Trixie can imagine you reading this amusing story, go ahead, she won't mind.
The day won’t rest, and neither will the Great and powerful Trixie!!!
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Trixie will wake up soon, no matter how much will Trixie want to stay on this irresistibly comfortable pillow .
What will Trixie make for breakfast?
Trixie can’t travel to Appleloosa on an empty stomach, though the train can leave at any minute, Trixie might need to hurry.
Let’s see here...
Nope.
Not that either.
Aha! This… Won’t fill my basic dietary needs.
Nonetheless! A simple carrot will suffice for now.
Chomp.
Even with this horrible rubber tasting carrot, I shall not let it ruin my day!
Chomp. Chomp. Chomp.
That snack won’t do for the rest of the trip, Trixie will need to go to Ponyville for restocking the food supply.
Trixie will need to bring her wagon
Trixie is gonna warm up for her glorious day!.
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Trixie’s first trick will be to get herself out of this mud puddle
Trixie will get out of this puddle
Trixie shall get out of this… Moronic mud puddle!!
...
Yes! And without further ado, Trixie will be on her way.
...Trixie shall remember where the food market is.
Trixie will find the right kind of market stand...
What?!! Trixie will not be ripped off by such outrageous prices!
Trixie is not about to back down from deflation! Trixie will use her bargaining tricks to get fair prices.
Trixie will try again.
And again.
Yes! Thank you Trixie for the reduced pricing. Because of Trixie's cleverness, It’ll cost each two bits less than the price before… Which will leave Trixie with empty pockets.
…
Horseapples!!!
GrrrRRR!!
I shall never fall for the anchoring effect again!!
*Huff*
Now Trixie isn’t going to travel on train.
*Wheeze*
Deep breaths, Trixie. Calm down. Don't forget, you'll enjoy earning money from the show, there will be apple pie. All you will have to do is travel through the Everfree forest to get there, and you’ll be fine.
Trixie, you will have to arrive on time on the other side to rehearse for the show. no matter what might happen along the way.
Now go!!
Trotting, keep trotting, keep trotting, just keep trotting, just keep trotting, just keep trotting, trotting, trotting… Trixie shall not break the fourth wall again.
Trixie will… Ignore any tricks her mind will play on her.
Trixie will trot faster now.
Trixie will cross the literal and figurative bridge.
Trixie will… Not back away from this.
Trixie will now stop to spray some anti-Timberwolf spray.
…
Trixie shall check her anti-Timberwolf spray supply before entering the Everfree.
Trixie will run faster now.
Faster!
Ignore the gnashing wolves, Trixie. They won’t do any serious harm.
Run faster… Crud crud crud!
Shoo Timberwolves!! Trixie’s day won’t spoil for your enjoyment.
They won't stop
Aha! Trixie will use her magic to deter the wolves---
Ah, My leg!!!
Go faster, Trixie. Ignore the stinging cut on your left hind leg.
Trixie will run more, but she’ll need to get the Timberwolves away from her.
Trixie... Let’s do this!
First is to be the distraction, next oughtta be placement, the third will be the timing, the last part shall be my favorite catchphrase.
LOOK OVER THERE!! A DISTRACTION!!!
*SHABAM!*
*KABOOM!!*
*TA ROOGI!!!*
There, Trixie will have no more problems with that pack of Timberwolves anymore;.
Trixie will need to wrap a bandage around her leg to stop the bleeding.
Great, now Trixie will have to change her pair of dirty clothes, no matter, Trixie will get dress... Thereafter, Trixie can rest of course.
*Huff*
*Wheeze*
Trixie must make it on time to Appleloosa for her show shall not cancel for her audience.
Trixie will inhale a little bit more and…
Now as Trixie can gallop, she will gallop to her destination.
*Clop* *Clop* *Clop* *Clop* *Clop* *Clop* *Clop* *squish* *squish* *squish* *squish* *squish* *squish*...
*Sigh* stupid Trixie can’t see mud puddles in front of her. No matter, a bit of rainfall shan’t stop the great and almighty Trixie, nor would this stinging pain.
Three… Two… One…
Pull!!
*Oomph*
...Again.
*Oomph*
Horseapples, flipping feathers, Celestia’s personal stud!!!.
Don’t worry, Trixie, I bet you’ll get out of this one.
