Applejack let out a long yawn. She had spent the entire evening making pie deliveries all over Equestria, and her last stop was in the tiny town of Dodge. She was feeling quite tired. As the train pulled up to the station, she saw a large crowd of ponies gathered around the town square. “What in tarnation is going on there?” she wondered aloud.
Applejack’s ears perked up as she heard a pair of unmistakable voices. “Flim and Flam?” She scoffed. “What the hay are they doing here?”
Sure enough, the two salesponies were standing on top of a stage. Behind them was a large vehicle, which looked like a converted version of their cider machine. The machine was churning out barrels of bubbly blue liquid. “Step right up, little ponies!” said Flam. “You’re about to witness the unveiling of our newest product, the Potion of Prosperity, the Beverage of Boons, the Ale of Affluence! Flim and Flam are proud to present… Sapphire Soda!”
The ponies in the crowd murmured in suspicion.
“Now, I know what the lot of you might be wondering.” said Flim. “How can I get my hooves on such a refreshing-looking beverage?”
“Well, the beautiful, blue brew can be yours today, for the low price of thirty bits a liter!” Flam said.
The crowd laughed. “Thirty bits for soda!?” a pony yelled. “Who’s gonna pay that?”
“My dear pony, I understand your skepticism.” Flam said. “But this isn’t just any soda. It is a carbonated potion of luck, guaranteed to bring good fortune on your life, or your money back. Guaranteed.”
“Oh yeah?” Applejack stepped forward.
“Ah, Applejack!” Flim jumped up to shake her hoof. “Just the pony we wanted to see!”
Applejack reluctantly shook back. “What’re y’all sellin’ this time?” she looked Flim dead in the eye. “More snake-oil water?”
“No. Of course not!” Flim said charismatically.
“You insult our honor.” said Flam. “We’ve turned over a new leaf. We’re legit merchants now.”
“That’s right!” said Flim. “Our days as con-artists are behind us. And it’s all thanks to this wonderful brew.”
“How does it work?” Applejack raised an eyebrow.
“I’m afraid we’re not at the liberty to reveal that.” said Flam. “It’s kind of a trade secret.”
“Uh-huh…” said Applejack.
“Tell you what!” Flam smiled. “Why don’t we give out a few free samples to help convince the good ponies of Dodge? Then we can show that not only does our product work, but it can have life-changing effects.”
“Applejack, would you please pick out a volunteer from the crowd?” Flim waved his hoof over the onlookers. “We wouldn’t want to be accused of hiring shills, now would we?”
“Alright, fine.” Applejack sighed. She looked over the crowd, searching for someone who was unlikely to be bought off. She spotted a particularly large pony at the back of the crowd. It was Troubleshoes Clyde. If any pony was going to test the validity of a ‘luck potion’ it would be him.
“What about that big fellow back there?” Applejack pointed.
“Me?” Troubleshoes looked up.
Flam smiled. “Please, come on up!”
“Don’t be shy now!” said Flim.
Troubleshoes reluctantly walked up to the stage, but as he did, he slipped on a beer bottle lying in the street and stumbled onto the stage with a crash. “Just my luck…” he moaned.
Applejack helped him up. “C’mon, big guy.”
“Look at this poor pony.” said Flim. “The poor, infamous Troubleshoes. Known for having some of the worst fortune in all of Equestria!”
“Not exactly somepony you’d want with you on a visit to Las Pegas.” Flam joked.
“Applejack!” Flim leaned in. “Would you please act as a third party for a game of chance?”
“Uh, I guess so.” Applejack shrugged. “What do y’all need me to do?”
“Here are some dice.” Flim said. “Please, give them a roll!”
“Okay.” Applejack shook the dice and rolled them.
“Two fives and a four.” Flam said. “Not bad.”
“Now let’s see how our unfortunate friend does.” Flim handed Troubleshoes the same dice Applejack had rolled.
“I’ll probably get less than a five…” he grumbled and tossed his dice out.
“Two ones and a three.” said Flam.
“Heh…” Troubleshoes chuckled. “I can’t even guess my rolls right…”
“Can we do another round?” asked Applejack. “This might just be a coincidence.”
“Sure. Sure.” said Flim. “Let’s do best of ten!”
The two ponies played game after game. But every time, Applejack came out on top. Troubleshoes never even saw a roll higher than eleven. “Just my luck…” he sighed.
“Now let’s see how out friend does under the influence of Sapphire Soda!” Flim poured the massive pony a tall glass of the blue liquid.
Troubleshoes glumly gulped the soda down.
“Give us a whirl now.” Flam smiled.
Troubleshoes sighed and rolled the dice.
“Three sixes!” Flam gasped.
“No way!” Troubleshoes eyes widened. “I never have luck that good.”
“You do now,” said Flim. “thanks to Sapphire Soda.”
Applejack and Troubleshoes played ten more games, and he won every single one of them, every time with a roll of eighteen.
“If we weren’t usin’ the same dice I’d accuse them of being loaded.” Applejack said incredulously.
Troubleshoes looked at his incredible rolls in surprise. “As much as I can’t believe it…I think it really was their elixir.”
The ponies cheered and rushed forward to purchase the soda.
“Thank you for your assistance in this matter, young Applejack!” Flam hugged her. “Please, have a free sample of our fine product as a sign of gratitude.”
“Thanks.” Applejack yawned and took the soda. “I’m glad I could help. But if y’all don’t mind, I’m gonna go hit the hay. I’ve had a long night.”
“Sleep well!” the two brothers waved her off as they started selling off crates of soda.
Cherry Jubilee, the town’s unofficial mayor stepped up to the stage and pulled Flim aside. “Can I speak to you for a second?” she asked. “Alone.”
“Certainly, Ma’am!” Flim smiled, walking behind the machine. “What did you need?”
“I just wanted to know how your potion works.” She gave an uncertain frown. “How does it do what it does?”
“I suppose you’re an individual who I can trust to keep a secret.” Flim looked back and forth, making sure nopony was spying on them. “So, I’ll let you in on a little secret…” He leaned in close. “It’s Poison Joke.”
“Poison Joke!?” Cherry gasped. “How did you…?”
“Ingenious isn’t it.” Flim smirked. “The plant is known to curse its victims with misfortune tailored to their specific weaknesses. We’ve simply reversed those effects… and added a few ingredients to amplify the toxin’s potency.”
“Toxin?” Cherry raised an eyebrow.
“Relax.” Flim reassured her. “It’s harmless. It just causes the opposite of whatever the curse would normally be. Nothing bad could possibly come from this…”
Applejack gave a satisfied smack of the lips as she tossed the soda can into the trash. She had to admit, it was a good soda. She walked up to her hotel room and fiddled with the door. Applejack’s stomach gurgled and she wiped the sweat from her brow. She didn’t know if it was just her or not, but it felt like it was really, really hot out.
