her. He took the moment to run one of his paws over her slit and around her flanks before getting into position. “Such nice flanks! Never have I had a better mare before!” Twilight felt the tip of his penis run up and down her lips, coating itself in her juices. She pushed herself back hoping that he would stick it in already!

“Oh ho ho!” he laughed. “Impatient are we?”

In one fluid motion Capper slid his cock right into Twilight’s pussy. She hissed as the barbs of his cock massaged her insides in ways no toy, tongue, or actual stallion’s cock had ever done. Capper started thrusting into Twilight. The sounds of debauchery—flesh hitting flesh, Twilight’s moans, and Capper’s grunt—filled the ocean air. Twilight’s tongue lolled out of her mouth as an orgasam rocked her body.

Somehow, in her lust filled mind, Twilight knew how she wanted to end this. “O-out! T-take it o-out and fin-finish in my mouth!” she stammered.

Capper nodded. After a few more thrusts he pulled himself out of Twilight’s pussy. Twilight almost wished he was still inside him, but that thought was promptly forgotten as she spun around and jammed his dick down her throat. She enveloped his whole length into her mouth, the whole time fighting against her own gag reflex.

“C-cumming!” Capper cried out. His dick convulsed as it shot down a hot sticky load into Twilight’s throat. It was so much that Twilight gagged. She was forced to pull back, and as she did so he was still cumming. The last bits of his orgasam spurted onto Twilight’s face and her coat.

“Phew! Simply amazing!” Capper said, falling back onto the deck.

Twilight brushed her hoof over her eye and scooped up a bit of cum. She brought her hoof to her mouth and gave the substance another taste. “Mmmm, not so bad yourself, Captain.”

“Haha, yes, well... I guess I’ll allow you to call me Captain just this once.” He got to his feet and brushed himself off. For the first time Twilight saw him without a massive boner.

“Well, I’d better get back to steering the ship.”

“Wait, what do you mean steer the sh—”

The ship violently shook and Twilight was thrown to the floor. She pulled herself up and glanced to the bow of the ship where a massive iceberg had smashed into the Hairball. She whipped her head around and glared at Capper. “Seriously!”

Capper grinned sheepishly. “Oups?”