Equestria Suicide Squadby Nightmarity19ChaptersChapter 2 Till We DieChapter 3 Believe In MurderChapter 4 HeartChapter 5 Living Dead GirlChapter 1 WarningChapter 2 Till We Die"We're almost there just a few more clicks ahead, once we land your mission will begin" Firestarter explained over the radio. Rockstar was starting to get antsy, anticipating a huge fight and show what he was made of. Gilda looked down and saw 14 military checkpoints below them. "Man this Dana mare sounds like one dangerous mare" Trixie said. Rockstar let out a snort. "I highly doubt that Dana is this 'dangerous mare' everypony claims she is" Beats said, not believing in what rumors persist. "Shows what you know" Dust mumbled under her breath. The helicopter landed with a sudden jerk disorienting them but quickly gained their bearings back before walking off. "And so it begins" Dust said walking into the city itself along with the others. The city of Fillydelphia was nothing but a ghost town because of the sudden evacuation of civilians in order to let these band of unlikely heroes find Dana Redfield. "So our mission is to find a psychotic mare and get shorter jail time?" Gilda asked. Rockstar nodded. "And if we're good fillies and colts auntie Twilight may let us go free" Rockstar said sarcastically. Gilda rolled her eyes at that sarcastic responses and kept walking down the street. A SWAT with a red smile on the sides came to a screeching halt as armed thugs with clown masks and guns came out, pointing their weapons at them. Dust readied herself and jumped into the fray and beat up 3 of them while Gilda hit another one with her baseball bat over the head knocking him out cold. The last one charged at Rockstar but he killed him with a spike going through his chest. "What the hell are these dumb asses doing here?" Rockstar asked angrily. "I don't know but I can tell you one thing: Dana doesn't want to be caught" Dust assumed. "It would seem that Dana mobilized some of her minions to slow you down" Twilight said over a radio communicator. "Too scared to face us all in person? Little punk" Trixie said. "Or she's playing smart you half wit talent less hack" Dust said while at the same time insulting her partner. Trixie went to attack you but Dust buck kicked her down to the ground. "Don't you ever do that or I will rip out your fucking organs and shove them so far up your ass you'll be shitting out blood for weeks!" Dust threatened choking Trixie. The green peagsus removed her hold on her, letting Trixie sit there and weep a little. "Stop your crying or I'll give you something to cry about" Beats threatened pointing his shadow sword at Trixie's neck. Trixie sucked back tears and stood upright but was taken down again by Beats sucker punching her back to the dirt then laughed about it. A rush of alicorn amulet magic pushed back Rockstar when another band of clown thugs tried to kill Trixie, she unleashed a red fist that crushed them, leaving nothing but a large blood puddle that was left. She then turned her attention to her teammates which Gilda backed away leaving Beats and Dust alone with an angry Trixie. "YOU LIKE THIS HUH! DO YOU FIND THIS ENJOYABLE YOU OVERBEARING IDIOTIC STUPID TOUGH GUY PERSONA PSYCHOTIC ASSHOLE!" Trixie shouted. Dust stared at her blankly. Rockstar got a hard slap in the face courtesy of Trixie. After that slap, Rockstar let that slide because he didn't hit mares. "Now if you ladies are quite done playing with each other we have a mission" Dust said stepping in front of them. Trixie and Rockstar both nodded in agreement but kept their distance from each other. Dana walked into a weapons room walked past military grade weaponry as her clown guards did their normal tasks before she met with Princess Cadence who was being guided by her husband Shining Armor. "Miss Redfield I apologize for our delay...Shining had to use the facilities" Cadence said cocking a stare at the stallion. "Let's skip the formalities and move on with those weapons we spoke about" Dana said, eager to have that special weapon placed in her armory. "Of course" Cadence motioned one of the guards to present a small black briefcase before giving it up to Dana. She grinned madly. "It was a pleasure doing business with you" Cadence said. "One thing...let me give it a test run" Dana said pointing a gold revolver and pulled the trigger. The bullet went through Shining's left eye, leaving only blood splatters on the wall. He fell motionless as Dana laughed insanely. "Looks like it works after all" Dana joked, still laughing at what she did. Cadence laughed along with her even though she just witnessed her own husband have his brains blown out. Dana then walked away, having two guards take Shining Armor's dead body while Cadence went back home after a successful negotiation. "Alright boys listen up! We have those superhero rejects are coming after me. Do whatever it takes to stop them" Dana explained. The clown thugs shouted, agreeing with what their boss was talking about and catching every word she spoke. This made Dana's grin grow wider. Chapter 3 Believe In MurderA loud gunshot caused one guard to be blown back and get impaled by Lightning as she trotted down a dark damp hallway of an abandoned building. The others followed as well until Gilda spotted a still working functional bar full of every alcoholic beverage known in Equestria. "This looks promising" Rockstar said trotting around then finding a bottle of Jack Daniels, gulping it down. Dust sat on a stool and brought out some whiskey and started drinking. The others watched as Dust and Rockstar gulping down their respective alcoholic drinks. "So I guess it's high time we map out our next move before we press on" Rockstar said popping another cork off another Jack Daniels beer. Everyone except Beats was kind of confused at that sudden request. Dust downed another bottle of whiskey. "Ok I'll start *ahem* I was brought in that fucked up place was on 54 counts of cannibalism and necrophilia in the 3rd degree by bashing Spitfire's head in then eating her organs along with her eyes" Dust explained. "Sounds like fun" Rockstar complimented flashing a sick demented smile. Dust felt some kind of psychotic love sickness infecting her and she didn't care as she flashed the same kind of smile. "Trixie and I committed a mass shooting of earth ponies where the police only found bloody dead bodies and then found us covered in blood and Trixie having sex with a dead corpse" Gilda explained. Dust gave an approving nod at her. "Was it good?" she asked her. Trixie gave a silent nod, making the grin on Beats' face grow wider. "Well now that we all shared riveting tales of how we fucked up our lives let's go find that joker Dana Redfield" Dust said getting up. "Good idea" Gilda chimed in grabbing her baseball