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I groaned in pain and confusion as I awoke in a forest. Looking around, I saw the stranger sight of loli anime fox girl. I got up, walking over to the girl and gently nudging her with my foot.

The light blue-almost-white short haired girl was wearing a Heian-era imperial clothing with a hakama on her lower half. On her back was a small sheathed blade of some sorts. A wakizashi, if I remember correctly.

I tilted my head a little, nudging her again with my foot. The small girl groaned in irritation before shoving my foot away then hugging her large white tail.

I simply nudged her again, a little harder. “Wake up.” I said, a little startled at the strange way my voice had changed, but decided to deal with it later.

She groaned again before sitting up and rubbing her eyes. “I’m up… I’m up…” The fox girl stretched. “Eh? I don’t remember falling asleep.” She got up and dusted herself off.

“It seems we’re both in a strange situation.” I commented.

She jumped. “Wah, what’s with that voice?!” The girl yelled before finally turning to me. Looking up and down she pointed. “Nice Herobrine Cosplay.”

“Thank you… but I do not think it’s a cosplay anymore.” I replied, looking around.

“What do you mean?” The girl asked tilting her head and not noticing her swishing tail.

“Well, I have a feeling you didn’t have that before.” I said, pointing to her tail.

She turned to her tail. “What my tail? It’s part of… the... cosplay.” She stated before finally noticing that the column of fluff was moving on its own. “Uhhhh.” The girl grabbed it, trying to make it stop. “Yep, it’s real… WHAT?!”A couple birds were scared witless.

“Now is not the time for panic, we should find civilization.” I said, turning and walking in a seemingly random direction. She turned back to me before stumbling after. Once she caught up she starting playing with her new found ears softly.

“What are you doing?” I asked, raising an eyebrow at her.

“Just playing with them a little.” She said before stopping with a light embarrassed blush. “They're so soft.”

I tilted my head, before shrugging to myself and continuing forwards. The girl leaned forward. “So, do you know where we are?”

“A forest.” I replied without hesitation. She rolled her eyes but didn’t say anything afterwards and settled for watching the scenery. Eventually, we came across what appeared to be a castle, it looking like it was just built.

“Finally…” The fox girl said with her hands behind her head. “Hopefully now we can get some help.”

“Hopefully.” I agreed. As we walked up to the castle, we saw two what appeared to be anthropomorphic ponies in golden armour.

“Not… what I was expecting.” The girl blinked in surprise before whispering to me “Think they’ll ask question first and skewer us later?”.

“We’ll have to find out.” I replied, shrugging.

“Ok.” Neither of us moved for several seconds. “You go first.” She patted my back.

I rolled my eyes, walking forwards, despite the fact she was the one with a weapon. “Halt who goes there!?” One of the guards yelled, slamming the butt of his halberd on the ground.

“Hello.” I said, slightly nervous.

“Hello and who are you!?” The guard said a little too aggressively. “For that matter, what are you?!” The other guard seemed a little put off by the hostility but hide it quickly.

“Calm down, I mean you no harm.” I said, raising my hands slightly in a surrendering position.

“Ease up a little.” The other guard told the other, who just gruffed. “However, you are trespassing. State your business here, stranger.”

“Me and my… companion appeared in the forest behind me, and we were simply looking for civilization.” I said honestly.

The two guards looked behind me and saw the girl give them a small wave. “Well you found it, and what do you mean ‘Appeared’?”

“We were somewhere else before, and appeared in a clearing passed out. We woke up roughly half an hour ago.” I told the two.

“So a spell or something brought you here?” The politer guard guessed. “I suppose we could let you in and get some help.”

“But don’t try anything!” The hostile guard poked me with his helbert firmly.

I raised an eyebrow, gently pointing the weapon away from me. “Thank you, let me get my companion.” I said, walking backwards.

“So it went well?” The girl asked the moment I got to her.

“They are letting us in so we may rest.” I informed her, smirking.