"Come on!” The orange pony growled at the door. “It's really hot out here!" Applejack snorted and banged on the door as she fumbled with the keys. “C’mon!” Applejack practically pleaded with the door. Finally she heard the distinct click, followed by the soft squeal of the old door opening.
Applejack walked inside, hoping to escape the oppressive heat, which had left her fur matted to her skin. She let out a sigh. "Whew! It feels hotter in here than it is out there. Celestia, this summer couldn’t be any hotter…"
Unfortunately for Applejack, the simple hotel didn’t have air conditioning, or even a fan for that matter. She walked into the bathroom, hoping to take a cold shower, only to see an ‘out of order’ sign on the shower nob. “Seriously!?” she scoffed. “It’s like the world wants me to be hot…”
The heat was starting to get to Applejack. Her loins burned. All the excitement had made her a tad horny, not to mention the scorching heat. But she was far too tired to masturbate. She just wanted to shower and take a nap. Maybe when she woke up…
The orange pony plopped onto the bed. She was scorching hot, but also exhausted. Sweat dripped from her smooth mane onto her half-lidded face as she idly sprawled out to try to dissipate the heat. It was no use. She just kept getting hotter and hotter. But she just couldn’t stay awake any longer. She stretched her legs and yawned, draping her long legs over the edge of the bed, which amazingly reached all the way to the ground.
"Huh…” Applejack muttered as her eyes glazed shut. “I thought this bed was bigger..." She muttered as she finally slipped off into a slumber, but the oppressive heat continued to build inside of her.
The threshold of how much heat one pony could handle had passed. As Applejack slowly inhaled and exhaled, sweat continued to drip from her body, which started to inexplicably expand. The toxin was starting to take effect.
A gentle murmur escaped her as her forehoof started rubbing against her chest, which began swelling up like a balloon. In fact, her entire body was growing at an alarming rate. Applejack was so deep in her sleep that she didn’t even notice as her bed groaned under her weight before collapsing into splinters beneath her massive plot. The orange mare’s growth continued and her other forehoof found its way to her crotch, and slowly ran itself across her slick pussy. A lustful moan echoed through the hotel.
Applejack’s neighbors grew annoyed at the sound of the lewd noises coming from her room. They quickly complained to the hotel manager, who walked over to Applejack’s room and rapped on the door. “Applejack!” He shouted. “What the heck are you doing in there!?”
Applejack responded with another sensual moan as her body doubled in size. She was almost twelve feet long now, and the toxin was just getting started.
“Keep it down in there, ya filthy nymphomaniac!” The manager yelled. “Don’t make me come in there and-!” Suddenly, a pony-sized foot crashed through the wall. The hotel tenets gasped in surprise and scattered like leaves in the wind as the entire building shook.
The hotel was quickly evacuated as the walls and ceiling groaned against the expanding wall of orange skin. The building exploded in a massive shriek of splintering wood as Applejack’s body crashed through the walls as if they were made of balsa wood, sending debris flying everywhere.
“What the heck is that!?” Cherry Jubilee pointed at the gigantic sleeping pony.
“Oh…” Flam’s eyes widened and his ears lowered. “I guess the opposite of a curse isn’t always a blessing…”
“How big is she going to get?” asked Cherry.
“Um... Big…” said Flim.
Now exposed to the direct rays of the sun, Applejack’s body grew even hotter. Her growth increased exponentially, causing ponies to scream in terror as they realized the colossal mare’s growth wasn’t going to stop.
The screams went completely unnoticed by Applejack as her body started to push into the streets of Dodge. Ponies started to panic and run in every direction as Applejack’s plot ploughed right through a convenience store.
“Everypony stay calm!” Cherry Jubilee tried to maintain order “Get to the train! Now! No pushing!” She herded the populace to the station.
“Let's get out of here!” Flim and Flam tried to start their soda-mixing machine, but the engine was too slow to start. An ominous shadow fell over them. They looked up to see a building sized mass of flesh marked with three apples rolling towards them.
Flim and Flam bailed out just before Applejack’s Flank rolled over the machine, the fizzy blue liquid seeped into her skin. “Oh…” Flam gulped. “That’s bad…”
“That’s very bad…” Flim agreed.
The citizens of Dodge quickly loaded themselves onto the train. The cars were absolutely packed, filled way beyond their recommended capacity, but they didn’t have a choice. They needed to get the hay out of Dodge as soon as possible.
The groans of the growing pony's skin echoed throughout the town, as her body plowed through anything in its path. Block after block of buildings. Stores, warehouses, homes, it didn’t matter. It was all instantly bulldozed into rubble.
The ponies on the train gasped in awe as a trickle of pre started to ooze out Applejack's sweaty pussy. She squirmed and squealed softly as the trickle ran down her crotch and soaked her hoof. Applejack kicked her feet in ecstasy, bringing them down on a warehouse filled with cherries.
“Wait for us!” Flim and Flam desperately hopped on the train.
“That’s everypony!” Cherry Jubilee told the train’s driver. “Get us out of here before she gets any bigger!”
“I’m trying!” The driver started to pull forward, but the train’s wheels spun in place, overwhelmed by the sheer number of passengers. “We’re putting too much strain on her!”
“Let’s go! Let’s go!” Cherry gritted her teeth.
Applejack continued to crush the tiny desert town under an avalanche of smooth skin. The sensation of the tiny buildings shattering under her only added to her sense of arousal.
Troubleshoes ran up to the engine. “Mayhap I could lend you a hoof.”
“You know anything about trains?” asked the driver.
“Nope.” Troubleshoes chuckled. “But I am lucky.” He grinned as he pushed forward on the stick. "Let's hope the magic touch works on this."
At last, the train had built up enough momentum to pull out of the station. Sweat dripped down the mane of every pony on the train as they watched the wall of orange flesh move closer and closer.
“We’re not going to make it!” the ant-sized ponies cried as a house-sized hoof hovered over the tracks.
“Hold on!” Cherry yelled. The train sped out from under the hoof’s shadow just as it plowed into the ground, destroying the tracks behind them. The train swerved violently as the steel rails warped around the gigantic hoof.
“C’mon, c’mon…” The train’s driver growled as he and Troubleshoes fought with the train’s controls. The train tipped thirty degrees to the left.
“If we tip any more, we’re going to derail!” screamed Cherry.
The rail snapped, and the train lurched back onto the tracks and continued chugging away from Dodge. The evacuating ponies gave a sigh of relief. They stared back at the massive mare, just in time to see the town hall demolished under Applejack’s gigantic body. Gallons of pre oozed from her virgin slit and down onto what remained of Dodge, which had scattered like dust in the wind. The prosperous cherry town had been completely wiped off the map.
“We did it!” Cherry Jubilee hugged the train driver. “I can’t believe it.”
“Yeah…” The driver breathed a sigh of relief. “She’s a good train. I knew she’d make it.”
