After getting ready for the party, I sat under the appletree from where I first appeared, reading the biography of Starswirl the bearded. Twi came out a little later. "Hey Twi!" I waved but cursed under my breath after realizing I still had my cast on. Not very fun having a cast while wearing a tuxedo. "Hey Brian! I was looking for-" she knew where I was sitting. It was what I called my special spot. "Oh sorry, I know you said that when you come here you want to be alone. So I'll just-"
"No wait!" I said, "Please stay. I'm nervous about tonight. I've never really been comfortable meeting new people." She sat down next to me. We watched Celestia's sun set together. I put my arm around her. She flinched, but she later leaned her head on my shoulder. "So, did you ever figure out what happened to Starlight?" I Asked.
"*Sigh* No. I just don't know if chasing her away was the right thing to do." she explained.
"It was Twi." I told her. She looked at me with a confused expression upon her muzzle. "Having nothing but equality is the worst! You know, back on Earth, fans of your show (Shout out to ACracebest for Bronies React) called her the Girl Hitler of Equestria!"
"Who's Hitler?" she asked. I cursed myself in my mind.
Uh, well, urm, he's uh,..., He wasn't a good person, I'll leave you at that." I said. "C'mon let's get outta here. The party's about to start." We ran to town square where the party was being held. "... and now without a further ado, I would like to welcome to the stage, Jason, Isabella, Sasha, and Brian!" Mayor Mare finished. We ran up to the stage. "Hi everypony. I'm Brian,"
"I'm Jason,"
"I'm Isabella,"
"And I'm Sasha!"
"Now I just wanted to say, thank you for giving us a warm welcome to Equestria." I started. "Now let me tell you something. As a kid back on my planet, I wasn't very popular, no one liked me except my 3 best friends and family. I had to deal with 2 fighting parents and an annoying sibling!" That got a chuckle from the crowd. "But here, I have plenty of friends, and one marefriend, love ya Twi." she blushed and smiled.
"We are happy to have new homes, and in the words of DJ from one of my favorite fimfics, we'll be crazy because it'll make us feel better!" finished Jason.
"Enjoy the party everypony!" yelled Izzy.
"Thank you!" Finished Sasha.
* * *
"Ugh." I grunted as I sat up. "I think I had an overdose of *hic* cider." My head was spinning, my stomach hurt, and I was covered in sweat. I got up and brushed myself off. "Hey Theodore, you ok buddy?" I asked. Theo was a golden animatronic bunny Twi and Flutters made for me as a present for welcoming me home. I heard mechanical whirring and saw a little head poke out of a pile of trash. He giggled. That's all he could do to communicate. "I'm gonna need Twi to upgrade your communication system. Anyhoo, Theodore, shut down." and he immediately shut down. I walked out of SugarCube corner. I squinted as I walked into Celestia's sun. "Ok, time to see if anypony needs help." he said.
* * *
(In a Spongebob narrator voice) Meanwhile...
Prince Blublood trotted through the corridors of the Canterlot castle. "Good morning auntie." he greeted Celestia. She sighed with annoyance, "Good morning Blueblood." She instantly went from annoyed to happy as she got lost in her thoughts. "What are you thinking about?" he asked. She came out of her daze, "Whuh? Oh, we have a new member of society!"
"Ooh goodie! I bet he's as handsome and royal like me." he said with a smirk that just wants you to reach through this screen and punch. "More like a royal pain." Celestia mumbled. "Urm, but no nephew. He's a human." she said gladly. Blublood glared at his aunt. "He's a WHAT?!" he yelled.
"A rather smart and kind one indeed!" she said. "Plus he's quite the helpful if I do say say so myself."
"What does he look like?" he asked with a flick of his mane.
"He has dark brown hair, he stands on 2 legs and has something called "hands"." she replied,"he even got a marefriend yesterday!" Now Blueblood was almost past his limit. "Who?!" he asked while yelling.
"My own student Twilight Sparkle." she told him, "they're crazy about each other."
"I must go auntie. Goodbye." he said as he trotted away at the velvet carpets. "That imbecile thinks he can steal a girl who obviously likes me? Well then, he's in for a treat! Flash!" Flash Sentry (who by the way is working for Celestia for the story.) trotted into the living quarters. "Yes your majesty?" he asked.
"Get a chariot ready! We're going to Ponyville!"
* * *
"Okey dokey lokey!" I said. "That wheel's all fixed AJ!"
"Thanks Bri, say, are you ok? You look a bit under the weather." she asked.
"I'm-I'm fine." I replied with a sickening belch. Just then, a chariot passed overhead. It was golden so I knew what that meant...
Royalty.
