The One Where Twilight Gets No Love

by Myyyystery

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Random, Slice of Life, Human, Drama, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other
Length: 0

Hearts and Hooves Day is rough on single ponies, none moreso than Twilight who manufactures ends of the world out of thin air.

Twilight Sparkle has a love problem and by Celestia, she's going to solve it! Even if it wasn't actually a problem until she made it one.

A short one-shot I wrote to get my workflow going again. Let it be known that I like the Sperglord Purple Pone, but this came to me and she was the only one I could get it to work with other than Rarity. And between Twilight and Rarity, Twilight's gonna lose. Not in a magical duel though. That'd be silly.

Spoilers: Twilight creating a problem out of thin air, a man who's tired of the rigamorole of daily pony nonsense, minor Twilight bashing, popcorn

Editted/pre-read by Zephyr & Art de Triomphe.

Published 2017-02-14 17:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-02-14 17:50:01 UTC

Chapter 1

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