Author's Note

More fluff, fluff, and fluff!

Happy Birthday Sour

Equestria Girls In Disguise: A Pirate's Life For Me

Sunday Night, 8:00

On the planet Earth, everyone was heading to their homes late at night. It was the end of a long and hardworking day, and it was time to call it quits for the night. And for all of the students who attended Crystal Prep, they were all off at their homes either working on their homework, eating dinner, or finishing their chores.

In one of the households, a group of friends were gathered over for a party. But not just any party. Tonight was Sour Sweet's 18th birthday, and all of her friends had gathered to her home for the occasion. Well, not all of her friends. A few of her CHS friends came by to her school offering her a happy birthday and occasionally left a few gifts, but that was as close as they could do to celebrate. But Sour was thankful netherless, she was just glad to have friends who came to see her on her birthday.

Sour Sweet sat on a couch in the living room with Lemon Zest, Indigo Zap, Sunny Flare, Sugarcoat, and her new girlfriend, Smallfoot. Ever since the two of them revealed their love for one another, they had been relatively close to one another, spending every second they could with each other. The two were together for roughly four months now, and they were enjoying every moment with one another.

However, Sour's father was out working tonight, so he celebrated Sour's birthday with her early in the day. As much as he didn't want to leave her on her birthday, he had to work on that day. But it was alright with Sour, this wasn't too big of a deal for her. Her father was a kind and loving person who never missed one of her special occasions, but she was willing to be flexible and let this night slip.

But tonight, it was just a slumber party/birthday party with her friends. All of them were in pajamas, and were lounging around. There were streamers and balloons hanging from the ceiling, one single banner that said 'Happy Birthday', and on the television, there was Sour Sweet's favorite cartoon, Mighty Morphers muted with closed captions, while the radio was playing some of her favorite old tunes.

Mr Sandman, bring me a dream
make her complexion like peaches and cream
give her two lips, like roses and clover
and tell her that her lonesome nights are over

Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

"Come on, come on, open it, open it!" Lemon said.

Sour chuckled, "Okay, okay, I'm opening it."

Sour pulled a tag on the ribbon and she ripped apart the wrapping paper, revealing the present that Lemon Zest had wrapped up for her. When she tore off the last piece of wrapping paper, it revealed a box in bright white box. And as she pulled the cover of the box off, it revealed a pair of red headphones resting in the box surrounded by protective foam.

"Oh, Lemon! I love it, where did you get these?"

"I've got a buddy who works at a music store. He said these were the best headphones around, and I thought you would want something to block out all noise when you're working."

"Thanks Lemon, I love it!" Sour smiled.

"Not a problem dude," Lemon Zest grinned, "Happy Birthday."

"Okay, so that just leaves Smallfoot's gift to be the last one," Sunny stated.

"Actually, I kind of got two things for her. But the other thing I want her to see for tomorrow," Smallfoot winked.

"Aw, come on, can't you just show me both?" Sour asked.

"Nope!" Smallfoot gave a wicked smile and wiggled her eyebrows.

"Come on, please!"

Smallfoot just shook her head with a smug grin.

"You're mean, you know that?" Sour pouted.

"I know, I'm evil. But... I do want you to open up this gift I got you," Smallfoot said, putting down a gift bag in front of her, with 6 individual packages wrapped up in wrapping paper.

"Ooh, what did you get me?" Sour asked.

"Open it, open it!"

"Okay," Sour chuckled.

Sour tore off the wrapping paper, revealing the present inside. The first gift out of the individual six wrapped gifts, was a package with a Mighty Morpher toy inside, still fresh in the packaging. And the figure inside the packaging had wheels on the ankles and the shoulders, with a grill on the chest.

"Y-You got me a Mighty Morpher toy... h-how did you know?" Sour gasped.

"I remember you told me these belonged to your favorite show. I figured why not get you some merchandise from it?"

Sour felt tears well up in her eyes, "B-But how? These would have to be expensive!"

