Cloaked In Red

Waking up after a few hours of sleep, I open my eyes to see that a mass was sleeping on top of me, I checked to see what was on my back and I find a sleeping Twilight....in just...panties, What? I try to stir her awake without looking at her huge tits. Not as big as Fluttershy's, I guess.

Anyway, I manage to wake her up, while her eyes flutter open and are locked onto mine while she looks down at herself; a brief moment passes, and she realises what is showing. She blushes and “Eeek” while covering her boobs, she looks furious at me and her horn lightens up, oh fuck.

“Twilight, think about this, please don’t blow me to pieces,” I said with panic, she blushes even more and started charging up her fuckin energy cannon while screaming “No...No no no, no no no n-” I was cut short by Twilight blasting me out of the fucking tree house while I'm screaming “NOOOOO GOD DAMN IT TWILIGHT!” I fall and land on my back.

Why, just fucking why does this always happen to me after a good fucking nap, and not to be stereotypical here but it’s always a fucking woman that either slaps, punches or kicks me in the nuts, but this, this is a whole new level of retardation. I look up to a pissed off Twilight, while I sheepishly smile at her, then other ponies started gathering around me wondering what the hell happened.

You know, I wish I could just go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over, but no I had to get blown out of a fucking window. Oh shit, she’s powering up again, it’s over nine thousand, “Nope, nope, nope, nope, nnnnnnupe, fuck this,” I said while sprinting and dodging massive laser beams coming at me.

*******Hour Later*******

Thank god, I am away from that maniac. “What would you like there, uh, Mr..” the Barman struggled to form a sentence, “No Mr, just Dante, also can I have a pint of larger, and a, StrawBerry Sundae, thank you.” The Barman looked at me funny, but went with it anyway, he filled up my drink and set it down on the counter in front of me, and a nice cold hard StrawBerry Sundae, thanks, man” I winked at him and gave him the bits he needed, and the bits I stole hahaha.

While swigging my drink and eating my Sundae, I noticed a girl in the back corner of the room, and I’ve noticed that she has had her eyes on me all this time since I got here, not in a lustful way, more of a curious way, but I could feel her killing her intent, it was small, but something was definitely up with this one.

She noticed me staring but she kept eye contact, I went about my business and looked back at my stuff, casually drinking my beer. I still felt her gaze though, it was kind of unnerving, to say the least, it annoys me a bit when people stare at me, I don’t mind if they want something from down below though.

I heard a group shouting and swearing, I took a quick look and it was a group of guys, and they looked steroided up to shit. I and other’s could tell they were bad news. I didn’t pay them any mind though, as long as they don’t piss me off, then I don’t care. But I also noticed that they were walking over to the girl that was sat in the corner, still staring at me by the way, and glaring at the guys.

“Hey there beautiful, how about you come to my house tonight, we could have some real fun,” the first guy said with slurred speech, the woman didn’t take notice though, she was paying too much attention to me, the other guys were wolf whistling.

“Hey, don’t ignore me, babe, I’m really good in bed,” he said, but a little more angrily this time, I knew for a fact things would get heated up quickly if she didn’t say anything. But, she carried on staring at me, the guy that was talking to her turned around and stared at what she was staring at, me.

“What? You think that freak over there is hot?” he said obviously pissed off, then, the guy grabbed her by the arm while she turned and looked at him, “Please get off of me, otherwise something bad will happen” she said with a low monotoned voice.

“What are you going to do? The only thing you’re gonna do is pleasure me tonight” he said while grinning deviously, I was now looking at them, seeing if anything would happen, but all she did was glare at him, then the guy tried to reach down under her black skirt, trying to get a feel, then next thing you know, his head swings backwards, by a slap he had just received from the girl, I was enjoying this, but something bad was happening.

“You little bitch, YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THAT!” the guy, enraged, turned and grabbed her by the throat and was prepared to punch her straight in the face. The fist was coming, and everything seemed to go slow motion for her, but in a quick second, I used my Quick Silver ability, and appeared next to the woman, and grabbed the guys fist and stopped it, with my open hand.

“How about you knock it off and go home, you are clearly drunk, now fuck off,” I said, with a bit of malice. This time, his friends came in, also pissed off that one of his friends just spoke to like that. They all quickly surrounded me while the girl was behind me. I grinned at this.

“So, let’s name you Dick Head number one, and you Dick head, number two, and the rest follow the same with three four and lastly five, sound good?” I said with a giggle.

“Who do you think you’re talking to?” the first guy that was going to attack the girl turned around and swung another fist, which then I deflected with the back of my wrist, and crouched and elbowed him in the stomach; The amount of force that was in that elbow sent him flying and through the wall to the outside streets. Everyone was looking at me now, and though I didn’t notice it, the girl had a creepy look on her face. “Let’s get him!” Dick head number two said.

Dick number two ran at me, while I pushed the girl back and turned around and grabbed his arm and flipped him over my shoulder then repeatedly stamped on his face until there was blood then snapped his arm. I was having an immense amount of fun with this, and I could feel my inner demon raising my Killing intent, not my Hollow by the way, he’s still unconscious.

The rest of the nob heads looked at me with pretty fearful faces on them, and then they ran out of the bar. I turned around to the girl, but she had already gone, disappeared. And I completely didn’t even notice, then I just realised, she was the girl that put up the barrier yesterday. God damn it.