bat. Rockstar gave a small kiss on Dust's cheek then pulled her in for a whisper. "Your story was pretty hot" he said rubbing his hoof down her flank. She let out a soft moan. Rockstar smirked then let Dust go to catch up with the others. Twilight watched their movements through a monitor with Firestarter. "You really think we can trust them? They look like after they take care of Dana Redfield, we might be next" Starter said a little skeptical about his boss' choice in unlikely ponies. "Don't worry I will keep them in check before that even happens" Twilight reassured him. Firestarter was hoping Twi knew what she was getting herself into. "What did Dana do that would require to build a team like them?" Starter asked looking at one security camera. "Dana believe it or not knows military secrets and Celestia has instructed me to form a team of what you see right now" Twilight explained. That would explain a lot actually Starter thought. "Once they end her; those secrets will be placed back to me where I will give them to Celestia so she can keep them safe" Twilight continued. "No matter how long it takes I want those plans secure." "Yes ma'am" Firestarter replied saluting her. Twilight smiled. Walking down some abandoned stores, the band of misfits kept their guards up at any sign of danger or Redfield. All of a sudden two armored trucks surrounded them; having their guns trained on them at all times which gave way to a 3rd armored truck to reveal Dana Redfield trotting out of the passengers side and stood a few feet away from Rockstar Beats along with everypony else in his little group. "Well it's true! The great Rockstar Beats is still alive and in MY city....and it seems you brought company" Dana said faking a surprise reaction by Rockstar's presence. Rockstar wasn't impressed one bit by Dana's bad acting. "Quit the small talk Redfield! We're here to end your life to retrieve those military plans, now give it to us or face the consequences!" Rockstar shouted fed up with Dana's constant dodging him. Dana chuckled. "Oh Beats your so funny. I can't just give those plans you'll have to kill me first and I hear that's the hard part" Dana said placing something behind her back. "What are you hiding behind your back?" Trixie asked narrowing her eyes at her. "Oh nothing" Dana then fired a single bullet at Trixie's heart. Dust's eyes widen as did the others including Rockstar as they watched Trixie fall down motionless from the split second gunshot. "Well that was fun ta ta" Dana said returning back to the armored truck with the others, leaving the misfits in the street with Trixie's now dead body. That quick, how was she able to fire that without anyone of us knowingRockstar tried to piece together what just happened. Rain began to pour down on Trixie as her alicorn amulet faded away and dropped on the ground. "She is going to pay for what she's done" Gilda said. Rockstar and Dust agreed with Gilda as they buried their fallen comrade with a plastic cross Dust made herself. Mark my words Redfield you will not let Trixie's death be in vain Rockstar thought putting a gentle hoof on Gilda's shoulder. Chapter 4 Heart"She was my best friend...that bitch took her away no matter how much of a hack she was I loved her as my friend" Gilda said choking back on tears. Rockstar now regretted punching her in the face earlier. "Come on Gilda, let's not have Trixie's death be in vain" he said. She nodded and walked with her remaining teammates down the street where tire tracks laid present along with a golden bullet shell laid upon one street corner. Lightning Dust picked it up and investigated its contents. This shell is hot so that means it was recently shot at Trixie but how did Dana get her hooves on a golden revolver? Dust wondered. "You find anything?" Rockstar asked walking over to her. Dust showed him the bullet shell and Rockstar immediately recognized it. "A golden revolver huh? She must've struck a deal with somepony but who?" Rockstar asked placing a single hoof under his chin. "Maybe from a private corporation" Gilda guessed. Rockstar added that as a possibility and then all of a sudden Cadence fired an energy blast at them but Gilda moved Beats out of its path. "Thanks" Beats thanked. Gilda winked. "Your the group my idiot sister in law decided to have take out Redfield over stupid military plans is what I call pathetic" Cadence said. Dust charged at her, tackling Cadence to the ground and started bashing her skull into the hard granite until she stopped moving then began to eat her face and organs. Gilda's face changed green holding back puking while Rockstar watched in astonishment. Dust finished her meal then let out a burp before wiping blood from her mouth. Ok that was hot Beats blushed a bit. It was the fact Lightning Dust was covered in blood or that she loved the taste of blood and organs. Whatever it attracted Rockstar put a sweet taste in his mouth. "Hey Beats we got to get a move on" Gilda said snapping him out of a trance he was in. Rockstar shook his head and remembered that he is supposed to retrieve military grade secrets from Dana. The trio ran up the street and eventually got to a skyscraper that belonged to a clothing shop, only problem was that it was painted with a big red smile and one of the double doors; it read Keep Out in spray painted bright green. "So this must be her hideout huh? A clothing place of all places" Dust said. Guards circled the property with 4 snipers on each side of neighboring buildings. Beats hid the mare and griffon behind a wall to avoid gunfire. "Ok so let's think of a way of not getting ourselves killed" Beats said keeping one eye on those snipers. "Gilda and I will take out those snipers then once we give the signal you go to the town on those ground soldiers" Dust planned. "That sounds like a damned good idea" Beats agreed. Gilda nodded in agreement. Before Dust moved, she gave a lustful but passionate kiss of good luck to Beats then breaking the kiss and they looked at each other. "Hey Bonnie and Clyde we need to get moving" Gilda joked. Dust then flew up behind one sniper before snapping his neck on 3 of them and Gilda bashed the last sniper. Lightning fired a shot in the air as to signal Rockstar to attack and he did so. He chopped off their heads clean off with his shadow sword. "Targets neutralized" Rockstar said as his comrades flew down to join him. "Now that her ground forces are dead we should get up there" Dust said. Rockstar broke down the door to a normal looking clothing making conveyor belt place where all the clothing is made and shipped to other parts of Equestria. "Never thought I would be in a place like this" Rockstar said looking around. "We'd better find Dana and retrieve those plans" Gilda proclaimed. Both Rockstar and Dust