"Actually, that's the other thing. That retro store we went to? The guy wanted to give these away since he wanted to sell other stuff and he couldn't make room. So he said I could pick up the rest of these whenever I wanted, all for you," Smallfoot smiled.

Sour gave a heartwarming smiled and she pulled Smallfoot in, holding her and giving her a passionate kiss on the lips. Smallfoot's eyes just closed and she wrapped her arms around Sour, holding her in a caring embrace. Every kiss from her girlfriend was nothing but sweet sweet heaven, and she cherished every moment she kissed her.

"Smallfoot, there are no words I can say how much I love this gift," Sour teared up.

"Then don't say anything. You're worth it," Smallfoot smiled, giving her a peck on the cheek.

"Ahem?"

The two froze for a second and blushed harshly, making them laugh.

"Aw, you two are so adorable," Lemon said with a silly grin.

"T-Thanks, Lemon," Sour blushed.

"Yeah, yeah. Come on, what do you say we light the candles on the cake?"

"Of course," Sour nodded.

Indigo grinned, "I'll go light the candles. Sugarcoat, can you give me a hand?"

"As long as you promise to not to set yourself on fire like last time, sure."

"That was one time!"

"You nearly burnt down my mother's kitchen," Sugarcoat huffed as the two wandered into the kitchen.

"It was just that one wall!"

Sour and Smallfoot just chuckled as the two walked away to go light the candles. Sour snuggled closer to her girlfriend, who happily held her in her arms, wrapping her arms around her waist and giving her a peck.

"So how would you say this birthday's turning out?"

Sour looked up to her partner and nuzzled her cheek, "You know, this is probably the best birthday I've ever had. All because I'm with my best friends... and you."

Smallfoot blushed, "R-Really?"

Sour nodded and she gave her girlfriend a kiss back. Smallfoot felt her cheeks set on fire, and her face turned red.

Sunny and Lemon just slightly giggled.

"S-Sorry... didn't mean to--"

"Dearie, you have nothing to be sorry about. I'm glad to see you finally happy, and I'm glad you two are making each other happy," Sunny replied.

Sour nodded, "Yeah... I haven't had this feeling in a long time. And you know what? I like it. It feels nice."

Lemon grinned, "You bet dude. Oh sweet, Indy and Sugar are bringin' the cake around."

Sour just smiled as Indigo came around with the candlelit cake, moving at a good pace to keep it from falling and with the utmost grace. Cake, presents, hanging with her friends, snuggling with her girlfriend, this was one awesome night.

As the night went on, everyone started yawning one by one, and so they decided it was time to call it quits for the night. Besides, they all had school in the morning.

So everyone went to their individual mattresses and sleeping bags for the night. The girls were taking up parts of the downstairs living room, while Smallfoot and Sour just slept up in her bedroom, both in their individual beds.

But as the night went on, Smallfoot kept on tossing and turning. She couldn't bring herself to sleep. She didn't feel alright sleeping in the bed she was in, and she wanted to snuggle in bed with her girlfriend. But she couldn't wake her up! What could she do? She kept tossing and turning side to side, she put a pillow in between her legs, she threw off the blanket, nothing.

She was about to adjust her side again until--

"Smallfoot?"

Smallfoot froze when she heard that sweet voice call to her.

"Um..."

"Smallfoot, are you okay?" Sour asked, yawning and rubbing her eyes.

"Oh, uh, hey Sour. Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you."

Sour's eyes winced as she tried to focus on her girlfriend.

"Can't sleep?"

Smallfoot looked back to her partner.

"No, no, I just--"

"Smallfoot."

Sour raised one eyebrow, trying to wake herself up. Smallfoot just sighed, disappointingly.

"I'm sorry baby. I can't sleep."

"Well, what's wrong?"

"I... I don't know. I guess I just...", Smallfoot sighed, "You promise you won't laugh?"

"Smallfoot, whatever's wrong, you can tell me. Nothing's too ridiculous for me," Sour said, as she sat down next to her partner.

"Well... I... kind of want to... snuggle in bed with you."

"W-What?" Sour yawned.

