Dis ecresta, dis is wor

by OpalescenceIsGod

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Adventure, Tragedy, Crossover, Sad
Length: 1027

a war in ecrestra, sad an awsum.

"all da efil forces haf retirnd; discord, chanjlin creen, dwagons and evn luna turned back intwo nitemare mewn!" selustea anunced,"so yew al haf two go 2 wor! im sorie my sebjects, belefe me! but we haf to, so pls win!"

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-05 06:00:24 UTC

selestias royil anuncment

The mayne six sat twogethar in town scrare. and spike wus there to.

"Wuts goin on?" pinky pie asked.?

"idk" rarety replyd.?

"idk2" says flutershie

"idk3 lol" rainbo say

"idk ither" Applejack also say.

"me nither" says pinky but twilight the unicorn who smart and doter of princes kno

"De princess (selustea) has a vary impertint anuncment!" Twilight says, "so plz hush >:(, se  is cumming on stage now." Oh yeh, there was a big stage and evewy body in de werld was suroundn it. !

"my sebjucts! I has annocmnt!" princes shutued, see nise an usaly no shot, bet toodai wus relly sad n impotan! "wor is here! so pls by  guns n armur and fite the enimys!" evry ponie went to stor an bought gun but naught man6 bcuz flutashy bcuz see scard and they make her no mor scar.

"w w wor!?" butterfly shok, :o "cant b wor! dat scory!"

"'it okey flutarshy! ull be saf!" rainbo dash asurd her. :) futer shy was bter an no scar.

"now kum on yall, we gots to get stuf to fite the evil discerd and chaning creen!" aj said. littledid they noew thet luna wus turning efil to! on dere way toe de wor shop wayt nvm in da wor shop dey saw me wait tey saw dark hert. nobody new darkwhar, see wus very mistarius. see was abused an bullied n stuff. no body now thet see wus god at wor!

"Oh, hai main six!" see gret, see vury mysterious so see say nomor. :|

"but yoo say hi! y nuttin else?" pinkie assed. ?(

"bcuz if i dew the derk side of me wil cum owt!" see said.oh shit i nvm see reviled her depest scarest sequet. :o

"da dark you? but we trest you somech, we luf yo no medder wut!'" day all sya at sem tim. :D

"rly? tanks! new lets get 2 war!" :)

cjpter 1 prt 2

at wer nio one new how god dark hart wus, but wen see wus god at shoting chanjins ery body new. :o

"ur so gewd!1" :) they smild.

chpter 1 prt 3

den derk hert gat ceptured bie a changlin nvm bie discerd. :o  an discerd laughed n stuff >:D. den he mad derk hert mean but see now bettr an stay nyce:). see kill discerdand runs out of secet lare. see find bffs (man 6)an huff puffs.

"omg bffs i noe were da bad guises lar is! fllow me!" she tell main six :o

"okey!" day agree. but behing dem da big strong solders.

"no u cnt go, we half to!" dey say "we strong" >:|

"no we strong! nvm dark hart strong!"dey say.:)

"no">:(

"yesh":)

"know">:(

"yus":p

"now">:(

"pls":3

"no">:(

"y"?

"u to yung">:(

"but strung":3

"prof it">:(

"dere no changing to kill":(

"ha">:D

"nut fare!"D:

"2 bad!">:)

but den dey see how hawt dark hart is (evn do se wants ppl to like her for person not loks se cant help ben pretty) an den ponies go 2 eval lar. at de lar dey kill changlingand nightmar mon. dere is a cot boi dere and he kisses dark hart.but sees ay "we cant luv bcus we r on diffnt teems inwer" :'(

"but u  one wor and i dnt lyke my meen dad discerd (discerdwus dad)":) dey win an ppl luf dem. dey luf there faps but not dere poppawotsi. son the meen popzi go and dey lik it vury much. but da princes selsta say "dark hart u be princess bcuz u are kind an very god at wor!":) and den see becums allicorn. den de person see savs in war is vry hot and see marries. d end. <3

chpter 1 prt 4

but den nther wor cums agin, but da elments of hormoni dnt work wit man 6 :o, so derk hhert tryss and see can us them.:D an she an boy luf eachother mor.but den hawt where pony cums and cleans car but see is stuk betwen him and luffer, see chooses hot boi andyeah. so no devorc. den see has baby and baby name is midnighthart an baby becums pprincess and bby is not bby see is grn up i men teenso see uses elments  of hormones and merrys a vmpire pony de end <3 :)

den princes midnighthart sing song in hur bitifal voce

"lalala

i has hard lyfe

amost ery one meen

bet den i wen in war

an ppl luf me

i mary vamp

he no suck blod

he nice n stuff

but he meen 2

an  nw i princes

but not famus

i h8 my life

i am nyce

i princess dark hart nvm imeen midnight hart

lalalalala

thts me"

and den hr gram dee an see try kill hrselve but hr luvr stips her den day hav wet secks lyke in fifteen sads of gray. dan see is amustt mutted bi efal ppl bet see is strung n fite back n reliiz see haz specal pwers an us em an see is mermaid an yeah. den see ads new elemant to hormones, luf bcuz see luf vamp n uyeah. den se picked for hungr gams bcus she aciddent moved 2 panm an see is wit vamp an dey comitsocide wit poison beries but day stup an liv den mov back 2 equestria. and  yeh. den he rites lovli pome.

"midnite  hart

u in war

bet u won

den u has dark lyfe

but den we mary

den u gram dee

dun u die urself

but my luf stops u

ooooooooh

den we half hot secks

wike fifdee sades of graay

den mof 2 panem

and fite 4luv

u prettyest gal in werld

i hawtest guy in woerl

we luf so herd

no we tgether

lalalalalala

midnighthert

lalalalala

oooooh

i luv u

midnight hert!

lalaala

i lu u

lalalala

so much

ohohoh

midnite hert"

an see lufs song but den he tel her scret dat he acualy jb an one direction and see mad but den see luvv agin. an see becums pritty singar an dey sng till day die den go to havan an have 3 way wit hunky jesus yum.

the end <3