“I guess that was pretty lucky of us.” Troubleshoes smiled.
“Ms. Jubilee!” Flim and Flam pushed their way to the front of the train.
“What do you two want?” Cherry glared at the two brothers. “This whole mess is all your fault!”
“Yes. Well, we aren’t out of this mess yet.” Flam looked back in concern. “This line only makes it to Baltimare.”
“Aw, come on now, sugah.” Cherry smiled. “Baltimare’s a good five miles from here. Ya really think she’s gonna get that big?”
“Yes…”Flim said gravely “Look!”
Applejack’s body was still expanding. The refugees watched in horror and amazement as she slowly bulldozed the surrounding area with her mass, flattening any landmark that came into contact with her.
“How big is she going to get?” asked Cherry.
“I don’t know.” Flam gulped “But there was enough Sapphire Soda in that machine for five-thousand orders. If just one of those was enough for her to grow to the size of Dodge…”
“Celestia help us all…” Cherry gasped.
As the train barreled down the line, the passengers kept a close eye on the sleeping mare’s growth. Applejack's pussy leaked like a faucet. A small lake of pre slowly dripped from her marehood. By the time the citizens of Dodge reached Baltimare, it became apparent that Applejack’s growth wasn’t going to stop.
Celestia, Luna and Twilight Sparkle had arrived and ordered a total evacuation of Baltimare and the surrounding area. They had set up dozens of portals around the city that led to the gemstone mines below Canterlot, twenty miles away. They didn’t know if Applejack was going to grow that big or not, but if she did, at least they’d be underground.
The Princesses and hundreds of reporters watched from the city rooftops as the massive form in the desert inched closer and closer to the sprawling metropolis. Some ballsy pegasus reporters even flew into the clouds above the three mile long mare, hoping to capture photographs of her magnificent form. Some of them even worked up the courage to land on her colossal form, photographing her awe-inspiring size from her field of chest fur, all while trying to keep their balance as her chest rose and fell dozens of feet with every breath.
“Applejack…” Twilight looked upon her colossal friend. “She isn’t even aware of what she’s doing.”
“How does something like this even happen?” asked Luna. “This type of magic would be nigh impossible for even us. It must be an artifact or a potion.”
“I believe these two have the answers your questions.” Cherry Jubilee marched up the stairs with Flim and Flam in tow.
“What did you do?” Twilight glared at the two business ponies.
“Uh. Well you see, we were experimenting with Poison Joke…” Flam grinned sheepishly.
“We figured the toxin from the Poison Joke always brought about misfortune, so if we were to reverse the toxin's effects, it would bring about good fortune.” Flim tapped his hooves. “But the effects were often very minor, so we heavily concentrated the dosage, and now…” He gestured towards Applejack.
“Of course!” Twilight gasped. “Poison Joke causes her to shrink, so the opposite of that would cause her to grow!”
“That’s why we haven’t seen similar incidents.” said Celestia “This is specifically tied to Applejack’s reaction to the toxin.”
“Could you two engineer something to counter the effects?” asked Luna.
The two brothers thought for a moment. “If we had the right equipment we might be able to make something that could at least stop her from growing…” Flam tapped his chin. “Like maybe a well-stocked alchemist’s lab…”
“Done.” Twilight opened a portal beneath the two brothers, sending them to the royal apothecary of Canterlot. Twilight looked up at Cherry Jubilee. “Keep an eye on them, please.” Twilight asked. “If they’re able to make anything useful, report it to me or one of the other Princesses as soon as possible.”
“Yes, your majesty.” Cherry saluted before jumping into the portal.
The Princesses glided off the roof and went back to aiding the evacuation. Applejack’s growth seemed to be accelerating, and they would need to work fast if they were going to get everypony out in time.
As Baltimare’s evacuees shuffled through the portal, a massive shadow fell over the city. It was Applejacks massive right hoof. She had grown somewhere between five to seven miles in the last few hours. Her titanic hoof was almost five city blocks wide. Her plump body stretched across the landscape and dwarfed any sort of natural landmark. Her soft chest had penetrated the lowest levels of clouds and was covered in dozens of pegasus reporters and daredevils. Applejack had become a living mountain, an incomprehensibly large mass of living flesh that could be seen for miles around.
Suddenly, Applejack's sleeping body shifted and tossed onto her stomach. The Pegasus perched on her quickly took to the air to avoid being crushed. The simple act of Applejack flipping over sent massive shockwaves throughout the city. Poorly constructed buildings shook and crumpled under the assault of small earthquakes her body was creating. Her right hoof plowed through the business districts, crushing it into nothingness.
The evacuating ponies watched as her body shifted and tossed. Not only could they see her massive form and hear her sensual moans, they could feel the very earth shake under her incomprehensible weight.
The Pegasus journalists who could see Applejack’s face saw a satisfied smile cross her face as her gigantic pussy plowed into the city. She squirmed a bit as entire skyscrapers shattered against her sensitive marehood. No building was a match for the folds of her perfect slit. The mighty skyscrapers, once part of Baltimare’s intimidating skyline toppled into dust as the vast avalanche of wet pussy flesh crashed against them.
The cool glass of the high-rise skyscrapers felt absolutely wonderful against Applejack’s heated feminine parts, sending a tingle of pleasure through her. “Mmmmm…” Applejack purred. A wave of sweaty warm musk wafted from between her legs, mixing with the city smog.
The throbbing, pink orb that was Applejack’s clitoris pulsed over the remains of the once bustling metropolis, shattering anything it came into contact with. Literal waterfalls of slick marecum began to leak from her pussy, flooding the sewage systems and building up on the streets.
Lewd noises echoed across the country as Applejack’s hoof found its way to her sensitive nub and slowly began rubbing. Applejack's pussy had become a god-like, pulsating mass of pure sexual power. The air around the city became so thick with her lustful scent that the ponies watching all the way from Canterlot could not only see, hear and feel the massive mare, but they could smell her intense lust as well.
Applejack’s tight slit tensed up with pleasure as dozens of skyscrapers tumbled into her oozing, cavernous slit. The city of Baltimare was nothing to her but stimulation for her aching pussy. Dozens of pegasus hovered around her crotch to document the devastation.
Applejack’s immense vagina quivered and pulsed with thirst, like a leaking dam waiting to burst. Pony-sized drops of pre rained down on the devastated city as Applejack’s angry, hungry vagina grew ever closer to Equestria’s capital city. No pony could comprehend how massive Applejack had become, but estimates put her at close to ten miles.
A few hundred ponies still trying to evacuate in the city square portal looked up in absolute horror as the gargantuan pony’s sex continued to demolish block after block. Troubleshoes was among them, trying to make sure everypony got out. He was confident that his incredibly good luck would keep him safe, regardless of how dire the situation seemed. “Let’s go! Get to the portal!” He yelled.
