Collection of Lewd Ballads

by Dazzling_Flash

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Other, Romance, Porn, Sex, Fetish, Profanity, Non-consensual, Crossover, Anthology, Anthro
Length: 3362

Ballads I've written since 2015 that are very NSFW. All of them are stand-alone, meaning you don't need to read all of them or in order or anything. Most stories contain other people's OCs, though.

Ballad- "a poem or song narrating a story in short stanzas."
These are poems that I have been working on since 2015, each and everyone one of them being their own contained stories. Skipping any of them won't affect the others, though they are best enjoyed if you know of the characters. Yes, all of these are poems and have rhyming in them. The categories mostly change throughout the ballads. The list of contents are below.

Something Gay To Brighten Up His Day: Frotting Vocal Score and Slappy having sex after a stressful day
Whoops in the Night: Crossdressing, dildo riding, anal Whoop blowing off some steam
Once in a Bluemoon: Gay, blowjob Hoodoo orally shows his love for Bluemoon
Sweet Cherry Filling: Futa, bondage, anthro, anal Cherry walks in on a tied up Sweetcheeks
Sisters Succ: Blowjob, incest, anthro, facial Wagram gets a morning surprise from Wingbella
Holiday Helping Hand: Second Person, handjob, anthro, canonxOC Wagram recieves a Christmas miracle
Littlepip, Big Dick: Bondage, rape, virgin, creampie, OC Littlepip takes more than she can bear
A Routine Maintenance Check: Anal, creampie, plane pony, OCxcannon PJ does a check up on best horse
Thunder Crystals: Gay, mind break victim (I guess?), hyper cock and balls, anal, cum inflation, stomach bulge, poorly dubbed hentai grade of dialogue Sombra and Thunderlane fool around
Lustful Ling: Female masturbation, OC, squirting, estrus Dazzling Flash masturbates
Painted Walls: Futa on male, OC, against wall, futadom, anal creampie, musk mention, cumshot Bucket fucks Brown Horse

Published 2017-07-22 23:10:05 UTC
Last updated 2018-07-08 07:05:16 UTC

Once in a Bluemoon

Bluemoon and Hoodoo walked into their room
When Hoodoo gave his coltfriend a sudden kiss
It was there where their love began to bloom

When he pulled out of the kiss, Bluemoon's lips, he already began to miss
But he was planning on putting his lips somewhere below
And continue his lover's bliss

He lowered his head to Blue’s length, which was already beginning to grow
He wrapped his mouth around his meat
Which caused Blue’s cheeks to glow

Hoodoo began to suck with the plan to make Blue’s balls deplete
Bluemoon then began to groan
As Hoodoo’s mouth began to fill with Blue’s cum, which he began to happily eat

It was then back to their bed they resume
With their love abloom

Author's Note

September 15, 2015. I never gave it a title, so I just made it up. Sorry if it's bad. Hoodoo owned by Hoodoo and Bluemoon owned by Notsafeforhoofs

Sweet Cherry Filling

Cherry was walking in the hallway when she heard a sound
She grew suspicious since no one was around
She opened her room’s door and found
Sweet Cheeks on her bed bound

His butt in the air with his head in the bed
With a miniskirt that was red
And his plush cheeks spread
What he wanted didn’t have to be said

Seeing what laid below Sweet’s skirt
Made Cherry cease to be alert
She grabbed the lube to leave Sweet unhurt
Pointing the bottle at her hoof, it came out with a squirt

Her length began to jut
As she rubbed the lube over her length and his butt
She positioned to rut
Soon, his anus won’t be shut

She then grin
And their fun had then begin
When her length slipped in
To the feeling of Sweet being tight within

Their lengths began to grow
As their faces came aglow
She placed her hooves on his rump while going slow
To her, his tan cheeks felt like dough

Sweet groaned as their hips connect
And Cherry became fully erect
The feeling was short of perfect
That state is when his ass is wrecked

She then began to pick up pace
Repeatedly reaching her base
Filling up all of his space
Using his sweet cheeks as a brace

Her movements became quick
She’d remove and then hilt her dick
Thanks to his insides being slick
There was no place for her rod to stick

Sweet let out a roar
As his cum began to pour
Even though his butt was sore
He was going to get more

He then got very tight
Causing Cherry to experience even more delight
Thrusting with all of her might
While she has her lip in her bite

She then hilted all the way to the ball
And let out a call
As she painted Sweet’s inner wall
And gave him her all

She then removed her meat
And released Sweet
And tucked both of them under the cum stained sheet
And fell asleep, feeling beat

Author's Note

October 2, 2015. Cherry owned by Cobalt Snow and Sweet Cheeks owned by Sweetcheeks

