A Tail and Two Ponies

by tailsopony

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Applejack, Porn, Fetish, Rainbow Dash, Comedy
Length: 4841

Rainbow dash likes it a little rough. A good yank with some teeth and a tree branch rough.

Oh! Hello there. I work at this facility. I compile the projects. Rainbow dash? Yes, I have several.

Oh, that one... You don't want that one. How about this nice one over here? She wins a race in it!

No? Well fine then. It's your loss. The other one is a nice report. You're quite sure this is the one you want? Nothing else catches your eye?

Of course not. Why wouldn't you want to embarrass us both?

Wanker...
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Inspired by the cover art, by alorix .
http://alorix.deviantart.com/
Also, check out their patreon if you want something from them. Unfortunately, the patreon site has a bunch of NSFW art(mostly boobs), so I can't link directly to it. But it's under alorix, so it's easy enough to find.

Published 2017-03-03 03:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-03 03:50:01 UTC

A report on branches.

Oh. You actually wanted to review this project, not just look at the cover. I uhh... didn't think anybody would actually want to check in on this one. This is going to be really awkward.

Oh? No, I really am working on the project, I promise! It’s just… well…

Now? Sure. Fine, fine. We’ll start.

So first, lets talk about her—Rainbow Dash. She's a pegasus, a boaster, a…

Oh. You know all that already?

Well, fine then. Be that way.

Have a sit, we’ll just jump right in. But don’t blame me if you miss out on something important.

***

Rainbow Dash inspected the apple tree closely. She'd picked one that would be in Applejack's path soon, so she didn’t have much time to get into place. The branch she was eyeing was low enough to the ground to work, but not low enough to be suspicious. It also looked strong enough to hold her weight, and definitely a little extra. Hopefully it wouldn't break too soon. Best of all, there was a neat little crook in the branch to cosy up in. It looked perfect for a nap, which is exactly what she wanted.

***

To be clear, she wanted it to look perfect for a nap, not to actually sleep there. I wanted to be sure you understood that. It's quite important.

***

Settling down in the crook, she closed her eyes, far too excited to fall asleep. Her tail dangled haphazardly off the branch while she hid the rest of herself, making it look like she'd expertly hidden but her tail had slipped out during her slumber. The double deception of making herself visible while appearing to hide had been a skill she’d honed over the years.

She'd made the mistake of being too well hidden a few times. That had always resulted in a buck to the tree and an unpleasant shake, followed by an unfortunate tumble to the ground. She didn't like it when that happened because she'd have to pretend to be asleep and fall clumsily all the way down. More rare still, Applejack would take too long and Rainbow actually would fall asleep. When that happened, she couldn't get a solid grip at all and everything would fall flat dangerously quickly—especially herself.

Ultimately, Rainbow Dash did not like to fall. She liked to fly. She liked the Wonderbolts. She liked sitting on branches. And most of all, she liked Applejack yanking her tail—hard—and, unfortunately falling came with that territory.

***

Hold on a tick. You say you didn't know that? Yes, she likes it when her tail’s yanked, and I’m not talking about an American yank. “Like” might not be strong enough a word, even. She likes it so hard it makes her cheeks blush, her wings flutter, and her legs give out. If you didn’t know that then perhaps you should not have interrupted me at the beginning.

Fine, I’ll pick up where I left off for you. But only because you asked nicely.

As I was saying earlier, Rainbow Dash is a pegasus, a boaster, an athlete, and a total freak in the sack. What I mean by that last bit is that, amongst her other issues, she’s got a strange kink that most other ponies just don’t get—tail yanking. And not just any tail yanking, no-siree.

She needs it yanked hard and rough, and a good yank has to last. She’s not into tail pulling, or tail tugging, or tail groping. She needs a strong continuous yank to help her get her blood flowing, her legs kicking, and her body to feel alive.

Yes, I did wink at you.

It also helps if it’s in public, but that’s really just another kink of hers that’s bled across and into her tail yanking kink.

Lucky for her, she knows just the pony who can yank, and pull, and then yank some more. A pony who’s dependable, stubborn, easy on the eyes, and just a touch stronger than her. That way she always ends up getting yanked down, even when she struggles as hard as she can. That’s part of the fun for her as well, just a little bit of public humiliation, but I digress again.

