Logs of a Radio Co-Host Special: Uncle Kiba

So something I wasn't expecting was LITERALLY BEING KING OF THE EMPIRE!!!!

I was expecting someone almost directly under Cadence and Shining to take over while I essentially was house sitting but nope I am the temporary ruler of the empire.

Sounds amazing right? Well it's really not. I have to attend different events, sign documents, give orders and try to keep the public happy. Now need I remind them I am a dispensary owner with my only form of command at all was telling my employees what to do back when I wasn't working there by myself. This was something out of my league as a unicorn and a commoner turn ruler, but if Shining Armor can fail and look amazing to the subjects then I should be fine right?

Update:

Nope I suck major ass at this job! Over the course of today I was either taking care of Flurry Heart or doing paper work or talking to some diplomat. It's hell, how the fuck does Cadence and Shining handle this? I think my only saving grace was that tall mare came by and helped me handle all the craziness that ruling had to offer. Seriously who is she? I need to repay her for all of this help she's given me. Granted her helping me isn't making talking to royals any easier.

I will admit though the ones that are douchy are the ones I hate the most, today a few of them had to stay at the empire for the weekend and we had to accommodate them. They insulted the staff at the castle and called me "an uncouth peon that should have stayed a rat on the street" which really ticked me off.  The even called Flurry Heart an imp and that was all I needed to justify what I did to them.

To make it simple I threw fire crackers into there bedroom in the middle of the night and that scared them to near death. They claimed they were gonna "reprimand" me but they were only diplomats of a small settlement to the wast of the empire so any fear I would have had was minimal at best.