Hater's Gonna Hate? NOPE!
"I've done it!" screamed Twilight loud enough for all of Ponyville to hear."I've finally made a portal to the human universe known as "Earth"!" Spike came downstairs with a groggy look on his face. He was sleeping like always until Twilight started shouting about her discovery.
"What is it now Twillight? Did you suddenly learn something about friendship while shelving your books?"
"No Spike, I created a portal to Earth."
"Great, what are you going to do with it then."
Twilight became puzzled, she actually had no idea what she was going to do with her new discovery. Twilight began to think of uses for inter-dimensional travel when somepony knocked on her door. Twilight rushed over to her door, she was eager to show her discovery to whoever it was. When she opened the door Twilight was greeted by her friend Fluttershy.
"Hello Twilight. I was, um wondering if you would, maybe lend me one of your Daring Do books. Rainbow Dash showed me how wonderful it was and i was thinking that maybe you'd let me borrow some if you'd like."
"Of course Fluttershy, anything for a friend."
Twilight invited Fluttershy inside while she looked for her books. Fluttershy was standing in the center of the room when she noticed Twilight's Earth portal.
"Um, if you don't mind my asking Twilight, what is that?" asked Fluttershy pointing her hoof at the swirling vortex beside her.
"That is a portal to Earth," said Twilight excitedly "It allows anypony to travel there simply by walking through it."
"Oh my goodness! That's amazing Twilight, but what are you going to do with it." Twilight stopped talking, she still didn't know what she was going to do with it. She was deep in her thoughts when Fluttershy spoke up.
"I'll go to Earth."
"Fluttershy, what would do on Earth"
"I've heard legends about mythical creatures called "bronies" that dream to one day be able to come to Equestria. They are fabled to live on Earth and if they do I would love to fulfill their dream and bring them here."
"Are you sure Fluttershy, inter-dimensional travel can be dangerous."
"I'm completely sure Twilight, I'll be back in a few hours."
"Well, if you want to, I'm not stopping you."
Fluttershy was excited to be able to explore a new world. She walked slowly into the portal and emerged safely on the other side.
Earth seemed to be very distant world from Equestria. In Equestra it was a warm sunny day with clear skies, but Earth's weather pattern was almost the complete opposite. It was pitch night, with skies as darker than Nightmare Moon would've wanted years ago. Tall structures stood side by side, and lights hung from poles that lined the concrete path that she was standing on. Fluttershy assumed that most humans feared the dark just as many ponies did as well. The concrete paths were empty and there was no one in sight. Her curiosity drove her to search for a human. Fluttershy hoped to find one of the legendary Bronies.
She trotted down the path sticking close to the lights until she reached a large open area. It also had concrete on the ground, and in the middle of it all was an enormous spire that had a sphere on top of it. Fluttershy looked to her left and saw a glowing sign that read..
Times Square, Manhattan 1:00 A.M.
Fluttershy laughed at the fact that the strange town was named so closely after Manehattan. That was when Fluttershy saw something out of the corner of her eye, movement. She saw five creatures standing near the spire in the middle. They held glowing objects in their hands, and seemed to talk to them. Despite the somewhat terrifying surroundings, Fluttershy marveled at the two legged creatures and their electronic devices. It wasn't long until she was noticed by one of them. She was approached by the group of humans. At first she thought things were going well, given that they all had smiles on their faces, but things quickly took a turn for the worse when one of the humans began to speak.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't another one of those ponyfags dressed in their gay costumes.'"
"Yeah, these dumbass bronies seriously have no life."
"Hey Fluttershy, don't you have bunnies to feed, just go home and be a little bitch to your "friends"."
Fluttershy ignored the humans and continued her search for the bronies, but they kept getting in her way. They eventually surrounded her, and insulted her as an entire group rather than individually. This infuriated the mare, bit she just stood there and waited for them to go away. They didn't leave, they just got more angry because she didn't react. Things got chaotic when one of them made a mistake that they would all regret for the rest of their lives.