No, I shan’t, I can’t. There’ll be no way for me to make it on time.
Yes you can, Trixie! You shall! On behalf of your mother’s grave, you shall.
Bu-but---
No buts, remember your motto!
Go look forward, backwards and in the present, but no matter how you’ll see it, what you expect and do will affect the outcome of life. Magicians can do anything. Trixie can do anything.
The Great and Powerful Trixie will not back down!!
Hmm… Let’s see… How can you...
Trixie will now face hoof herself at the blatant solution of the situation.
*Zap*
Yay! Trixie will make it on time now, and trixie can thank the anonymous magic trick that have nothing to do with telekinesis.
Trixie will go now.
Trixie will rush swiftly and quietly.
Over another bridge.
Trixie will ignore the scary parts of the forest.
Trixie will not stop for anything
Trixie will keep jogging for awhile.
Trixie will get there soon.
Trixie will flee the everfree.
Trixie will go to the town of Appleloosa over there.
Trixie will make it on time.
Trixie will enter the town
Trixie will look at her clock
Trixie shall look at the clock
Trixie will hope that the clock will say I’m on time.
Trixie will interpret roman numerals.
Yes!! Only two minutes off schedule.
Trixie will now take some time for a decent breather.
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Trixie will need pump her some water and wash the wound
Pump
*Hiss*...
She will not wail, Trixie won’t wail. Trixie will not cry. Please, no tears.
There you go, Trixie, you can finally replace your bandage.
Trixie will rush the carriage to the rusty stage
Perfect time, at this time, Trixie won’t have to worry most of the ponies working when she will be done.
Change clothes.
Arrange the magic tricks.
Arrange the decorations.
Trixie will thank past Trixie for the previous preparations.
Secret arrangements for the audience.
Turn on lights.
Megaphone testing.
*TESTING!!!*
*Beeeep*
Ow! Celestia d… Focus Trixie, readjust the volume and continue.
Trixie will make an attention grabber.
Trixie will slowly gather a crowd of Earth ponies with her charismatically hypnotizing voice.
Why yes!
Yes!!
Yesss!!!!
Trixie is about to go to the top of the world!!!!!
She’ll first have to change the bandage, and make it look like apart of the act.
Cue the dramatic entrance.
Mist, spot lights, And...
“Prepare to be amaze as the Great and Powerful Trixie will show you her finest act that will never be seen again!!!!”
Then, Trixie’s gonna do the first trick to show that Trixie will not need unicorn magic to be magical.
Trixie shall show the Earth ponies what a unicorn cheating would look like, then convince them that Trixie will use an unknown magic that can transcend unicorn magic.
First, she will do the card prediction trick.
Next, I’ll surprise the audience by not just predicting the card, but speaking to a dead relative of the participant.
I will now do the “shotgunning” technique.
Now she’ll use the “cold reading” technique.
Trixie can only have… three more left.
Done, done, and done. And in the next part, Trixie will do mind tricks, and several variations of it. This one will be fun.
Reading minds.
Know all, see all.
Other psychic abilities that are classified for non-magicians.
Trixie will thank Pinkie for the info.
Now, to do some old fashion unicorn magic. This next trick will be to show that even in mere unicorn magic, Trixie will woe the audience with trickery, and she’ll announce it.
Right… Now!
And the act shall begin.
Fire florid fireworks.
Cherish cheerful cheers.
ignite Innate illusions.
Inane but genuine clapping.
Tricky charms with tranquil telekinesis.
Trixie will make any small mistakes look like a part of the act.
And for the grand finale… All of the above!!! With ghostly floating objects, the audience will be amazed as they turn into exploding fireworks before their very eyes!!!
*Boom*
*Crackle*
*Bam*
*Bang*
*Kaboom*
*Crackle*
*TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBOOOOMMM!!!! CRACKLE!!!!
“Yeah!!! Woooooohooo!!!! Alright!!!
Trixiie will thank the audience very much for coming.
She will clean the stage and the room of confetti.
She will pack her stuff in her wagon.
She will make a trip to that delicious Philly cheesesteak diner across the street.
Let us go to the diner and get some shuteye.
Yay!!! Thank Celestia. Trixie won’t have to eat out of the restaurant’s dumpster tonight.
Author's Note
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Thanks for reading, Trixie will now... Disappear!!
*Poof*
