Ponies Who Love to Fart

by The Dark Wolf

Rating: teen
Tags: Fetish, Comedy, Main 6, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 2858

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie have a farting contest, and most of the other ponies love to fart when no one's around.

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie have a farting contest with each other, finding it to be absolutely hilarious, while Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, and Rarity secretly love farting and set a time when they fart a lot when no one else is around.

Contains: Fart (obviously), and Fluttershy's chapter contains a brief, softcore, non-descriptive instance of watersports, but I don't think it's graphic enough to warrant an M rating (I've seen more graphic scenes in some T stories). Not intended for anyone who doesn't either have a fetish for it or find it funny.

Applejack doesn't really get her own chapter, since I don't really fetishize her that much, but she does have a part to play.

Warning: Will contain stretchy scenarios, possible repetitive formulas, most likely low quality, and definitely OoC. Writing quality is probably the same as the last eight stories. Please don't take it too seriously.

Published 2017-03-07 02:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-07 02:30:01 UTC

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie love to fart

Author's Note

Yes, I know, they've engaged in farting contests before in my stories, but this one has a little twist to it...

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie love to fart

"Hey Pinkie Pie," said Rainbow Dash one day. "Let's have a farting contest!"

"Sounds like fun!" said Pinkie Pie.

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie both thought it was fun to fart, and they found farts to be really funny. They would often fart in front of each other when no one else was around. They wouldn't usually fart in front of anyone else, because they knew not all ponies found it funny, especially Rarity.

They ate a big meal of beans with fart powder sprinkled on them, and within minutes, felt like they were about to explode.

"Me first!" said Pinkie Pie, and she let out a high-pitched fart that lasted five seconds.

PPPPFFFFFFT!

"Not bad," said Rainbow Dash. "But I can do better!"

PPPPFFFFFRRRRRRT!

Rainbow Dash farted for eight seconds. Pinkie Pie giggled, then let out a loud wet fart for nine seconds. Rainbow Dash raised her butt in the air.

BBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAP!

Rainbow Dash farted deeper-pitched for twelve seconds. Pinkie Pie started laughing some more, accidentally letting a loud fart that only lasted one second.

"My turn again," said Rainbow Dash.

"Come on Dashie, that one didn't count!" said Pinkie Pie, and she turned around so her butt was facing Rainbow Dash and farted loud for eleven seconds.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!

"I'm still winning," said Rainbow Dash, but she couldn't help but laugh. Once she was done, Rainbow Dash let out a loud fart for fifteen seconds.

Pinkie Pie fell on her back and laughed so hard she farted for six seconds.

"My turn again," said Rainbow Dash. Pinkie was too busy laughing to listen.

Or to notice Applejack sneaking up behind Rainbow Dash.

Applejack quietly tiptoed behind the pegasus, fixing her eyes on her rainbow-colored tail. Applejack opened her mouth to grab Rainbow's tail in her mouth...

PPPPPTTTTTHHHHBBBBBRRRRRRRPPPPT!

Rainbow Dash let out the loudest, most boisterous fart yet, which lasted seventeen seconds. Applejack fell on her side, and in a flash of green light, transformed into Queen Chrysalis, who had been trying to capture Rainbow Dash so she couldn't interfere with her latest plan.

Pinkie Pie laughed even harder, then got back to her feet and noticed Chrysalis for the first time. "Check it out Dashie! Your latest fart defeated Queen Chrysalis!"

Rainbow Dash turned around to see Chrysalis behind her, gasping for air.

"Ugh, you are absolutely nauseating," said Chrysalis.

Pinkie Pie sat on Chrysalis's face, making sure to avoid her horn, and farted on her for thirteen seconds. Rainbow Dash laughed at this, and Chrysalis flailed her hooves helplessly. Pinkie Pie got up, and Rainbow Dash sat on Chrysalis's face and farted on her again. This fart was unusually airy, but lasted fourteen seconds and smelled awful. Chrysalis's hooves stopped flailing only three seconds after the fart.

Rainbow Dash got up and Pinkie Pie prodded the motionless changeling queen with her hoof. "Is she dead?"

"She's just fainted," said Rainbow Dash, who could see her chest moving. "I guess I win the farting contest!"

"What should we do with her?"

"Let's tie her up and fart on her some more when she wakes up!"

Twilight Sparkle loves to fart

The Main 6, Starlight Glimmer, and Spike sat around the table of Twilight's castle.

"Princess Celestia told me she sent Chrysalis straight to Tartarus," said Princess Twilight Sparkle. "I don't know where she was but she smelled really bad, so Celestia gave her a cold shower before the trip to the gates. Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, congratulations on catching her. How did you do it?"

