General Sam

by Papa Krell
Discord's really done it this time, his magic decides to go and be a cliche fanfiction plot device; displacing a powerful warrior from the land of tamriel.

When Discord's powerful magic loses control for even a split second, odd things occur. Often times, his rampant chaotic power will draw beings from other realities or dimensions to his, much to their misfortune.

Enter: Sam, a 26 year old YouTube content creator living in Florida with his wife Abby. During the recording of a Skyrim video, he is rudely interrupted by a flash of light and knocked unconscious. Imagine his surprise when he wakes up face down in the dirt like a blind Turk.

Stuck in equestria like a big stupid nerd burglar, Samantha pants must find a way out of this pastel hell before he goes bananas and commits mass homicide.

Teen
Incomplete
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Adventure
Profanity
Violence
Death
Human
 
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3989 words: Estimated 20 minutes to read

6 Chapters:

  1. The Cliche prologue 2017-03-15 03:55:07 UTC
    262
  2. Something indeed 2017-03-15 05:01:12 UTC
    700
  3. Stranger in a strange land 2017-03-25 07:04:11 UTC
    750
  4. Impatience of a saint 2017-05-25 16:45:11 UTC
    1001
  5. Red phantom 2017-06-09 15:18:56 UTC
    459
  6. Shekelstein goes to market 2018-07-13 21:21:14 UTC
    817