Equestria's Guardians

by Inxskick5

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Human, Anthro, Dark, Romance, Comedy
Length: 1906

Eyes glowing green eyes is all we could see. We didn't know where we were or what happened but what we did know is that we where fucked.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-02-28 11:35:46 UTC

Arrival

(3rd Person)

The forest was peacful, the only sounds to be heard was the wind and the birds. The birds where the first to notice something was off, then the wind changed harsh like a storm was approaching. Everything turned to chaos birds flying and screeching the wind suddenly picked up speed becoming so hard and fast even the mightiest of trees where bending to its will.

Suddenly a purple portal opened up out of nowhere as two figures descend from it, not even the raging winds could block out there screaming. "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

A thunderes bang could be heard as the two figures hit the ground at such a fast speed no one could of survived. Yet somehow against all laws of physics they did.

Kayleb tried to get up struggling  to much so he opted to sit "Ahhh what the fuck happened, Michael you there bro" Kayleb asked his friend.

Michael rolled over onto his back and said "Yea i'm good somehow you?"

Kayleb had a painful expression and replied "Sore here and there but i think ill live."

Kayleb opened his eyes and noticed they were no longer in his house but in a forest.

"WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE WE" Kayleb shouted frighteningly.

As Kayleb said that Michael was trying to get up falling down every now and then. After a few more attempts he finally got up. Michael opened his eyes and looked towards the sky saying to himself "Why the fuck is Kayleb screaming like a maniac". Saying that a lock of hair fell down in front of his eyes. Going cross eyed Micheal noticed his hair was no longer brown instead it was a silvery white colour. As he noticed this he calmly got to his feet and saw a puddle of water to his left, Michael slowly walked over to it. Looking down he noticed that not only was his hair different but also his face, no longer was a brown haired Australian looking back at him but a handsome mature looking Caucasian man with white hair. Michael thought to himself "WHY THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE DANTE FROM DMC4", "Not that i'm complaining but i would like to know why i look like Dante."

Looking around Michael noticed they where inside a crater, that was in a dark and ominous looking forest with trees so tall and close the canopy blocked out most the light only letting small beams of it in.

Kayleb finally stop screaming and looked towards where Michael was. His eyes went wide as he notices his friends new appearance. Screaming again Kayleb said" Who the hell are you and where is Michael."

The newly changed man looked towards the voice noticing a strange man looking at him with blue hair and a dark red tattoo ruining from the top of his right forehead to the bottom of his right cheek.

Screaming Michael said" WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE JELLAL."

Kayleb's face looked confused as Michael said that. Walking over to his friend Kayleb looked into the same puddle as Michael was looking in before. Immediately noticing his new appearance Kayleb slowly started to back away with a frightened look upon his face.

"WHAT THE FUCK" Kayleb screamed.

Noticing the familiar voice Michael asked the man "Kayleb?"

"Michael?" Kayleb said back.

Both noticing who the new faces belonged to Kayleb started to freak out again.

While his friend was freaking out Michael looked at his reflection thinking"You know what  i'm not upset about this new change , i mean i admit i was not the most good looking guy before this but now i look pretty good".

Still hearing his friends screaming Michael turned towards him and yelled"BRO CALM DOWN WHERE NOT GONNA ANYWHERE SCREAMING OUR HEADS OFF ".

Kayleb hearing this turned around and said"Your right but i mean how the fuck did this happen".

"I don't know but we need to calm down and figure this out" Michael calmly said. "First things first we need to find some sort civilisation before start to think about this, the forest where in feels wrong somehow ".

The two men started to look around for any sort of track or trail to lead them out of this forest. As they both where looking around they didn't realise they weren't alone. Three sets of green eyes stalked the men following all of there movements. One of the sets moved closer and closer while staying absolutely silent. Wooden paws could be seen as the small rays of light fell upon the mysterious creature that looked like a wolf only wooden. Even though this wooden wolf was as silent as the shadows Michael felt something was off, quickly looking around he noticed the wolf, Michael whispered to his friend" What ever you do don't look behind you just slowly walk forward".

Not heeding his advice Kayleb looked behind him and say the wooden wolf. His shrank to pinpricks as cold sweat ran down his face. Silently Kayleb whispered to Michael"Bro I think we should run".