"Say something you fucking stupid ass ponylover," said one of the more muscular humans as he pushed Fluttershy to the ground.
Fluttershy wanted to contain her anger and represent the element of kindness, but her dark side quickly revealed itself as soon as she stood up. (This isn't gonna be pretty.)
"That shit don't go down where I come from bitch!"
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMN! Looks like we got the real deal here. All the more pathetic to watch your sorry ass fall."
"Oh, so you wanna fight."
"If your looking for an ass beating Sluttershy" At this the muscular human began to slowly charge at Fluttershy, but she was confident in her ability to take him out easily. Fluttershy closed her eyes and waited for the human to be as close as possible. Right as he was about to throw a punch, she opened her eyes, unleashing her most powerful stare. The human became distracted and lost in her soft, turquoise eyes. He completely stopped, as Fluttershy now had complete control of his soul.
She began to manipulate him from the inside. First she popped both of his arms as she yelled, "NOBODY FUCKING TOUCHES FLUTTERSHY!!!"
"DAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHH," screamed the helpless human in a blood curdling cry. Fluttershy then forced him on his knees, breaking them in the process, as she approached him slowly. She slapped the human a countless number of times until both of his eyes were hanging out of their sockets, and blood streamed out of them.
"DAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHH," He screamed once more, begging for mercy
"You said that I have no life, SO I'LL TAKE YOURS INSTEAD." With this said, Fluttershy brutally finished the defenseless human by looking him dead in his eyes, and individually snapping every bone in his body like twigs. The human fell backwards on a pool of blood that spread slowly across the concrete below.
Seconds later another human charged at Fluttershy. He was skinnier and faster than the last one. Again Fluttershy waited until he got close as she spread her wings, and then made her move. Using her forehooves she grabbed the human and lept hight into the air. When they started to fall she put him under her body and stood on top of him, as if the small human was a living skateboard. They began to descend rapidly back towards the Earth. Fluttershy chuckled in horrific humor as she screamed..
"SURF'S UP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" The human touched down with Fluttershy standing on him. She wore a sick smile as they slid across the rigid cement that scraped the skin of the human below. Fluttershy stood on her back two hooves and put herself in a stylish pose. When the friction of the concrete stopped the human from sliding anymore, he let out a scream that would have been horrifying but it was muffled by blood and torn skin. When Fluttershy realized that the human was still alive she decided to put him out of his misery. She jumped six feet in the air and landed with all four hooves on his skull. Any life that he still had was terminated as his cranium collapsed under the weight of the butter-yellow pegasus.
She stepped off the practically decapitated corpse and wiped off the blood and brain matter from her hooves. Fluttershy stood there and awaited another human to get cocky and charge at her. She closed her eyes and waited for them to get close again. No one moved towards Fluttershy, the three remaining humans had learned from their fallen comrades. Fluttershy had grown tired of waiting and opened her eyes to see what was going on.
She saw one of the humans standing far away from Fluttershy, while the other two his behind the spire. The human in front had a glowing object in his hand, it looked like fire. She wondered if the human had summoned it on his own using some kind of earth magic. The fire was burning a towel that dipped into a bottle that contained unknown fluids. Though how it was created forever remained a mystery to Fluttershy, the way the human was holding the flaming object suggested that it was meant to be thrown from a distance to its desired target.
"You're gonna burn in hell for what you did to my crew Flutterbitch!" Said the human quietly and dramatically. The human leaned backwards and began to throw the improvised bomb.
At this sight Fluttershy screamed at the top of her lungs towards the human. She screamed not in terror, but as a part of her strategy. The human chuckled at Fluttershy's pathetic cry, and hesitated to throw the bottle. She continued to scream for minutes, gradually rising her pitch with every second that passed. The human burst out laughing at what looked like a ridiculously long cry for help. Nobody came out, it was late at night and most of the humans were sleeping.