"I want to... snuggle in bed with you."

"Hmm?"

Smallfoot groaned, "I want to snuggle with you. There, I said it."

Sour just gave a weak smile while her eyes were trying not to fall asleep.

"Is that it? Why didn't you say anything before?"

"Well, I didn't want to make things awkward and... I wasn't sure how you would feel about that," Smallfoot whimpered.

Sour just smiled and kissed Smallfoot on the cheek, "Baby, its okay. Look, we've been dating for what, four months already?"

"Mmmhmmm."

"Smallfoot, its okay if you want to snuggle with me. In fact, I uh... would love it, if you could sleep with me."

Smallfoot's eyes went a little wide, "R-Really?"

Sour winked, "Nothing would help me sleep better knowing you were right beside me."

Smallfoot gave another smile and she kissed her girlfriend on her cheek. The two got up on their feet and Sour moved herself into her bed, and she patted a spot next to her. Smallfoot blushed and she moved herself into the bed with Sour, moving under the sheets right next to her. Smallfoot wrapped her arms around Sour's waist and she gave her a kiss on the cheek.

"I love you Sour. Sweet dreams."

Sour blushed and she moved her head so she could kiss her on the lips.

"I love you Big Rig. Goodnight."

Smallfoot smiled and she moved herself closer to Sour, holding her close. Smallfoot took a moment to just watch Sour go back to sleep. It was perhaps the most adorable thing that she had ever seen. She looked so at peace with herself. The sweet scent of her hair enraptured her senses. Sour Sweet looked like she was glowing, and she was beautiful. But then again, in Smallfoot's optics, Sour is always beautiful.

"I'll never let anyone hurt you. Goodnight, my beautiful sweetness."

Smallfoot relaxed, and eventually she let sleep take over her, and Sour's body provided all of the warmth she needed.

Back in space, leaving Cybertron's atmosphere was a giant spaceship. A warship to be precise. But not a regular warship, this warship looked like a hodgepodge of mismatching parts poor construction. There were various engine parts and metal plating scattered all along the ship, none of which looked consistently even with some of the odd colors here and there. There were a few guns mounted at strange positions on the ship, there were a few fins sticking out some of the sides; some of which were bent in weird ways, and many of the thrusters were positioned in a few bizarre places on the ship.

The main cabin where the crew controlled it was positioned far at the back of the ship, right above a landing strip that was paved on the top for flyers to come down and land or take off of. And inside the cabin were the six pirates/bounty hunters preparing for take off.

There were many control pads and seats scattered about in the main control room, almost as if more than six people were supposed to man the controls. And scattered about were the main pilots. Road Rage, Scatterspike, and Overload sat at the front of the ship, with their fingers tapping several flashing buttons and control pads. Behind them sitting in higher control seats were Forewing and Roughedge, who also clicked on several buttons preparing their take off. Right in the middle of them both, sitting behind was Shadelock who clicked on several more buttons.

"The engines are ready to take off. Overload?"

Overload hit his buttons on more keypads, "Activating hyperdrive, and primary thrusters."

"And how long should our little space trip take?"

"We'll arrive in roughly, 5 to 10 Earth hours."

"Good. Road Rage, commence the countdown."

Road Rage nodded and hit her fingers on the console.

"10, clearing atmosphere. 9, sealing hatches. 8, primary thrusters and engines active. 7, checking circuit boards... 6, preparation for hyperdrive. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... BLAST OFF!"

The main thrusters on the back of the engines ignited, sending a shock wave to the main crew inside. All of them flew back in their seats and some of them were even tossed out of their chairs landing against the back walls as the ship took off.

Roughedge was the only one who held on to the controls. He pulled a lever forward, and the ship was sent hurling through space into hyperspace. Once they were shot out, the surrounding space outside of the cabin was showing nothing but bright blue as they were going faster than the speed of light, on their merry way to Earth.

Shadelock smirked as he stood back up on his feet from the fall.

"Next stop, planet Earth."

The Transformers will return after these messages...