All The Stallions Are Gay For Anon
Stallions Love You
On a hot summer's day, you, a human, dressed in simply a white t-shirt, white shorts, and white sneakers stood before none other than Applejack herself in the middle of her apple orchard. Applejack’s body was considerably larger than your own, since she was basically a horse, standing at about six foot tall.
“Applejack, will you go out with me?” you pleaded, staring deeply into her basketball sized eyes.
“Ah am sorry Anon, you’re nice and all, but yer just too darn ugly,” she said, looking down at you with a sympathetic look.
You sighed sadly, looking down at the ground. “I’m beautiful on the inside,” you spoke in a low voice.
“Awww, don’t feel bad, sugarcube. If all else fails my brother would take ya under the hay.”
Your face became pale white. “Uh… no thanks.”
“Ah, come on sweetheart. I know yer not gay, but what other choice do ya have? Every mare finds you ugly.”
“You’re wrong!” you shouted. “I will find a… mare to love me…. somewhere.”
“You know Big Macintosh is not gay himself, you’re the only stallion he finds sexy. How about you give the big guy a chance?”
“No!” you roared. From the distance you heard a very male like cry. “That’s him, isn’t it?”
“He’s a little shy. But don’t let that turn ya off. He’s got a thirty inch cock. Don’t ya want that big thing going up your anus?”
You simply screamed in answer, before running away.
Applejack looked down sadly, tears falling down her cheeks. “Ah am sorry brother, I tried.”
In no time at all, you made it back into Ponyville. You tried to avert your eyes from the the big and beefy stallions giving you bedroom eyes, while their massive, long and thick penises came out of their plump sheaths.
You were so glad Princess Celestia declared that if any pony was to rape you she would cast them into the sun. However, that brought back another painful memory when you asked her out, only for her to turn you down by saying the words you have come to know well, ‘Sorry, you’re too ugly.’
A sigh of relief left you when you managed to get to the library without seeing too many horse cocks.
Inside, you saw the purple alicorn known as Twilight Sparkle nose deep in her books. At the sound of your approaching feet, she looked up from her book to give you a warm smile.
“Hello Anon. You need something?” she asked in her sweet, soft voice.
“I know, I asked this before. But will you go out with me?” you pleaded, dropping to your knees.
Twilight slapped her forehead. “Anon please, I hate hurting you, but you’re simply too ugly.”
“Why does every mare keep saying that?!” you shouted.
“Oh Anon, it isn’t so bad. My big brother’s twenty eight inch cock is the biggest penis of the whole Royal Guard and he wants to pound your anus so badly.”
“Uhhh, sorry Twilight, but no.” From upstairs you heard a very male like cry. “He’s up there, isn’t he?”
Twilight nodded. “Want to go see him? He promises he’ll pound your anus gently with his big cock and he won’t be gay about it.”
“Indeed, I think he should go upstairs,” said a very rich cultured voice from behind you.
With a growl you turned around to face a white unicorn.
“I’m not gay Rarity!” you shouted.
“Oh, I know that darling. But you have little choice,” she said softly, giving you a look of pity.
With that, you stormed out, slamming the door behind you.
Once outside you saw Pinkie Pie. Before you could even open your mouth she simply screamed and ran away at such speed she was little more than a pinkish blur.
“Sorry Anon, you’re too ugly,” she shouted from the distance.
Your heart ached, longing for pony pussy to bang. Just when you were about to give up and call it a day you spotted Fluttershy trotting toward you…. wait… what.
“Anon, I’m sorry but I have to tell you that I--
“Find me ugly! I get it!” you shouted.
Fluttershy looked down sadly, tears falling down her cheeks. “I’m sorry Anon.”
“Leave me alone,” you said quietly, walking away from her.
Suddenly Rainbow darted into your path. “Hey dude, you okay?”
“What do you want Rainbow?!” you shouted.
“Fine! I won’t have pity sex with you then! Ugly ape!” she roared.
“Wait… Rainbow I-I!” she flew away at lightning speed. “Ahhhhh fuck!”
‘Well, you fucking blew it Anon. Guess it’s time to go home to cry and masturbate while reading porn.’ you thought bitterly.
Suddenly a big black stallion came up to you. “Whoa, dude that looked rough. You wanna go back to my place for some drinks? Maybe I’ll bang you with my twenty five inch cock to make you feel better?” he said, while his massive, long and thick black horse cock throbbed powerfully between his legs.
“I don’t know Thunderlane, sounds kinda gay,” you said in a low voice.
“Come on dude, it’s not gay…. Okay maybe it is kinda gay, but not gay-gay if you know what I mean? I mean, you’re the only stallion I’m gay for.”
“I don’t know Thunderlane, I just don’t know.”
“Ah never thought I find a stallion as hot as apple pie, until I met you Anon,” came a male voice with a thick southern accent.
Slowly, you turned your head to the left to see Big Macintosh and his massive, long and thick red penis standing at its full mighty length of thirty inches.
“I don’t know big Mac, that also sounds kinda gay.”
“Come on man, it’s not gay,” came a new voice.
You turned your head to the right to see the big white stallion known as Shining Armor and his massive, long and thick twenty eight inch white cock.
“It kinda is Shining.”
“It’s not gay as long as you aren’t gay about it. Just think we’re three hot mares packing some extra equipment.”
“Yeah, we are all heterosexual stallions here. What we are doing is not gay, we’re just helping a fellow stallion out. Us stallions got to stick together,” said Thunderlane.
“Darn right. What we're about to do ain't gay. Ah would never bang any other asshole other than yours Anon. So, that makes it not gay,” said Big Macintosh.
A small smile came upon your face. “I guess if you put it that way, it doesn’t sound gay. Alright, guys I’ll let you bang my butt, but I get to bang your butt in return.”
“Of course,” said Thunderlane.
“Ah probably hardly feel yer small penis, but hey, a deal’s a deal.” said Big Macintosh.
“Without question, dude,” said Shining.
“And don’t be gay about this guys.” Thunderlane and Big Macintosh nodded, while Shining gave you a salute. “I need this. Also cast some magical protection on my body, because I think those big penises of yours will kill me.”
The End