Author's Note
I'm back! Still thinking about how The other story's plot was going. So, why not make a sequal to Brian's Equestrian Dreams?! By the way, DJ is from DJskywalker's I left my world for Ponies?! series. Check him out! Also, check out ACracebest on youtube.
As the carriage landed, I couldn't help but be excited. It could be Celestia, Luna, Cadence, or even the king of the griffons. As the carriage skidded to a halt, I saw a white hoof stick out. 'Oh no! It can't be!' I thought. But it was. It was Prince Blueblood. I saw his face scrunch up as his whooves touched the gravel. Then, everypony bowed; except for me and AJ. We both wore a disgusted impression on our faces. He looked at us angrily. "So you're this "Brian" I've heard about." he told me.
"You must be Prince Blueblood." I said in reply. "Why're you here?"
"I came to meet you. Celestia said great things about you." he answered.
"Uh thanks." I said in surprise.
"I just came here to ask you to stop being that type of guy." he continued.
"Woah ok! This is going in a completely different direction!" I yelled.
"What kind of apples have you been eatin Blueblood?!" yelled AJ.
"I'm with AJ! You can't change who I am!" I yelled.
"Yes I can! I'm a prince!" he yelled.
"Uh Blueblood, you know you can't have everything right?" I asked
"Urg!" he yelled. "Oh really? Watch this! You!" He yelled at Applebloom.
"Me?" she asked with a scared expression.
"Yes you! Book me a hotel room with room service payments!" he yelled.
"B-but, I don't got no bits!" she whimpered. I was past my limit. I grabbed Blueblood and dragged him into an allyway. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!" I yelled in a whisper. "Asking a filly for bits?! That's insane and cruel man!"
"For you it is! But now, I'm gonna need you to keep your mouth shut!" he used his magic on me and my mouth melted until it sealed. I tried to scream but it was muffled. "I'm going home!" he said. "Farewell! I'll give your regards to Auntie, FREAK." and with that, he hopped into his chariot and flew off.
Later in Twilight's castle...
"And, done" Twi said as she undid the curse Blueblood put on me.
"Thanks Twi." I said. "Man, that guy is even more of an asshole than he was on your show."
"Let me guess which episode." Twi said sarcastically.
"The grand galloping gala episode!" we said together. Blueblood's voice then ecoed throughout my mind, "I'll give your regards to Auntie FREAK."
"Hey Twi," I asked.
"Yeah Bri?" she replied.
"Do you think I'm a-a..." my voice trailed off. I knew how sensitive Twi could get when someone was rude to one of her friends.
"A what?" she asked. I sighed and answered.
"A freak?" I asked. She looked at me with a deadpan stare. I could actually feel a hole burning in my head from her stare. "Uh Twi? Hello-o? anypony home? Equestria to Twilight!" Still nothing. "TWI SNAP OUT OF IT!!!" I yelled. That got her out of her trance of anger. "Well, do you?" She suprised me with a kiss. I struggled at first but stopped when I realized that it was pretty enjoyable.
"No I don't!" She said as she released me. "That's goes for anypony. They know who you are and what you're capable of." I smiled after she said that. I gave her a big hug and ran outside to relax. I saw Applejack still hugging Applebloom. I ran over to them. "Hey girls." I said as I approached. "How're you doing Applebloom? I'm so sorry that Blueblood treated you like that." She nodded and proceeded to hug me. "Aw c'mon Applebloom it was nothing really. I only wanted to help a friend out. Also, I have a plan. Blueblood has treated everypony pike dirt, despite the fact that he hates dirt, and I've had enough of it. AJ, tell the others to pack their bags. We're goin to Canterlot!"
1 hour later on the train...
'Day 2 in Equestria (Continued), The ponies and I are currently on our way to have a talk with the princess. My friends from Earth had decided to go on adventures of their own. Jason went to Manehatten, Sasha went to Apploosa, and Izzy went to the Crystal Empire. The train is about to stop. I must end this journal entry for now.'
As I finished my journal entry, the train came to a stop. The mane six looked at me nervously. I casted them a sideways glance. "Let's do this." I said as we entered the castle. We were greeted by the princess of the sun and moon. We all bowed. "Greetings my little ponies. Oh and human heh." Celestia said with a blush. I blushed back. Twi nudged me in the hip.
"Oh right! Thanks Twi! Ahem," I cleared my throat, "Princess, it's an honor to finally meet you in the flesh." I shook her hoof. "Um princess, what I came to you to talk about is-" I was cut off by a pony ramming into my back. Only, it wasn't a pony. It was another human.
Author's Note
The chapter has been updated. Punch the like button for the story like you would to Blueblood's face!!!
