I'm Not A God!

by jwizard
Buying a house shouldn't come with being the baggage of a pony god!

If I had known that buying that mansion- and island -off the coast of Crete was going to come with portals to Equestria's past and present, I would have bought a cabin in Brazil.

Should have done my homework first.

This story was originally posted as an Idea by deeed22, so some of the ideas are his.

Others belong to my muse.

All characters other than OC's belong to Hasbro.

Teen
Incomplete
Slice of Life
Alternate Universe
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Sex
Random
 
PMPOC

16298 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

10 Chapters:

  1. Not What I Expected 2017-02-12 21:42:45 UTC
    2164
  2. Not The Doctor, So Why All The Time Stuff?! 2017-02-13 02:04:44 UTC
    1650
  3. Bug Spray, Bad Amulets, And Dumb Dictators Who Don't Know When To Quit 2017-02-14 04:09:28 UTC
    1404
  4. Pony Friends And Pony Lovers 2017-02-16 18:55:33 UTC
    1158
  5. What Can I Say? They Were Cute As Foals 2017-02-23 00:27:10 UTC
    1836
  6. At Least It Wasn't Aid For Tax Issues! 2017-03-23 22:36:34 UTC
    1343
  7. Perplexed Purple Pony Princess Has A Perplexing Puzzle 2017-05-13 10:57:19 UTC
    1648
  8. Those Damn Overgrown Pigeons!! 2017-05-25 18:32:48 UTC
    1978
  9. Sunset's Tallyroot Dilemma 2018-08-21 18:41:55 UTC
    1158
  10. Ferrets In the Council, Stoats In the Senate, and A Weasel in the Family 2019-03-13 04:07:39 UTC
    1959