The day had long passed, your muscles ached from all the hard work at the farm. You, a human was quite nervous about this agreement with your boss. Sure, it was just a friends activity with a small, yet very strong new horse friend of yours, but you could not keep your nervousness away.
As of right now, you were dressed in merely your under pants as you sat down at the side of the bed, twiddling your fingers and staring at the wall. Your boss was a small, four feet tall alien pony. The mare had a lovely orange coat, huge, beautiful emerald green eyes, her blonde mane hung down low over her shoulders. Her name was Applejack and she had a lovely big, strong butt.
‘Why did I even agree to do this?’ came your thoughts.
But then you remembered you were pretty much desperate for sex, even if it wasn’t really sex. Sad and dejected you were when you found out Rainbow Dash would not allow you to cum inside her. Even though you came here by means of masturbating to a magical porno magazine of her last week. She asked you what cum was, but you knew she was just mocking you.
“Are ya gonna cuddle me or not?” called Applejack in an impatient voice.
You gulped in fear.
“Okay, Applejack. I’m coming.” you said in a low voice.
With that you lay yourself down next to the mare, proceeding from there to lay your head against her silky soft mane and to very carefully wrap your arm around her neck to touch her upper back.
Applejack in turn gently wrapped her hoof around your upper back.
“Now, remember Mr. Hooman. This is just friends cuddles, so no touching the middle and lower area of my back or there will be trouble.”
“Okay, but I don’t understand why.”
Applejack sighed deeply. “My my, ya must be innocent. If ya don’t know the significance of that area. Looks like Ah need to teach ya the birds and the bees sometime.”
“I know what the birds and the bees are.”
“Then explain it, sugarcube.”
“It’s when a man sticks his dick up a woman’s vagina and cums inside it." you proudly explained your profound knowledge of sex.
“Errrr, whatcha talking about partner? Please tell me what a dick and vagina is and why the cum thing has to go inside the vagina?” she said, pulling her head back to give you a curious look.
“Oh, never mind. Let’s just go to sleep.” you said, closing your eyes.
“Right.” she simply said, closing her eyes as well.
Now that things were quiet in her room, you could fully appreciate just how warm… and soft her body was. In fact, it was too soft, the soft flesh of her body was even softer than silk. So warm and soft she was, a particular part of you began to expand at a terrifying rate.
‘No! Not now! Oh, I should have known this would happen!’ your thoughts screamed in your head.
Your cock ignored your protests, forming a large tent in your underpants in order to reach out to the tender flesh that was so close to it.
"Hey Anon, why are ya poking me down there?" she asked, in a harsh tone.
You gulped nervously. "I-I… can’t help it!" you shouted in panic.
“What ya mean ya can’t help it?”
“Well…. uhhhhh…. it’s my…. my… my… my”
“Yer what, sugarcube?” she asked softly.
“My penis.” came your voice, low and nervous.
“A penis? What’s a penis?” she asked in a most curious tone, tilting her head to the side.
You pulled your head back to give her a most puzzled look. “Applejack, quit joking. You know what a penis is.”
“Nah, Ah don’t. Ah really have no idea what a penis is.” she answered firmly.
You sighed deeply, slapping your forehead. “You can’t be serious.”
“Really, Ah don’t know what a penis is.”
“You do!” you exclaimed. “It’s all to do with the birds and the bees.”
“Hooman, there’s no dick, penis or whatever ya call it involved with the love cuddles, combined with the kissing for about ten minutes to activate the love matrix magic in order to get the mare pregnant.”
Your mouth formed an ‘O’ shape in shock, not being able to comprehend what you just heard. For quite some time you held that shocked face, before you eventually managed to think of something to say to that.
“That’s not how sex works. In fact, that doesn't make sense at all. Where’s the vagina?” you stated firmly.
“There’s no such thing as a vagina.” she stated firmly.
“But how…” memories of seeing many a pony’s backside flashed through your mind, all of them had one thing in common, none of them had a vagina nor an asshole. “So, there’s no censorship magic to hide your vagina?”
“No, Ah’m pretty sure this censorship magic thing doesn't exist.”
“What kind of crazy world is this?!” you exclaimed.
“Mah one. Now, can Ah see yer penis?”
“Uhh… no.” you said in a quiet voice.
“Awww come on, sugarcube. Let me see yer penis.” she said in a soft voice, looking at you with pleading doggy eyes.
You tried to resist those adorable big eyes of hers, before sighing deeply in defeat.
A big smile was upon Applejack’s face, until you pulled down your pants. Said smile was soon replaced with a frown.
“That li’l thing is yer penis?” she said in a most disappointed tone.
You sighed deeply, even in a world where women… mares seemingly don’t know what penises are can’t even be impressed.
“Hey, its cute. Ah wanna kiss the wee little thing.” she said softly.
Suddenly your cock throbbed powerfully, growing in thickness and height significantly to literally become as large as a horse cock.
“Whoa nelly! Now, that’s more like it!” she shouted happily.
“That’s never happened before. Your horse magic is doing freaky things to my body!” you shouted, pointing your index finger at her accusingly.
“Anon, Ah’m no unicorn, I’m an Earth Pony. But why are ya complaining? Ah wanna suck that thing now so badly.” she said in a hot steamy voice, drooling at the sight of your massive cock.
“Sorry Applejack, but I’m too tired. Let’s go to sleep. We’ll have sex in the morning.”
“Darn it Anon! Ya are a bastard!” she shouted, giving you a harsh gaze and shaking her hoof in the air as if she had a fist.
“I love you too Applejack.” you said softly.
With that you pulled her close, closing your eyes to head off to sleep. Applejack made angry mumbling sounds for quite some time, before she too fell asleep.
The End