Applejack’s plot cast a massive shadow over them over them. The distance from her hoof to her fetlock was greater than the tallest skyscraper. The dark shadow of her thick tail made the panicking ponies freeze and stare upwards. Their sky was covered in thick, orange hair, each one as thick as a fully grown pony.
Applejack’s huge pussy bulldozed and swallowed whatever stood in its path. She whimpered and rubbed against the landscape. Her body had become covered with the grey dust of thousands of buildings. The helpless populace watched mighty skyscrapers explode as the giant mound that was her clitoris rolled across Baltimare, each burst of concrete and steel added an extra jolt of pleasure as she fucked the city beneath her.
“Run!” Cried Troubleshoes as Applejack’s body demolished the city center and the portal.
The ponies ran back about a block, but it quickly became clear that they were not going to outrun the unrelenting wall of meat. They huddled together in fear as the mass of unyielding flesh rolled towards them. Suddenly, a pink form leaped down from the sky and summoned a pink dome of protective light around the tiny ponies. It was Princess Cadence.
“It’s the Crystal Princess!” The ponies cheered.
Troubleshoes wiped his brow. “Guess my luck has saved us again. Thanks for the rescue, miss. ”
“We’re not out of this yet.” Cadence strained to keep the field active. “It’s taking all my energy to keep this field up. If we don’t find a way out, we’re all done for!”
The light outside the field disappeared completely. Cadence and the ponies were now entirely trapped under Applejack’s immense body. Cadence’s force field was around the size of a city block, but to the colossal mare, it was barely the size of a tip of pencil lead. The ponies gasped as they looked outside the field. There was nothing out there but unending waves of orange fur.
Suddenly, the ground shook as Applejack started bucking her hips. The giant pony shuddered as her ass plowed through the pathetic structures, leaving a trail of mangled steel and shattered concrete. The precum soaked pussy throbbed with lust. Trains, houses, even entire skyscrapers disappeared into her deep, gaping marehood.
"Don't worry..." Troubleshoes gulped. "My luck'll give us a way out of this. You watch..."
"I-I..." Cadence strained to maintain the shield. She felt like it was going to collapse at any moment. "I can't hold it!" She cried.
With a flash of brilliant purple light, Twilight Sparkle teleported into the bubble.
“Twilight!” Cadence gasped.
“Cadence!” Twilight sent her magic up to the shield, taking the strain off of Cadence, who collapsed to the floor.
“Thank you, Twilight…” Cadence panted.
“Thank you, Cadence.” Twilight looked back. “I was afraid we were going to miss this last group. I can’t believe we were able to pull this evacuation off without losing anypony.”
“Glad I could help…” Cadence stood up and wiped the sweat from her brow. “We heard Applejack moaning all the way from the Crystal Empire. Is she…?”
“Yes.” said Twilight. “She’s having a wet dream.”
“I thought so…” Cadence blushed and rubbed her forehead. “You want me to take over the shield so you can teleport us all out of here?”
“Sure. If you think you’re up to it” Twilight quickly summoned a portal that led to the Canterlot Mines and led the ponies through it.
Twilight’s friends were waiting for her on the other side. “Twilight, are you okay?” asked Fluttershy.
“I’m fine.” Twilight smiled. “And we got everypony out safely.”
“I find that rather hard to believe.” Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow. “Baltimare had a population of almost six-hundred thousand ponies. There’s no way you could have evacuated them all in just an hour.”
“Rainbow! Stop ruining the suspension of disbelief!” Pinkie Pie yelled. “Applejack has grown as big as a small country! We’ve passed the point where this is meant to be taken seriously!”
A bright light radiated throughout the caverns as Princess Celestia teleported in. “Twilight! Cadence! I need you in Canterlot, now!”
Twilight opened a portal to the city of Canterlot and gasped. A wall of orange flesh was standing exactly where Ponyville should be. It towered over the entire mountain and consumed anything that got in its path. It was Applejack's marehood. Twilight clapped her hooves over her mouth.
“BRRRRAAAAAWWWWRWRRRMRMMRMRMM!!!” Pinkie played a long note on her flugelhorn.
Twilight shot her a quick glare.
“Sorry.” Pinkie blushed. “I couldn’t help it.”
“Not again!” Rarity looked over at the ruins of Ponyville “This is the third time this month!”
“We’ve really got to get Ponyville a better insurance policy.” said Rainbow Dash. “I take it everypony got out safely?” She asked Celestia.
“Yes.” said Celestia. “They’re all in the mines with the others.”
Applejack had grown again and was now a horrifying thirty miles long. Her massive vagina now measured a ridiculous six thousand feet and was leaking millions of gallons of pre, which slid down her smooth folds like waterfalls.
“Where are we going to go now?” Twilight gazed up at the mile-high pussy. “If she gets any bigger, she’ll cover all of Equestria!”
“Don’t worry, Princess Twilight.” Twilight heard Flim and Flam’s voices. The two ponies trotted up to her, hauling a cart full of five-gallon buckets full of a blue liquid. “We may have discovered something that can stop her.” Flam panted.
“What have you got?” asked Twilight.
“This serum acts as an absorption agent for the Poison Joke toxin.” Flim explained. “We get this in her blood, and her growth will stop.”
“How are you going to get it in her blood?” Rainbow Dash pointed at Applejack. “Just one of her hairs is as big as a palm tree! You’d need a syringe as big as a steam engine just to pierce her skin!”
“Actually, Rainbow,” Twilight said. “It’d probably have to be closer to one-hundred-and twenty meters. Give or take.”
Rainbow just stared with her jaw open as she looked back at Applejack’s slowly approaching body.
“Precisely,” said Flam. “Young Applejack’s body is far beyond our ability to pierce. So we have devised another way to inject the anti-venom into her. You see, these are meant to be suppositories.”
Twilight and her friend’s faces went completely white.
“An anal suppository to be precise.” Flim chuckled. “Now we just need somepony who can um… deliver it to its intended target. You know… deep within her…”
“Couldn’t I just teleport it in there?” Twilight raised an eyebrow.
“Twilight! Stop pointing out plot-holes!” Pinkie yelled, and then chuckled. “Heh! Plot-holes…”
Flim and Flam shook their heads. “This formula is stable in the physical sense, but it very sensitive to magical effects.” Flim explained. “One wrong pulse of magic, and-”
“Ka-boom.” Flam threw his hooves in the air.
“Okay, okay!” Twilight sighed. “But if I can’t use magic to get it in there, then how are we going to…” She then noticed the two brothers staring at Rainbow Dash.
“No!” Twilight growled.
“Huh!?” Rainbow looked back at them. “Me?”
“Think about it.” said Flim. “You’re strong. You’re fast. You’re agile.”
"If anypony is going to get this in there and get out again, it’s you.” Flam poked her chest.
Rainbow sighed and looked back at her friends. "I have to do this, Twilight.”