nodded; they walked through conveyor belt after conveyor belt seeing nothing but disembodied heads of mares and stallions, blood splatters or dripping on parts of the machine designed for cloth. "This place is starting to rub me the wrong way" Gilda said keeping her guard up while looking around this mad house. Rockstar nodded. "Keep your head on a swivel because they're could be traps around every turn so be on your hooves" he explained. They both nodded and proceeded cautiously being careful of any potential threats coming their way. I don't get it I mean we're in a wide open space why doesn't she just sneak attack us Dust thought it was strange Dana hasn't attacked yet. As soon as she thought that a bunch of weapon ready clown thugs focused their fire on the misfits getting in the way of their master's plan. They all fired at once but Rockstar placed a wall of shadow to defend themselves. "We'd better find Dana and forget these clowns" Gilda suggested. Dust peaked out. "No can do Gilda because one of them has the key card to enter that warehouse door" Dust said pointing at an old run down warehouse with a key card attached on the side of it. "Let's do this" Rockstar said. He left the wall fall as they attacked them by ripping their heads off, cracking spines and impalement which led to bloody dead bodies. Dust bit down hard and ripped off the thug holding the white card clean off as blood showered around her. That's my girl Rockstar complimented feeling proud of himself. Gilda tried hard to not vomit but ended up doing it anyway which annoyed Rockstar. "You act like you've never seen blood before?" Rockstar got really upset. Gilda said nothing and grabbed the key card then swiped it in the warehouse doors and opened it. "We're inside" she said with a smile. "Now comes the hardest choice: Finding Dana Redfield and take those security plans" Gilda said looking around surveying the area. A sudden laughter broke the silence as Dana could be seen high above in a safe area full of buttons and levers at the ready. "Welcome mares and gentlecolts I Dana Redfield will be your host festivities and the name of the game is Survival Dana said smirking. Rockstar clutched his 45 glock tightly in his right hoof ready to end her life quickly. "Dana! You come down and face us!" he shouted. "Oh Beats I would like to but right now you have bigger problems" Dana continued to say as some wind turbines were turned on automatically. The sharp edges sliced through the air and almost did the same to Gilda if Dust didn't pull her away from the wind turbines. "Don't stand too close or else you'll be turned into a human smoothie" Rockstar said. Gilda had to think about how they were going to get Dana without dying. Chapter 5 Living Dead GirlAvoiding the turbines Gilda's head did get pinched in her butt a bit that left an agonizing mark on her right butt cheek. She didn't let that slow her down as she kept going, trying to catch up to Beats and Dust who were way ahead of her. "Wait up!" Gilda said eventually catching up to those two. Another room had guards all over including a brute carrying a machete walking around while Dana was still high above everyone, looking down at her minions who were like ants from where she was standing. "Now listen, those freaks will be coming after me so make sure they do not get near" Dana explained. The clown thugs agreed. "Good, now if you need me just scream" Dana reminded them as she left. Gilda looked down at how many there were and was in awe at how many Dana was able to obtain. "To be brutally honest I don't think us 3 can take them on" Gilda said. "Not if they don't see it coming" Dust retorted climbing up the light fixtures and cutting them. The lights cut out and that sparked the opportunity for bones to be shattered and blood to be splattered and when the lights cut back on all the clown thugs including a brute who has his spine shoved up his plot and his head bashed with a metal baseball bat. Dana then came back to her original post and looked down at the bloodied dead bodies. "Well it seems that you all made it-" Beats cut her off by punching her in the face. "You bitch! You killed Trixie for no reason just to get a sick pleasure out of!" Beats yelled slamming Dana through a table. Instead of feeling pain Dana started laughing through the intense force of Beats' slam. "What the hell is so funny?" Beats asked still pissed off. "It's just so funny that couldn't care less about Trixie but when I killed her, all of a sudden you grew attached to her" Dana said getting slowly laughing hysterically. All that did was piss him off even more as he pointed a piece of glass at her but Dana fired a single bullet into Beats' arm. He screamed in agony like someone put cold water on his arm then acid to add insult to injury. "Ow what the fuck?" Beats said examining the gun Dana had in her right hoof. "What kind of weapon is that?" Beats asked. "This gun has light infused bullets that I think your type of creature doesn't like too much" Dana replied chuckling. She fired another one but Dust caught it in her teeth and crushed it. Lightning Beats thought being surprised by Dust's sudden arrival. "Sorry Missy but your not going to hurt Rockstar so I suggest you fuck off" Dust said. "How interesting Beats, you seem to have a bond with a Wonderbolt reject and second best Rainbow Dash" Dana joked. Lightning's left eye started to twitch. "Say that again?" "Wonderbolt reject and second best Rainbow-" Dust fired 10 gunshots into Dana's body. "NO ONE CALLS ME SECOND BEST!" Dust proclaimed. Beats got up and took a black flash drive that contained the military plans. Soon enough, Twilight trotted over to the trio with a half smile on her face. "Good work you three I will be sure to give this to the proper authorities who will keep a more watchful eye" Twilight said. Beats nodded. "So what now?" Dust asked. "For now prepare for your next mission" Twilight said. "Next mission? You said after we did this you would lessen our jail sentences?" Rockstar recalled. "I lied" Twilight said walking away. All three of them looked at each other as Firestarter guided them out of Fillydelphia and back into Ponyville Correctional Facility where Twilight met them. "YOU LIAR! YOU SENT US TO RISK OUR LIVES JUST TO BE LIED TO CELESTIA'S LAPDOG!" Rockstar yelled. Twilight ignored his pleas as guards shoved him aggressively into a wide open jail cell with Gilda and Lightning Dust. "Why would she lie to us?" Gilda asked. "Because she's a lying bitch who couldn't get a stallion if it punched her in the face" Dust said. Meanwhile, Twilight looked over her notes from Dana's ultimate demise until Starter stepped through the door excusing himself for interrupting the alicorn princess from her work. "I am deeply sorry Twilight but I was