Hillary Clinton Saves Equestria

by Try Hard

Rating: teen
Tags: Main 6, Princess Luna, Thriller, Drama, Other, Adventure, Tragedy, Twilight Sparkle, Gore, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Human
Length: 2034

Hillary must use her power of feminism to defeat the evil Drumpf once and for all.

Beaten in her homeland, Hillary must take her forces to another dimension, specifically, to Equestria, to rebuild her faction of loyal feminists to take back America from the evil, corrupt Drumpf.

Join her on her journey to redeem her country and her kin.

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Credit to THE PUNISHER for the cover art!! Thank you!!

EXTRA NOTE: THIS WILL BE AN AWESOME TRILOGY!

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Published 2017-03-01 13:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-04 20:46:08 UTC

Chapter 1 - THE AWAKENING

“Women are the future!” Hillary yelled happily at the crowd of thousands, no, millions of potential viewers. She stood behind a super small podium, making her seem even larger than life itself.

“Together, we will stop racism in its tracks and we will overthrow Trump’s tyrannical rain!”

Applause exploded across the auditorium as the speakers mimicked a crowd of billions. She knew she didn’t need it as many people hashtagged her #StandWithHer but there was no need to be stingy with her campaign money from the generous saudi king.

In the crowd, all the good feminists and transgender-men raised their arms in the air and screeched in unison, “DOWN WITH DRUMPF DOWN WITH DRUMPF”

The chanting grew louder and louder and louder until it began to not only pierce all the ears of the fox news reporter, but to open up a portal through reality itself. A shining beam of light erupted from Hillary's crotch as she rocketed upwards into the sky. A magical portal opened up and a beautiful land can be seen on the other side.

The people stood in awe as the very universe itself seemed to stillen. A great magical feet not seen since the time of Jesus had occurred. A portal! To a magical land!

Shrieks and celebratory yells filled the air as all of the non-bias media and all of the supporters in the crowd started floating up in the air. Only true supporters of Hillary rose up, the rest sat helpless on the ground. They were exposed as the un-american racists that they were as they gaped at the miracle.

Suddenly, they all flew into Hillary's crotch, disappearing into the portal.

After the last of them flew through, her body started collapsing into itself until finally a loud POP was heard and she disappeared along with her supporters, leaving all of the drumpf supporters awestruck and left behind to live out their miserable racist existence.

The almighty princess Celestia sat alongside her sister in the royal dinery. A small pony the size of a horse with dark purple fur and stark red hair brought a place of moon pancakes to the two of them. Celestia conjured up magical delicious syrup that automatically poured itself in a perfect way over the delicious pancakes.

Normally Luna would make the pancakes out of the stars and the moons themselves, but due to the recent influx of undocumented workers from another dimension, she had a dimension-renown chef named Gordian Ramsey make them today.

Taking a delicious bite of the mooncakes, she thought about hiring him as a permanent fixture of the staff. However, as she thought this, a loud CRACK and BOOM happened and a magical portal exploded in front of them, making the mooncakes disappear.

In their places, a fabulous and hip Hillary Clinton stood. A chorus of “#ImWithHer” can be heard throughout the castle as loud pops and cracks sounded off throughout the town of canterlot.

Hillary held out her hand, presenting it to the princess ponies.

“Join me, my sisters, together we will create a realm of femininity and we will drive out the male gaze from our lands. We will form a unbreakable sisterhood that will last for eons, leading us into a new-age era of progress and socialism.”

The two of them turned to each other and had a very silent conversation in their minds using their telepathy.

After a little bit longer, sweat started to break out among Hillary’s bodyparts in frustration as she became unsure if the two princesses in front of her were brainwashed by the patriarchy.

Celestia stood up and was about to express her greetings and acceptance, but before she could, Luna stood up and asked, “Male gaze? Dost thou mean attraction? Therest male gaze is not a problem in our lands. Thine must be confused as thee has not had such social conflicts in our culture.”

Hillary grew very mad.

“THE PATRIACHY HAS CORRUPTED YOU!”

She threw out her palm and struck the princess across the face. Instantly, in a very quick surprise, Luna’s face and body distorted until she was wearing a rainbow scarf, hipster glasses, an old-worn beanie stained with cool-aid and fruity margaritas. She gazed upon Hillary with her now-well-known fish lips.

“Hm- perhaps thouset is right. Thee shall fallow”

Hillary smiled her feminist smile, happy she saved another one.

Celestia, seeing what happened to her sister, agreed with Hillary and accepted her offer to join together forces to create the ultimate female empire.

Within mere hours, canterlot had been changed utterly. Hillary’s supporters trampled over the possible-drumpf supporters, driving out all the men from their homes and forcing them into cages in the center of canterlot. Females that resisted their efforts were corrupted by the evil male patriarchy and so were sent to new, specially designed camps meant to educate them on what it means to be female and what they can do to promote female rights.

In one of the many halls of the palace, a battle raged on. A line of Canterlots’ guard, all men remaining of the patriarchy, held their shields and spears up, pointed towards the group of Hillary supporters. Nervous expressions were painted over their faces as the dozen of them had been cornered in a section of the palace, unable to escape the chaos and confusion happening in the city.

A line of new-age feminists charged at them, with thousands and thousands of more behind them. The menismists prayed to their non-feminist christian gods and braced for impact. Feminist screechers were the first to impact. Flailing their oppression around them in the form of a harsh vocal screech, a few of the menimists fell as the rest thrusted their spears forward, dicing and chopping the first wave into little bits.

