
I'm Not A God!
Buying a house shouldn't come with being the baggage of a pony god!
If I had known that buying that mansion- and island -off the coast of Crete was going to come with portals to Equestria's past and present, I would have bought a cabin in Brazil.
Should have done my homework first.
This story was originally posted as an Idea by deeed22, so some of the ideas are his.
Others belong to my muse.
All characters other than OC's belong to Hasbro.





16298 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
10 Chapters:
- Not What I Expected 2017-02-12 21:42:45 UTC2164
- Not The Doctor, So Why All The Time Stuff?! 2017-02-13 02:04:44 UTC1650
- Bug Spray, Bad Amulets, And Dumb Dictators Who Don't Know When To Quit 2017-02-14 04:09:28 UTC1404
- Pony Friends And Pony Lovers 2017-02-16 18:55:33 UTC1158
- What Can I Say? They Were Cute As Foals 2017-02-23 00:27:10 UTC1836
- At Least It Wasn't Aid For Tax Issues! 2017-03-23 22:36:34 UTC1343
- Perplexed Purple Pony Princess Has A Perplexing Puzzle 2017-05-13 10:57:19 UTC1648
- Those Damn Overgrown Pigeons!! 2017-05-25 18:32:48 UTC1978
- Sunset's Tallyroot Dilemma 2018-08-21 18:41:55 UTC1158
- Ferrets In the Council, Stoats In the Senate, and A Weasel in the Family 2019-03-13 04:07:39 UTC1959