A loud grumble, and a pang of hunger, was what woke Celestia from her deep slumber. Her body was deeply attuned to the cycle she and Luna used to keep the sun and moon in their proper positions, but her body was also intent on receiving breakfast before she rose the sun.

Thankfully, this wasn’t a new development. Celestia barely had time to blink the sleep from her eyes before the door to her suite was flung open, and a massive trolley was pushed through the wide door.

The smells of breakfast wafted over, waking Celestia up more than a cup of coffee could have when she was slender. Using her magic, she lifted her bulk into a specially made cart. If she made a mess, it was easier to wipe off the stone floor than try to clean her massive amounts of bedding.

The servant smiled warmly, seeing the massive mare get settled, “Hello, Princess. Today, the chefs offer apple pancakes, hashbrowns, omelettes, fried tomatoes, and toast. We have coffee, tea, juice, and milk. Would you like anything else?”

Celestia smiled warmly, “No thank you, Twinkle Star. That sounds lovely. Go on to your other duties, I’ll leave the trolley here when I’m done.”

Twinkle Star bowed stiffly, her stomach hanging down low enough that it touched the floor when she did. With heavy steps and wheezing breaths, she left Celestia by herself.

Celestia licked her lips, lifting the silver dome off of the platter. Steam drifted up from the hot food, and Celestia couldn’t stop herself from digging in.

After she’d devoured the mountain of food, Celestia left the cart for the cleaning staff to deal with. In days gone by, Celestia would have cleaned the dishes herself. However, she’d gotten too wide to get to the bowels of the palace. Instead, she made her way to the throne room.

Hopefully, Twilight would have some more information. Even if it was just proving Stout Wrangler and the others were safe. Twilight being so worked up made Celestia nervous.

Making it down to the throne room, Celestia parked herself beside Luna, who had fallen asleep in her own cart. The two of them were too large to fit on the dais where they used to sit, but now they made do sitting in front of it.

Celestia smiled at Luna, happy that her sister had finally given up trying to stay in her room. Looking at how Luna’s fat oozed over the edges of the cart, being pulled down over the sides by gravity.

Soon, Luna would outgrow her cart. Shifting her own weight a little to make it a bit more comfortable, Celestia couldn’t help but note that she too was almost too large for her cart. Celestia sighed, looking around the expansive throne room. It was mostly empty; the guards no longer served any real purpose now. Plus, even if there had been guards stationed, the chances of them being able to move quickly enough to help would be slim.

So, Celestia ‘held court’ from the throne room, knowing full well the chances of visitors were slim. At least here she could get some of the endless paperwork done.

Luna let out an incredible snore, and Celestia chuckled to herself. Trust sister to never change. Celestia summoned a blanket, and draped it over Luna’s withers, hoping that any modicum of comfort could be brought to her younger sister. The cart looks uncomfortably tight after all.

So much had changed over the course of so little time, in the grand scheme of things. Especially for Luna and Celestia. They lived so long, and things had changed so rapidly. It was almost ludicrous.

A burst of green flame erupted above Celestia, and her magic caught the scroll on reflex. It was good Spike was still helping Twilight, even in this small way.

Celestia unfurled the scroll, and was genuinely surprised at what she saw. The normally meticulous writing was smeared and stained. Not only was the ink smudged all over the page, but after an experimental sniff Celestia confirmed ketchup was as well. Ketchup, and grease? It was odd.

“Perhaps this is Spike’s fault,” Celestia assured herself, even though she knew it was Twilight’s writing on the page,” Maybe he smudged it getting it to me.”

Celestia squinted through the mess to read the message Twilight had penned.

Dear Princess Celestia,

I wanted to write to you about what I’ve found about Stout Wrangler and the other corporations. I haven’t found anything, and I’m finally putting this investigation to rest like I should have a long time ago. I’m going to use the deal Stout Wrangler and I made to make the best of this situation, just like everypony wanted.

Your loyal subject,
Twilight Sparkle.

P.S. Spike says hi.

Celestia stared long and hard at the letter. It didn’t sound right. That, that can’t be Twilight. I need to send somepony to Ponyville right away.

Using her magic, Celestia rung large gong that had been installed the day that Luna had finally gotten too big to get back to her own room safely. It summoned servants, and Celestia fully intended to send somepony to Ponyville to ensure the safety of her prized student.

It took several minutes, but a side door creaked open. Three servants poured in, two pulling massive carts piled high with foodstuffs.

The noise awakened Luna, who glared blearily at the servants before licking her lips in anticipation, realizing they had food.

“Hungry, your Majesties? I have some food from BucDonalds for you, from Stout Wrangler herself. I was going to come and tell you, but you called and I thought you’d like to try them since we were coming up here anyway. I have tacos for Princess Luna and chili cheese fries for Princess Celestia,” Honey Night made a motion with a bloated foreleg.

With that the other two servants deposited their large carts in front of their respective alicorns. Luna wriggled excitedly, causing her cart to groan loudly in protest.

“Thank you!” Luna smiled at the servant, then levitated one of the many tacos on the cart. She took one bite, then proceeded to almost inhale the next four, moaning in pleasure as she did.

Celestia looked down at the offering, smelling the delectable scent of the piles of fries, chilli, and cheese before her, “I have one request if you-”

Honey’s eyes went wide, “Please, Princess? BucDonald’s released these products just for you two. I need to make a report back. Just a bite?”

Celestia chuckled warmly, putting her fear aside for a moment, “Alright my little pony.”

Honey beamed, “Thank you so much!”

Celestia sighed, levitating a mouthful of the steaming hot chili cheese fries to her mouth. It smelled heavenly. Taking the portion into her mouth, her eyes flung open and forgoed magic all together. She buried her muzzle into the pile of chili cheese fries, starting to eat as much as she could cram into her mouth at the same time.

Honey Night smile widened as she watched the two alicorns gorge themselves on the offerings.

“What did you want to ask me to do?” Honey asked cautiously. If BubbBeaker’s formula had worked-

“I-I want more fries,” Celestia murmured, her pupils dilated.

Honey had the distinct feeling that if it were possible, Celestia’s wings would be outstretched in sheer joy.

“More taco!” Luna declared before going back to her feast.

Honey’s smile widened even more, “Of course your Majesties. Let me know if you’d like anything else.

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