"We're just awesome," said Rainbow Dash, and she and Pinkie Pie snickered to each other. Rainbow Dash had flown straight to Canterlot after she and Pinkie had ran out of gas, during which Chrysalis had fainted three more times, once of which was from Pinkie Pie farting on her, and Celestia had personally come to imprison her. Chrysalis had been too humiliated to mention how Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie had subdued her, but Celestia had taken one sniff of the stench on Chrysalis, turned slightly toward Rainbow and Pinkie, and stifled a giggle, so Rainbow suspected she might have already guessed and found it amusing.

Once the meeting was over, the other ponies went back home. Starlight boarded a train to the Crystal Empire to visit Sunburst. It was only Twilight and Spike now. There was nothing else left to do today, so Twilight walked into her room and cast a spell on herself.

Twilight hadn't told any of her friends this, but she thought it was fun to fart. She had found a spell that makes ponies fart endlessly for half an hour, which was reversable in the event that someone else came along before the half hour was up. It wasn't a very princesslike thing to do, but every pony did it and she secretly loved it.

She felt the effects of the spell immediately, and farted loudly. Twilight giggled a bit. Then she let out an airy fart, which lasted four seconds. She paused for a few seconds, and then let out a loud wet fart that lasted seven seconds.

Spike, who was cleaning the windows of the castle, heard this and started laughing. Twilight in turn could hear Spike's laughter, but she didn't mind. She was unashamed of farting in front of the baby dragon, but had made him swear not to tell anyone else that she farted so much. Spike had been tempted to tell Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, but kept his word. She hadn't, however, told him how much she loved it.

Twilight farted again for eight seconds, giggling to herself, and she could hear Spike laughing again. Her room was full of the smell of her flatulence, but she didn't mind. Twilight could feel another one coming. She raised her butt in the air...

PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!

Twilight let out a wet fart that was louder than any of the others thus far and lasted eleven seconds. She sighed of relief, and Spike's laughter intensified.

Over 25 minutes went by, and Twilight kept farting, though none of her farts were as long as the last one, but some of them were loud, though a few were silent.

PPPFFFFT! BRRAAAAP! FFFFRRRRRT! PPPBBBTTTH!

Twilight lay on her back with her back legs in the air as she farted four times in a row, each fart about one or two seconds long.

Her half hour was almost up, and Twilight could feel one final fart coming. She stood up and raised her behind in the air.

PPPPPPFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRTTTTT!

Twilight sighed of relief and then giggled as a very loud fart made its way out of her rear. It lasted twelve seconds, and Spike laughed even more.

A minute went by, and Twilight didn't fart. Her gas was gone. A little disappointed, she opened a window to let the smell out of her room. Spike was disappointed when he heard Twilight stop farting, and went back to cleaning the windows.

Fluttershy loves to fart

Fluttershy had finished feeding her pets and was inside her cottage. Twilight was teaching Starlight a friendship lesson, Rainbow Dash and Applejack were competing in sports, Rarity was working on a large order of outfits for Sapphire Shores, and Pinkie Pie was babysitting Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake. She wondered what to do next, and it suddenly came to mind.

She would be way too embarrassed to admit this to anyone, but she loved to fart. She didn't want anyone else to know, especially Rarity. She wasn't sure how Rarity would react if she found out that she loved doing something so unladylike. She probably wouldn't hold it against her, because she knew Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie thought it was funny and didn't hold it against them, but she still didn't want anyone to so much as hear her fart even once, not even Rainbow and Pinkie.

Fluttershy put on her exercise outfit for the Equestria Games, consisting of a yellow tank top and skintight white shorts. Unlike Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight, Fluttershy didn't just love farting - she loved farting in skintight outfits. She didn't know why, but she really loved the sensation. Sometimes she'd use a black stealth outfit, and once she had used an outfit Rarity gave her for a fashion show, which it turned out was the next day, and Fluttershy had barely been able to wash it in time to avoid it smelling like farts for the fashion show, so she exercised more caution from now on.

Fluttershy prepared a meal of foods she knew would make her gassy, and devoured it as fast as she could, washing it down with a glass of water, and then she waited patiently.

After about ten minutes, it began to take effect. Fluttershy released a silent fart, and sighed of relief. A few seconds later she let out an airy fart that lasted six seconds, giggling a bit to herself.

A few silent farts later, Fluttershy decided to take it up to the next level. She usually started out with silent or airy farts, and then she would make them louder! The effects of what she had eaten would always last a while.

She lifted her leg and let out a moderately loud fart, giggling at the sound, for she also secretly thought farts were funny.

PPPPPPFFFFFFT!

Fluttershy let out a wet fart for about five seconds. Her cottage was starting to smell, but Fluttershy didn't want to open a window until she was done, for fear that someone would hear her.

FFFFFFRRRRRRRP!

Fluttershy giggled as she farted louder for seven seconds. A slightly louder, eight-second fart came soon after. Fluttershy waited about ten seconds, and then raised her butt in the air:

PPPPFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRT!

A boisterous fart made its way out of Fluttershy's tush for eleven seconds. Fluttershy blushed lightly, even though no one was around, but loved every second of it.