Sisters Succ

Wagram woke up in bed
Rising up from the pillow came his head
As sunlight shone into the room
He got up and headed to the bathroom

There he went to brush his facial hair
While his senses slowly became more aware
He then walked to his room for some clothes
But there was his sister on their bed in a sexual pose

Covering her breasts and slit were ribbons of red
With a bow at the masthead
She didn’t even have to say a thing
Just the sight was enough to cause Wagram’s wings to spring

Wingbella could see the discomfort in her brother’s face
From his underwear holding his growing length in place
She sat herself up on the edge
While to she focused on her brother’s length and unwedge

She had to move her head back to dodge his exploding meat
She could feel it already begin to radiate heat
Precum began to form at the tip
So she took the length into her mouth before it began to drip

Wagram began to let out a grunt
While his sister’s mouth began to take in the brunt
Her lips were getting stretched out
And she knew she could take in more, without a doubt

She locked eyes with her brother and gave him an innocent look
Keeping the blowjob textbook
Following the next step, she took him into her throat
Causing it to bloat

She reached up and began to massage his balls with her hand
Causing a feeling that, combined with the blowjob, would be called grand
She felt his balls begin to grow
And she removed his dick from her mouth just before he was going to blow

She aimed it towards her face while rubbing down his junk
It caused him to cum and cover her face with his spunk
The warm and sticky load even landing in her hair
On her face, it landed everywhere

“Well, that was a lot
How about we go shower it before it begins to clot”
She said and grabbed his hand while leading him to the bathroom
Where there, their sex might resume

Author's Note

December 19, 2015. Wagram and Wingbella belong to The Wag

Holiday Helping Hand

Author's Note

January 26, 2017. There was a gap where I wasn't writing since it felt like I was getting worse, but then I came back with this. The person this was made for was The Wag, since I needed to make him a Christmas gift. And only a month late!

Holiday Helping Hand

You wake up to find
In darkness’ bind
A lump before you
A warm breath, it blew

Shakily lifting sheet
Both of your eyes meet
You find Rainbow Dash
Who’s covered in ash

“Hey there, thought I’d visit
Get you in the holiday spirit!
Tend to your little bud
What do you say, stud?”

All you could do was nod
Leading her to free your rod
The sight of your cock
It’s size made her gawk

Once she broke her trance
She made her advance
She then grabs your meat
And begins to beat

You hold back a groan
As her hand rubs your bone
Precum comes out in a drool
With her hand, lubes your tool

Wet “shlicks” fill the room
Thick musk begins to loom
She then picks up speed
Your cock throbbing in need

You thrust into the air
The head starting to flare
Balls churning in lust
Nut about to bust

Rope after rope fly
As you let out a cry
Pleasure weighs on you
As sleep comes back to

A Routine Maintenance Check

PJ slid beneath his client
To see if her airtake was reliant
Her name was Starlight Glimmer
Model: Eurofighter Typhoon

Though as hard as he tried
His cock stood with great pride
He hoped to finish his job
Thoughts attacking with each throb

Suddenly, as to PJ’s shock
He poked at her ass with his cock
He looked up at her with a blush
Between them, there was a hush

She rubbed her anus on its tip
Forcing PJ’s heart’s beat to skip
Looking down with a grin
She then pushed the head in

She lowered herself on him
Dick stretching her ass to the brim
With PJ crushed under her weight
Starlight, speared on cock, felt great

Beneath the waifu he adored
PJ began to thrust his sword
Sliding in and out her ring
With moans, Glimmer began to sing

He pushed his head up to kiss
Their lips mashing, both in bliss
PJ began to pick up speed
Head flaring, ready to spill seed

Against her carbon fibre butt
His balls slapped while he rut
PJ’s head began to grow light
A blur fell over his sight

With one final thrust, he came
Starlight’s ass, he staked claim
Hips pressed up against her flank
As his cum filled up her tank

After the flow had died down
Starlight stood up and had found
PJ’s chest had been crushed
To the hospital, he was rushed...

Author's Note

Written March 13, 2017 for PJ-NSFW.

Lewd Ling

I hopped on my bed with a huff
My heat making my days rough
No one willing to sate my need
Leaving me unable to feed

I roll onto my back, legs spread
My cunt winks, needing to be bred
I lower my hoof to my lips
Catching some juice before it drips

Using it as lube, I then rub
Focusing on hitting my nub
I give out feeble, slutty moans
My mind wracked with hormones

I feel my loins grow hot
Arousal leaks from my pot
Moans grow into heavy pants
As I’m lost in a trance

My hips begin to buck
My hoof soaked with guck
I grow so near
Vision a smear

I
Am
So
Close

My body crumbles from pleasure
Cum erupting from my nether
As I let out a scream
Making the air gleam

My mind left in a haze
My cunt no longer ablaze
Laying in a heap
I fell asleep

Author's Note

I’m tired and need to write, so I wrote, this time with my bug since I haven’t written one of these with her before. 11/12/17

Something Gay to Brighten Up His Day

After a long and tiring day
Vocal walked into his room letting out a neigh
“I’ve been working on a song
But everything I write feels wrong!”