Let’s get back to it, shall we?

***

She’d experienced more than her fair share of tumbles and thumps, and maybe quite a few splats as well. But all that came with being a stunt flyer, and also apparently came with tricking your friends into helping you get off. She knew that was what it was, even if it was a different kind of “getting off.” Don’t misunderstand, she still quite liked doing it the normal way; for instance, a hoof or a good toy. She’d even played around with a partner or two a few times.

All of that was fun, but it just didn’t have the thrill of this. The wonderful sneaky sensation of getting her straight laced friend to unknowingly bring her to, and over, that wonderfully deviant brink of ecstasy. The building anticipation as she waited, hearing Applejack slowly walk towards the tree and happily hum as she worked. The secret, ecstatic joy of hearing her grumble in frustration that Rainbow was being a “Lazy, good for nothin varmint.” And most of all, the gentle tug when Applejack first takes her tail into her mouth.

***

Fine, you’re right. Maybe she does like tugging. But not as much as yanking! Look here at this bit!

***

Of course, all that would be followed by the yank. Rainbow Dash began to drool on her hoof, thinking about the upcoming event. Applejack was just the best.

Pinkie could hang on forever, but just didn’t have the raw strength Rainbow needed. Twilight’s magic could pin her tail, but Twilight was always careful to never actually yank her by the tail. She’d once worried that Twilight knew, but eventually she’d decided that Twilight just made absolutely sure never to hurt ponies with magic. There was probably a story there, but Rainbow had never bothered to ask.

As for Rarity and Fluttershy, the first would never be caught dead touching, let alone yanking, another mare’s tail in public for any reason, and the second was far too timid to ever try. Rainbow had considered tricking Spike into yanking it by giving him a particularly acrobatic ride, but something about abusing the baby dragon’s trust for that felt too wrong for her to actually go through with it. She’d have to wait a few years for that one, but when he was bigger he’d have big strong arms and a meaty claw to grab her by. Rainbow was glad that drool was a sign of heavy sleeping.

***

Yes. I know Rarity has pulled a tail or two. I'm sure Rainbow Dash knows this, too. She just forgot, and is certainly not stereotyping her dear friend as "prissy". Rainbow is incredibly good at remembering her friend's traits and behaviors when she's horny, and never thinks in extremes. She's a sensitive and thoughtful pony who's very understanding of her friends quirks.

Really? You don't say.

It's called sarcasm. Now shut up and listen.

***

The soft crunch of footsteps and a familiar hum pulled her out of her, ahem, perfectly normal musings. Applejack had to be nearby, finally in earshot. Rainbow kept her eyes pinned closed as her heart started to race. Carefully she wrapped her forelegs a little bit around the branch, just in case Applejack decided to surprise her. It hadn’t happened before, but Rainbow wasn’t willing to take that risk today.

Applejack bucked a nearby tree with a loud thunk, causing Rainbow to shiver in anticipation. She had to remind herself that it wasn’t quite time yet. Her farm pony friend had to buck a few trees before she got close enough to notice. Rainbow silently complained that Applejack was working far too slow. Why couldn’t ponies hurry up and get their work done fast, like she did?

***

Of note, Applejack was working at exactly the speed she intended to work at. That’s how Applejack always works, and if you tell her otherwise then she will respond with a stern glare and a silent, disapproving stare. Rainbow Dash is very aware of this, and so keeps her dangerous opinions on Applejack’s ploddingly slow work ethic to herself. This little nugget is, in fact, how they manage to remain friends at all.

Yes, I’m quite confident of this. No, I am not employing hyperbole, thank you very much.

I would never, ever do that in a million years.

***

Rainbow listened close as Applejack bucked another tree and made a second loud thunk, filling up her apple buckets by using some sort of earth pony magic. Rainbow gently swished her tail, letting it sway invitingly in the wind as she pretended to sleep. Applejack was taking too long, and the anticipation was driving Rainbow crazy, and worse, causing her mind to wander.