She smiled back. “Right, then lets get going.” She said placing a hand on her hip before walking forward. We went back to the guards, waiting for them to escort us to a room.

“Hold on, you need to hand over that weapon.” The more polite guard demanded and the girl handed it over without argument. “Good, now follow me.”

The two were guided to a guest room, with a bed large enough to comfortably hold the two in it. “Um, are we going to be sharing that?” The girl asked pointing at the bed.

“I don’t see why not.” I said.

She fumbled with her hands. “I guess if there's no other option.” She accepted before taking her shoes off and flopping on the bed.

“We’ll send for you in the morning.” The guard said before both left.

I followed her into bed, lying next to her. “So… any plans for what we should actually do here?” I asked.

“No idea.” She shrugged helplessly. “I guess try and find a way back home would be our end goal right?”

“Most likely… maybe I could make some kind of portal? I know for a fact this world should now have a Nether, and if fanon is correct for me, then I should control the mobs that might spawn there, so I should be able to find us a way home with time.” I said, a thoughtful expression on my face.

“Yeah maybe.” Then the girl giggled. “You know, we don’t even know eachothers names and we’re already sharing a bed.” She joked before sitting up. “Call me Kon.”

“Simply call me Herobrine then.” I replied.

“It’s nice to meet you.” Kon said with a small smile before laying back down.

“We should rest now.” I brought up.

She nodded, looking ready to pass out. Kon grabbed a pillow brought it closer to her and laid her head on it. “Goodnight.”

“Goodnight.” I said, tucking her in a little before falling asleep myself.

The next morning…

I woke up to a pretty embarrassing yet adorable situation. Whilst we were asleep, Kon had managed to make her way onto my chest, her sleeping on me with an adorable look on her face. The soft snoring only made it more adorable.

I didn’t really want to wake her, so I simply hugged her a little, lying back and letting her sleep. The motion did make her make a soft noise but she didn’t wake from it and unconsciously snuggled, her ear twitching a little.

I blushed the smallest of amounts, gently petting her with one hand. She hummed a little as I felt her soft ears and her tail wiggled a little. I smiled, but decided she needed to awake soon, so I gently shook her.

Kon was stirred much easier than before and was already starting to sit up with a stretch. “Morning Herobrine…” She yawned and rubbing her eyes again.

“Morning.” I said with a smile.

Kon then stopped rubbing her eyes, which made her see who she was laying. “Ah! S-sorry!” She yelped getting off of me with an embarrassed look, accompanied with a embarrassed wiggle of her tail and twitch if her ears.

“It’s alright, you looked adorable.” I told her with a chuckle, sitting up.

She seemed to disagree, but she appreciated the compliment. “So uh, what now?”

“We wait for the guard to send for us.” I replied with a shrug.

“Ok.” Kon said and she turned around and hugged her knees close to her to settle her chin on them. “So maybe in the meantime, we could talk about each other?”

“Sure, what do you wanna talk about?” I asked, sitting against the headboard.

“Likes, Dislikes, hobbys that sort of stuff.” She listed off with her fingers.

“Well, alright… I like to stay at home mostly, and dislike jerk people. I usually would go on my laptop or read, but one of those isn’t an option right now.” I told her, smiling.

She smiled back. “Not much to tell about me. I like to leave the house but still prefer staying in doors, despise racists with a deadly passion, mostly play video games and get mad for bad luck or bad skill.” She started off, counting off her fingers. “Like to read a lot of stuff, massive anime otaku, I like chemistry. Animal lover and a bit of a villain fanatic… Okay, not exactly ‘Not much’.” She giggled a little.

“Then what about me?” I asked with a smirk.

“Uh.” She giggled at her lack of a response. “I got no reply to that.”

“Alright… I wonder how potions would work for me?” I pondered.

“Maybe the same way they always do?” Kon said with a smile. “I wonder if they would work with me though.”

“I meant how they’d look from my perspective.” I clarified.