Soon Fluttershy's pitch became higher than his fragile human ears could take. He kneeled down and covered his ears trying to block out the highly irritating sound. Fluttershy raised her scream to the highest pitch known to ponykind. This sound was unbearable to the human as he tried to throw the bottle at Fluttershy in a desperate attempt to make it stop. The human acted too late. Fluttershy's scream had shattered the bottle on his hands, and unleashed the inferno that it contained. The fire spread rapidly across the human's body. He tried to contain it by throwing what was left of the bottle. This immediately backfired on him as this only made more fire spread within a five feet radius of him. He started panicking as the fire now covered his entire body. He waved his arms in the air and jumped around trying to put out the flames. His attempts were fruitless. The fire continued to burn violently. Within minutes of ignition, the human had burned completely to death. His blood boiled away in the intense heat. The fumes could be seen rising from his charred corpse. The fire soon burned itself out, and shortly afterwards the remaining two humans broke from their cover behind the massive spire.
They were holding more mysterious objects, they were long and grey with grip that matched the five fingers of a human. They used both hands and held them with thier eyes close to the top, trying to maintain alignment. The ends of the strange objects were pointed away from the two humans, and directly at Fluttershy. She already had an idea of what the objects were, but even in the current situation it seemed unlikely.
The humans appeared hesitant to carry out thier actions, looking at the clueless pegasus. soon they began arguing quietly amongst themselves, maintaining the alignment of thier eyes and thier objects.
"Why ain't you doing it man?!?"
"Cuz we can't do that to a pony man, ain't right."
"After what she just did you're having second thoughts, you're pussying out!"
"No, im sayin' that she's destroyed anything that's ever attacked her, we should get the fuck outta here."
Fluttershy continued to figure what the humans were talking about, and what it was that they were holding (guns if you didn't figure it out yet). She slowly began to walk towards them.
"She can't do anything, she'll be dead before she can even blink!"
"Nobody would be dead if we just left her alone. You don't just walk around shooting aliens."
"Aliens? She's a fucking pony!!!"
"Does it matter, She's too strong for us."
"Dammit, your one of them ain't you."
"No. Maybe. Fuck off!!"
"Well then, I'll just have to get rid of y..........." The human was cut off in mid-sentence, falling to the ground revealing Fluttershy with a needle of Zap-Apple venom in her hoof. The last human began shaking, worrying about how'd she kill him, but Fluttershy saw that he was what she'd been searching for, he was a Brony. She smiled at him, her rage now calmed, returning to her normal kind self.
The last human dropped his gun to the ground in disbelief, realizing that he was now free from the pressures of normality. Fluttershy looked around at the carnage and corpses, feeling sickened about how she lost control, and about the immediate results. The Brony could see her regret, recognizing the emotional patterns of his second-favorite pony.
"It wasn't your fault, hell they deserved it. All they ever did was torment people for being different, and mug others who seemed weak. Clearly, they chose wrong. That was righteous! You did things that i thought only Rainbow Dash or The Wonderbolts could do, and ultimately, you probably saved my life and others that would have fallen to them." The human carefully put a comforting hand on Flutershy's shoulder.
"I know, thanks." Fluttershy responded soflty, barely audible. After standing there in silence for a few minutes, Fluttershy slowly began the way she came down the dark road, back to the portal. Only then did the Brony truly realize the opportunity that was walking away from him. He sprinted as fast as he could to catch up with the pegasus of Kindness, bursting with a type of joy that could be only be matched by Pinkie Pie.
"Take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE FLUTTERSHY!" The human repeated at least 20 times, speaking before Fluttershy could reply with her obvious answer. She spoke when he stopped to catch his breath.
"Why of course you can come to Equestria. In fact the portal's just over there. What's your name?"
"Mike!" he screamed before sprinting into the vortex, without a care in the world about what could go wrong. Fluttershy followed about a minute later, and returned safely to Twilight's library, but the Brony was nowhere to be found.
Fluttershy never didn't see him again, until one day she ran into a Royal Guard stallion with a gun and shield for a cutie mark.
"Mike?!??!"