There laid Slappy on the bed
He was reading a book he had already read
Yet due to Vocal’s plea
It had made Slappy free

Slappy then began to brainstorm
How to get rid of his boyfriend’s rainstorm
Then he got an idea in his head
And all it would take is to bring Vocal to bed

“Sweety,” Slappy began to say
“Would something gay improve your day?”
After his ears perked up
A smile grew on his face as he said “Yup”

Slappy rolled onto his back
Exposing his large horsecock and sack
As Vocal climbed on top of the bed cover
He went into a kiss with his lover

As their mouths opened, and their tongues began to dance
Pulling them both into a lust filled trance
As their tongues rubbed against each other
They pulled their bodies close to one another

Slappy then began to thrust his length
Causing it to stroke Vocal’s dick with all of his strength
Vocal began to moan into the tangled mess
Making Slappy get the feeling of success

Vocal then began to move his cock
Which caused Slappy to gasp in shock
The bed below began to shake
Due to the two ponies’ quake

Soon both were at top speed
Both getting what they need
But close they were to the end
Soon their seed would blend

Then neither could take anymore
And both let out a loud roar
As their penises began to quiver
And let out their load like a river

Vocal’s small frame fell onto Slappy
Both of them feeling messy yet happy
Slappy asked, “Are you satisfied yet, the pony I adore”
Which Vocal replied with a snore

Author's Note

This was my first ever NSFW ballad. Not sure what spurred me to make it, but it was made in July 20, 2015.
Vocal Score is owned by Vocalscorepony, and Slappy is owned by Youwannaslap.

Whoops in the Night

Whoop entered his room
And locked the door
As he donned his maid costume
That he pulled from a drawer

Along with said dress
He pulled out his long blue and neon pink toy
Which he uses to relieve stress
For it brings him joy

He then levitated out a bottle of lube
Filled with a cold and slimy goo
It went straight to his ass from the tube
Which led to him letting out a coo

He rubbed it in deep
With it he also covered his toy’s dick
Because last time he didn’t, the pain made him weep
For all he did was lick

His length already began to grow
Due to the thought of what was to come
Even though he’d have to go slow
It will still make him succumb

He pushed his entrance against the tip
Trying to not push too hard
And in the flare had slip
And Whoop’s eyes had became starred

Smoothly, he began to take it bit by bit
Letting a moan slide out his throat
While he feels his butt cheeks split
Making it feel better thanks to the lube coat

He then hit the medial ring
And pushing past it caused a burst of pleasure
Making him sing
Which is why, to him, the dildo is considered treasure

He then slid down to the base
Making him feel full
As a blush reached it max on his face
He began to push and pull

As he was picking up speed
He then used magic to massage his balls and dick
Which an increase in pleasure began to proceed
For it was doing the trick

But soon the assault on his anus went as fast as it could
And the room was filled with his girlish moan
For everything to him felt good
And he was in the zone

But then his balls began to swell
As he began to cum
And let out a feminine yell
With pleasure making his body go numb

He then fell into his mess
Covering himself in his own seed
And staining his dress
But he did get what he need

Author's Note

Made this in July 21, but never published it. Whoop is owned by Whoopscloplockbox

Littlepip, Big Dick

Littlepip wakes, blinded and bound
Her hooves chained to the dirt ground
Her horn silenced by a ring
Suddenly, she hears a lock cling

In the darkness, she can’t see
Filled with fear, she lets out a plea
Hearing thumps leading to her
And a masculine voice snicker

Suddenly, there’s weight on her back
Hoof hitting her ass with a smack
She then realized what’s to come
Her being raped by this scum

She shouted and yelled in protest
Trying to remove the pest
A gun barrel pressed to her head
The choice of death or being bred

She submitted to her fate
As the male adjusted to mate
Rubbing against her virgin mound
Preparing for it to be pound

He hilted all two feet
Her cunt stretching around his meat
She let out a pained cry
As she’s forced to comply

He bit and tugged on her hair
As he rut her without a care
Hips meeting echo in the room
His head pulverizing her womb

All Littlepip could do was sob
Wanting the stallion to stop
But her wishes were not met
For the assailant was dead set