What was so hard about bucking apple trees all day? Rainbow could probably buck the entire orchard in forty seven seconds, give or take a second, if she could do earth pony magic. But no. Slow, dependable Applejack just meandered from tree to tree, taking her good looking time. She’d stop, line up a kick, carefully measure the wind, wait a second, and then… measure the wind again. Forever. Then reset her stance and do it again. And maybe, eventually, she’d kick. If she ever felt like it.

Another thunk distracted Rainbow from her thoughts again as Applejack happily hummed at a job well done. Rainbow slowly swished her tail, hoping to grab Applejack’s attention while the farm pony moved to the next tree. Her efforts were rewarded when the humming stopped, and the cursing started.

“What… the… buck?” Rainbow heard a noise like a hat being thrown angrily to the ground, and frantically fought back her struggling smile. It was time!

“Is she for real? I just told her last week! One bucking week. What is wrong with her? Don’t she own a gosh darn bed?”

***

Rainbow Dash does indeed own a bed, and it is, as she brazenly puts it, “comfy as fuck.”

***

Applejack started by shouting. It never worked, but she always tried it. “Rainbow! Wake up! You can’t sleep there! My orchard ain’t your personal hotel!”

Rainbow had to hold back a snorting laugh as she heard some stomping and grumbling.

“Gosh darn it, girl! If you don’t get down here right now I’m…”

Rainbow knew what she was going to do. She was gonna do what she always did, and give Rainbow’s tail a nice, hard yank.

“I’m gonna buck you down!”

Oh shit.

Rainbow panicked, keeping her sleeping composure while her mind raced.

“I’m serious, Dash. If you’re awake you best get that rainbow butt outta Caudalstem, or I’m gonna buck him with you in it.”

Rainbow quickly realized why Applejack was so angry. This was one of her named trees, it had been planted on a date and for a reason important to the pony. Applejack was crazy about her trees, but the named ones were even more dangerous to mess with.

Rainbow ran through her options. Applejack could be bluffing, she might not buck the tree with Rainbow in it. She’d warned Rainbow before how that could damage the tree, and she probably wouldn’t be willing to risk it with Caudlewhatever. Rainbow could also pretend to wake up, but Applejack might figure out that she wasn’t really sleeping. Rainbow had never responded to yelling before, so getting up now might set a precedent, and that was not something she wanted.

She decided that she really didn’t have any options, so she kept pretending to sleep.

***

Rainbow Dash actually had a quite a few options. She could have pretended to sleep talk, pretended to have a nightmare, admitted what she was doing, or simply flew away while upside down and talking in reverse, then later blaming the situation on Discord.

When I described Rainbow Dash earlier, did I describe her as clever?

No?

Good.

***

“I ain’t got time for this.” Applejack muttered to herself, then shouted. “That’s it, you’re coming down. One way or another.”

Rainbow braced herself, letting her tail twitch slightly in nervous anticipation. Applejack was going to buck the tree, or pull her and she wasn’t sure which. The nervous energy in her stomach made her feel like she was going to throw up.

***

I know horses don’t throw up. These aren’t horses, they’re ponies.

Not different?

Don’t be stupid. Of course they’re different.

Now stop interrupting me. If you don’t like it, you can leave at any time.

***

Rainbow carefully clutched the branch, her wings shivering with nerves. It was taking too long. She didn’t know what to do.

Should she get up?

She didn’t hear Applejack moving around, but she hadn’t felt a tug either. Rainbow controlled her nervous breathe, determined not to break her charade. Had Applejack left somehow?

A soft breeze ruffled her feathers as the orchard was silent.

Rainbow imagined Applejack standing down there, measuring the wind, setting up her strike. Had she set a third bucket for Rainbow to fall in? Why couldn’t Rainbow hear her? Maybe she’d moved on to another tree?

Rainbow didn’t hear any humming, Applejack hadn’t moved on to another tree. She swallowed, momentarily unable to stop herself. Worry filled her mind. Something was wrong, and she didn’t know what. Her tail swished slightly as she flicked it.

The nervous anticipation was making her body react. She felt a cooling sensation on her briefly exposed under-tail as the wind glanced across her now glistening arousal. She hoped she wasn’t dripping. This was going to be the most exciting yank she’d had in a long time. Hopefully.

***

Little known fact about Applejack, and I really had to dig to get this so appreciate it: she’s a voyeur.

You don’t have to believe me. It’s still true.

