I got off the train from Vanhoover to Ponyville this morning because I’m moving to my grandmother’s place on a farm outside of town. Well I was waiting to get picked up by my grandmother so she could take me back because i had never been to Ponyville before so I’d just get lost. Well I waited at this station for at least an hour before I finally herd a voice tell out “Crazy, you get your flank out here because I’m sick of searching for you” somepony yelled out. I got up from my bench and approach a orange mare with a blonde mane. “So you lookin’ for crazy eh’” I said. “Yeah, do you know him” she asked excitedly. “sheesh, do I know him, yeah I know him better than anyone else” I replied. “great I was hoping you would know him you do have a Vanhoover accent just like him” she said. “Well your are looking right at him” I said. “Yeah I think I’m thinking of a difference Crazy” she said slightly confused. “What’s wrong, why do you think I’m not the same Crazy” I moaned. “Well for one you are clearly not a member of the apple family, also you are clearly not a farmer nor one of them rich city folk, and finally we are all earth ponies and you’re a Pegasus. She explained. “To answer all of your criticisms as I’m going to call them to answer 1 and 3 I’m adopted and 2 I lived on my own in the underground music scene in Vanhoover for my whole life so I’m clearly not a farmer and I’m clearly not going to be rich” I replied. “load your luggage in that cart over there but if Granny Smith says you’re a faker I will buck you back into the hole you came from” she said grimly. So after an awkward walk home of just silence and staring at each other we finally got to Sweet Apple Acres. “Now you go up to Granny Smith right now and have her prove that you are being honest” she scolded at me. “Sweet Celestia leave me alone where so you think I was going” I yelled back. “Hey grandma I’m finally here” I yelled. “Come inside it’s been ages since I last saw you” Granny Smith called. “Hey Grandma first time I saw you since I was a filly” I said. “And you look nearly the same since I last saw you” She said. “Thanks” I said not knowing if I should be offended or not. “Well make yourself at home” Granny Smith called “Also one more thing call me Granny Smith” she finished. “Well I can’t believe it you are an apple after all” Applejack said with disbelief. “Told ya” I said. “You know Granny Smith may call you an apple but you better be ready to work like one” she said with a grim smile. “WOAH WOAH WOAH, cousin look I’m not with the whole farm labour thing” I studded. “Well you better get used to it if you are living here” Applejack explained. “Look I’m not talking orders from my cousin, and I’m not waiting my life on a farm I’m an artist that makes music” I remark. “Your music is the equivalent to me grinding a cart with no wheels down the side of a mountain, loud and obnoxious” she replies. “Oh god is this what I’m stuck with a old pony who rocks in a chair all day and a pain in the flank who can hates me to the core” I complained. “There’s more of us you know” Applejack snickers. “They can’t get more obnoxious than you” I mumble. We worked our way downstairs and out the door to the fields where a colt was bucking a tree and collecting apples. “Hey Big Mac get over here” Applejack yelled. He walked over silently. “This is apparently our adopted cousin and he is staying with us because this big mouthed know it all can’t function by himself” Applejack said. “Nice to meet you to” I said slowly and nervously. We shook hooves and moved on. We walked around the fields a bit more spewing random insults and angry glares until we reach a tree house. “What’s this” I asked. “Cutie Mark Crusader headquarters” Applejack said. “why are we here” I asked. “You got to meet Applebloom” She said. Applejack knocks on there door and a small white Filly opens the door. “Applebloom your sisters here” the filly called. “comein’” Applebloom called back. “Hey sis what’s going on” Applebloom asked. “You good for nothin’ cousin showed up today and he is staying with us for a bit” Applejack said with a disgusted tone. “Hey Applebloom I never knew you had a Pegasus in your family” a small Orange filly said. “I didn’t know I had one either” Applebloom said. From that point on it was a million questions from those little fillys. I finally got away from them and trotted back to the cottage and went upstairs and collapsed on my bed and began to sleep. It was the middle of the night and it sounded like somepony was arguing outside. I trot over to my window in a sleepy haze and open my window, and yell can you be quiet out there it’s at least midnight. “I thought you said he was asleep” a purple alicorn said. “Well he was but our bickerin’ woke him up” Applejack yelled. “let me talk to him for 2 seconds” the Pegasus yelled. “I don’t want his stupidity to speed to you girls I think it’s contagious” Applejack yelled. “ok Applejack shut up let her talk and then I can sleep” I yelled. “No i-” Applejack began. “I don’t ha time for this” the purple alicorn said and walked right by her. “sorry about that usually Applejack is never like that” the alicorn said. “She seems to have been like that since I arrived” I stated. “would you mind if I took you around town tomorrow” the alicorn asked. “if it gets me out of here then I’m down with it” I said. “ok so I’ll be here around 10” she said. “ok and also what is your name I’ve never seen you in my life so I’d at least like to know the name of my tour guide” I said. “I’m princess Twilight Sparkle” she said. Oh shit a princess I scream in my head, and did that strange bow thing you do in front of royalty. “you don’t have to do that” she said. “sorry I didn’t know I never had to deal with a princess before, I mean I lived in Vanhoover the most action we got was a riot a few years back over a buckball game” I said. “right, just be ready tomorrow” she said and flew off. “please tell me you did not just try and make her laugh” Applejack said. “it could be a joke” I said. “You seriously need a better sense of humor” Applejack said then slams my door. I finally lay in bed one final time and sleep.
