A Big Problem

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Comedy, Big Macintosh, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Romance, Original Character
Length: 2454

Big Macintosh is a very large pony. Not only is he large in size, but he's got possibly one of the largest, if not the largest penis of the whole world. He has feelings for a human female, but unfortunately his big penis causes a lot of trouble.

Big Macintosh is a very large pony. Not only is he large in size, but he's got possibly one of the largest, if not the largest penis of the whole world. He has feelings for a human female, but unfortunately his big penis causes a lot of trouble.

Published 2017-02-13 20:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-02-14 09:25:15 UTC

Bonus Chapter

Bonus Chapter

Amy was sat upon Big Mac’s lap on the bench. His towering, ridiculously large monster cock rested between the thick cheeks of her ass, hot-dogging them.

The two stared at one another for a long moment, before they came together to exchange a passionate kiss, rolling their tongues gently against each other, and swirling around one another. Big Mac knew full well his larger tongue could completely dominate her far smaller one. But he simply matched her movements, gently rubbing against her.

His powerful hooves moved to gently take hold of her large, beautiful bubble butt. Though in the past he mounted far larger mare butts, he still considered hers big. Not only that, but he simply loved the feel of the smooth skin upon her ass.

Like soft dough, he squeezed her cheeks together, sinking his hooves deep into the thick layers of squishy soft fat. He soon proceeded to roam his hooves all over the wide expanse of her cheeks, rubbing his hooves gently across her butt’s smooth surface, leaving a gentle squeeze here and there.

For a long time, the two continued to kiss, lost together in the moment. Big Mac kept fondling her ass as he kissed her.

Eventually, the two parted lips, a thin strand of saliva connecting their departing mouths.

Amy stood up to get better access to his ludicrously long cock, before she leaned down to gently lick the thick tip of his monstrously large cock. Big Mac released a low grunt, his powerful legs jerking slightly.

She moaned at the taste of him, his thick tip was warm against her tongue, tasting faintly of sweet apples.

Amy giggled, before proceeding to make the long journey downward. She moved her head around his thick shaft as she went, making sure to gently lick every inch of his towering member, lubricating his cock with her saliva, moaning all the while as she did so.

When she was about a quarter on the way down, she pressed her lips against his thick shaft, leaving a tender kiss upon it. When she did that Big Mac uttered a loud neigh, to which she giggled in response to.

She continued her journey downward, licking every inch of him, stopping only to leave a odd kiss here and there along his thick shaft.

Big Mac made particularly loud neighs when she reached his medial ring.

Smiling, the woman proceeded to wrap… try to wrap her soft right hand around his member, but it was just too thick. She made due by simply gently rubbing her hand against his shaft, giggling in joy at the sight of his quivering legs and the loud neighs and grunts he uttered.

Quite a bit of time had passed, before she returned to licking and kissing her way down his cock.

Eventually, she made it to the very base of his ridiculously long cock taller and thicker than his own leg, coming face to face with his massive, literally basketball sized balls.

Hungrily she leaned forward to begin licking along each and every inch of his huge left testicle. Her right hand absentmindedly, yet gently rubbed his neglected right testicle. A series of low neighs and grunts left the stallion, lost in a world of pure bliss from under the woman's tender affection.

Once she was done licking every inch of his massive left testicle, she proceeded with utmost care to lift the heavy left orb.

Big Mac shuddered from the soft hand touching him there. She giggled before proceeding to lick the underside of his testicle, making sure to leave nothing untouched by her soft tongue.

When she was done, she moved onto his huge, right testicle. Just like the previous one she gave it the same tender affection. Her soft tongue licked each and every inch of him.

When she was done licking the top of his testicle, she, like the other before gently lifted his heavy, right testicle in order to access his underside.

Slowly she ran her tongue over it, making sure to leave nothing untouched. When she believed she had licked the whole area, she lifted her head to look at her handiwork.

Each and every inch of his unbelievably large cock was slick with her saliva. The dreamy look in his eyes staring down at her made her tummy metaphorically flutter with butterflies.

Big Mac's eyes widen when Amy unhooked her bra, allowing her massive breasts to be free. She giggled at the sight of his drooling mouth, as he eyeballed her tits.

