Beep……beep…….beep……beep…….beep.

‘Sigh I truly hate that noise’

Everyone has an attire when sleeping, whether it be PJ’s or even naked. Me? I sleep in my boxers. Not too much that you can feel the covers literally rubbing on your privates when you turn when naked and you’re not hot due to you wearing a full set of pyjamas under a thick duvet. I understand if you’re in a cold climate but here in the UK, it’s a mixed batch, besides I prefer to be cold then hot. At least when you are cold you can put another layer of clothing on, when your hot there’s only so many small things to help cool you off that it becomes a bother. Sadly though I felt like ice. “God damn, I’m in my bed covers and its freezing in here”

Rolling over and still half asleep I slapping the alarm clock for it to shut up on the bedside table, sadly I knocked over my phone on the floor.

I was hoping that glaring at it would just make it appear in my hand but that just wishful thinking, didn’t stop me from trying. Yawning I got out of bed and rubbed my eyes but when I opened them, I knew something was off with the place.

What I saw in front of me or more like around me was not something I was expecting to wake up to.

“What the….?”

I had no walls. I’m not even kidding, the solid brick wall that had an opaque wallpaper was just black.

So black that it felt like I was just looking into a void.

Looking around I was so startled that none of my stuff was around me. My ps4 with my laptop and tv. Gone. All my various posters of games and bands. Gone. All my damn clothes in my draws and wardrobe gone. You get the picture I’m sure. The only thing around me was the bed I was on. Looking to where my alarm clock was supposed to be on the bedside table. That was gone too. Dunno how, as it was right in front of me not even a second ago.

I stared at the ‘void’ for a few minutes as I hoped that I was just dreaming a very lucid dream. No. More like a fucking nightmare.

I shook my head to clear it up a bit.

I started to check myself to see if anything was out of the ordinary. Nope pretty normal on my person. Pale skin, skinny as fuck. Honestly I’m eat but can’t put the weight on so I get cold pretty quickely because of it.

“This can’t be happening, fuck is goin on?” Panic took over as thoughts I rarely ever thought of surfaced.

I started to hyperventilate and quickly sat down on the bed to stop myself from fainting on the floor.

‘What did I do last night that resulted in this? I did the usual thing right? Played on my ps4 till the early morning whilst blasting some heavy metal down my ears’

“Sigh this ain’t cool man”

Sometime had past. How much I’ve no idea as my clock was now missing. Something better bloody happen. Don’t fancy spending an eternity in a fucking void. Sadly my wish came true.

“Well, well. What do we have here?”

A very seductive voice spoke out in my room to me, it was not helping me calm down in the slightest. It sounded like a woman’s. Soft and a slightly high pitch but I couldn’t see them so I assumed. Yeah I assumed someone’s gender, Fucking sue me tumblr.

“The fuck’s there!!?” Shouting down just trying to level my head with this complete mess.

“Ooh, feisty one aren’t you?” That voice came right to my ear then, I whipped my head around but again I didn’t see anyone but I swear I felt their breath on my neck.

“I’m getting real sick of this shit. Show yehself!”

“Dear If I could I would do, alas I cannot physically manifest myself. However I am very curious as to what you are and how you came to be in my domain”.

‘Should I trust this voice? Well I’ve got nothing to lose, I’m practically stuck in limbo at this point’

“Erm, my Name is Lewis, I’m a human and yeh I’ve no, ‘sigh’ fuckin idea how I got here, I was just sleeping in my bed. Next thing I know I’m in some black abyss chattin to a voice”

It took a while for the voice to reply back, probably just had to process that information I dropped on it, or her in this case. The silence wasn’t helping me calm my nerves so I was still on edge at this point.

“Oh. I see. Please I do, I really do apologise Lewis, it would seem that for reasons beyond your control that, fate has decided to place you here, why this is the case I do not know but I can rectify that if may be”

“…….what? You sayin you can’t get me back to England and fucking FATE!?” ‘I bloody hope that’s not the case and all I can do is just wake up and chalk this experience up as a crazy dream’

“Oh dear, I am truly sorry. I cannot send you back to your previous destination. England was it?”

My emotions just flipped a whole 180 at that point

“You better be chattin shit I swear to god if this is some fuckin joke I’ll”

“Please Lewis. I do not wish this upon anyone but you must understand. I cannot return you to where you resided as I do not know where this England is” There was genuine pity in her voice but I didn’t care.

“England, it’s in Europe for fucks sake”

“I don’t know a Europe. Do you know which parsec that is?”

“Parsec? Look it’s on Earth, big blue planet in the Sol system. In Milky Way galaxy. Must have heard that”

“Hmm, I’m sorry but it doesn’t ring a bell to me”

I took a few deep breathes to try and keep calm, no point in throwin a fit if there’s nothing to do bout it. Just roll with it. She doesn’t know where I lived. It’s a big universe.

“Right, so I can’t go back to my home where my friends and family are, oh fuck no, no ,no”

It hit me. Sod the whole it felt like a ‘ton of bricks’ metaphor. My whole life is over. I didn’t even finish my diploma for fucks sake. What kind of sick joke is this?!

I didn’t even have a last pint with my mates, getting smashed and waking either on the couch passed out or waking up to someone I don’t know and having a hangover for the day. Saying goodbye to my family. I felt a single tear rolled down my right cheek and then closed my hands as I let the floodgates open. I’m not one for expressing my emotions but this moment I had an excuse. My fucking life. What I worked for was, over.

Time passed again. I dunno how long I cried on my bed half naked, in some dark void with a presence watching me.