Inside her, he began to flare
As he let out grunts in her hair
Before he hilted and yelled
Thick ropes of cum were expelled

Spurt after spurt was released
Breeding her like a feral beast
The spunk starting to leak from her
And stain both of their furs

He then dismounted the broodmare
The smell of musk filling the air
As he left, another came in
The new one’s face smug with a grin

Author's Note

February 7, 2017. Birthday gift for Jet Wave. Littlepip belongs to Kkhat

Thunder Crystals

Come HHH, let me tell a tale
One of love and sex, male on male
With Sombra, our umbrum king,
And Thunderlane, having a fling

What had led up does not matter
What’s important is all the batter
Thunderlane’s mind had been broken
Having become Sombra’s token

After finishing his grueling day,
Sombra came to his room, eager to play
His cock fully erect and stressed
His wide flare tapping at his chest

Thunderlane knew he was there
His owner’s musk filling the air
Radiating from his giant sack
Against his legs, they would smack

Thunderlane immediately bowed
His cock already standing proud
Sombra eyed his toy with lust
Thunderlane’s ass being robust

Thunderlane was tossed to the bed
His hind legs having been spread
Sombra mounting without hesitation
Eager to let out his frustration

Having been used by Sombra so much
Thunderlane could loosen just by touch
Pressing his flare against the ponut
He was eager to begin to rut

“SLAP” had echoed through the halls
As Sombra thrusted down to the balls
Thunderlane’s belly growing a lump
With Sombra’s cock so far in his rump

He held still, enjoying his sock
Waiting for it to needily squawk
Thunderlane stammered out a cry:
“Fuck me daddy! Take my ass for a ride!”

After hearing the pathetic plea
He began to thrust viciously with glee
Heavy balls slapping ass
Sombra humping with all his mass

Sombra’s length rubbing against the prostate
Thunderlane was unable to see straight
The slave’s cock dribbling out cum
Pleasure making his body succumb

The king pushed with even more strength
Lifting Thunderlane’s ass with his length
Fucking his ass completely raw
Sombra’s face was filled with awe

Feeling himself begin to grow near
He leaned down to Thunderlane’s ear
“Are you ready to take daddy’s cummies,
And have my batter fill up your tummy?”

Thunderlane was a complete mess
Barely able to nod a “Yes”
His shaft shooting another load
Down his belly, it barely flowed

Sombra pulled him into a kiss
As they both shared mutual bliss
Thumps and creaks filling the palace
From the force of Sombra’s massive phallus

After minutes, Sombra gave one last hump
As his head flared and balls began to pump
Dumping litre after litre of spunk
Growing the base bulge from Sombra’s junk

His cum leaving his pet’s gut heavy
Some pouring out, leaving his ass messy
The heavy smell of sex filled the room
The scent a proof of their love’s bloom

Sombra repositioned his stuffed pet
Where his torso and Thunderlane’s back met
Still leaving himself balls deep
As they both drifted off to sleep

Author's Note

7/20/17 Wrote for a friend and the server I joined because of them. Dialogue is the way it is due to the original idea of the story

Painted Walls

Bucket pressed Brown against the wall
Her cock standing rigid and tall,
Throbbing and aching for his ass.
Waited too long to take the lass

Stepping back, she lined up her flare
She pressed against him, her stance square
Carefully sliding in the hole
Stretching it wide with her pole

Brown gave a gasp from the stretching
Backwards, he was gently pressing
As more and more slipped into him
Slowly filling him to the brim

Soon her head hit his prostate
As he struggled to stay up straight
Whimpering as he leaked pre
His cock oozing, hanging out free

Bucket kept pressing forward
Her cock stuffing his hindquarters
His prostate being rubbed against
Each time it was hit, he would tense

Finally, she hilted in deep
Claiming his ass for her to keep
Letting his body adjust
Before she gave into her lust

She pulled out, up to her ring
To her cock, his ponut would cling
Before slamming in with a groan
Her balls slapping against his own

Her heavy musk thickened the air
As she fucked Brown with little care
His prostate, under assault
Bucket showing no signs to halt

Not too long after, Brown came
Shooting on the wall with no aim
Tightening hard on Bucket’s dick
Her flare grew even more thick

She pushed in all of the way
As her endurance gave away
Cumming hard and deep in Brown
Trying her hardest to not fall down

After awhile, she pulled out
Her cock lightly flopping about
As cum leaked onto Brown’s balls
Draining from his painted walls

Author's Note

July 8, 2018
Haven’t written in awhile, took numerous days to do this, and I didn’t even know how to start or finish it. Anyways, Brown and Bucket are Antelon‘s characters.