Well, I wasn’t supposed to look into her, now, was I?

That IS why, stop asking. It’s just about Rainbow Dash. I’m sorry, but I’m just doing my job. If you want a different report, you know the process. What are you, some kind of wanker?

Then how did I know about Applejack’s little interest? Obviously I was doing my job and researching Rainbow when it came up. She spends a lot of time in Applejack’s orchard trees.

Now listen.

***

Still nothing. Rainbow shivered, wondering if she should get up. Applejack should have done something by now, it had to have been hours!

***

About a minute thirty, actually.

***

She couldn’t take it. Rainbow thought about peeking, just a quick glimpse to see if Applejack was still down there. She almost did when Applejack finally spoke up.

“Huh. Guess you might actually be asleep. No way you could hold still that long. I swear I saw you flying around just a few minutes ago. Figured this was some prank.”

Rainbow almost face hoofed, but held her composure. Of course Applejack had probably seen her stunt flying a few minutes before she decided on getting a good yank. Seeing the pony in the orchard is what made her think about it, and if she could see Applejack, then Applejack could see her.

“It ain’t a prank, right? You are actually sleepin, right?”

No. But Rainbow wasn’t going to answer her. It was almost time and she felt giddy, a nervous energy flowing through her limbs as her heart raced. She managed to keep her breath slow and steady, hiding her slight quivering from the farm pony’s view.

Applejack muttered to herself again, “What am I doin. Talking to myself out in a field.” Then she shouted, “Wake up, Dash!”

Dash kept her eyes closed. The waiting was almost over. It was time.

“Of course that never works. Only one thing wakes your lazy butt up.”

Dash felt a gentle tug on her tail as Applejack took it into her mouth. She stilled, letting the world fall quiet and silent, focusing on her tail. A shiver ran through her hoof as the nervous energy collected, ready to grab the branch.

And then, well, Applejack yanked.

***

And that’s that then.

Oh. You want me to keep going?

Well fine. I guess in a convoluted way you already paid for it, didn’t you? I’ll just finish this up then, so stay quiet.

No, you may not have these pictures. They stay in the report.

***

The sudden yanking ripped her hind legs out of the tree, but Rainbow managed to keep her forelegs wrapped around the branch. She held on for dear life and a little more as Applejack pulled.

She clenched her body, tightening her muscles as she felt her tail pull harshly on her dock, stretching it and her body with an immense force. Rainbow shuddered, her asshole and pussy stretched from the force of the yank and the frantic flailing of her hind legs as they kicked wildly in the air.

This was what she’d been trying for, this was her moment of bliss and it was amazing. Applejack was beneath her, on the mud where she belonged, straining and pulling to pull Rainbow from her perch in the blue sky down into the dirt with her.

Rainbow fought, struggling even as her tail began to hurt—a stinging and biting pain shooting up her back as it was harshly yanked again. Applejack was going for broke, roughly trying to tear her out of the tree, and Rainbow was loving it.

It happened quick, Rainbow began to slide as her arms started to give out. Her core quivered as something deep inside her body was squeezed by her tightly clenched abdomen and she struggled to lift her body back up to her perch. She used her whole body, tensing her strong abdominal muscles, pulling with her arms and curling her legs up, all while she fought Applejack’s inevitable strength.

Applejack’s raw, natural strength was going to overcome her. Her friend was going to beat down her finely trained body as it fought to keep her aloft, away from the dirt. At the thought of being beaten Rainbow came, her insides shaking as her back legs quivered in concerted, reflexive bucks. Her whole body lit up in ecstasy as the deep muscular orgasm spread from behind her stomach, just above her pelvis.

Rainbow shuddered as the burning, throbbing orgasm made her lower half go numb. She’d never lasted this long before, and Applejack was pulling incredibly hard. Rainbow didn’t want it to end, but was growing weak. Flitting thoughts of bliss ravaged her mind, as her tail was pulled so hard it caused her to dock to break through the warm numbness with shouting, screaming pain. And the pain brought back the other tingles as well, the warm fuzzy ones that spread from her abdomen and out to everything else.