“Oh.” Said Kon in understanding. “Well, I’m not sure.”

“ Whatever, any-” I started to say, before being rudely interrupted by banging at our bedroom door.

“Are you two awake?” Both me and Kon recognised the more aggressive guard’s voice from the other.

“Yeah we’re awake!” Kon called out, looking a little annoyed.

The guard opened the door. “Good. Now follow me, the Princesses wish to meet you two.”

Kon blinked. “Princess?” She whispered before getting off of the bed. I shrugged, following her lead and getting my shoes on. Kon also got her shoes on.

“Alright, lead us.” I semi-ordered the guards.

The more polite one nodded with a hint of a smile before walking off with his comard. Kon and I walked with them. “So uh, why do the Princesses want to see us?” Kon asked them.

“We weren’t told.” The ruder one said shortly, getting a nod from the other.

“Most likely because we are strange beings to them.” I commented.

“Oh ok.” Kon accepted my reasoning and placed her hands behind her head. “Makes sense now that I think about it.” She let her eye wonder a bit while keeping track of the rest of us.

We walked for a couple of minutes, before finally getting to what looked like a large throne room.  Kon was distracted by the decor.

“Ah hello, you two must be the guests I’ve heard of?” A gentle and motherly voice filled the room.

I looked at the source of the voice and my eyes met a large anthro pony with a horn and wings. She had a regal looked white dress on, and golden jewelry on her, the last bit of it being a golden tiara on her head. “Pretty…” I heard Kon whisper to herself as she gazed at her.

The larger pony smiled at Kon. “Why thank you.”

“Oh uh, you heard me?” She nodded at Kon.

“That’s why you keep things you don’t want heard to your mind.” I commented with a chuckle, making Kon huff at me a little adorably.

The white pony giggled a little. “He is right though.” She stood up from her throne. “Now, who might you two be?”

“I am Herobrine, Lord of the Nether and Mobs.” I said, walking forward and bowing a little in respect.

“Wait since when-” Kon caught herself before also bowing. “I-i mean, I’m Kon your highness.”

“Well, it’s a pleasure to meet both of you.” The pony said. “I am Princess Celestia, ruler and co ruler of Equestria.”

“It is nice to meet you as well.” I said, smiling. “Now, as to why we are here… we seem to have accidentally teleported into nearby, and have no current way to go home.” I added, it being mostly the truth. Kon nodded, backing me up a little.

“I see, that is unfortunate.” Celestia said with pity. “Is there a way I could help?”

“There is.” I said smiling. “If you can acquire fourteen meter tall blocks of obsidian, I can make a portal back to where I rule.” I told her.

“Obsidian? A… unusual material to be used.” Celestia said, but she nodded. “It will take some time before they arrive, but you are welcomed to stay here in the meantime.”

“Ah, thank you Princess!” Kon said, bowing once more.

“Thank you.” I said in agreement, nodding and smiling.

“I will notify my stewart when I can.” Celestia said before walking to us. “In the meantime, how about we get some breakfast?”

“That sounds wonderful, Princess.” I said, smiling.

“Yeah.” Kon agreed right before her stomach rumbled.

Celestia chuckled at Kon’s embarrassment. “Follow me you two.” She said before walking off with the two guards. I smiled, getting out of my seat and deciding to put Kon on my shoulders, before following her. Kon giggled in surprise and amusement, her enthusiasm making her tail twitch once.

“It’s right in here.” Celestia said after five minutes of walking. She stood at the door, of which the guards opened it revealing a large rectangular table, already with some silverware and plates at the ready.

“What’s for breakfast?” I asked as I walked inside, setting Kon into a seat before getting in one next to her.

“Whatever you prefer.” The Princess said as a chef came over. “The usual please.”

I didn’t really feel hungry, so I simply shrugged, looking at Kon and gesturing for her to order something.

“Um, just some Eggs and pancakes please.” The fox girl said and the chef nodded before walking away into the kitchen.