just wondering what the next mission is" Starter said wondering. "For now Starter I need you to help me find 2 new criminals named Starlight Glimmer and Discord" Twilight shuttered at the fact she said that. "Yes ma'am" Starter said saluting her before leaving again. This Suicide Squad are going to do some real good Twilight thought. Chapter 1 WarningLightning Dust woke up holding her head like someone knocked her out. She surveyed the current surroundings to see 3 others: Gilda, Trixie, and another stallion Dust couldn't recognize. I've seen him somewhere before Dust tried to see who he was. Trixie and Gilda woke up next with headaches as they groaned in pain. Then the mysterious stallion wakes up slowly among seeing these three mares. "Great I'm with D Class villains it must be my birthday" he said with a snort. "And a hello to you asshole" Gilda retorted sharply. The stallion gave the griffon a dirty look but she didn't really car either way. "My name is Rockstar Beats and I am the most feared in all the land you will respect me!" Rockstar proclaimed. Dust looked at him with no expression or fear, she just stood there rolling her eyes. "You want some too failed wonderbolt second best bitch!" Rockstar yelled turning his attention to Dust. She raised an eyebrow as a shadow punched her in the face, then pinning her down beating Dust down until a purple hue of magic pushed Beats off of Dust. "Now now this is no way to treat your new teammates Mister Beats now if you can't get along then you'll perish via shock therapy" Twilight said walking out of the shadows. Beats wanted to protest but noticed a blinking collar around his neck with everypony else. "Why do we have these around our necks?" Trixie asked protesting. "This is a way for me to make sure you all don't step out of line otherwise," Twilight made a cut throat sound effect that made Trixie, Beats, and Gilda gulp in fear. "Meh" Dust said not really caring. "I brought you all here because I believe you all can do some good. If this mission is successful your jail sentences will be shorten but it doesn't count as being free, I am doing this as a way to give you all a second chance" Twilight explained flashing a smirk. "You honestly think I can get along with these bozos?" Dust complained. "No one asked for your opinion!" Beats shouted getting into her face. They both growled at each other and Twilight activated a small shock to them, making them back away from each other. "Now if you children are quite done bickering at each other I may explain the mission. There is a disturbance going on pertaining to a certain mare named Dana Redfield who has killed a whole bunch of school children in cold blood then made one teacher clean up the mess" Twilight explained the mission. When Rockstar heard that he started to get pissed off being that he loves children and hated seeing any one of them get hurt. "Where is she? I'll rip her apart for what she did" Rockstar wanted to get his hooves on her. "Records show that she may be in Fillydelphia sources say" Twilight replied. "That's where we'll go" Trixie said ready to go. Another door opened with a wooden box with a chalk full of clothing and weapons. Lightning Dust put on her shadowbolt uniform, Rockstar grabbed some of his own shadow weapons. Gilda grabbed a baseball bat and a loaded pistol while Trixie put on her alicorn amulet under the collar. "Now that you all have your belongings please walk outside to meet one of our greatest lieutenants in all of Ponyville" Twilight said. "Lieutenant? The hell are you talking about?" Gilda asked confused. "He will meet with you shortly" Twilight said replying to Gilda's question. Beats snickered a bit from that comment. Lightning Dust rolled her eyes again. "Well then let's get going" Trixie said walking forward. "Yea the sooner the better" Beats said moving past Trixie and Dust. "Listen here you, your not going to do this shit cause I will end every inch of your life" Dust threatened. Rockstar pushed her into a wall back first. "Back off failure" Beats said. Dust then smirked through the pain with blood coming out of her mouth. The ponies walked out of the holding chamber Twilight held them in to see a stallion in military uniform, a flaming mane, a dark orange coat and red eyes. Rockstar cocked his head at this mysterious stallion standing in front of him emotionless. "Are you the lieutenant Sparkle was talking about?" Dust asked wiping the blood from Rockstar's immense push from earlier. "Yes I am Lieutenant Firestarter Dazzle I am the pony who will escort you to Fillydelphia so you can find Miss Redfield" Starter introduced. "So what does Dana have to do with us?" Trixie asked confused about their mission. "That is classified information" Starter replied. "Now Miss Sparkle has instructed me to fly you all to Fillydelphia" Starter explained. They all hopped aboard the helicopter without any further questions or protests. Rockstar sat across from Lightning Dust but next to Gilda as the helicopter took off into the air on it's way to their destination. A lone mare muffled screams could be heard across the way but hooves hitting the damp floor was all that was there was another mare with dark green hair with white face paint with a red smile across her mouth along with black eye shadows as she smirked at the defenseless crying mare begging for mercy. "Oh I'm not gonna let you go, all I'm gonna do is make the little piggy squeal until it stops" she said grabbing the two jumper cables and attaching them to the mare's hooves. She then walked over a lever and pulled it down to let 1000 volts of electric shock flow through her body as the psychotic mare laughed insanely as the poor mare shook so much that eventually she exploded into millions of pieces. Blood and organs splattered all over the walls, doors and mostly on the operating/torture room. "I guess I went a little too far...if it wasn't such a booming good time!" she said laughing hysterically. That's when she noticed a picture of Rockstar Beats with another mare with dirty red hair, purple eyes, purple coat, and wearing a witch's hat. This must be his wife Aiko...if she wasn't modeling out in Canada I would use that as collateral she thought placing the picture back down. Meanwhile on the helicopter Dust looked out at the setting sun preparing for nightfall. Once Beats stopped shining his weapons he turned his attention to what Lightning was looking at. "Why you looking out? I don't think that Celestia isn't going to help rejects like us" Beats said. "I know that, sometimes I like to admire how beautiful a sunset is ok?!?" Dust said defensively. Rockstar stayed silent for a moment before speaking up. "Don't yell at me number one and second I just tried to lighten you up" Beats said. Lightning Dust didn't say anything and just swallowed her pride and kept looking down at the ground.