Rainbow slipped further down as Applejack grunted. Rainbow’s wings fluttered helplessly, she was too tight everywhere to use them for anything functional. Her ears were plastered back and she was holding back her groans and screams, desperately trying to keep up a grumpy and sleepy act instead.

Applejack shouted at her through grit teeth, “Get outta Caudalstem!”

Rainbow feigned a sleepy grunt out as she desperately clutched the branch. “Don’t wanna.”

Applejack redoubled her yanking, forcing her to slide just a little bit further. Rainbow struggled to climb back up, fighting her friend’s strength with just her upper body. It felt like she was getting pulled apart, her muscles were searing white hot throughout her whole body.

She was going to cum again. She’d never made it twice before, and it felt different than every other time. Her ears pinned back harder, her hooves clenched desperately, her tongue curled, her aching, empty pussy gulped, and every single muscle in her body clenched tightly.

Applejack yanked harder.

Rainbow got dizzy in her euphoria, vaguely realizing was going to slip; she couldn’t hold on any more. But she was so close, so tantalizingly, achingly close to something new and amazing that she had to win. She had to fight for as long as she could.

The part of her that was coherent desperately hoped it was long enough.

It wasn’t. She began to slip for real as she was pulled past the point where leverage worked in her favour. Now it was raw muscle strength, pony against pony, and Applejack was going to win. Applejack always won.

Rainbow Dash needed just a little bit more time—any time at all. Electric arcs were racing up her body as her failing muscles desperately held her tightly. She kept trying to curl herself, that was the motion that ignited it. The kindling was set, she just needed to do one crunch with Applejack pulling. One simple crunch to her ultimate ecstasy.

But Applejack held her tight, and Rainbow’s arms gave out. She began to slide quickly down. Desperate to cum once more, she thought quick. Not smart, mind you, just quick.

As her face grated down the branch, she bit it, digging her upper jaw into Caudalstem to lock her in place. Her descent rapidly stopped, and she wrapped her arms desperately around the branch as she tried to climb back up. Searing pain jutted through her jaw, but she chose to ignore it, instead furiously fighting one last time.

Applejack was enraged. She angrily shouted for Rainbow to come down, the lack of threats a dangerous sign of how angry she really was. She shouted through her tightly clenched teeth, “Rainbow! Get down here!”

In that moment, she let up slightly to readjust her footing. Rainbow didn’t notice what she was doing, all she noticed was that her desperate attempts at curling her body up for one more crunch were suddenly successful.

The yanked tail screamed out one more time as the dock bent forcefully backwards, her body stretched to the limit. Rainbow blinked and one eye wouldn’t open as the other lost focus. The searing muscles in her body all quivered, lurching within her at once as a bonfire lit them again. This time, it was different. This time, it came from everywhere.

Rainbow saw heaven. Her teeth dug deeply into the tree branch, her neck and arms supported her and Applejack’s impossible weight, and everything squeezed her insides like jelly. Something came alive inside of her, a thing that made her scream into the pulping wood as her body uncontrollably convulsed, kicking and shivering desperately as she wildly came. Her pussy clenched, and she felt a thick and satisfying squirt squeezed from her pulsing insides, spraying through the air. It felt almost like she was peeing, but it was too much and too fast to be that.

Rainbow sucked in a breath of sawdust flavoured air as the world shrank to just her screaming, twitching, leaking, euphoric body.

Applejack yanked hard, and Rainbow’s teeth painfully ripped through the tree branch as she was helplessly flung to the orchard floor.

She didn’t notice the fall or even the impact. Instead, she lay there uncontrollably shuddering while her wings flapping pointlessly into the ground. Everything burned, twitched, and felt wonderful. Another warm squirt sprayed from between her legs, causing her to loudly moan. She didn’t even try to hold it back, she couldn’t. Her mind wasn’t home right then, all she could do was continue to cum.

Her world was a whirlwind of sensations, until eventually her mind slowly came back and she realized what she was doing and where she was. She was in the dirt, quivering and moaning in ecstasy. Twitching and squirting in Applejack’s orchard, out where ponies could see her. On display after she’d done that.

Another unbidden satisfying squirt erupted from between her legs, causing her pussy to quiver and her left hind leg to kick uncontrollably as it was drenched in hot fluid that ran back down her body and coated her inner thighs.