The stallion released a loud grunt, when she dropped to her knees before him, sandwiching his thick shaft between her massive breasts, resting her heavy tits against his massive testicles.

Amy squeezed her huge breasts together, smothering his cock with their amazing, squishy softness. He moaned aloud, his legs jerking from the wonderful feeling.

Smiling, Amy proceeded to bounce her massive breasts up and down his cock. She could not bounce her tits all the way up and down his shaft, he was simply far too long. In fact, she would have to stand up and squat up and down to actually do that.

She made due with what she could reach, by squeezing, rubbing and bouncing her large breasts from around his member.

Amy made a particularly hard squeeze upon his member with her massive tits, topped off by leaning forward to kiss his medial ring. Big Mac roared a loud neigh in response, his legs jerking wildly.

“Come on, Big Mac. Give it to me.” she begged.

With that, she proceeded to continually kiss and lick with her mouth, along with squeezing and bouncing her huge breasts along his massive cock.

Amy loved that Big Mac not only had a ridiculously large cock, but he also seemed to have endurance of stone, but now she wanted him to release already. Fortunately, her wish was soon to be granted.

Big Mac’s behemoth cock swelled even larger in size by several inches, before unleashing like a volcano.

Massive spurt after spurt of thick creamy cum blasted upward high into the sky, showering the nearby apple trees, Amy, himself and everything around him in thick strands of cum.

A full minute went by before his cock finally stopped, but by that time everything was covered in his seed, making the place look like it had snowed recently.

Big Mac’s member began to soften, slowly receding back into its sheath.

“Ah love ya, Amy.” he said in a low, blissful tone.

“I love you too, Big Mac.” she said softly, leaning forward to kiss his cheek.

Big Macintosh's Big Problem

Big Macintosh's Big Problem

On a hot summer's day, in the middle of an apple orchard there was a hulking, beefy red stallion marching forward with a purpose, his head held up high. The six foot tall stallion’s body was large and intimidating, his muscles were strong from years of hard work at the farm.

On this day, he was going to confess his love to a very special mare. He was tired of keeping his love a secret, today he was finally going to confess his feelings for her and not have that awkward thing happen again. He will stay in control and not lose himself to her beauty.

Unfortunately, once he was graced with her beautiful sight his nerves got the better of him and his mind went blank, butterflies metaphorically fluttered through his stomach.

There before him sitting on a wooden bench was her. Her tall, light pink skinned body was well toned, yet curvy and plump in all the right places. Her long, golden blond hair hung down to her shoulders.

Her little blue eyes stared at him with a most concerned expression.

Her butt was a lovely big bubble butt, not as big as a mare’s butt, but still great eye candy. But there was something that was even more of an eye candy.

At first he thought they were weird, but those two large, watermelon sized spheres of soft flesh upon her chest seemed to make his mind go crazy every time he looked upon them.

She wore very thin white shorts, pink sandals, and a pink bra far too small for her massive breasts. Her breasts were nowhere near as big when she first came here, but prolonged exposure to horse magic must have made her breasts and ass augment in size. Also, her seemingly impossibly large breasts stood perfectly straight, defying the very laws of physics.

This fair being was a human, who he has grown to care about a great deal, and lucky for him she considered him a great friend.

“Are you Okay Big Mac?” came her sweet, soft voice, laced with concern.

“Uh… yarp. Ah’m okay Amy.” he answered in a low voice, sweating profusely.

“Are you sure? Because you got an erection again.”

He uttered a fearful neigh, before he looked down to see his massive black stallionhood standing tall and proud between his legs. His thick veins pulsed with power along his long and thick shaft, at the base dangled a pair of huge, basketball sized balls.

“Sweet Celestia!” he exclaimed. “Ah’m so sorry, Amy. Ah’ll just go now,” he said in a low voice, turning around to walk away.

“Wait! Don’t go,” she called out to him. Big Mac turned around to look at her, a expression of shame upon his face.

“We need to talk,” she said sternly.