“Well, you’re not going to do it alone.” Rainbow heard a familiar voice. She turned around. It was Spitfire. “The Wonderbolts have got your back.” The golden pegasus smirked.
“Thanks, guys.” Rainbow grinned.
“Remember. You need to get the antidote all the way in. Otherwise, it won’t have any effect.” Flim reminded.
There was a loud rumble. The entire mountain shook as Applejack’s gigantic marehood inched closer and closer to Canterlot.
“You don’t have much time." Flan warned "Her growth has been relatively slow up until now. Her body isn't processing the toxin quickly thanks to her focus on... erm... reproductive activities."
"Yes. But if she orgasms while the toxin still has hold of her, she’ll grow to the size of the planet in minutes.” Flam warned.
"That seems like an awfully convenient excuse to add tension to the climax." Pinkie rubbed her chin. "Heh! climax..."
“Look, It’s now or never.” Flim snipped. "You get that in her before she cums, or it's game over for everypony!"
"On it!" Spitfire nodded. The Wonderbolts quickly gathered the blue fluid into liter-sized plastic containers and loaded them into their saddlebags. Spitfire tossed Rainbow Dash her uniform.
“Good luck.” Twilight and her friends hugged Rainbow.
“Thanks.” Said Rainbow as she flew off with the rest of the Wonderbolts.
Pinkie gave a salute as they watched the pegasi fly off before disappearing into the jungle of orange fur.
Twilight and her friends went to the castle to meet up with the Princesses. Dozens of Equestria’s best wizards had gathered there to address the growing crisis. One was casting an illusion showing how close Applejack was to the city. It showed there was almost a mile, but Applejack was so massive and growing so fast, it almost seemed like she was right on top of them.
“Do you think we should evacuate?” asked Luna. “If we started opening portals now we might get a few million to the Crystal Empire before she gets here.”
“What about all the ponies we’ll have to leave behind?” asked Cadence. “Besides, we’ll just find ourselves in the same boat. As soon as we evacuate Canterlot, she'll have grown so big that we’d need to start preparing to evacuate the Crystal Empire.”
“No.” said Celestia. “Those kind of losses are unacceptable. We make our stand here. The Wonderbolts will stop her growth, or we all go down with them.”
An indistinctive chatter filled the room.
“Are you saying we should just give up!?” asked Luna.
“No.” Celestia looked up. “Prepare to raise the city shield. We’ll hold out as long as possible.”
The light from the sun created an eerie atmospheric glow around Applejack’s massive plot. Rainbow adjusted her flight goggles. As they skimmed close to Applejack, the sheer size of her became clear. Tens of thousands of tree-sized hairs became visible on the surface of Applejack, it was very humid thanks to the large amounts of sweat she was exuding. It resembled a tropical forest full of orange trees.
The tiny pegasus flew in formation closer and closer to Applejack. As Rainbow caught up with the group, she saw Soarin gaping up at Applejack’s city-swallowing marehood. “Look at the size of that thing!” he gasped in amazement.
“Cut the chatter, Soarin!” Spitfire snipped “We’ve got a job to do!”
“This is it, ponies!” Fleetfoot grinned as they started to fly upwards to their target.
Meanwhile, in Canterlot. Dozens of alarms went off as the ravenous vagina reached the base of the mountain on which the city rested. The monolithic mountain was the only thing for miles around that could quench the titanic pony’s lust. The screams of panicked citizens in the city below fell on deaf ears as her pussy engulfed the entire mountain Canterlot sat upon. The only thing saving them was the city’s powerful force-field, sustained by four alicorns and Equestria’s most powerful wizards.
Despite their relative safety, the worried citizens could only watch as the world went black around them as they, and the entire city were swallowed up by Applejack’s gaping marehood.
Applejack bucked her hips and sent another small tremor through the city. A soft moan escaped her lips. She shuddered. She slowly started bucking her hips up and down on the phallic mountain.
Soarin gasped as he noticed the rhythmic movements of the giant pony. “Is she…?”
“She’s using the entire mountain as a sex toy!” Fleetfoot gasped.
“They’ll be fine!” Spitfire cried. “The Princesses can keep the shields up! Don’t lose sight of the mission!”
“We’ve got incoming!” Fleetfoot pointed down at as a glob of marecum the size of a city block flew towards their position.
“Take evasive action!” Spitfire cried as the massive glob flew towards them. "Move!"
The Wonderbolts flew up, avoiding the majority of the sticky liquid. But Fleetfoot was unlucky, and was hit with a carriage-sized lump of sludge. She let out a yelp and started to fall to the ground.
“Fleetfoot!” Rainbow Dash dove after her, swooping her up in her hooves. “Are you alright?” She looked overher cum-soaked wings.
“I’m fine.” Fleetfoot grunted and flicked the cum from her wings. “But I don’t think I’ll be able to fly any higher with this all over me.”
“I’ll get you to back to Canterlot, or Cloudsdale, or something .” said Rainbow. “You’re going to be all right!”
“No. I can glide down by myself.” Fleetfoot patted Rainbow’s mane. “You do what you have to do. Don’t worry about me.”
Rainbow Dash sighed. She really wanted to help Fleetfoot, but she knew she was right. Rainbow had to stop Applejack’s growth before she climaxed. She closed her eyes and let Fleetfoot go, before streaking back up towards Applejacks rapidly pulsing anus.
Back in Canterlot, Princess Twilight was surrounded by dozens of highly skilled wizards and aides. The shield was holding, yet she still paced nervously under the glowing force-field. On all sides, arch-mages sent magic up to the field, desperately trying to keep their focus, which proved quite difficult as the entire city shook with each thrust the colossal pony made.
Millions and millions of gallons of her hot sexual fluids crashed down on the dome, and spattered the entire mountain, making the whole area around Equestria's capital look like it had been flooded with doughnut glaze. Applejack’s sweet pre washed down the mountain and traces of it seeped through the shield in a few areas. Buildings soon dripped with the clear white rain and the streets were flooded with a few inches of the sticky liquid. The interior of the dome became very warm and humid. "Applejack is definitely holding out..." Luna strained.
"Yes." said Celestia "But if we can't, the entire city will be washed away by her sexual juices."
"Then we'd better make sure we hold longer than she does." said Cadence.
Rainbow zoomed thought the surface of Applejack’s fur. She swerved back and forth to avoid the swaying hairs. In the distance she saw the massive rim of smooth skin. It looked like a massive crater in a forest of orange fur. “The anus!” Rainbow swept forward into the valley.
From Rainbow’s perspective, it was as if she was flying between two thundering orange mountains. It was much easier to see on the smooth, mostly hairless surface than in was in the more fur-covered areas. Rainbow spotted a pair of blue uniforms on the pulsating orange skin. “Spitfire! Soarin!” Rainbow swept down to them. Spitfire was clenching her wing with her hooves and groaning in pain. Rainbow’s face sank. She had never seen her commanding officer in such a state of vulnerability. “What happened?” asked Rainbow.