Chapter 2 Till We Die"We're almost there just a few more clicks ahead, once we land your mission will begin" Firestarter explained over the radio. Rockstar was starting to get antsy, anticipating a huge fight and show what he was made of. Gilda looked down and saw 14 military checkpoints below them. "Man this Dana mare sounds like one dangerous mare" Trixie said. Rockstar let out a snort. "I highly doubt that Dana is this 'dangerous mare' everypony claims she is" Beats said, not believing in what rumors persist. "Shows what you know" Dust mumbled under her breath. The helicopter landed with a sudden jerk disorienting them but quickly gained their bearings back before walking off. "And so it begins" Dust said walking into the city itself along with the others. The city of Fillydelphia was nothing but a ghost town because of the sudden evacuation of civilians in order to let these band of unlikely heroes find Dana Redfield. "So our mission is to find a psychotic mare and get shorter jail time?" Gilda asked. Rockstar nodded. "And if we're good fillies and colts auntie Twilight may let us go free" Rockstar said sarcastically. Gilda rolled her eyes at that sarcastic responses and kept walking down the street. A SWAT with a red smile on the sides came to a screeching halt as armed thugs with clown masks and guns came out, pointing their weapons at them. Dust readied herself and jumped into the fray and beat up 3 of them while Gilda hit another one with her baseball bat over the head knocking him out cold. The last one charged at Rockstar but he killed him with a spike going through his chest. "What the hell are these dumb asses doing here?" Rockstar asked angrily. "I don't know but I can tell you one thing: Dana doesn't want to be caught" Dust assumed. "It would seem that Dana mobilized some of her minions to slow you down" Twilight said over a radio communicator. "Too scared to face us all in person? Little punk" Trixie said. "Or she's playing smart you half wit talent less hack" Dust said while at the same time insulting her partner. Trixie went to attack you but Dust buck kicked her down to the ground. "Don't you ever do that or I will rip out your fucking organs and shove them so far up your ass you'll be shitting out blood for weeks!" Dust threatened choking Trixie. The green peagsus removed her hold on her, letting Trixie sit there and weep a little. "Stop your crying or I'll give you something to cry about" Beats threatened pointing his shadow sword at Trixie's neck. Trixie sucked back tears and stood upright but was taken down again by Beats sucker punching her back to the dirt then laughed about it. A rush of alicorn amulet magic pushed back Rockstar when another band of clown thugs tried to kill Trixie, she unleashed a red fist that crushed them, leaving nothing but a large blood puddle that was left. She then turned her attention to her teammates which Gilda backed away leaving Beats and Dust alone with an angry Trixie. "YOU LIKE THIS HUH! DO YOU FIND THIS ENJOYABLE YOU OVERBEARING IDIOTIC STUPID TOUGH GUY PERSONA PSYCHOTIC ASSHOLE!" Trixie shouted. Dust stared at her blankly. Rockstar got a hard slap in the face courtesy of Trixie. After that slap, Rockstar let that slide because he didn't hit mares. "Now if you ladies are quite done playing with each other we have a mission" Dust said stepping in front of them. Trixie and Rockstar both nodded in agreement but kept their distance from each other. Dana walked into a weapons room walked past military grade weaponry as her clown guards did their normal tasks before she met with Princess Cadence who was being guided by her husband Shining Armor. "Miss Redfield I apologize for our delay...Shining had to use the facilities" Cadence said cocking a stare at the stallion. "Let's skip the formalities and move on with those weapons we spoke about" Dana said, eager to have that special weapon placed in her armory. "Of course" Cadence motioned one of the guards to present a small black briefcase before giving it up to Dana. She grinned madly. "It was a pleasure doing business with you" Cadence said. "One thing...let me give it a test run" Dana said pointing a gold revolver and pulled the trigger. The bullet went through Shining's left eye, leaving only blood splatters on the wall. He fell motionless as Dana laughed insanely. "Looks like it works after all" Dana joked, still laughing at what she did. Cadence laughed along with her even though she just witnessed her own husband have his brains blown out. Dana then walked away, having two guards take Shining Armor's dead body while Cadence went back home after a successful negotiation. "Alright boys listen up! We have those superhero rejects are coming after me. Do whatever it takes to stop them" Dana explained. The clown thugs shouted, agreeing with what their boss was talking about and catching every word she spoke. This made Dana's grin grow wider.
Chapter 3 Believe In MurderA loud gunshot caused one guard to be blown back and get impaled by Lightning as she trotted down a dark damp hallway of an abandoned building. The others followed as well until Gilda spotted a still working functional bar full of every alcoholic beverage known in Equestria. "This looks promising" Rockstar said trotting around then finding a bottle of Jack Daniels, gulping it down. Dust sat on a stool and brought out some whiskey and started drinking. The others watched as Dust and Rockstar gulping down their respective alcoholic drinks. "So I guess it's high time we map out our next move before we press on" Rockstar said popping another cork off another Jack Daniels beer. Everyone except Beats was kind of confused at that sudden request. Dust downed another bottle of whiskey. "Ok I'll start *ahem* I was brought in that fucked up place was on 54 counts of cannibalism and necrophilia in the 3rd degree by bashing Spitfire's head in then eating her organs along with her eyes" Dust explained. "Sounds like fun" Rockstar complimented flashing a sick demented smile. Dust felt some kind of psychotic love sickness infecting her and she didn't care as she flashed the same kind of smile. "Trixie and I committed a mass shooting of earth ponies where the police only found bloody dead bodies and then found us covered in blood and Trixie having sex with a dead corpse" Gilda explained. Dust gave an approving nod at her. "Was it good?" she asked her. Trixie gave a silent nod, making the grin on Beats' face grow wider. "Well now that we all shared riveting tales of how we fucked up our lives let's go find that joker Dana Redfield" Dust said getting up. "Good idea" Gilda chimed in grabbing her baseball bat. Rockstar gave a small kiss on Dust's cheek then pulled her in for a