JD's POV

I am currently driving my newly acquired Lightning Chariot to patrol around Alfheim Online at...well, lightning speeds, in search of my idiotic brother and his stupid friends. While I'm doing that, I'm having a little too much fun. How did Mater from Cars put it into words?

"WHOOOOO-HOOOOOO!!! I'M HAPPIER THAN A TORNADO IN A TRAILER PARK!!! EAT YOUR HEART OUT, 'BRO-MIGO'!!!"

...Yeah, pretty much that.

Anyways, I pulled out my binoculars to search around for my idiot brother and his moronic friends...and the rainbow dyke.

"Whoa, buddy, LOVE the ride there," a random flying player of the Salamander race spotted me and began buttering me up, "this is exactly what we need to assault the treaty with the Sylphs and the Cait Siths, show me what that thing can do."

"...Okay." I summoned my sword and slashed at the guy, making him slowly glitch out of existence, "See ya, chump."

3rd Person POV

Meanwhile, in the real world, some guy in an apartment complex was just forcibly logged out of Alfheim Online and received an alert on his VR device: the AmuSphere Rig.

WARNING!
Virus detected!
ALO Account deleted.

He swiftly took off the Rig and had only one thing to say:

"WHAT THE HELL?!?!"

JD's POV

Back to me, I went back to searching for my brother and his companions, and I eventually found them, heading into a cave system that led to an Undine city.

"There you are...huh?" I looked in front of me and saw that I wasn't paying attention to my driving and flew into a mountain range, "OHHHHH NOOOOO!! If only there was a way I could jump off the chariot and be safe!...Oh wait, I can totally do that!" I quite literally jumped off the chariot and activated my Spriggan wings, "Hmm..." I noticed a trio of Undine players flying around the mountain range like they were in some kind of race, "Hey, I remember seeing a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once!" I conjured some of the magic Core gifted me with and discreetly created a large ice wall in the Undine players' flight path, "Ta-daaaa!"

SLAM!!!
SLAM!!!
SLAM!!!

I could hear the players' groaning in pain from the other side of the ice wall, making me chuckle like crazy, then I got to thinking, "Should I make their avatars go viral too? Hmm...Sugou said I was allowed to patrol the game world...he never said anything about NOT breaking the players." I brought my sword back out, "Okay, kiddies, let's play a little game that I like to call...'Boink'." I say the last word with a rather demonic voice.

The only thing I could hear after that was the terrified screams of carelessly moronic players being bisected.

Author's Note

Yes, this is a short chapter, but that was the intention

EDIT: Guess the Spider-Man 3 reference