Night falls in Equestria, a very odd green mist was floating through the sky. Twilight looked where the mist was coming from, a very unhappy look came upon the face of twilight sparkle.
The moonlight lead the way to twilights destination, the thought of the green mist made twilight angry. As twilight walked down the road a bush moved in a uneasy way. As twilight walked over to the mysterious bush Pinky Pie popped out of the bush HIII Twilight!!! Pinky what are you doing in that bush? Twilight said with a curious look on her face. oh nothing, im not following you or anything. Pinky said with a big grin on her face. Pinky why are you following me? I was bored and I wanted to see what were doing. Pinky you cant come with me im on a mission to see what that green mist is. Even though Twilight already knew what it was. Oh come on twilight please please please please pleeeaaaseee said Pinky with a eager expression on her face.Oh ok pinky said Twilight uneager. Yayyyyy!!!! Pinky exclaimed. Twilight and Pinky kept to their destination to find out where the mist was coming from. Are we getting closer Twilight? Yessss Pinky said Twilight very annoyed. Hey I know where we’re at! said Pinky jumping up and down. I know Pinky the creepy ass Ever Free Forest. (pinky gasps) Twilight you said a bad word! Pinky does not approve! Cut the kiddy crap Pinky this forest is creepy as fuck! As they both walk into the forest, Pinky has her head down from Twilights mean comment to her. where are we going Twilight? Twilight with a smart retort Zecoras house Why are we going to that creepy mares house? Pinky replied very quickly. Because I know what’s going on over there.Ohhh, well don’t keep it to yourself tell meeeeeeSo Twilight and Pinky walk up to Zecoras house,Pinky wait right here and I mean right here!(Twilight opens the door and the sound of Mary Jane by Rick James and smoke filled the whole house.)cough* cough*(Twilight looks up and sees Vinyl Scratch on the DJ booth.)Woooexclaimed Vinyl.Everypony Stop!!(the sound of the record scratching stops all the music.) The room comes to a dead silence, until that is Spike with hisMy Little Bongthe sound of water in the bong tossing and turning. Spike looks over and sees Twilight glaring at him.Hey Twilight wanna try this dragon Kush?Spike smiles and laughs at Twilight. For some reason Derpy walks up to Spike and says.I don’t know what went wrong.Twilight couldn’t help but to laugh at what Derpy said.Where is Zecora?Twilight said with curiosity in her voice.I dunno probably somewhere trippin her hooves off. out comes Zecora of course with blood shot eyes and white powder on her nose. Spike walks over to Twilight and says that’s not even coke man, I gave her baby powder. He starts laughing hysterically. Zecora you alright? Twilight said nervously. Better than alright im flyin mother bucker!!! Okayyy? Meanwhile back out side of Zecoras house Pinky starts singing to fight away the creepys of the night. Twilight pops her head out the door. Pinky? Yes Twilight? Can you do something for me? Sure Twi- Pinkys reply was cut short by Twilight. Shut up! The door shut with a slam. Hey Vinyl Scratch crank that shit up!, Spike hand me that friendship bong!
youll get a good laugh at the middle and the end also if you have ever watched the MOV. episodes on you tube youll get the jokes. its my first story and if you like then ill try to make more :) sorry for the stupid little marks for quotes of course my crapy computer doesnt even have the key on the key board. plz no negitivity plz love and tollerate fellow bronys! and i love pinky pie its just she was the only charactor that i could make jokes about.
If this story does do good on here i will try and make more like i said. i like the thought of my own my little stoner world it seems funny and weird also just flat out random! i love derpy and everything she does, pinky pie is random and funny but those just aren`t enough for this weird brony i need them (mostly pinky) to be more weird and well derpy ha ha. i also want to make a world war 2 story and if you like the idea comment and rate this story there will be killing gore and maybe prob. not sex but ill make you guys say wow whats in that insane little mind of his.