whisper. "Your story was pretty hot" he said rubbing his hoof down her flank. She let out a soft moan. Rockstar smirked then let Dust go to catch up with the others. Twilight watched their movements through a monitor with Firestarter. "You really think we can trust them? They look like after they take care of Dana Redfield, we might be next" Starter said a little skeptical about his boss' choice in unlikely ponies. "Don't worry I will keep them in check before that even happens" Twilight reassured him. Firestarter was hoping Twi knew what she was getting herself into. "What did Dana do that would require to build a team like them?" Starter asked looking at one security camera. "Dana believe it or not knows military secrets and Celestia has instructed me to form a team of what you see right now" Twilight explained. That would explain a lot actually Starter thought. "Once they end her; those secrets will be placed back to me where I will give them to Celestia so she can keep them safe" Twilight continued. "No matter how long it takes I want those plans secure." "Yes ma'am" Firestarter replied saluting her. Twilight smiled. Walking down some abandoned stores, the band of misfits kept their guards up at any sign of danger or Redfield. All of a sudden two armored trucks surrounded them; having their guns trained on them at all times which gave way to a 3rd armored truck to reveal Dana Redfield trotting out of the passengers side and stood a few feet away from Rockstar Beats along with everypony else in his little group. "Well it's true! The great Rockstar Beats is still alive and in MY city....and it seems you brought company" Dana said faking a surprise reaction by Rockstar's presence. Rockstar wasn't impressed one bit by Dana's bad acting. "Quit the small talk Redfield! We're here to end your life to retrieve those military plans, now give it to us or face the consequences!" Rockstar shouted fed up with Dana's constant dodging him. Dana chuckled. "Oh Beats your so funny. I can't just give those plans you'll have to kill me first and I hear that's the hard part" Dana said placing something behind her back. "What are you hiding behind your back?" Trixie asked narrowing her eyes at her. "Oh nothing" Dana then fired a single bullet at Trixie's heart. Dust's eyes widen as did the others including Rockstar as they watched Trixie fall down motionless from the split second gunshot. "Well that was fun ta ta" Dana said returning back to the armored truck with the others, leaving the misfits in the street with Trixie's now dead body. That quick, how was she able to fire that without anyone of us knowingRockstar tried to piece together what just happened. Rain began to pour down on Trixie as her alicorn amulet faded away and dropped on the ground. "She is going to pay for what she's done" Gilda said. Rockstar and Dust agreed with Gilda as they buried their fallen comrade with a plastic cross Dust made herself. Mark my words Redfield you will not let Trixie's death be in vain Rockstar thought putting a gentle hoof on Gilda's shoulder.
Chapter 4 Heart"She was my best friend...that bitch took her away no matter how much of a hack she was I loved her as my friend" Gilda said choking back on tears. Rockstar now regretted punching her in the face earlier. "Come on Gilda, let's not have Trixie's death be in vain" he said. She nodded and walked with her remaining teammates down the street where tire tracks laid present along with a golden bullet shell laid upon one street corner. Lightning Dust picked it up and investigated its contents. This shell is hot so that means it was recently shot at Trixie but how did Dana get her hooves on a golden revolver? Dust wondered. "You find anything?" Rockstar asked walking over to her. Dust showed him the bullet shell and Rockstar immediately recognized it. "A golden revolver huh? She must've struck a deal with somepony but who?" Rockstar asked placing a single hoof under his chin. "Maybe from a private corporation" Gilda guessed. Rockstar added that as a possibility and then all of a sudden Cadence fired an energy blast at them but Gilda moved Beats out of its path. "Thanks" Beats thanked. Gilda winked. "Your the group my idiot sister in law decided to have take out Redfield over stupid military plans is what I call pathetic" Cadence said. Dust charged at her, tackling Cadence to the ground and started bashing her skull into the hard granite until she stopped moving then began to eat her face and organs. Gilda's face changed green holding back puking while Rockstar watched in astonishment. Dust finished her meal then let out a burp before wiping blood from her mouth. Ok that was hot Beats blushed a bit. It was the fact Lightning Dust was covered in blood or that she loved the taste of blood and organs. Whatever it attracted Rockstar put a sweet taste in his mouth. "Hey Beats we got to get a move on" Gilda said snapping him out of a trance he was in. Rockstar shook his head and remembered that he is supposed to retrieve military grade secrets from Dana. The trio ran up the street and eventually got to a skyscraper that belonged to a clothing shop, only problem was that it was painted with a big red smile and one of the double doors; it read Keep Out in spray painted bright green. "So this must be her hideout huh? A clothing place of all places" Dust said. Guards circled the property with 4 snipers on each side of neighboring buildings. Beats hid the mare and griffon behind a wall to avoid gunfire. "Ok so let's think of a way of not getting ourselves killed" Beats said keeping one eye on those snipers. "Gilda and I will take out those snipers then once we give the signal you go to the town on those ground soldiers" Dust planned. "That sounds like a damned good idea" Beats agreed. Gilda nodded in agreement. Before Dust moved, she gave a lustful but passionate kiss of good luck to Beats then breaking the kiss and they looked at each other. "Hey Bonnie and Clyde we need to get moving" Gilda joked. Dust then flew up behind one sniper before snapping his neck on 3 of them and Gilda bashed the last sniper. Lightning fired a shot in the air as to signal Rockstar to attack and he did so. He chopped off their heads clean off with his shadow sword. "Targets neutralized" Rockstar said as his comrades flew down to join him. "Now that her ground forces are dead we should get up there" Dust said. Rockstar broke down the door to a normal looking clothing making conveyor belt place where all the clothing is made and shipped to other parts of Equestria. "Never thought I would be in a place like this" Rockstar said looking around. "We'd better find Dana and retrieve those plans" Gilda proclaimed. Both Rockstar and Dust nodded; they walked through conveyor belt after conveyor belt seeing nothing