Her mind came back completely, and she realized what was happening, but she couldn’t stop. It was too late, everything was too late. Rainbow opened her eye, and refocused on Applejack as another wet splash burst from her. She couldn’t talk, but she knew. She knew That Applejack knew, and worse ahd seen—no, was seeing. She tried to cover herself, but her body wouldn’t listen, nothing would respond. She just squirmed, and twitched, flopping helplessly on the dirt like a fish out of water.

Applejack was watching, her eyes open wide and her hanging mouth open in disbelief. Her hat was back on, and had a wet sheen on top of it. Rainbow realized that she must have gotten Applejack with the initial surprise, spray. She noticed a wet stain on Applejack’s face.

Rainbow shuddered, wishing she still couldn’t think.

Finding her wishes ignored, she faintly realized that she could still think. At least as much as usual. And Applejack had seen everything. Rainbow would have turned bright red if she wasn’t already flushed. This was not part of the plan.

This was absolutely fucking not part of the plan.

“Rainbow...” Applejack spoke slowly, still in disbelief as she watched with a stunned face. “What the buck is going on?”

Rainbow finally relaxed, her body slowly coming down and letting her lay quietly in the grass. She fought back her post orgasmic tremors, they were nice, but she had problems now. Real problems. Friend problems. She stayed quiet for a moment, thinking things through, but couldn’t come up with anything to say. She couldn’t even decide how she hoped Applejack would react. Groaning, she carefully leaned up.

“Applejack, I…” The crunch she did to sit up caused her body to clench again. She panicked, and her eyes opened wide as she screamed, “Shit, not over!” while she slammed her body roughly back down.

Applejack continued to stare as Rainbow’s leg began to shake uncontrollably, and the rest of her body quivered again.

Rainbow briefly forgot about her friend as she shouted. “Fuck! Fuck!” It hurt now, more than it felt good. But it still wouldn’t stop. Was it a cramp or something? The convulsions were happening everywhere, and they still felt good, but it was so much more painful now.

Rainbow sucked in a breath to shout at Applejack between curses, “Fuck! AHH!” That one hurt bad. “Give me a moment. Fuck!” She was still leaking, laying on her back and cursing. Everything was sore, but it wouldn’t stop. Rainbow’s eyes began to stream tears from the pain and humiliation of having her best friend watch this thing that possessed her.

The pain was bearable, but what really got her was how her body betrayed her. She wanted it to be over, but she’d opened up some sort of orgasm demon that wouldn’t be stopped, and her body belonged to it instead of her. Each racking pulse made her quiver in both pleasure and pain. She cried then, giving in to the thing that owned her, and just letting her body be its toy. .

Finally, it stopped again. This time Rainbow stayed on the ground, she wasn’t going to risk that feeling again just yet. She didn’t know what to feel about it, so she just breathed. She just laid on her back, letting the tears dry up on her face and sucking in sweet, sweet air. She’d think this through later, she just wanted to make sure she wouldn’t cramp again.

“You all right, there, Rainbow?” Applejack asked curiously.

She’d forgotten about Applejack. Rainbow sighed, but stayed on the ground. “I think I’m gonna stay here for a bit A.J. Moving, eh… it’s not a good idea.”

“Uh…Sure. So… what exactly happened there?”

Rainbow tried to answer, but couldn’t. She opened her mouth and just closed it, then she thought about it. Finally, she chuckled to herself.

“Would you believe that you asked me to get down, so I came?”

There was silence for a moment, causing Rainbow to panic. Did Applejack get the joke? Would the humor help the situation, or make it worse? Eventually Applejack answered, “I don’t think I would. Now stop yanking my tail, and tell me what’s going on.”

Rainbow sighed, staring at the sky through blurry eyes. At least she had a new ice breaker for when she wanted to talk to Applejack. If Applejack would ever talk to her again.

***

And that’s that—for real this time. Well, there is more I suppose, but it’s not in this report.

No, you can’t keep the report either. I need to archive it once it’s done.

Yes, it’s not done yet.

You’re coming back next week? Really?

*..

“What the hell is wrong with you?”

Author's Note

This was written because I saw an amusing image, followed by a conversation. Please check out Alorix's stuff. They're the artist of the inspirational pic.