“She was clipped by a hair.” Soarin looked up with teary eyes. “We were almost to the opening, when she bucked her hips and…” Soarin just looked down at Spitfire. She was like a wounded hawk, fearsome and pitiful at the same time. “… I can’t leave her, Rainbow…” he cried.
A sensual moan came from all around them and the 'ground' shook. In Applejack’s mind it was a noise of pleasure as she continued to pound away at the mountain, but to everypony listening, it was a sound of unadulterated dread, signifying the end of the world was near. The hammering of her humongous hips shook the entire mountain to its foundation. Her body craved release and she instinctively sought out that what made that release come forth. Each thrust of her god-like hips created a rhythmic earthquake that rumbled through not only Canterlot, but all of Equestia. Buildings crashed to the ground, chasms opened, hills burst from the ground as she pounded and thrust her hips with a lustful passion.
Shrieks and terror from the microbe-sized ponies of surrounding cities started to realize the colossal pony was going to grow again. They realized there was only a few dozen miles that separated their communities from impossibly large mare. Once she achieved orgasm, her body would sweep over the entirety of Equestria, undoubtedly killing billions.
“Rainbow Dash... If Applejack gets any bigger…” Spitfire coughed weakly. “There won’t be an Equestria to go back to. You have to stop her growth now. It's all up to you now...”
Rainbow nodded and flew towards the opening of the seemingly bottomless depths of Applejack’s ponut. Applejack's fleshy opening was pulsing like a trampoline as she continued to grind against Canterlot. The sheer thickness of the skin was just as incredible as Twilight had estimated. It must have gone on for at least one-hundred feet before actually transitioned into her rectum.
“Here goes nothing…” Rainbow closed her eyes before diving in the massive sphincter. The slimy black flesh went on and on like the gullet of a hungry snake. The seemingly endless ribbed flesh pulsed in rhythm with the pounding outside, leaving strings of slime in its wake.
Applejack licked her lips in anticipation and gyrated her hips around the tiny mountain, drooling with lust as her pussy squished and squelched against the shielded city of Canterlot. Though the sensation of Rainbow entering her bowels was so minuscule as to be unperceivable, it was enough to push her completely over the edge. Her throbbing clitoris pulsed wildly as she started to achieve an orgasm.
Rainbow landed at the bottom of her seemingly endless rectum with a moist squelch. She pulled out the anti-venom as poured it all over the soft, sensitive skin. “This better work…” She mumbled as she heard Applejack panting outside.
Applejack's dreaming mind was completely filled with carnal musings as she viciously fucked the Capital city of Equestria. The millions of souls trapped in the force field could hear her moan over and over again as the city slid in and out of her. The world shook, but both the shield and the mountain held. The scent of the massive slit was overwhelming as more and more of Applejack’s feminine juices leaked into the city. Applejack’s tempo increased, leading many to wonder if the shield could hold out against the titanic pony’s relentless assault. “C’mon…” Twilight sweated. “Cum already…”
Applejack’s wide hips rose again and her rear crashed against the landscape, cracking the foundations of the earth and creating deep fissures. Her moans echoed for miles around. Her breathing became rapid and short as she finally reached climax. She groaned as the mountain was driven all the way inside her absolute beast of a pussy. Applejack squirmed and moaned as billions of gallons of marecum exploded from her pussy.
A final lustful moan echoed throughout Equestria. If there was unbroken glass left anywhere in the nation, it shattered. A massive wave of marecum spewed from the city-swallowing pussy with the force of a thousand tsunamis. Applejack purred as her monstrous pussy tightened around the mountain and pumped wave after wave of sweet marecum onto the ruined landscape. The world beneath her slowly became an ocean of her sexual juices.
Waterfalls of pussy juice poured down the mountain. Her curvy body radiated with lustful power eliciting tens of millions of erections from all of Equestria, who at this point was entirely aware of the massive mare’s presence. In fact, the only pony in Equestria who seemed to be unaware of Applejack's monstrous growth was Applejack herself.
As the massive pony came down from her sexual high, she slowly pulled herself off of Canterlot. Her gigantic body came crashing to the ground just in front of the mountain. A deep breath came from her massive lungs, knocking over a large number of trees.
The entirety of Equestria gave a sigh of relief upon seeing her growth had stopped. The shield around Canterlot fizzled. The streets were flooded with marecum, but the city was otherwise undamaged.
Twilight scanned the crowds, looking for any sign of Rainbow Dash. She spotted a trio of uniformed ponies and flew towards them. “Rainbow Dash!” She cried.
Spitfire, Soarin and Fleetfoot looked up at the purple alicorn. Rainbow Dash wasn’t among them. They solemnly shook their heads.
“Is Rainbow…?” Twilight started.
“We don’t know.” Fleetfoot frowned. “We lost track of her.”
“But we’re still here.” Spitfire looked towards Applejack. “That means she obviously completed the mission.”
“Rainbow saved all of us.” Soarin looked back. “She went on when the rest of us failed.”
“C’mon Rainbow.” Twilight looked up at Applejack. “Get out of there.”
“Get out of where?” Twilight heard Rainbow’s voice behind her.
“Rainbow!” Twilight turned around and hugged her friend. “I thought you were dead.”
“Heh!” Rainbow chuckled. “It’s gonna take more than a little spelunking to take me down. Besides, you were right. Her opening was so big, I didn't even have to do any squeezing to get in or out.”
“Still don’t know how we’re gonna deal with Applejack though.” Soarin looked back at Applejack. “Equestria can’t support a pony that big for long. We'll run out of food. And if she dies her rotting body would...”
“We’ll worry about fixing Applejack later. No need to be so morbid.” Rainbow smirked. “For now, I’m just happy everypony is safe.”
“So am I, but where’s your uniform?” asked Spitfire.
“I got rid of it. It got a little dirty when I was inside Applejack.” Rainbow blushed. “Speaking of which, I should probably take a long shower.”
“That’s it!” Twilight gasped “Rainbow Dash, you’re a genius!”
“Uh, sure.” Rainbow blushed. “Thanks, Twilight.”
“I have to go get everything set up.” Twilight took to the sky. “Let me know when Applejack wakes up.”
Applejack felt a gentle poking against her muzzle. She grumbled and waved it off "Five more minutes" she mumbled. She felt another prod and then a voice calling her name.
"Wake up, Applejack!" She heard Twilight’s voice.
Applejack rubbed the sleep from her eyes and looked around. On her muzzle were three glowing dots, one purple, one blue and one white. The purple dot shot a fireball the size of a pinhead between Applejack’s eyes, barely singeing her fur, but creating enough force to get her attention.
“Twilight?” Applejack moaned "What happened? What’s going on? Where are you?”
“I’m the glowing speck on your muzzle.” She heard Twilight’s voice. “You've... had a little growth spurt…”
"That’s one way of putting it…" said Luna.
