So a geek and a brony walk into Equestria

by potato god

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Original Character, Science Fiction, Comedy, Other
Length: 1184

Two roommates get stuck in Equestria. It's a HIE, what did you expect?

Carl and Greg are the best of friends since they were both 5 years old. Both being your typical geeks. But, ever since My Little Pony :Friendship Is Magic came out, Carl got obsessed with the show. Greg endures him until they are both transported into Carl's HORRIBLE HIE. Will Greg survive this? Will Carl finally get that plushy of Rainbow Dash he ordered on Amazon? Will the narrator finally find love? Find out in...this fanfiction.

Published 2017-03-12 20:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-12 20:00:01 UTC

Chapter 1-Introduction

I don't own MLP, Hasbro do

Chapter 1

So...Where do I start this story...well I guess at the beginning because that would make a lot more sense then starting at the part where PONYVILLE IS ON FIRE AND BEING ATTACKED BY AN ARMY OF DECEPTICONS LEADED BY THE MCP AND AGENT SMITH...oops spoilers!

To introduce myself, I am Greg your typical geek who spend his time complaining on Hasbro's Twitter page that the latest Bayformers movie was horrible. Yeah you get the idea of who I am

Now (sigh) Carl...my best friend. Now don't get me wrong, he's cool and will help you grinding enemies in any video game possible (oh the memories of when we played Terraria together!).BUT! And that's a big but...he's obsessed with My Little Pony. I have nothing against the show ,but he's just crazy about it. I mean, I saw him pray to "Celestia" and "Luna" (after googling it, I found out that they are basically the most OP ponies to ever have existed) so that he could go to "Equestria" (I knew what that was from him). Even people on MLP forums found him a bit over the top.

But I kept being best friends with him no matter how crazy he got (I mean I had my mental breakdown when they cancelled Tron 3 so I can understand his HYPER FANBOY-ITUDE)....until his prayers were answered...

"Hey Greg, come check this out!" Yelled Carl at 5am while I was trying to get some sleep.
"ughhhh?" Was all I could say in my sleepless state.
"I've finally finished my fanfiction about my alicorn OC!"Told me the guy who dosen't sleep at night to make fanfictions about his (absolute $#!+) OC
"UGH! I don't want to hear about Dark Night the edge lord (that was really his OC's name) !
"But, I spent many nights making it..." Said Carl in a sort of sad tone.
"Okay okay, I'll read it if that makes you happy" I said as I looked at the monitor where Carl was working.

A few minutes later, I had read the whole story he made about his OC. What a horrible excuse of a story...characters all fell in love with the main character like they knew him for some time, but they just met. Plus, the main character (Dark Night the edge lord)
had barely any development and was OP as f***. Was this really the story my best friend had taken so many sleepless nights to make? Did I happen to stumble upon an older version that wasn't finished? All these questions were going through my head as Carl asked me..."So, what do you think of it?"

As I tried to tell him my thoughts on his garbage that he made, everything around us went into total darkness with only the monitor providing light in the room. But before we could do anything, the monitor's light faded away leaving us in total darkness for a few seconds.

When the lights came back, I found myself in some sort of grassy plains (is that the right term for it?).As I looked around, I couldn't find Carl...but then, I saw a familiar pony (as Carl described them in his many daily MLP talks to me(even though I didn't watch the show( parenthesisception!))). It had a black and blue mane with dark blue coat...AND WINGS AND A HORN FOR SOME REASON! The last thing I remotely thought would happen actually happened...the pony that was in front of me was Dark Night the edge lord...and he said "THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER!" with Carl's voice.

Then I passed out...

Author's Note

I hoped you liked the first chapter of this story . In fact, it's my first ever story on this website so...yay! There will be more chapters in the future if I have enough time in my schedule. PEACE OUT!

Chapter 2-The fanboy in it's natural habitat

No, I still don't own MLP, Hasbro still do.

Chapter 2

As I woke up, the first I saw was...you guessed it! Dark Night! I almost passed out again when he told me "Hey dude, it's me, Carl!"
"Where are we? What happened to you?" I said with some difficulty (I guess I hadn't completely recovered)."We are in Equestria, more precisely in my fanfiction!" I knew that this situation was bad...but it just got worst with that! "And about me...I got turned into my OC and you got turned into the OC I made for you!" As I heard this, I checked my hands...or what was supposed to be there...I had hooves...

Then I passed out yet again...

When I woke up for the second time that day (and going through introductions again), I asked Carl (I AM NOT CALLING HIM BY HIS OC'S NAME) "What's the name of the OC you made for me?".
"Her name is Pixel Perfect" he told me
" Oh ok...WAIT HER!?" I yelled before checking if I really had switched gender as well as species...to my horror I did.
"Why Carl? WHY?" I said to my friend who somehow turned me into the OC he made for me (without permission!)
"Isn't it awesome! Were in Equestria and are both alicorns!" He answered back.
"Wait...you made me one of those OP ponies?"
"Yeah, because that makes you way cooler! Just check yourself out!"He said before giving me a mirror.

In the mirror, I saw a mare with a deep blue mane, an orange coat, red eyes (was I just really high?) and yet again...a horn and wings (good thing I took those biology classes!).

"Well! I've got to go on a date, so see ya!"He said before leaving the room (which looked like an hospital room from what I remember)
"WAIT YOU GOT YOURSELF A GIRLFRIEND!? I said as I noticed that my voice had definitely changed.

But he was already gone from the room, meaning that my efforts to get information about his new girlfriend were useless. Then I realized one thing. Since he said that we were stuck in his fanfiction, that meant that characters would fall in love with him for no reason what so ever. I didn't wan't to live in such a badly written story by my best friend (at this point our friendship was questionable).

I tried to pursue him through the halls of what was definitively an hospital to try and get help by him to get out of this badly written hell hole. To my surprise, I knew how to run in this equine form.

As I reached him, I saw that he was with another alicorn. Who was it...was it Moona or Luna...I don't really remember her name...But one thing I remembered was that she was one of the most over powered pony to exist.

What moon face told me almost made me want to punch Carl in the face.

Author's Note

Sorry for the cliffhanger! But I hope you enjoyed reading this chapter. There will be other chapters in the future. But until then...PEACE OUT!