but disembodied heads of mares and stallions, blood splatters or dripping on parts of the machine designed for cloth. "This place is starting to rub me the wrong way" Gilda said keeping her guard up while looking around this mad house. Rockstar nodded. "Keep your head on a swivel because they're could be traps around every turn so be on your hooves" he explained. They both nodded and proceeded cautiously being careful of any potential threats coming their way. I don't get it I mean we're in a wide open space why doesn't she just sneak attack us Dust thought it was strange Dana hasn't attacked yet. As soon as she thought that a bunch of weapon ready clown thugs focused their fire on the misfits getting in the way of their master's plan. They all fired at once but Rockstar placed a wall of shadow to defend themselves. "We'd better find Dana and forget these clowns" Gilda suggested. Dust peaked out. "No can do Gilda because one of them has the key card to enter that warehouse door" Dust said pointing at an old run down warehouse with a key card attached on the side of it. "Let's do this" Rockstar said. He left the wall fall as they attacked them by ripping their heads off, cracking spines and impalement which led to bloody dead bodies. Dust bit down hard and ripped off the thug holding the white card clean off as blood showered around her. That's my girl Rockstar complimented feeling proud of himself. Gilda tried hard to not vomit but ended up doing it anyway which annoyed Rockstar. "You act like you've never seen blood before?" Rockstar got really upset. Gilda said nothing and grabbed the key card then swiped it in the warehouse doors and opened it. "We're inside" she said with a smile. "Now comes the hardest choice: Finding Dana Redfield and take those security plans" Gilda said looking around surveying the area. A sudden laughter broke the silence as Dana could be seen high above in a safe area full of buttons and levers at the ready. "Welcome mares and gentlecolts I Dana Redfield will be your host festivities and the name of the game is Survival Dana said smirking. Rockstar clutched his 45 glock tightly in his right hoof ready to end her life quickly. "Dana! You come down and face us!" he shouted. "Oh Beats I would like to but right now you have bigger problems" Dana continued to say as some wind turbines were turned on automatically. The sharp edges sliced through the air and almost did the same to Gilda if Dust didn't pull her away from the wind turbines. "Don't stand too close or else you'll be turned into a human smoothie" Rockstar said. Gilda had to think about how they were going to get Dana without dying.
Chapter 5 Living Dead GirlAvoiding the turbines Gilda's head did get pinched in her butt a bit that left an agonizing mark on her right butt cheek. She didn't let that slow her down as she kept going, trying to catch up to Beats and Dust who were way ahead of her. "Wait up!" Gilda said eventually catching up to those two. Another room had guards all over including a brute carrying a machete walking around while Dana was still high above everyone, looking down at her minions who were like ants from where she was standing. "Now listen, those freaks will be coming after me so make sure they do not get near" Dana explained. The clown thugs agreed. "Good, now if you need me just scream" Dana reminded them as she left. Gilda looked down at how many there were and was in awe at how many Dana was able to obtain. "To be brutally honest I don't think us 3 can take them on" Gilda said. "Not if they don't see it coming" Dust retorted climbing up the light fixtures and cutting them. The lights cut out and that sparked the opportunity for bones to be shattered and blood to be splattered and when the lights cut back on all the clown thugs including a brute who has his spine shoved up his plot and his head bashed with a metal baseball bat. Dana then came back to her original post and looked down at the bloodied dead bodies. "Well it seems that you all made it-" Beats cut her off by punching her in the face. "You bitch! You killed Trixie for no reason just to get a sick pleasure out of!" Beats yelled slamming Dana through a table. Instead of feeling pain Dana started laughing through the intense force of Beats' slam. "What the hell is so funny?" Beats asked still pissed off. "It's just so funny that couldn't care less about Trixie but when I killed her, all of a sudden you grew attached to her" Dana said getting slowly laughing hysterically. All that did was piss him off even more as he pointed a piece of glass at her but Dana fired a single bullet into Beats' arm. He screamed in agony like someone put cold water on his arm then acid to add insult to injury. "Ow what the fuck?" Beats said examining the gun Dana had in her right hoof. "What kind of weapon is that?" Beats asked. "This gun has light infused bullets that I think your type of creature doesn't like too much" Dana replied chuckling. She fired another one but Dust caught it in her teeth and crushed it. Lightning Beats thought being surprised by Dust's sudden arrival. "Sorry Missy but your not going to hurt Rockstar so I suggest you fuck off" Dust said. "How interesting Beats, you seem to have a bond with a Wonderbolt reject and second best Rainbow Dash" Dana joked. Lightning's left eye started to twitch. "Say that again?" "Wonderbolt reject and second best Rainbow-" Dust fired 10 gunshots into Dana's body. "NO ONE CALLS ME SECOND BEST!" Dust proclaimed. Beats got up and took a black flash drive that contained the military plans. Soon enough, Twilight trotted over to the trio with a half smile on her face. "Good work you three I will be sure to give this to the proper authorities who will keep a more watchful eye" Twilight said. Beats nodded. "So what now?" Dust asked. "For now prepare for your next mission" Twilight said. "Next mission? You said after we did this you would lessen our jail sentences?" Rockstar recalled. "I lied" Twilight said walking away. All three of them looked at each other as Firestarter guided them out of Fillydelphia and back into Ponyville Correctional Facility where Twilight met them. "YOU LIAR! YOU SENT US TO RISK OUR LIVES JUST TO BE LIED TO CELESTIA'S LAPDOG!" Rockstar yelled. Twilight ignored his pleas as guards shoved him aggressively into a wide open jail cell with Gilda and Lightning Dust. "Why would she lie to us?" Gilda asked. "Because she's a lying bitch who couldn't get a stallion if it punched her in the face" Dust said. Meanwhile, Twilight looked over her notes from Dana's ultimate demise until Starter stepped through the door excusing himself for interrupting the alicorn princess from her work. "I am deeply sorry Twilight but I was just wondering what the next mission is" Starter said wondering. "For now Starter I need you to help me find 2 new criminals named Starlight Glimmer and Discord" Twilight shuttered at the fact she said that. "Yes ma'am" Starter said saluting her before leaving again. This Suicide Squad are going to do some real good Twilight thought.
