Hooves and Hands
Chapter 5*
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Applejack yawned. She managed to finally got herself untangled and retrieved the book she wanted. She read for most of the day, only getting up to eat and go to the bathroom. She put the book on her bedside table and looked at the clock. 8:52. Time for bed.
Her nethers didn’t hurt every time she moved her hind legs anymore, which was a plus. She turned off the lamp and curled in on herself. Within a few moments she was asleep.
~~~
Applejack panted, blushing fiercely. Looking back, she moved her tail aside to show her pussy was dripping wet, “Please….please fuck meh…”
Applejack bit her lip as the faceless human grabbed her plot. She let out a gasp as human female licked her slit. Applejack got an idea. She pushed back, knocking the human on her back. Applejack walked backwards and sat on the human’s face, “Th-there. Now we both get ta have some fun.”
Applejack leaned down and took in the human’s musk. Since she had no idea what human reproductive organs looked like, Applejack saw a mare’s. She just breathed in that wonderful scent, making her mouth water.
Eventually, Applejack couldn’t take it anymore. She had to taste it. She just had to. She bent further down and touched the human’s clitoris with the tip of her tongue. The human’s hips bucked upward, forcing her pussy against Applejack’s muzzle.
Applejack got the message, and lapped at the human’s slit. She moaned, making Applejack smile. She continued to lick the human’s pussy, occasionally sucking on her clitoris.
Applejack received the same treatment, causing her to moan in the wet mound of flesh she had her muzzle in. Applejack found it harder and harder to focus on the task at hoof as her orgasm approached. She gave up entirely when she reached the cusp. She withdrew her head from the human’s crotch, moaning loudly.
The human gently nibbled on Applejack’s clit. Her eyes rolled up as a mind-numbing, body-shuddering, moan-inducing orgasam overtook her.
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Applejack’s eyes snapped open, blushing heavily. She shifted and sighed. She had made a mess again. She stared straight ahead, thinking about the dream she just had. This was the first time she dreamed she was having sex with a human female. Come to think of it, she was having dreams about having sex with humans more often lately.
She was hot, and her hooves instinctively moved down to her nethers. She started to gently rub her vulva, biting her hoof to keep from moaning. When she rubbed faster, though, pain shot up her pelvis, making her bite her hoof harder than she wanted, “Ow!”
She looked at her hoof. It was bleeding a little bit. She ignored her hoof for the moment and looked down into the sheets. Her vagina wasn’t bruised anymore. She put the unbitten hoof at her lips and gently started to rub it again. No pain. She pressed a bit harder, and winced as she was met with more pain.
She had two choices. One was to ignore her pussy and walk around hot and bothered. The other was to gently rub it, keeping that slow pace, until orgasm. The second choice would take too long for her preference, and she really didn’t want to walk around this horny.
Or…she thought, I could take a really cold shower. That’s probably a good idea. She threw off the covers and got out of bed. She went out of her room and went to the bathroom. She found it close. She put an ear to the door. She could hear water running.
She groaned and sat down next to the door’s entrance. She crossed her forelegs, trying to ignore the burning in her nethers. For what seemed like far too long the door finally opened and Big Macintosh walked out. He noticed Applejack, “Howdy, sis. Sorry ya had ta wait-”
Applejack pushed past him and slammed the door. She moved quickly, far too quickly. The floor was wet and she lost traction. Trying desperately to regain it, she ended up falling on her plot. This angered the pain gods and sharp lances of pain ran up from her pelvis.
She bit her hoof hard and screamed into it. She didn’t think she caused more damage, but it hurt like Tartarus. She stopped screaming, breathing heavily. She slowly and carefully got back up, taking it one step at a time.
Despite what had happened, her pussy demanded release. This worried Applejack. Was she getting her heat early? That only happened two times to her, and both times caused havoc because she was caught unprepared.
She turned on the water, making sure it was cold. To quicken the job, she presented her plot to the stream. She shivered, hating that she had to do this. But it worked. Her nethers cooled off and she found she wasn’t horny anymore.
She turned off the water and grabbed a towel. She wrapped herself up in it, shivering. Eventually her body temperature returned to normal and she went out of the bathroom. She went downstairs and saw Big Macintosh on the way. She grimaced, “Sorry, Big Mac. It was an...emergency.”
“That’s fine. Ah heard a thud. Ya alright?”
“Yeah,” Mostly, “So! Whut’s fer breakfast?”
“We’re finishing off th’ waffles.”
“Good,” Applejack remembered what she wanted to do today, “Ah’m gonna go on some errands.”
“Alright. C’mon. Dun know ‘bout you, but Ah’m starvin’.”
Applejack followed Big Macintosh and sat down. She ate quietly and quickly. She excused herself, did her own dishes and glanced at the clock. 10:27. She slept in and her family waited for her to wake up to have breakfast. She smiled softly.
She said goodbye, grabbed her saddlebag, and left the house. Or attempted to. Zack was outside, about to ring the doorbell. Applejack blinked, “Zack? Whut’re you doin’ here?”
Zack scratched the back of his head, “I, uh, wanted to to work together.”
Work together? “It’s a weekend.”
“I know, but I actually want to work. I like it.”
“...alright. Potatoes need harvestin’. Don’t go too hard on yerself, y’hear?”
“I, uh, was hoping we could work together.”
“Oh...well, uh...Ah got plans.”
“Oh,” Zack looked disappointed. That strangely made Applejack feel bad, considering she hardly knew him.
“But,” she found herself saying, “Ah could postpone ‘em. Sure, we could work together.”
