Best. Day. Ever.

by Pegasus Lightning

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Spitfire, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Soarin, Rainbow Dash
Length: 1078

Title Says All. (Independence Day Special)

Title Says All. (Independence Day [U.S.] Special)

Published 2012-07-06 06:24:03 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-06 06:24:03 UTC

Best Day Ever

The Antics

Rainbow Dash's idea of a good time. Hmm- what was her idea for a good time? Ah, a few pranks, her friends, some epic flying stunts, and a Daring Do book. What was her idea of a GREAT time? Well, outside of anything sexual, nopony actually knew Rainbow Dash that well. Only Gilda could actually tell what Rainbow's favorite way to have fun was. However, she was gone. Potentially a Sonic Rainboom, or perhaps winning a flying race. Or maybe pranking Applejack? How about winning a competition against Applejack? Nopony truly knew. However, Pinkie Pie had a good idea. Seeing as she was there that day. Pretty much everything happened at once. The sun was beating down a bit hotter than usual, on the 1236th anniversary of Equestria's birth and Celestia's and Luna's rule over the land. Rainbow Dash was just out and about in the park, enjoying the fact that she had friends she could mooch food off of. Heh. All of a sudden, Spitfire showed up with Soarin, ready to celebrate the day with the citizens of Ponyville, and particularly the 'Pegasuseseses' as Pinkie deemed them.

“Thanks, Twilight,” Rainbow Dash took the Daring Do book from the librarian's mouth, “I can't believe I didn't even see the fifth book!”

“Yes, well, I can't believe you didn't get upset.”

“Are you kidding? I love these books! It just means I get to read another, that's all.”

“I'm glad you've got such a great attitude, Rainbow.”

“Hey, Raibow Dash, right?”

“Ohmygosh- Spitfirfe? THE CAPTAIN OF THE WONDERBOLTS?”

“Yep, that's me. We were just talking to a little filly over there, she said her name was Scootaloo. Anyways, she says you're the fastest flier ever. I think she's lying.”

“Pfff, nope, she's telling the truth. I'm the fastest you'll ever see.” Dash proclaimed, confidently.

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah!”

“Let's race.” Soarin said.

They all flew up to a high cloud. As before, a course was made out of the blue, and Fluttershy waved the flag.

Rainbow Dash was at the starting line. She stretched her legs, cracked her wings, and put her tounge to the roof of her mouth. She could feel the adrenaline building. Fluttershy moved the flag upward, then it swooped down like an eagle. The three fliers took off.

Rainbow was in third. Off of the first turn, Soarin's clumsy nature caused him to stick his hoof out, into a passing cloud, and he lost balance and spun out. Spitfire was in the lead. Swurve after swurve, she lead Rainbow Dash by mere yards now. (Approximately metres) The Wonderbolt Captain now went into a dive, but her goggles became loose, so she slowed to fix them.
Rainbow took her advantage. Spitfire swung left as Rainbow Dash soared right by in a a nose dive. The next turn was at the ground, under a large hurdle. She flapped her wings less, and adjusted her angle towards the ground. She felt the G-force tugging her closer. A small cone began to form around her nose and face. The cone became thinner and narrower as she became closer to the ground. Her mouth and eyes were forced open. She felt the steady flow of air against her ears, the vaporized water rising to meet her underside, and the adrenaline pumping through her veins. She loved this feeling. She needed to begin pulling up now. The cone disappeared.
She got under the hurdle, when

Boom! (Sonic Rainboom, that is)

The Sonic Rainboom! She did it! Again!

The force of the blast sent Applejack, who was in mid-air over the hurdle, flying into a mud puddle. Dashie watched and laughed hysterically. She flew up, and landed rather fancily on the finish cloud. Spitfire came in afterwards, then Soarin, with jaws dropped and eyes wide.

“Heh, heh, I guess I do have that affect on ponies.”

“Did you just...”

“Yes, Soarin. I did the Sonic Rainboom.”

“Well, I think I speak for Soarin and I both when I say, Rainbow Dash, how'd you like to be a Wonderbolt?”

“YES!” She jumped up and down with joy.

She looked over at Applejack, who was unimpressed. Rainbow Dash flew over and challenged her to a tug-of-war, which she won rather easily.

The entire town of Ponyville showed up. Rainbow Dash could hear the shouts of her adoring fans.

“Rain-bow! Rain-bow! Rain-bow!” the sensation was orgasmic. She was a Wonderbolt, a champion, she pranked the mare who didn't approve of her stunts, AND she had a new Daring Do to read. Nothing could make this day better. Then Soarin approached her.

“Rainbow Dash, that was spectacular! Would you want to- umm,- go out with me?”

“Yes! Of course!”

“Sweet!”

He hugged her and walked away. The crowd soon picked up Rainbow and was still chanting her name. Her crowd surf lasted about ten minutes, every one of which she loved. She was put down. Pictures were taken, and signed as well. Many a smile did Rainbow make and give out as well. Everyone was happy. Spitfire even offered for her to be captain of the Wonderbolts, for which she obviously accepted. Scootaloo became her 'rad assistant for life', and she was even offered a home in a large mansion with millions of free bits. She couldn't have been happier. She'd got everything she'd ever wanted. Best. Day. Ever.

The End

Rainbow Dash woke up with her head facing Tank.

"Damnit. Not again." The turtle, er, I meant to say, tortoise looked up at her. Sorry Fluttershy.

Dashie walked downstairs and made a bowl of cereal. Wonderbolts Cruch, of course. As she slurped the last drop of milk, she looked up. The clock read 12:25 P.M. Dashie groaned. She had to wait another 12 hours to have the dream again. She stepped, or rather, flew, outside. She lay down on a nice fluffy cloud. Sweet relaxation. Pinkie called for her. Rainbow flew down, and greeted her pink friend. She met the rest of her mane 5 friends, and they were sitting by a bench when Pinkie grew bored. A thought struck her.

"Dashie?"

"Yeah, Pinkster?"

"Cool! Pinkster! What do you want to do? I mean, we've seen you have fun, but we've never seen you do anything with us that you love to do. What do you like to do with in your free time? Drink sasparilla and eat kumquat?"

"Ha, no."

"Well, what do you love to do?"

"Well..."