Applejack’s eyes widened as she saw the city of Cloudsdale floating in the distance. Then tire city was almost the same size as her head. She finally realized just how big she was. “Oh gosh! I'm huge!” She gasped. “I didn’t hurt anypony did I?”
“Against all odds, nopony was hurt.” Said Twilight. “You did make quite the mess of things though… You flattened all of Baltimare.”
Applejack felt her cheeks flush as she noticed the wet patch near her crotch. "Aw shucks… I was masturbating in my sleep, wasn’t I?”
“You kinda used Canterlot as a sex toy.” Twilight grinned.
“I…I’m really sorry about this everypony…” Applejack gulped.
“It’s okay Applejack.” said Celestia. “It was Flim and Flam’s potion that caused you to grow.”
“Besides, you were asleep for the entire incident.” said Luna. “We are pretty sure that absolves you from guilt.”
“But what should I do now?” asked Applejack. “I’m afraid to move. One wrong move and I could wipe out an entire city.”
“Don’t worry.” said Twilight. “We’re going to get you back to your normal size.”
“How?” asked Applejack.
“The cause of your growth is based on the toxin of the Poison Joke. We have evacuated everywhere between Canterlot and the South Lunar Sea.” said Luna. “You are going to go to the sea and bathe in it.”
“Try to watch your step.” reminded Celestia. “Just because our cities are evacuated, doesn’t mean you should romp all over them.”
“Okay…” Applejack timidly stood up, tons of dirt and debris fell from her skin and crashed onto the land below. “I’ll try.” She timidly walked over to the nearby sea, doing her best not to step on anything that looked important. But it was hard, each one of her hoof-falls was almost equivalent to a meteor slamming into the planet. Drops of sweat poured down her face, and she winced with every step she took. “Sorry…” She blushed. “The cities are hard to avoid…”
“You’re doing fine.” said Celestia. “Just try to be careful.”
At last, Applejack reached the sea. She didn't want to cause a tsunami, so she gently inched herself into the water. The water barely came up past her knees, even lying down in wasn’t enough to fully cover her.
“This isn't ideal, but it should be enough for a bath.” said Twilight.
“But to fix Poison Joke, ya need to take a bubble bath.” said Applejack “Where are we going to get all the soap?”
“That’s where Cloudsdale comes in.” said Twilight. “They’re going to hover over you and drop soapy water on you.”
“But what if this doesn’t work?” Applejack frowned.
“If worse came to worse we could always banish you to the moon until we found a proper solution.” said Luna “I’d recommend against that option if you can help it, though. It’s not fun.”
“Yeah.” Applejack grinned. “Let’s try the bath thing first.”
“Try not to move too much.” said Twilight. “We’re going to send down squads of pegasus to scrub your fur.”
“Alright…” Applejack gulped. “I’ll try to be careful.”
Applejack leaned back and allowed the city of Cloudsdale to dump hundreds of thousands of gallons of soapy water all over her fur. She could see the weather factories of the great pegasus city were working overtime to produce such a large number of clouds, which drizzled a thin mist onto her fur. Well, it was a thin mist to Applejack, to a normal-sized pony it was a torrential deluge of sweet-smelling water.
After about an hour, the warm mist stopped. Cloudsdale hovered over the ocean to replenish its water supply, and hundreds, if not thousands of tiny pegasus flew down from the city with large brushes to clean the gargantuan pony’s fur.
Applejack couldn’t even make out individual ponies. They were barely visible specks crawling through her fur. Applejack took care to avoid moving, but she was amused that many pegasus, who she just knew were stallions, seemed to heavily favor the fur around her marehood. After an hour or so, the pegasus returned to Cloudsdale, and the city created more clouds of soapy water to send over the island that was Applejack.
“How many cycles do you reckon this’ll take?” asked Applejack, her voice easily heard over the storm’s thunder.
“As many as it takes to get you cleaned up and shrunk.” She heard Twilight’s voice in her ear.
Applejack just sighed and slouched into the sea. She ran her slowly ran her hooves across her chest, in part because she wanted to help clean herself off, and in part because she had spent the last two hours barely moving.
Colossal drops of soapy water dripped off her mane and fur, forming a thick layer of foam in the sea below. Applejack decided to just meditate under the booming storm clouds, which was eventually followed by the scrubs of the tiny workers. This cycle repeated until the evening, when Applejack noticed Cloudsdale seemed to be getting larger and larger, until it was the same size as her, and her entire body could be showered under the city. Applejack was now forced to sit up in order to keep her head out of the ocean.
The pegasus workers were happy as well. Instead of having to scrub hairs the size of trees, they found themselves prancing through fields of orange fur like it was a odd-colored meadow.
“Alright, AJ.” She heard Twilight’s voice in her ear again. “Let’s move to the continental shelf. It’ll be shallower there.”
Applejack became smaller and smaller until she could see the individual colors of the pegasi cleaning her. Sure, they were still indistinct specks of color, but she could at least tell them apart. She imagined one of her hoofs was around the size of a skyscraper. She was still far too large to integrate back into pony society, but at least she was no longer in danger of destroying entire cities with one wrong step. She was still absolutely massive, but she could at least tell the difference between ponies, and her fur was a more reasonable size now, looking more like a stupidly large carpet that a field of wheat. She started to shrink more and more, to the point where she requested that Cloudsdale lower the water pressure of the storm clouds. As the cleaning continued, less and less water, and fewer and fewer ponies were needed to scrub here body. The cleaning crew sizes decreased from hundreds to dozens to a mere twenty pegasi as Applejack shrank down to height of fifty feet at the shoulder. But that seemed to be the limit of how far she was going to shrink. No matter how much the remaining cleaners tried, they couldn’t get her to shrink beyond that.
“I don’t get it…” Twilight frowned from the shoreline. “Why isn’t she returning to her normal size?”
“It’s possible that Flim and Flam’s potion had a permanent side effect.” Rarity shrugged. “I guess she’s stuck at that size.”
“I think you’re right.” Twilight sighed. “Alright ponies. Pack it in! I think that’s the best we’re going to do!” She yelled.
The pegasus workers gave a cheer and flew up to Cloudsdale for a well-deserved rest.
Applejack cantered towards the beach, dripping with water. She looked down and saw her friends waiting for her, as well as a blue speck zipping around the beach’s palm trees. "Hey, guys." She looked down and smiled. "Y’all be careful around me, I don't wanna stomp on any of ya by accident."
A tiny Rainbow Dash landed on Applejack's muzzle. “Glad to see you’re more reasonably sized now.” She smiled.
“So am I.” Applejack smiled back. “Least I can see you all again But I still feel really bad about what I did to Equestria. All those poor ponies are gonna be homeless now..."
"Well, at least you didn't grow so big you destroyed Equestria, thanks to me!" Rainbow huffed up her chest with pride.