Chapter 1 WarningLightning Dust woke up holding her head like someone knocked her out. She surveyed the current surroundings to see 3 others: Gilda, Trixie, and another stallion Dust couldn't recognize. I've seen him somewhere before Dust tried to see who he was. Trixie and Gilda woke up next with headaches as they groaned in pain. Then the mysterious stallion wakes up slowly among seeing these three mares. "Great I'm with D Class villains it must be my birthday" he said with a snort. "And a hello to you asshole" Gilda retorted sharply. The stallion gave the griffon a dirty look but she didn't really car either way. "My name is Rockstar Beats and I am the most feared in all the land you will respect me!" Rockstar proclaimed. Dust looked at him with no expression or fear, she just stood there rolling her eyes. "You want some too failed wonderbolt second best bitch!" Rockstar yelled turning his attention to Dust. She raised an eyebrow as a shadow punched her in the face, then pinning her down beating Dust down until a purple hue of magic pushed Beats off of Dust. "Now now this is no way to treat your new teammates Mister Beats now if you can't get along then you'll perish via shock therapy" Twilight said walking out of the shadows. Beats wanted to protest but noticed a blinking collar around his neck with everypony else. "Why do we have these around our necks?" Trixie asked protesting. "This is a way for me to make sure you all don't step out of line otherwise," Twilight made a cut throat sound effect that made Trixie, Beats, and Gilda gulp in fear. "Meh" Dust said not really caring. "I brought you all here because I believe you all can do some good. If this mission is successful your jail sentences will be shorten but it doesn't count as being free, I am doing this as a way to give you all a second chance" Twilight explained flashing a smirk. "You honestly think I can get along with these bozos?" Dust complained. "No one asked for your opinion!" Beats shouted getting into her face. They both growled at each other and Twilight activated a small shock to them, making them back away from each other. "Now if you children are quite done bickering at each other I may explain the mission. There is a disturbance going on pertaining to a certain mare named Dana Redfield who has killed a whole bunch of school children in cold blood then made one teacher clean up the mess" Twilight explained the mission. When Rockstar heard that he started to get pissed off being that he loves children and hated seeing any one of them get hurt. "Where is she? I'll rip her apart for what she did" Rockstar wanted to get his hooves on her. "Records show that she may be in Fillydelphia sources say" Twilight replied. "That's where we'll go" Trixie said ready to go. Another door opened with a wooden box with a chalk full of clothing and weapons. Lightning Dust put on her shadowbolt uniform, Rockstar grabbed some of his own shadow weapons. Gilda grabbed a baseball bat and a loaded pistol while Trixie put on her alicorn amulet under the collar. "Now that you all have your belongings please walk outside to meet one of our greatest lieutenants in all of Ponyville" Twilight said. "Lieutenant? The hell are you talking about?" Gilda asked confused. "He will meet with you shortly" Twilight said replying to Gilda's question. Beats snickered a bit from that comment. Lightning Dust rolled her eyes again. "Well then let's get going" Trixie said walking forward. "Yea the sooner the better" Beats said moving past Trixie and Dust. "Listen here you, your not going to do this shit cause I will end every inch of your life" Dust threatened. Rockstar pushed her into a wall back first. "Back off failure" Beats said. Dust then smirked through the pain with blood coming out of her mouth. The ponies walked out of the holding chamber Twilight held them in to see a stallion in military uniform, a flaming mane, a dark orange coat and red eyes. Rockstar cocked his head at this mysterious stallion standing in front of him emotionless. "Are you the lieutenant Sparkle was talking about?" Dust asked wiping the blood from Rockstar's immense push from earlier. "Yes I am Lieutenant Firestarter Dazzle I am the pony who will escort you to Fillydelphia so you can find Miss Redfield" Starter introduced. "So what does Dana have to do with us?" Trixie asked confused about their mission. "That is classified information" Starter replied. "Now Miss Sparkle has instructed me to fly you all to Fillydelphia" Starter explained. They all hopped aboard the helicopter without any further questions or protests. Rockstar sat across from Lightning Dust but next to Gilda as the helicopter took off into the air on it's way to their destination. A lone mare muffled screams could be heard across the way but hooves hitting the damp floor was all that was there was another mare with dark green hair with white face paint with a red smile across her mouth along with black eye shadows as she smirked at the defenseless crying mare begging for mercy. "Oh I'm not gonna let you go, all I'm gonna do is make the little piggy squeal until it stops" she said grabbing the two jumper cables and attaching them to the mare's hooves. She then walked over a lever and pulled it down to let 1000 volts of electric shock flow through her body as the psychotic mare laughed insanely as the poor mare shook so much that eventually she exploded into millions of pieces. Blood and organs splattered all over the walls, doors and mostly on the operating/torture room. "I guess I went a little too far...if it wasn't such a booming good time!" she said laughing hysterically. That's when she noticed a picture of Rockstar Beats with another mare with dirty red hair, purple eyes, purple coat, and wearing a witch's hat. This must be his wife Aiko...if she wasn't modeling out in Canada I would use that as collateral she thought placing the picture back down. Meanwhile on the helicopter Dust looked out at the setting sun preparing for nightfall. Once Beats stopped shining his weapons he turned his attention to what Lightning was looking at. "Why you looking out? I don't think that Celestia isn't going to help rejects like us" Beats said. "I know that, sometimes I like to admire how beautiful a sunset is ok?!?" Dust said defensively. Rockstar stayed silent for a moment before speaking up. "Don't yell at me number one and second I just tried to lighten you up" Beats said. Lightning Dust didn't say anything and just swallowed her pride and kept looking down at the ground.