Zack brightened up, “Thanks, Applejack.”
Applejack put her saddle bags away and led Zack to the field. While they worked, they talked. Applejack found out that Zack liked space. It was one of the reasons he moved out in the country, so he could see the stars better.
He told her about his favorite celestial object, the neutron star. She told him right off the start she didn’t understand higher level math, only enough to do taxes and the like. He dumbed it down for her. They were collapsed stars whose composition comprise mostly of neutrons. Applejack knew what neutrons and atoms were, due to the general education she received. They were really heavy, “Think one step below a black hole.” he had told her. Again, she knew about black holes due to her education. Not a lot of specifics about them, but enough to get the general idea of how neutron stars were like.
She, in turn, told him about farming. He took interest in how they prepared the seasons. Especially about ‘Winter Wrap Up’.
“You guys really have to guide the birds?”
“Eyup.”
“Huh. Most of the other birds on Terra find their own way.”
“Ah know. That’s jus’ as weird ta meh.”
Eventually they finished. They walked back to the house. Zack suddenly spoke, “Hey Applejack?”
Applejack stopped and looked at him, “Whut?”
“Are...are we friends?”
“Uh…” Were they friends? Applejack didn’t know a lot about Zack still; she wasn’t like that Pinkie mare who considered everypony to be her friend. Then again, he seemed to genuinely liked farming. Not a lot of ponies liked that, “...sure. We’re friends.”
Zack smiled, “Thanks, Applejack. You’re...uh...actually the first friend I have here. Besides that pink mare who assaulted me almost as soon as I stepped off the train.”
“Uh...thanks.”
He looked at his watch, “I should probably head on home. It was nice working with you, Applejack.”
“...same here.”
The two parted ways and Applejack went to her room, thinking about Zack, “...friends.”
She yawned and quickly found herself falling asleep.
~~~
Applejack had no dreams that night, lewd or otherwise. She ate a bigger breakfast than normal on the account of missing dinner yesterday. She decided that today she would get that human anatomy book, no matter what.
Applejack made a beeline to the library. She entered and found the section about humans. She found the anatomy section and pulled out the first one she could see. She stopped. This library didn’t have one of those fancy self-checkout stands She had to check out in person. Check out a book on human anatomy in person. She didn’t looked like a scholar, so playing the ‘I’m studying’ card was out.
It’ll just be like buying a condom. She thought, trying to calm herself. Just don’t say anything. Act normal. Hopefully they won’t ask why. She gasped, realizing the perfect excuse. I could say that I need it in case I need to apply first aid to a human on the account of us hiring one. Not technically a lie either, as it could come in handy.
Applejack took a breath and walked to the cashier stand. She quietly put the book on the counter. The librarian only gave it a passing glance, looking bored out of her mind. She spoke in an equally bored tone, “It’ll be due three weeks from now. Checkout fee is two bits.”
Applejack paid and quickly left the building. She hoped that nopony bothered her on her way back home. Fate had other ideas.
“Hey AJ!”
Applejack pursed her lips before looking up. A cyan pegasus that she knew well was peeking over a cloud, “Yeah, Rainbow Dash?”
“Whatcha got there?”
Applejack pushed the book further down, “NOTHIN’! Ah mean….nothin’ ya need ta worry ‘bout.”
“C’mon, AJ, lemmie see it! Is it a gift? Is it for me?!”
Before Applejack could react, Rainbow Dash flew down and snatched the book out of her saddlebags.
Rainbow Dash wisely flew up out of Applejack’s reach, “‘Human Anatomy: A Beginners Guide’? Why do you have a book that eggheads read?”
“...reasons. N-now, can Ah have mah book back?”
Rainbow Dash looked at Applejack, “...why are you blushing?” She looked between the book and Applejack, “...you’re not gonna fap to this, are you? I know you like humans and all, but it’s kinda weird to fap to an anatomy book.”
Applejack was shaking, either in embarrassment or rage, she didn’t know. She regretted telling Rainbow Dash once that she liked humans, “Ah-Ah’m not gonna clop ta it!”
“Then why do you have it?”
Applejack looked down, shame filling her. She considered lying to Rainbow Dash, but they were good enough friends to know when one of them was lying, “...Ah jus’ wanted ta know whut they looked like.”
Rainbow Dash blinked, “...y’know, you don’t hafta get a book to know what they look like. You could just go online. There’s this thing called porn-”
“Ah’m not masturbatin’ ta porn! It’s an invasion o’ privacy!”
Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes, “AJ, they put it online for a reason. They don’t mind if you clop to ‘em. That’s why they put it online.”
“Jus’...Jus’ give meh th’ book so Ah can go home, Dash.”
Rainbow Dash knew when to quit some of the time, and recognized that it was time to. Applejack had tears in the corners of her eyes. She hoofed it back to Applejack, who quickly took it and put it away, “Seriously, AJ. Just try it. Nopony’s gonna find out. Or care. Lotsa mares do it. I do it.”
This conversation had the adverse effect of working Applejack up. She found herself speaking, “Ah-Ah dun know how…”
“Just search ‘free xxx’. A lotta sites will come up.”
“Ah...okay….maybe Ah’ll try it.”
“You might wanna turn down the sound though. Some of the videos can be...loud.”
“N-noted….Ah’ll see ya ‘round, Dash.”
Applejack quickly trotted away, blushing fiercely. Her nethers were starting to get hot. Too hot from a simple, albeit lewd, conversation. Applejack realized in horror that one of the worst possible things was happening to her.
Her heat season had come early.
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