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                   Sex Isn't A Thing...                    
                       -by JRG2005-                        
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                        Where Am I?                        
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Where Am I?
You wake up. Soon realizing you're in Equestria, in some type of field. Wow, i'm in the real Equest---. Your train of thought stopping, as you fall to the ground and hit your head on a hard rock wedged into the ground.
You wake up. Dazed and dizzy from that hit. Your poor head took later back. You regain your thought and soon rewind the moment you got knocked out. Realizing, there was a purple figure and 5 other blurred figures there. Whispering something, one exclaimed “L-t Celes--a ba-ish t-at th--g!” As you did wake up dazed in what seemed like Ponyville at the time, you couldn’t make out what it was saying but you knew you heard that high pitched scratchy voice somewhere…
You then think of anything a sexually interested young man would do in Equestria, sex you think in your head, still dazed and slightly nauseous. Even though you are. You still have the thought of the thing itself. You then get up slowly. As you slowly get back in terms with yourself and sexually driven mind by the fact you’re going to get laid by a pony tonight.