Equestrian Life
Royalty
Previous ChapterAs the carriage landed, I couldn't help but be excited. It could be Celestia, Luna, Cadence, or even the king of the griffons. As the carriage skidded to a halt, I saw a white hoof stick out. 'Oh no! It can't be!' I thought. But it was. It was Prince Blueblood. I saw his face scrunch up as his whooves touched the gravel. Then, everypony bowed; except for me and AJ. We both wore a disgusted impression on our faces. He looked at us angrily. "So you're this "Brian" I've heard about." he told me.
"You must be Prince Blueblood." I said in reply. "Why're you here?"
"I came to meet you. Celestia said great things about you." he answered.
"Uh thanks." I said in surprise.
"I just came here to ask you to stop being that type of guy." he continued.
"Woah ok! This is going in a completely different direction!" I yelled.
"What kind of apples have you been eatin Blueblood?!" yelled AJ.
"I'm with AJ! You can't change who I am!" I yelled.
"Yes I can! I'm a prince!" he yelled.
"Uh Blueblood, you know you can't have everything right?" I asked
"Urg!" he yelled. "Oh really? Watch this! You!" He yelled at Applebloom.
"Me?" she asked with a scared expression.
"Yes you! Book me a hotel room with room service payments!" he yelled.
"B-but, I don't got no bits!" she whimpered. I was past my limit. I grabbed Blueblood and dragged him into an allyway. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!" I yelled in a whisper. "Asking a filly for bits?! That's insane and cruel man!"
"For you it is! But now, I'm gonna need you to keep your mouth shut!" he used his magic on me and my mouth melted until it sealed. I tried to scream but it was muffled. "I'm going home!" he said. "Farewell! I'll give your regards to Auntie, FREAK." and with that, he hopped into his chariot and flew off.
Later in Twilight's castle...
"And, done" Twi said as she undid the curse Blueblood put on me.
"Thanks Twi." I said. "Man, that guy is even more of an asshole than he was on your show."
"Let me guess which episode." Twi said sarcastically.
"The grand galloping gala episode!" we said together. Blueblood's voice then ecoed throughout my mind, "I'll give your regards to Auntie FREAK."
"Hey Twi," I asked.
"Yeah Bri?" she replied.
"Do you think I'm a-a..." my voice trailed off. I knew how sensitive Twi could get when someone was rude to one of her friends.
"A what?" she asked. I sighed and answered.
"A freak?" I asked. She looked at me with a deadpan stare. I could actually feel a hole burning in my head from her stare. "Uh Twi? Hello-o? anypony home? Equestria to Twilight!" Still nothing. "TWI SNAP OUT OF IT!!!" I yelled. That got her out of her trance of anger. "Well, do you?" She suprised me with a kiss. I struggled at first but stopped when I realized that it was pretty enjoyable.
"No I don't!" She said as she released me. "That's goes for anypony. They know who you are and what you're capable of." I smiled after she said that. I gave her a big hug and ran outside to relax. I saw Applejack still hugging Applebloom. I ran over to them. "Hey girls." I said as I approached. "How're you doing Applebloom? I'm so sorry that Blueblood treated you like that." She nodded and proceeded to hug me. "Aw c'mon Applebloom it was nothing really. I only wanted to help a friend out. Also, I have a plan. Blueblood has treated everypony pike dirt, despite the fact that he hates dirt, and I've had enough of it. AJ, tell the others to pack their bags. We're goin to Canterlot!"
1 hour later on the train...
'Day 2 in Equestria (Continued), The ponies and I are currently on our way to have a talk with the princess. My friends from Earth had decided to go on adventures of their own. Jason went to Manehatten, Sasha went to Apploosa, and Izzy went to the Crystal Empire. The train is about to stop. I must end this journal entry for now.'
As I finished my journal entry, the train came to a stop. The mane six looked at me nervously. I casted them a sideways glance. "Let's do this." I said as we entered the castle. We were greeted by the princess of the sun and moon. We all bowed. "Greetings my little ponies. Oh and human heh." Celestia said with a blush. I blushed back. Twi nudged me in the hip.
"Oh right! Thanks Twi! Ahem," I cleared my throat, "Princess, it's an honor to finally meet you in the flesh." I shook her hoof. "Um princess, what I came to you to talk about is-" I was cut off by a pony ramming into my back. Only, it wasn't a pony. It was another human.
Author's Note
The chapter has been updated. Punch the like button for the story like you would to Blueblood's face!!!
