My Little Snowflame: Cocaine is Magic
By: KenSES64
Twilight was sitting in the library reading a mysterious spell she found. It was strange the book explained how to perform it, but it didn’t say what it did. She decided to test it out anyways. Who know it could be helpful someday.
So she focused her magic at a wall and with a beam of light a blue and white spiraling portal appeared. Nothing seemed to happen until a figure fell out of the portal landing on the floor. Walking up to it, she noticed that the creature was mostly hairless on it’s body, but still seemed to have a mane that was white. By the shape of it’s body she assumed that this creature must be bipedal. She then looked at the clothing it was wearing. It was a tight red and white sleeveless body suit. Finally she saw that it so white face paint around it’s eyes.
Speaking of it’s eyes they snapped open. It quickly sat up and looked at her.
“Uhh...Hello my name is...” She began to say before getting interrupted.
“You are the Purple pony, Twilight Sparkle.” It said to her.
“Y-You know who I am?”
“Yes, Snowflame has seen your adventures with your friends and thanks to you Snowflame now know the Magic of Friendship.”
“Uhh...What?”
“You see Snowflame now knows that if you’re taking over a small Central American military complex, it’s more meaningful when you’re taking it over with a friend.”
“I don’t think my friends and I have ever taken over a military complex.”
“Really? Isn’t that what Dragonshy was about?”
“Dragonshy?”
“When you went up that mountain to get rid of that dragon.”
“No...not at all.”
“Huh...So Snowflame was wrong...Oh well. Now Snowflame wants to meet the pink pony!”
“Pinkie Pie?”
“Yes, Snowflame demands that you take Snowflame to Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie is best pony!”
Twilight felt a weird mix of emotions. Excited to study a new species, confused about it’s rumblings and a little creeped out to the fact that it’s watching them. Nether the less, she had a lot of questions to ask.
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As they walked through Ponyville they seemed to get some stares from the townspony, but thankfully nopony seemed to be freaking out over the new creature. Yet, she noticed that Lyra got a huge grin on her face the second she saw Snowflame and ran right up to him.
“Hi I’m Lyra Heartstrings. I’m wondering are you a human?” She asked it.
“Yes I Snowflame is indeed a human.” He answered.
“Ohmygosh! Ohmygosh! Ohmygosh! This is officially the best day of my life!”
“Why is that?” Twilight asked her.
“I finally get to meet a human, duh! I waited my whole life for this! You don’t know what you have do you?”
“I was going to ask him some questions when we got to Sugarcube Corner and...oh we’re here.”
The three of them walked into the bakery where Pinkie instantly jumped out of the back room.
“Hey Twilight! Oh and also hey to you Lyra! *Gasp* Who’s this new pony? I mean I can tell you not a pony, but you still new. So...PARTY!” She said before pulling her party cannon and with a pull of the string, the room was now all set up. “Okie dokie lokie, now I just need to invite everypony, until then here have a cupcake!” She said hoofing over a chocolate cupcake with blue frosting over to him.
Snowflame just stared at it. “Snowflame will not just eat one. Snowflame will eat 50! At the same time!”
“Oh Cupcake eating contest, but who’s Snowflame?”
“I am Snowflame! Every cell of my being burns with white hot ecstasy! Cocaine is my god and I am the human instrument of it’s will!”
“Okie dokie lokie. You’re on, but I still have to invite ponies to the party.”
“Snowflame will wait.”
Twilight and Lyra both turned to Snowflame and in unison they both asked.
“What is cocaine?”
Snowflame slowly got a grin on his face. “Snowflame has a lot to teach you cute and cuddly ponies.”
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“So cocaine is this white powder that, at least for you, gives you special abilities known as super powers.” Twilight said.
“That is what Snowflame told you.” He answered her.
“Interesting. And you’re from an alternate world take has some more advanced technology.”
“Yes, and that’s why I know of you ponies because we made a show about you and your friends.”
“I still find that a little creepy.”
“I don’t see anything wrong with it.” Pinkie said bouncing up from the front door. “So Snowflame what cool powers do you get from Cocaine?”
“Super Strength, Super Speed, Immunity to Pain and Snowflame gets white flames all over his body.” He told her.
“Cool. I kinda want to try it now.” Pinkie said bouncing in the air.
Twilight and Lyra exchanged a look of concern.
“Even Snowflame finds that idea scary.”
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A little while later the party began. About two dozen ponies showed up, but all except Lyra kept their distance from Snowflame. Twilight didn’t think he mind because Lyra was asking him a million and one questions about his world and humans. He seemed glad to answer them.
Pinkie pulled out a tray that had dozens of different cupcakes on it.
“Okay Snowfy are you ready for the cupcake eating contest? I must warn you I’m the former Ponyville champion.” Pinkie said.
“Former?” Snowflame asked.
“Yeah there was this one time Octavia was here with a unicorn stallion...I don’t want to talk about it.”
“Ready......GO!” Pinkie shouted before the two of them started shoving several cupcakes in their mouths. Icing covering their faces. Shortly after they were all gone with pinkie eating about six more than Snowflame.
“Ha! I win!” Pinkie shouted with joy.
“Good job Pink...” Snowflame began to say before he grabbed the side of his head a fell to one knee.
“Are you okay Snowfy?” Pinkie asked concerned.
“Snowflame is running low.” He answered.
“What do you mean?” Twilight asked.
“Snowflame needs more cocaine. Twilight can you reopen that portal? Snowflame thinks he has to go home.”
“Oh okay.”
Twilight then recast the spell that brought the human to Equestria.
Snowflame walked up to the portal and turned around waving. “Good bye ponies! Snowflame will think or you every time he eats a cupcake or shoot’s a superhero in the face.”
“What?” Twilight asked.
Snowflame didn’t answer her and walked through the portal that closed behind him.
“What a strange creature.” Twilight stated.
“He seemed fine to me.” Pinkie said.
THE END
