Blaze

A month had passed since Blaze had been brought into the world and it had also been a month since Princess Celestia hadn't been getting any sleep. Blaze and Princess Celestia, along with a royal guard were in the Princess's bedroom, with Blaze laying on the floor, Celestia sitting on the bed with her head in her hooves and the guard standing by Celestia's side. "He just won't give it a rest." The Princess sighed "He just slides along the floor all day because he's too fluffy to do anything else. And when he isn't doing that, he's crying. I don't know what to do." The guard looked at Blaze and then looked at the princess. "If you want. I could take care of him...." Celestia looked up with a smile "Really? You'd do that?" And before the royal guard could even respond, Princess Celestia dashed out of the room. The guard looked at Blaze and said to himself "Well, you can't be that bad....can you?"

Blaze looked up at the him and smiled. Making the guard forget about the burden that Blaze would bring. After two hours of being away, Princess Celestia returned to the bedroom only to find that the entire room had been trashed, paintings had come down off walls and smashed on the floor, the wardrobe had been knocked over and it's contents scattered across the room, the same with the dresser and the mirror that sat on top of it, shattered. And in the middle of the room was Blaze, sitting happily as he did the last time the Princess saw him. "And where's the guard?" She asked herself while looking around the room. "Down here." The guard's quiet voiced called out from under the bed. He got out from under the bed and dusted himself off and yelled "A SINGLE SPERM CELL WENT ON TO FORM THAT MONSTER!?"