Muffins: A New Perspective

by SSCD

Rating: teen
Tags: Horror, Random, Dark, Alternate Universe
Length: 1562

"Muffins" by Reitanna Seishin but from someopny else's perspective

"Muffins" by Reitanna Seishin but from someopny else's perspective..
nothing else can really be said

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-20 07:59:37 UTC

Chapter 2

-=-Chapter 2-=-

{3rd person POV}

(quick A/N before this starts, I intentionally don’t put… the main character’s name in because it’s a souprise, she’ll either be referred to as “P” or “the grey pony” JSYN ;) )

The grey pony was walking hastily to Sugarcube Corner, it was nearly closing time and she wanted to talk to Pinkie about the 3 ponies.

As she arrived she found that the store was as abandoned as a haunted house in the month of October

“dang it, I missed her… oh well, I’ll just come back tomorrow” the grey pony sighed

“Missed who?! Are you looking for somepony? Can I help look?” a million questions were shot out of this pony’s mouth. Whoever it was must be extremely hyperactive…

The voice…

“pinkie!”

“Theee one and only!”

The two ponies embraced for they hadn’t seen each other for what seemed like months to them, but was really only about a week.

“How is my favourite--” Pinkie said but was quickly cut off

“no! that’s a secret, remember? you said something about ‘ruining the surprise for the readers’ or something.”

Wha? Great… juusstt great. This fic has 4th wall breaking in it. –author kun is displeased-

“Ohh yeeeeaahhhh! I remember, but who are ya looking for, P?”

“you, actually! I wanted to talk to you about Inkie, Blinkie and Minkie”

“Oh! Well, let’s see. They’re all my sisters, they all LOVE to bake with me,” as the pink party pony from Ponyville (try saying that 50 times fast) said that, she smiled. But not her normal cheery smile, this smile was creepy, almost evil but the look quickly faded and she went back to explaining

“Minkie was lost for almost her WHOLE life! Can you believe it? But we found her and now we all bake together! You could come help us if you wanted...?” As she said that she looked at Pinkie with a hopeful look and puppy dog eyes

“nah, sorry Pinks, I’m no good at cooking, why do you think I’m always at Sugarcube Corner?”

“I just thought you REALLY like the cupcakes and muffins and brownies and regular cakes and..” the pink pony seemed to have a never-ending list of baked goods just flowing out of her mouth

“well, yes that too but I also go there because I’m trash at cooking… I’ll either buy apples or go to Sugarcube Corner… but since Applejack disappeared the apple export from Sweet Apple Acres has been getting pretty low…”

“Yeah, it’s really sad to see Applejack just run away like that, but just remember to always…?” she looked at the grey pony expectantly

“*sigh* smile, smile, smile.”

“Yeah! That’s it! Now I have to get you formally introduced to ALL of my friends!”

“you mean Twilight, Rarity and Fluttershy?”

“No, silly! You already know them! I’m talking about Derpy and Apple Bloom! Oh, and you’ll HAVE to meet my sisters! Especially my new one Minkie!”

Upon hearing this they grey pony’s face dropped. Literally, it just fell onto the floor... what? That didn’t happen? Oh, that’s right, she just looked a bit sad

“Don’t look so sad, P! They don’t bite! And besides, what happened to 'smile, smile, smile'?”

“*sigh* fine. when and where do we meet?”

“Tomorrow, Sugarcube Corner, 12PM!” she said this like one of her many party invitations… the grey pony had a special place for them. In the trash. She hated parties.

"okay, see you there"

"Buh Bye!"

The two ponies once again embraced and went their separate ways.

Chapter 3

-=-Chapter 3-=-

{Diary POV}

(A/N big thing happens this chappie, so sue me. i made this OC literally for this fic, so yeah..)

Well, I did it! And it turns out that they are Pinkie's sisters after all... That means less time with Pinkie Oh well, I'm sure I'll get used to them. Nothing to say, really. She invited me over to Sugarcube Corner yesterday, she said be there by 12. It's 11:40 now so maybe I'll just skip it? I'll start heading over now. Catch you later... book.

{3rd Pony POV}

The grey pony hastily grabbed a small gem for each of the new sisters, she wants them to feel welcome! Even IF they are a bit creepy. She carries the gems in a saddlebag along with a book.

"Hey P!"

"Hiya P!"

"What's up mah main mare?"

The grey pony was bombarded by ponies saying hello left and right, why does everypony have to be so social here? Is probably what she thought.