"Really?" Applejack gave a look of confusion. "How'd ya do that?"
"I..." Rainbow started, before realizing that she was going to tell Applejack she had been inside her ass. She looked back and saw all of her friends gesturing to keep her mouth shut. "Uh...I... I’ll tell you later."
Applejack just hung her head and sighed. “I understand if y’all don’t wanna talk to me right now…”
“It’s not that, Applejack.” said Twilight. “We’re your friends. We don’t blame you for what happened.”
“Besides, Spike has destroyed Ponyville before, and he's not a pariah." Pinkie chirped.
“Yeah, but Ponyville is just a little hamlet, and Baltimare is a huge city!” Applejack sighed. “Heck, I almost destroyed all of Equestria! I'm sure everypony is gonna hate me now."
“Oh, come on.” Rarity scoffed. “You’ve saved Equestria at least a dozen times. I’m sure that gives you carte blanche to endanger it at least once.”
“Yeah, and Discord’s actively tried to turn Equestria inside-out before.” said Fluttershy. “And now he’s being invited to the Grand Galloping Gala by Princess Celestia. I’m sure you’ll find a way to fit back in with the rest of us.”
“I guess y’all are right.” Applejack smiled. “I just wish there was something I could do to help fix this, so I can fit in with normal ponies again.”
“Hmmm…” Twilight rubbed her chin. “I think I might have an idea.”
Applejack carefully stepped into the recently-constructed warehouse in the middle of the Baltimare ruins. A stern-looking business pony sat on a tiny desk propped up on a pair of shipping containers. Across his desk was an almost foot long name placard that read ‘Second Assistant Pony Resources Director, Micro Manager.’
Across from him were containers stacked up as a makeshift desk for Applejack to sit at. Applejack carefully sat down and stared at the tiny pony. A massive bead of sweat dripped down her mane as she went over her resume to make sure everything checked out, that and the fact that is really hot.
The business pony skimmed over her resume, presumably barely reading it. Applejack froze. “So… You have any experience in construction, Ms. Applejack?” the tiny pony asked.
“Well. Ah’ve raised a whole lotta barns back when I was, y’know, normal-sized.” Applejack gulped and gave a toothy grin. “And ya can just call me Applejack, or AJ. That’s what my friends call me…” She nervously tapped her hooves.
“Uh-huh…” Micro said uninterestedly.
“So… do you need any more information on me?” Applejack gulped.
“Just one more thing, Ms. Applejack.” He glanced up at her. “How is it you were able to grow to the size of a small country, and why should we hire you to help rebuild Baltimare when it was you who destroyed it in the first place?”
“Oh, that.” Applejack hung her head. “That was an accident. You see, there was this magical soda that was supposed to do the opposite of what a plant called Poison Joke does to ya, and well, it caused me to grow. A lot.”
“But you’ve mostly gotten over it?” He raised an eyebrow.
“Eyup.” Applejack smiled. “But there was a bit of a lingering side effect, as ya can see by my current size.”
“I suppose this was a traumatic experience for you?” Micro glanced up.
“Well, I was asleep for most all of it.” Applejack shrugged. “I wasn’t even aware of all the damage I was doin’. The whole thing was one big accident.”
“And how would you be able to help us rebuild Baltimare?” Micro asked. “You’re a little big to get any precision work done.”
“Well. I could do carry heavy things around real good.” said Applejack. “And act as a crane. Since most small buildings just come up to my shoulder, I helped a couple of workers lift some of their equipment up to the roof. I figured I’d lend em’ a hoof. They looked at me weird-like and all, it’s not every day ya see a fifty foot pony, but they appreciated the help.”
Micro laughed “I’m sure they did. My forepony said you were quite helpful. He said you could get stuff done in a few minutes what normally takes them an hour.” He tapped his hooves together. “But you need to understand that we can’t just -Gah!”
Micro's speech was interrupted by Applejack shifting forward until her massive beady eyes were a mere foot from him. “Please! Let me help out! I’ve got to make up for how much damage I’ve caused! And this job was practically made for me!” She begged.
“Calm down Ms. Applejack! Let me finish!” He stood up and stared her dead in the eyes.
Applejack gently sat down and stared at him.
“We can’t hire you without working out the proper safety precautions to deal with your size. We'd probably have to treat you similarly to a vehicle, but we can work out this issues later.” Micro paced in front of his desk. “And then there’s the issue of your salary.”
“Yes!” Applejack cheered. “Thank you! I’ll agree to any safety protocols you give me. I promise.”
“And your pay?” asked Micro. “Certainly a pony of your ‘unique ability’ is worth five-hundred bits a week.”
“Thanks.” Applejack smiled. “But y’all can just pay me in food and such. I feel really bad since y’all need to do this much work cause' of me.”
“I don’t mind the extra work, it means I get paid” Micro smiled. “Besides, you’re big enough that you’d probably eat your pay in food anyway, or at least half of it.”
“Thank you, Mr. Manager!” Applejack smiled and gently stuck out her hoof. “I won’t let you down.”
“Heh.” The tiny pony shook her massive hoof as best he could. “I’m sure you won’t. Now get on out there and say hello to your new co-workers.”
Applejack smiled and ducked down to avoid the rafters as she walked out of the warehouse into the sun. Rainbow Dash jumped off the warehouse roof onto Applejack’s back “So how’d it go?” she asked.
“Ah’ve got myself a job!” Applejack shouted with joy. "Ah'm gonna help rebuilt this city!"
“Awesome! With your help, all those displaced ponies will have probably adequate housing in less than a month!” Rainbow fluttered up to her mane.
“Sure hope so.” Applejack smiled. "And the sooner I can get a real roof over my head, the better."
“We’re gonna have to get Rarity to make you a custom hat.” Rainbow noted. “Your head looks really bare without one.”
“That’d be an awfully nice thing for her to do.” Applejack looked up. “It’s gonna get awfully hot out here. I could use a bit of shade over my head.”
“So what’re you going to do when you’ve finished rebuilding Baltimare?” asked Rainbow. “Stay in construction?”
“Naw. I’ll probably head back to Ponyville and try starting the ol’ farm back up. I’m sure the land’s real nice and fertile now that I’ve essentially plowed half of Equestria. It’s gonna get lonely here in the meantime though.”
“Hey! I’m not leaving you!” Rainbow huffed. “You think I’m going to let you do the hard work of rebuilding everything. I’m staying right here until the cities rebuilt.” Rainbow gathered some clouds and pushed them over Applejacks’ head. “Besides, somepony needs to give you and your co-workers some shade.”
“Thanks Rainbow.” Applejack smiled. “That means a lot to me.”
Sure." Rainbow snuggled up in her mane.
"Now tell me about how ya saved Equestria." Applejack looked back at her. "I'm still curious about that."
Rainbow chuckled. "Probably not the best question for you to ask me while I'm giving you snuggles." She smiled.
