How to take down two royal guards
I ran into Princess Sun Butts castle and towards my best buds Timidthy's room. I slammed the door open and I met the yellow and slightly annoyed eye's of Timidthy. He had read some sort of book while laying on his bed and cause of my slamming his magical grip on the book had faded. Timidthy then fluttered his wing's and landed on the floor. Poppy jumped off the bed and started her usual barking and yipping. I was about to apologise for spooking him, since Timidthy doesn't like being scared. But he spoke first,
"Listen I need you to go into the castle armory and polish all the metal swords, knives, and guns." Timidthy said, I knew their was something more to that so I asked,
"Why?" I saw Timidthy's face redden and he whispered,
"I don't like being close to weapons especially knives and I'm going on a date with Sweet Dreams." I would've rubbed his date and weapons fear in his face. But based on how red his face was he probably had to muster up a lot of dignity to tell me. So I instead agreed to do it and I swear I think he smiled bigger then Pinkie Pie! Timidthy thanked me and ran out the castle as Poppy that crazy pomeranian followed. I ran through the castle at went through theses huge doors at I got to the castle armory. And I tossed out every metal weapon they had and there was a lot! I grabbed five knives and started shinning them. I had finished shinning them when two royal guard's showed up. Both of them we're wearing their usual armor and one of them had a black coat with blood-red eye's. And the other one had a gray coat with neon yellow eyes.
"You need any help?" said the gray coated stallion, his voice was raspy as if he had a sore throat. I shrugged and nodded,
"So what's your names?" I said as I picked up another knife. The black stallion replied,
"My name is Watch Dog." The gray stallion then replied,
"Shimmer Sword." The two royal guard's then picked up a couple of swords and we all worked hard to finish polishing the weapons.
I had just finished polishing a lime green sword when I felt a surge if power. Then I got an idea,
"Hey," I said as my magic surrounded the sword,
"do you guys wanna fight?" I said cockly. The guard's looked at me like I was nuts but they agreed. I guess they thought I couldn't do much harm, oh how wrong those two we're. I grinned psychically and sliced the sword across the guards armor. At first they we're confused but then a second later their armor fell apart completely. I laughed as the stallions blushed and realized they we're in trouble. The two stallions grabbed weapons of their own and held them in defense. I only smiled even more and swung my sword professionally. And the stallions we're having trouble keeping up. Shimmer Sword then pulled my mane over my eye's and I then pulled my mane back up,
but I was greeted to an empty room. 'Where'd they go!?' I thought before I heard the stallions voices and got an even better idea.
"What do we do!?" said Shimmer Sword as I cleverly used my magic to grab five more swords. And levitated myself onto the ceiling.
"I have to admit he's pretty good for a colt, but we can't give up!" said Watch Dog as he and Shimmer stepped out of their hiding spots. They had put on new armor and we're ready to fight me, too bad those suckers werent ready for what I had planed. I then landed on the ground behind them. And let out my fiercest battle cry and charged towards the stallions swords-a-blazing. The two of them screamed and fell over in fight, they tried to scrim away as I came closer with the weapons. I strangely felt happy as I looked into their terrified eye's. Finally they bumped into the wall and I held the swords against their necks barely pressing on them. I looked the stallions squarely in the eye's as my psychotic grin grew widder. 'Ha! Look how terrified they are! This was too easy.' I thought as I waited for the stallions to beg and lucky for me I didn't have to wait long. In fact Shimmer Sword burst into tears while Watch Dog's face blushed red and did the begging.
"We give up! Don't kill us! You're a master at sword fighting! Your awesome amazing and please don't hurt us!" I looked closely at the stallions and I back off. I may enjoy thier scared faces but I have to stop before I give them a heart attack. The stallions looked relieved as I dropped the swords and finally I spoke,
"Okay first that was AWESOME! Second sorry for scaring you guys like that it's just I enjoy holding and fighting with weapons. Going out on a battle field watching blood, guts, and bone tissue be sprayed over the ground from my enemies. And watching them beg and grovel at my presence is something that I enjoy." I said as the stallions looked at me with a mixture of concern, shock, and if I was looking correctly pride? Suddenly a huge flash came from my flank and the guard's and I looked at my flank. My cutiemark had appeared! I had an awesome sword cutiemark, just like the one I was holding! The stallions congratulated me as I felt pride swell up in my chest. I then looked closer at thier armor and a small smirk developed onto my face.
"I think your guy's dams may have burst during the fight." I said as I pointed at the armor near thier privates. And the two stallions blushed redder the French Press's coat and quickly ran off to change. I then busted out into laugher and fell onto the ground hugging my side's.