In the feminist back line, a large healthy woman the size of a small cab had little baby boys crawling all over her. She and the little boys all wore their natural birthday suits and she picked one off of her before throwing it at one of the guards. The little baby boy stuck to the guards’ face helmet and screamed as it held on.

The large woman pointed at the guard and screamed, “Pedophile! He’s a pedophile!”

All of the guards stopped what they were doing and frowned at him, shaking their heads in disagreement. They plucked the helmet off his face, the armor off his body and kicked him into the feminists for being a dirty disgusting pedophile.

The feminist horde rushed forward, completely covering the privileged male ex-guard, and let out wails of victory as their push also overwhelm the group of guards that had kicked out one of their own at the shrieking accusations.

Several battles like the just explained were happening across the castle and the city itself. Fastly, but surely, all of the menimists were overwhelmed and the town of Canterlot was Hillary’s. New-Luna and Celestia felt pride at seeing their new female-overlord succeed in her plans to make America feminist again. However, they still had a huge obsticale. Retaking the old country of the United States of America, and then, THE WORLD.

As the fighting downed down, a new, even bigger portal exploded in the nearby town of Ponyville. Stepping out was the tyrant, Donald Trump, followed by the military and his evil supporters.

Raising his hands up in the air, the ponies of ponyville became redpillled..

“Together! We will beat back the fake news and those minorities who wish to do us harm! Together, we will make Equestria great again!”

Twilight stepped out of her treehouse, memorized by the sight of the glorious god emperor of America, as of yet, still unaware of Hillary's new reign in her homelands.

“I need to get the girls…”

Chapter 2- WAR IS COMING

Author's Note

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Chapter 2- WAR IS COMING

Very quickily, Twilight gathered all of the girls together in her library, determined to tell them all about their new god-emperor and to convince them to banish away Celestia and Luna from their minds and praise.

After a long and lengthy discussion about the man she saw arrive at Ponyville, the other girls dissented to her opinion; however, just as they were about to leave, frustrated at Twilight's’ treachery towards their princesses, Trump burst in through the library door, his hands on his hips and his chest sticking out proudly.

“Follow me, girls, and WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.”

All of the girls quickly became fazed by the glorious god-emperor and saliva dripped out of their mouths as their draws dropped at the smoothy glorious hair of his.

All but Applejack.

“What in tarnations? This an’t no ‘Murica!”

Then Trump, sensing a possible threat to his godliness, bent his hips to the right, put his hands up and behind his head with his elbows pointing outwards, and pelvic thrusted towards her. A shockwave erupted from his couch, blowing Applejack over, as the musk of a real working man washed over her.

Quickly, her mind changed on everything.

“Wowzers, Lord Emperor Trump, I never knew how wrong I was! I’m sorry! Please accept my forgiveness!”

Applejack bowed at his feet, ensuring that she was being super submissive at the feet of the most glorious man in the universe.

Straightening his posture, he composed himself very formally as his shining abs could be seen through his perfectly-tailored shirt.

“It is alright, for the American people need me. The fake news will not win today, my fellow Americans. It is time to fight back against the establishment.”

He stepped outside with the girls in tow, Twilight couldn’t help but notice his perfectly sculpted butt muscles, enjoying seeing them move underneath his perfectly-tailored garments.

Trump gathered all of the ponies in ponyville and after each pony forked over ten dollars, he handed them each a MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN hat which were very very popular amongst him and his supporters.

As he was doing so, a lone pegasus guard, obviously of the royal kind, flew down from where canterlot was near. He looked very tired and beat up. In marker, a bunch of feminist slurs such as MAN TEARS and MEMEINIST were written all over his face along with bits of spittle and cheap makeup.

He cried out as he landed in front of Trump, “Sir! Please! You have to help us in the town of Canterlot!! A evil woman arrived and is sjw-ing everyone in the city of canterlot! Please help!”

Hearing this, Trump whispered under his breath, “Hillary…”

Lord Emperor Trump, in his magnificence, took his stance as emperor and pointed to canterlot and announced, “The fight against the media begins today! Tonight, we debate in hell!”

As he commanded, Trump, his supporters (including the freshly-converted town of ponyville because the media didn’t get in the way between trump and the people), and the military all marched on towards the village of canterlot.

(In canterlot castle)

Luna, Celestia, and Hillary all sat together at the tippy top of the tallest tower in the castle. They stared upon their lands as Hillary pointed out various towns and spoke, “I feel like women are getting oppressed there and there and there.” Each time pointing to a new place.

As she was pointing to every place she could see, she gasped, seeing a bright light explode from Ponyville.

“Trump…” she whispered under her breath angrily.

She stood up, even more angry now.

“We must stop him now!”

Luna immediately got up and started agreeing, shouting pedophile and misogynist towards where Hillary was pointing. Celestia however, looked at where Hillary was pointing, contemplating who this ‘Trump’ was. He sounded powerful at the very least.

However, before she could ask, Hillary leaped outside the window, landing to the very bottom of the canterlot castle with a super hero jump, amazing the entirety of the city of Canterlot.

Luna followed soon after, stumbling on her way out the window, and screaming as she fell down very fastly.

Celestia however, frowned, still laying down looking at the town as it glowed a bright red white and blue.

“War is coming…”

Chapter 3 - THE FINAL BATTLE!!!

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