With that, the large stallion came forth to sit himself down next to her, just like a human with his back two hooves resting against the ground. He still appeared to be slightly taller than her even while sitting down, but his body was far larger, since he was basically a sapient horse with nearly basketball sized eyes.

Also, his enormous, fully erect cock protruded outward between his legs, slightly thicker and longer than his own leg. Nonetheless, he summoned up the courage to turn his head to stare deeply into her small eyes.

“Ah got a confession to make. I love--”

“I know,” she said, cutting him off..

“Ya do?” he said, his eyes widening in surprise.

Tenderly, she placed her hand upon his cheek. “Mac, you’ve been getting a massive erection and running away from me every time you seen me these last few weeks, it’s pretty obvious.”

The stallion sighed, lowering his head in shame. “Ah’m so sorry, Amy. Ya just so beautiful that I can’t help it. Ya must think ah’m a real freak. Ah wouldn't be surprised we ain't friends anymore.”

Suddenly, a big pair of tits came into his face, turning his world into darkness. Soft, big mounds of squishy soft flesh depressed against his face as he became lost in a world of big breasts.

“Of course we're friends Big Mac! I know you can’t help getting an erection in front of me, but that doesn’t change anything,” she said softly.

The woman continued to hold her arms around his neck, smothering him with her large breasts in his face, despite the fact his massive cock was resting against her plump ass, the thick shaft hot-dogging her between her soft buns.

She giggled at the sight of him moaning aloud into her tits and drooling all over them.

“You’re my friend Big Mac. I don’t want you running away from me every time you get an erection in front of me. You’re my friend and I need hugs.”

Big Mac raised both of his powerful front legs to gently wrap them around her back. She sighed in bliss, resting her head in his mane and closing her eyes.

“Ah’m sorry, Amy. I’ll hug you from now on regardless,” came his muffled voice between her massive boobs.

“I trust you Big Mac, I know that possibly magical, super dick of yours has a mind of its own.”

“Ah know, this thing is a curse as well as a blessing.”

For the next few minutes Big Mac merely held her in his hooves as she rested her head in his mane. His massive cock was still hot-dogging between the thick, soft cheeks of her butt, but he didn’t do anything sexual to her. He merely sat there with content, calmly listening to her heartbeat, and her slow and gentle breathing against him.

Eventually, he decided to break the silence.

“Amy, Ah’ll understand if ya don’t want to be more than just friends. Ah will be happy enough to just hug ya like a friend. Even if Ah can’t stop myself getting an erection. Just know that Ah love ya more than apple pie,” he said softly, looking up at her from between her breasts.

“Oh Big Mac, I love you.”

From hearing those words his behemoth, already fully erect cock throbbed powerfully, growing in height by several inches and becoming slightly thicker. His hooves lowered down to gently take hold of her plump ass, which he proceeded to squeeze the soft flesh like dough, sinking his hooves deep into the soft fat of her ass.

“Butttt,” she said somberly.

“But… but what?” he said, holding his hooves firmly in place upon her cheeks.

“I do love you Big Mac, you’re a handsome, gentle giant. You’ve been my friend ever since I got teleported into this crazy world, but you’ve got a big problem.”

“What’s the big problem?”

“Big Mac, you’ve got a super-massive dick. Not only that, but I’m pretty sure you got the biggest cock I ever seen in all of Equestria.”

“So, is that bad?”

“Well it’s nice too look at, but its just too big. Don’t get me wrong all stallion dicks are way too big for me, but you’re especially too big. Your big cock will destroy my body if it went inside me.”

“But ah would never hurt ya, Amy. I would be slow and gentle when I make love to ya. I would not buck ya like other mares.” he said softly.

“I know big guy, but you’re just too big. That big dick of yours will probably kill me even if you used it gently. I would not even be able to fit it into my mouth.”

Big Mac sighed sadly, his ears folding back.

“Awww, don’t be sad my big friend,” she said softly, reaching a hand to wrap… try to wrap her hand around his thick shaft, which was thicker than his own leg.

He shuddered at the soft feel of her hand touching his member.

“I will lick and massage your cock until it cums every day. Need to get rid of that erection. I want a normal conversation with you my friend, without your massive cock in my face.”

The End