Fully agreeing the they turned around and ran as fast as they could. Behind them they the howl of wolfs. The two friends kept running ignoring the barks and howls of the wolfs, jumping over roots and fallen trees the two both saw a dirt path and a arrow pointing to the left. Talking the signs the advise they ran along the trail to the left. Micheal could hear what sounded like wood scraping on wood right behind them.One of the wolfs leaped onto Kaylebs back knocking him down, screaming as the wooden claws dug into his back Kayleb tried to break free but with no avail. Screaming for his life Michael stopped and turned around seeing his best friend being attacked by the wolf Michael ran towards him using all of his strength to kick the wolf off of Kayleb. Expecting the kick to do little Michael was surprised when the wolf's was launched off of Kayleb and into a near by tree smashing and breaking the wolf to pieces. Both looked at the remains of the wolf and were surprised at what just happened. Hearing the growl of the other two other wolfs both Michael and Kayleb stopped there staring and ran along the trail again hoping that it will lead the to some sort of civilisation. The forest was beginning to get brighter as the the trees were getting thinner and thinner with each step. Both men could see a bright light at the of this horrible tunnel of trees, seeing they ran faster, noticing the sound of the wolfs getting quieter with each step. Emerging from the forest the two friends ran a bit further and stopped to catch there breath.

"WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THOSE THINGS" screamed Kayleb.

"I think they where timber wolfs, like the ones from My little pony" Michael replied.

"If those where timber wolfs then where defiantly not on earth anymore" Kayleb rationalised." I mean timber wolfs it sounds like where in Equestria."

"I think you spoke to soon" Michael said looking at something.

"Howdy partner you two guys look lost" said a mysterious voice.

Both men looked towards the figure noticing that it looked like a certain pony from a certain cartoon.

"Howdy the names Applejack and who and what are you two" Applejack asked with curious look in her eyes.

Both immediately realised where they were, except that this Applejack is an anthropomorphic pony that was at least six foot five.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" was there reply.

"Can you two even talk?" Applejack asked.

"Yea" Michael shakily said. "My name is Dante".

Kayleb looked at his friend with a questionable expression.

"Howdy Dante nice to meet ya" Applejack said holding her hand out for a handshake.

Michael accepted the greeting both smiling. Applejack looked towards the other man and asked" And you are".

Kayleb had mischievous look in his eyes and replied "I go by many names but you can call me Mystogan".

Dante face palmed at this while silently sighing "really".

Applejack happy greeted Mystogan with a handshake and said "Well its nice ta meet ya". Applejack looked at the two men with eyebrows raised and asked" If ya don't mind me askin but what exactly are you two".

Dante replied casually  " Where both known as Humans".

Applejack looked confused and said "Ah never heard of a human before".

"Where not really from around here" Mystogan replied vaguely.

"Well were ya from" Applejack asked.

"A very long way away" Dante replied just as vaguely.

Applejack looked at both men questionably but her face soon turned happy and said "Well i'd like to welcome ya to Equestria".

Confirming there suspicions both Dante and Mystogan looked down in sadness realising that there may never be away to get back home. Dante looked at his friend seeing that he was just as upset as he was told him "It's alright Kay i mean Mystogan we can start a new life here in Equestria, and who knows it may be even better than our old lifes."

"Your right" Kayleb replied sadly

Seeing the two men with a sombre look on there faces Applejack with a kind voice told the two men "It's alright i don know why yall are upset but ah think ah know how ta make ya feel better"

"How" both men replied.

"By introducin you two to ma friends, especially Pinkie she'll know just the right way ta make ya feel better".

Dante and Mystogan looked at Applejack with small smiles both softly saying "Yea we'd like that".

"Alright follow me" Applejack told the two.

Both men followed Applejack to where they can only assume is ponyville. Both excited to meet the other main six and start a new and better life.

Prologue

I SUMMON OBELISK THE TORMENTOR, THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN BEAT ME NOW KAYLEB HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Now obelisk attack him directly and end this duel.

I wouldn't be so sure Micheal i play Embodiment of Apophis in defence mode.

Dammit Kayleb just give up all ready you only have 3 cards in hand and i have obelisk on the field there's no way you can win just give up.

Yea well i'm not giving up. Comon i just need need one more please.  I draw, Yes i got it. You where right Michael the three cards i had couldn't of won me the duel but i just got the card i need. I PLAY POLYMERISATION AND FUSE TOGETHER MY THREE BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGONS TO SPECIAL SUMMON BLUE EYES ULTIMATE DRAGON. Blue eyes Ultimate Dragon atack Obelisk and win me the duel.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I lost but i had fucking Obelisk, well played Kayleb you win.

Yes i finally won against you. You and that fucking Yugi legendary deck always kick my ass, but i am the winner today. You wanna a drink.

Yea sure that duel was intense. Who new yugioh could be so intense for a card game.

Hey Micheal do you feel that it feels like a fucking earthquake.

Yea what the fuck we don't get earthquakes this intense in Australia, What the fuck is going. What the hell is that purple thing.

Michael help i'm getting sucked in.

Shit grab my hand Kayleb.

I'm trying. Got it.

Oh shit oh shit i'm slipping. OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK were going in.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Kayleb are home?