In the darkness and silence of the night, Rainbow Dash wakes up in a cold sweat from a very strange dream about one of her very own best friends - Twilight Sparkle. It's a dream that makes her smitten for her mental image of a confident, smooth and tough princess.

However, Twilight is very much just a bookish princess with little suaveness to speak of, much less any experience with the kind of attention Rainbow wants. Will fantasy live up to expectation?

This story takes place in the MLP canon universe, and will contain jokes. It is not necessary to be familiar with Metal Gear for this story to make sense, but you'll probably have a giggle at some of the jokes if you do.

Inspired by this image created by Supermare, as well as the art I'm using for the cover image.