OFF the rails

by Ed Zero X

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Equestria Girls, Crossover, Sex, Sunset Shimmer, Main 7 (EqG), Gore, Dark, Alternate Universe, Romance, Original Character, Other
Length: 392

We all know the drill with displacing, I just didn't expect it to happen to me, as The Batter no less.

"Where am I?"

"...Wait a minute, isn't this the FIMfiction.com Website? Am I a displaced? Ah Crap..."

"Well if we're gonna be spending some time together might as well get straight to the point."

"Name's Sans, not the skeleton. Kinda ironic that Sans means without in French, the language that the game OFF came from."

"Anyhow that name to me is dead, for I now bare the face of a powerful beast named 'The Batter'."

"Anyhow I bet you know I'm going to THAT world..."

"Actually it's the other side Sans."

"Wait are you talking about that High School Musical Human Dimension?"

"Yes"

"Ah Crap..."

Anyway I believe your time here is spent 'Batter'...

"So I'm not gonna remember this will I?"

Nope.

"Well if that's the case, can you at least tell me who'll end up with romantically?"

...Fine...

(Whispers)

"...I freaking knew it!"

Takes place after the 1st movie and before Rainbow Rocks.

OFF is owned by Mortis Ghost

HOME is owned by Felix The Judge (RIP: Felix)

CONTINUE STOP RISE is owned by M-256/Isasapiens.

Spoilers for all 3 games and more fangames ahead.

Rated T for light to medium swears , light gore, some sexual innuendo, and sexual references.

Published 2017-04-23 21:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-10-06 01:23:20 UTC

Introductions

Well this is gonna be weird, falling through a weird tunnel for Lord... no, Celestia knows how long. If I'm gonna be in MLP EG, might as well use the proper grammar and terms.

So I bet your wondering how I ended up like this, well it was a few hours ago.

...Yeah not as dramatic as "many years ago" or "a long time ago" isn't it?

So anyhow...

It was the day of a convention with my parents and my younger brother, me being 16 and him being 12.

We were going inside as he came in dressed as a white cat as he wore a cat mask with an insane grin on it. I however wore a Black and White baseball gear with white hair dye, eye black under my eyes, as I held a grey bat. We were The Judge and The Batter respectively.

We saw many people but I found on a shelf of a store, 3 large white rings stood on display, the Add-Ons, I immediately checked the price.

"$5.00 an Add-On? That's a really good but cheap fair price." I looked at the merchant and asked for the rings, he gave them to me after I gave him my 3 $5 dollar bills. I failed to notice them glowing a bright light as I carried them out of the store as I saw my legs fade away, I didn't scream I only said "...huh, well this isn't going be as boring as I thought, this might get interesting." as I faded away completely as I found myself falling and here we are now.

If I knew this was gonna happen I would have just left with my $15 bucks. Oh well, beggars can't be choosers.

I was nearing the bottom as I noticed that I saw a school was my "destination" so to speak.

"Ah crap." I said out loud.

When I hit it nothing but darkness, although I could have just fainted as well, hard to tell. Anyhow from here on out, I don't even know what's going down. But oh well, let's just hope things don't go OFF the rails. Heh, that pun was so bad it was good.

A light shined as I felt myself get up.

"Hm... as a red wearing fat Italian had said many times before, 'Let's-a go'."

School Part 1

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The Battle and Meeting the girls

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A Home and a Duel with a Killer Robot in my dreams

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In Trouble and School Part 2

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Bats & Blades/Meeting a Forced Hero

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(Side Chapter) The Mane Six watch DEATH BATTLE: The Batter V.S. Super Perfect Cell

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Finding the Howling Stone, Oddities over the week, & Transformations

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A battle against a king of phantoms (+Update)

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