-=-TIME SKIP TO 11:59-=-

She'd been standing just behind Sugarcube Corner for about 5 minutes, she didn't want to enter before 12 as she thought it would be rude

"okay, just 10 more seconds to go!" She said to herself. Would Pinkie wonder how she managed to get there at EXACTLY 12 PM? Nah.h

9... 8.... 7... Around this time the grey pony started to walk to the entrance.

3... 2... 1.. She opened the door, and was literally knocked to the ground by Pinkie. What, that didn't happen?

"Ohmygosh! I didn't think you'd actually come! You sounded like, SOOOO scared of my sisters yesterday!"

Pinkie was talking so fast she sounded like a rapper.. Wasn't she a rapper once?

"pinkie, calm down! yes, i came! yay..?"

"Yes, yay! You get to formally meet everypony!"

The two went inside, to find...  Nopony?

"uh, where are they? if they're not here i can go. it's no trouble"

"My sisters are.. Busy so they won't be here for a bit.. buuUUUUTT! There are two others i'd like you to meet!"

As if on queue 2 ponies came from upstairs, a young yellow earth-pony filly with a red mane and tail and an older light grey pegasus pony.

(A/N Prepare for cringe, i can't write Derpy for shit.)

"I tolds you applebloom! Happy Heart makes you get all better-y!"

"Ah got it, Derpy! Thanks!"

P was slightly confused on that snippet of conversation she heard, the young one, Applebloom spoke better than the older one, Derpy.

"AH, DERPY, APPLEBLOOM COME HERE QUICK!"

The two looked slightly confused but did as they were told

"Oh looks! It's another pony! they looks like me a bit!"

"Yeah, they got different hair though..." Applebloom wanted to say something else, but didn't know if it would offend Derpy or not.

"Applebloom! Derpy! Meet P! She's a good friend of mine, we go WAY back"

"Nice to meet ya, P!"

"Yeah! it's nice-s to meet you!"

P was wary, but she was nice anyway.

"So, Pinkie. Is she comin' to help us bake?" Applebloom said, smirking

"Possibly, if she wants to."

Applebloom and Derpy were visibly confused. Pinkie was letting her CHOOSE her fate?

"Hay, Pinkie? Can ah talk to you for a minute?"

"Sure, Applebloom!"

The two ponies walked just to a corner to quickly discuss the matter. Pinkie asked for the conversation to remain out of this story but I need to add as many details as I can.

"So, What'd you wanna talk about, Applebloom?"

"Well, Ah was just confused on the fact that you're lettin her CHOOSE weather she'll ahem bake with us?"

"Oooh! I see where you're getting confused. I'm not talking about HELPING us bake, I mean actually helping us bake!"

Applebloom wore a face of shock, and took a step back

"You CAN'T be serious! Are you TRYIN' to get us caught?"

Upon hearing this, Pinkie looked kind of sad, not very but still sad.

"No! You don't understand! She's a Pie too, a cousin but still a Pie!"

Que surprised looks from Applebloom, yadda yadda boring stuff.

"So, you want her to help us bake bake?"

"Yeah! Why not, right? And if she doesn't end up helping us and tries to run..."

She didn't need to finish the sentence

-=-TO BE CONTINUED BECAUSE I CAN'T BE BOTHERED WRITING ANY MORE FOR NOW!-=-

Chapter 1

-=-Chapter 1-=-

{Diary POV}

Well, my friend suggested that I get a diary… They said that it would help since I’m pretty paranoid at the moment… heh, look at me, writing this like I’m talking to someone. If I survive long enough I might publish this as a sort of book! Well, I should start writing then shouldn’t I? I’ll just be spouting stuff randomly okay? At first, no-one noticed. No-one noticed ponies disappearing one by one around the town, and those that did didn’t think much of it. Myself being quite introverted didn’t notice either. But then 3 new ponies came to town… and they were pretty creepy. Not just the fact of how they walked, or talked, or Tartarus how they looked but the fact that not even a few DAYS after they showed up, ponies started disappearing faster and faster. I can’t remember what their names are, but they seem to hang around Sugarcube Corner quite a bit. Pinkie seems to like them as well. Only Luna knows why that is but I’m getting off topic. Their names are Inkie, Blinkie, and Minkie. Not only do their names rhyme they rhyme with Pinkie’s name, too. Maybe they’re related? I’ll have to ask Pinkamena Pinkie some time... well, that’s all for today. Also if you’re reading this, how did you get hold of my diary anyways?

“Well, that wasn’t so hard now was it?”