Twilight Sparkle, less than two years after her induction as Princess Celestia's student, loves her lot in life. She takes to her studies well, is surrounded by wellsprings of knowledge and feels as if she is living the veritable dream.

Except for the two things that keep getting in her way: her big brother's utter lack of knowledge about the basics of conversation, and his incessant desire to smash her.

I'm not sorry about this at all. Besides, everyone loves memes, right?

Edited by the lovely Door Belle, but don't blame her - this isn't her fault. If anything, she probably tried to stop me from unleashing this madness on everyone.