I felt drained, tired but I refuse to go out like this. One key thing about me. I never fucking give up.

“What options are there for me? I won’t accept bein stuck here for eternity with just a bed and a voice”.

“Well, this is the least I can do, I haven’t felt such sadness before. I can’t help but feel responsible for putting you through such an endeavour, so as such I shall take you to a new life. A new world where you will become an inhabitant of the planet and live your life there if you so choose to”.

That perked my head up a little, ‘a second chance huh. Wait, that’s sounds too good to be true’

“sigh what, what’s the catch?”

“You will revert to a young one yet again as you did on your world, however If you choose you may keep your memories with you”

‘Christ, I’ll have to go through puberty again, well I do like new environments. Sigh seriously this is fucked up’

I nod “sure why not, and yeh I’m keepin my memories. They’ll help me out a fair few”

“Very well then Lewis, if that is the choice you wish then I shall send you to my mother’s creation, the world of Equis”

Suddenly without any warning my head felt like it was splitting apart, a surge of heat erupted in the head.the pain was intense I ended up on my bed screaming out

“ARRRGGGH WHAT THE FUCK? QUIT THIS SHIT NOW!!” I shouted to the void to hopefully make the voice stop the pain

“Oh no I’m sorry, I did not know this would do such a thing, I’m causing you more pain.”

I didn’t even get half of that as I passed out. I swear to all fucking holy I’m gonna break something when I wake up.

Meanwhile in a distant location of time and space, maybe even dimension I dunno exactly:

“Out of my way, my wife is having our baby!” A stallion rushed past the busy streets of the capital of Equestria, Canterlot. The place was filled to the brim of luxury and wondrous locations high atop the mountain side. The white walls protecting the inhabitants of any would be invader that would dare try to take the throne for themselves. White marble paved the way the stallion was running on.

The recently promoted Commander Ash Lance decorated in his golden armour held tightly to his masculine body.His helmet was of a roman design with a hole at the front for him to slide his horn through without discomfort .The cress atop containing the colours of blue and white striped, out showing who he was to his peers. As he galloped down the streets many other ponies quickly avoided his path as they didn’t wish to be trampled on by a fully grown Commander of the day guard.

He quickly skidded around the corner as sweat started to form on his brow. He saw the hospital that his wife was currently in. He rushed to and sprinted through the doors without any hesitation. He ran to the counter that the receptionist was busy with paperwork hearing his hoofsteps from the entrance.

“My wife, where’s Pearl Light?” He quickly asked with heavy breaths.

“Commander Lance, she’s in room 314. Take the stairs to the third floor then go down the corridor and it’s the room on the left two doors down”

He didn’t waste any time getting there and not 20 seconds later he could hear his wife screaming in pain from outside the door. He quickly opened the door to see his beautiful wife already caked in sweat to her pink coat of fur in the position they were told of. Her pale creamy mane was everywhere and as soon as she heard him come in her pale blue eyes locked on to his green ones.

“Oh thank Celestia you’re here, she’s coming out. I don’t care at this point Lance, ahh It hurts” Pearl said as the Doctor came in through the door right behind the Commander. Lance stood beside his wife and held her hoof in his.

“Mrs Light my name is Doctor Strain. I’ll be your doctor for this procedure so you do not have to worry about anything, just listen to the maternity nurse and she’ll keep everything going smooth for you and the baby”

A mare came up to the couple to other side of the bed

“Are you two ready?”

Pearl turned to her husband and smiled. Lance looked into her eyes and knew this magical moment is about to take place. He wouldn’t trade it for anything else. He nodded to her and held her hoof tightly.

Pearl then gave out a final breath of air psyching herself up

‘Come on Pearl, you can do this. Just like Mother said breathe in breathe out’

“Ok now push”

Pearl did as instructed but felt a full force of pain

“ARRGGH SWEET CELESTIA THIS BUCKING HURTS. YOU BETTER BE GRATEFUL IM DOING THIS FOR YOU BUCKING FOAL ARRGGGHHH”

As I could hear a womans voice, I heard a few others as well. Two males by the sound of it. I could feel some kind of pressure pushing through a tight hole.

“I can see the horn dear, you got this”

“AARRGHH, BUCKING HELL. GET OUT OF ME YOU FILLY”

Another big push and I felt my head pop out of the hole.

‘Wait where am I? I can’t open my eyes for some reason’.

A few more minutes of more pushing and I felt my entire body out of that hole. I felt blankets wrapped around me. For some reason my hearing went mute for some reason so I could only hear those two voices before.

Some time had passed and I opened my eyes……bloody wish I fucking didn’t. By the time I did this my hearing was coming back to me.

It would see I was in a hospital surrounded by 2 horses. One in some gold armour and the other wearing a doctor’s outfit. Fuck kind of drugs was I taking. I felt a pink muzzle? Something turning over to see a very sweaty mare who looked like she just went through hell and back……..wait a fucking minute. I’m in a hospital. ‘That voice before said a new life on a new planet or something. Don’t you fucking dare tell me I was just?’

“Well Spark Shine, born on the 3rd of Frostfall at 12:34am. Congratulations you two. She is a perfectly healthy hermaphrodite.” The doctor saying.

‘…..I was just birthed!!! And I’m a fucking hermaphrodite!! WHY ME GOD DAMN IT?!’

Author's Note

To those new, I welcome you on this journey. To those rereading this chapter due to the changes I've made i do apologise. This chapter as an intro was shockingly bad, hopefully it's readable now

First story I've written so should be good, anyway see ya and have a good one