Human Horse

by Winged Fusion

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Slice of Life, Romance, Comedy
Length: 1483

Fusion returned to Earth after being in Equestria for 2 years, now he has to deal with adult human life... whilst being part horse

Fusion finally returned to Earth after living in Equestria for 2 years. Now he deals with being an adult, having a horse girlfriend and being part horse himself.

This Story Contains: [spoiler]Sex Scenes, Violence, Alcohol and Mature Language[/spoiler]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-02-16 10:23:54 UTC

Chapter 0: Diary

~12/05/2017~

Dear Diary,

So recently I have been asked by Twilight to write down shit that happens to me in a diary. I have to write everyday inside this diary now so lets just pray I won't forget about this in a couple days.

I've been living in Ponyville for a week now and so far fuck all happened. I managed to get a job as a bar tender, I ended up getting to live in Twilight's Tree Castle thing and I also managed to get over the fact that now I'm surrounded by talking horses. I did end up meeting a bunch of these horses and so far they seem pretty chill, well all of them except for the pink one. I swear that the pink one secretly has a bag filled with cocaine, cause she is all over the fucking place.

Nothing else happened so far so I guess I'll just stop writing here, lets see what boring shit I'll get to do tomorrow.

~23/05/2017~

Dear Diary,

So get this right. Today I'm just passing drinks to horses, the usual shit right? Well the next thing I know, theres a fucking cum white coloured horse grinding against my leg! I told her to stop and then pushed her away cause I don't want any of that shit. Then she started crying and asking for vodka and then I almost got fired because of that bitch! I was forced to apologize and then she walked off, fucking slutty bitch. Grinded on my fucking leg and didn't get shit for it?! Fuck that bitch! My job really sucks...

~08/09/2017~

Dear Diary,

Since yesterday Twilight gave me the necklace to be able to transform into a pony, today I dedicated the entire day in learning how to fly. Luckily I had Dashie to teach me... unluckily however, she made sure to laugh and poke fun at me every time I messed up. Its a good thing that I learned that this was her normal behavior from our gym sessions. I'm usually the one who bested her at the gym, so this was apparently her time to get me back.

Still no sign of that white pony though. I would have figured that she would have shown herself already after giving me that letter last week. I still haven't opened it though, maybe I'll do it tomorrow if I remember.

~14/04/2018~

Dear Diary,

Yes Yes YES! The date with Icy went exactly how I fucking wanted, PRAISE THE FUCKING SUN! I'm really happy that she even decided to go out with me after making her cry all those months ago, but she seemed to have gotten over it. I still haven't told Twilight about Icy, but I have a feeling that I should keep it secret from her for a bit longer. I'm also still very anxious about the letter she given me. She told me today to not open it until she says so, so I'm very nervous but also quite excited for whats inside it.

~30/10/2018~

Dear Diary,

Celestia.Fucking.CHRIST. I already can't stand being a teacher. Sure it pays better than passing drinks to hobo horses, but these kids really do get on my nerves sometimes. But I did have to get this job since me and Icy are now living together in our own house. Twilight did take the news well... after hugging me for 15 minutes straight. Hopefully this job will be enough to let me and icy keep living together. I do enjoy teaching the kids some maths, but they are a fucking handfull hoof-full sometimes. I do also have to teach them in my horse form, but thankfully I can take my breaks and walk back home as a human. I do enjoy being a horse, but I do prefer being a human.

~02/02/2019~

Dear Diary,

Well... this may be the last time I'll ever write inside this book, tomorrow I'm heading back to Earth. I'm still worried about Icy, she has been dreading this day ever since I told her about it last week. She now even refuses to sleep with me which is extremely shitty. I'm going to stop writing now and pack all of my stuff. Living in Equestria has been amazing, but I just have to return back home. I don't belong here, I belong back on Earth with the rest of my human kind. I can even hear Icy crying right now... I really do hope that everything works out well tomorrow.

Chapter 1: One Month Later

It was another boring and shitty day on Earth, it was pouring rain and no one was happy. It has been a month since Fusion came back to Earth, and a bunch of crazy shit happened since then.

Firstly he finally got to see his parents again, which was a merely okay experience if he was being honest. His dad seemed to care more about where he was all those years instead of showing any signs of missing his own son. His mom on the other hand gave him hugs, kisses and all that sappy shit you see in every old drama movie.

Another thing that happened was that since he took all of his bits over to Earth (which are made out of pure gold by the way), he was able to sell his bits to make a shit ton of paper and with that money he brought himself a house. His parents didn't seem too happy with him moving out a week after getting to see him again, but Fusion on the other hand just wanted a place of his own. Thankfully his parents didn't question him too much on how he got all that money, he just told them that he brought the money off eBay.

After moving into his own house, he got straight into unpacking all of his horse shit including the Daring Do book collection from Dashie, a black tarantula pet from Fluttershy which he called "Reggin", a self stitched pig plushie from Rarity which he called "Bert" and the necklace which he got from Twilight. He wasn't planning on transforming into a horse on Earth, but it was the only thing which he got from Twilight to remember her by.

Fusion was also able to get a job as a math teacher, after threatening to stub the principle's toe with a watermelon if he didn't get the job of course. He didn't really care about the money anymore, but it was still nice to say "I GOT A JOB MOM AND DAD! ARE YOU PROUD OF ME YET?!".

So yea, his life right now is normal which is saying a lot since he not too long ago returned from a world filled with colorful talking cartoon girly horses. He very quickly grew accustomed to living in his own house, since he did the same thing back in Equestria. His daily routine pretty much went like this. Get up, eat, go to work, return from work, cum, eat, go to bed. Repeat the cycle everyday and you have Fusion's life in a nutshell. Before you ask "WHAT HAPPENED TO ICY, YA FAGGOT?!"... well....

Fusion unlocked the door to his house, his coat drenched by the rain. He opened his door and went inside his house, thankfully warm and rain free. He took off his coat and hanged it up, random drops of rainwater dripping from it's sleeves and onto the floor.

"You're home already?" A feminine voice said, coming from the kitchen "Did you sneak out of work or something?"

"Nah, they let me go home early cause I told them that I had tit cancer. They didn't even question me and let me go home" Fusion said, heading into the kitchen

His house was two stories tall, the bottom floor having the living room, dinning room and kitchen whilst the top floor had the bathroom, his bedroom, a spare bedroom and fuck about room where he could do whatever the fuck he wanted. He entered his dinning room which was connected to his kitchen. The first thing he laid his eyes upon was his girlfriend doing the dishes.

"You should really stay at work idiot, how did you even come up with that name? Tit cancer...." Icy said, putting one plate aside to dry

Or should I say, marefriend.

"My mind is fucked, thats how" Fusion responded, walking up to icy to place a kiss on her cheek "And you just have to deal with my fucked up mind"

"I really do wonder sometimes why I even bothered sneaking onto Earth after you" Icy said, placing a kiss on Fusion's cheek

"Well obviously you did it cause you're crazy obsessed with me, duh" Fusion said with a wink

Icy simply rolled her eyes and continued doing the dishes, Fusion taking a seat by the table.