Just then, there came a knock on the door. Fluttershy was startled, accidentally farting for about two seconds. She decided to answer the door and politely send whoever it was on their way. She opened the window first, hoping it would clear the smell out before they could notice anything. As she made her way to the door, she could feel she was still very gassy, and hoped whoever it was wouldn't take long.

Fluttershy opened the door. Rainbow Dash was standing there.

"Hey Fluttershy! Wanna compete in a relay race with me?"

"Um... Yes, that sounds nice. Just give me a few minutes and I'll be right..."

BBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Before she could finish, a loud, deep-pitched fart made its way out of her butt. It lasted thirteen seconds. Fluttershy blushed beet red. Seven seconds into the fart Rainbow Dash fell on her back, laughing her butt off and kicking her legs in the air.

Fluttershy was so nervous she wet herself.

Rainbow Dash stopped laughing almost immediately. She knew how sensitive Fluttershy was, and the last thing she needed was for someone to laugh at her. "Sorry Fluttershy," she said. "I was laughing with you, not at you. Here." She found a bucket of water and quickly splashed it on Fluttershy, soaking her completely. Fluttershy was startled, but began to relax a bit now that all evidence of her accident was concealed. "I promise I won't tell anyone about any of this."

"Thank you Rainbow Dash," said Fluttershy, and she gave her a hug. She accidentally let out a wet fart, and blushed, but didn't mind as much, given that Rainbow Dash had just helped her to cover up something far more embarrassing, and Rainbow Dash didn't laugh this time. Feeling more confident, she said "Let's go do the aerial race now."

Fluttershy let out a few silent farts on the way to the race, and, feeling a little daring, farted loud and wet one more time, giggling a bit, which seemed to give Rainbow Dash permission to chuckle lightly. By the time they reached the site where the aerial relay began, Fluttershy's gas was gone, much to her relief.

Author's Note

Hints of Flutterdash! Sorry if the wetting scene turned you off a bit, but I made it brief and non-graphic. (After all, the edited version of Dragon Ball had Bulma wet herself in a not-so-graphic way)

Rarity loves to fart

Rarity had just finished completing her big order for Sapphire Shores, and she had finished earlier than expected. She had the entire evening to herself now, and she knew what she was going to do.

Rarity kept up a ladylike image most of the time, but underneath that, she absolutely loved to fart. She didn't tell anyone this ever. She didn't want anyone to know that she had a very unladylike side to her.

She reached into her closet and pulled out a container of fart powder that she kept hidden. Whenever she wanted to fart for an extended period of time, she would go to the joke shop wearing a disguise that made it impossible to recognize her, and buy some fart powder. The container was currently about half full. She sprinkled it on some oats and hay, and wolfed it down in a matter of seconds.

In about a minute, the fart powder began to affect her. Rarity started out with a silent, ladylike fart, a slow transition for her, much like Fluttershy.

Pppppssssshhhhh

Rarity released a long, airy fart, and sighed in satisfaction. She wondered how many other ponies - besides Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie - loved it as much as her. She hoped Fluttershy was at least able to have fun with it, knowing she'd be just as embarrassed as her to fart in front of anyone else.

A few airy farts later, it was time to go more unladylike.

PPPPFFFFFT!

Rarity let out a loud wet fart. It was only one second long, but she blushed a little, even though no one was around. It felt naughty, farting so loud and unladylike, but Rarity liked it.

PPPPPFFFFFRRRRRT!

Rarity giggled a bit as a louder fart made its way out of her tush. Carousel Boutique was full of the smell of her farts, but she didn't care. She could open a window once she was done.

PPFFFFT! BRRRAP! FFFUURRP! BBBRRRT! PPPBBTH!

One fart after another erupted out of the white unicorn's butt, Rarity greatly enjoying each one.

Rarity farted for about ten minutes, and then waited for about thirty seconds, before raising her rear end in the air.

BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Rarity let out a very loud, boisterous fart that lasted twelve seconds. She sighed of relief, blushing a little from doing something so unladylike, but she loved farting like this the most.

Then, Rarity heard a knock on her door. She suddenly remembered - Applejack was going to deliver an apple-themed cake to her as soon as she was done her competition with Rainbow Dash. Well, this wouldn't be a problem. She'd just take the cake and it would be done.

Rarity opened the door. Applejack stood outside, carrying a small cake on her back. "Here's yer cake, Rarity."

"Yes, it looks absolutely smashing," said Rarity. She took the cake and set it next to the door. "Now, I'd best get back to the outfits I was..."

But before she could finish, she accidentally let out a loud, wet fart, which was three seconds long.

Rarity blushed beet red. "Excuse me. That was so unladylike..."

"Ah don't mind," said Applejack, and she let out a loud fart of her own, feeling neither shame or enjoyment of it. "Ah don't find it terribly funny, but it is kinda cute when you fart."

"Awwww," said Rarity, blushing a little more for reasons that no longer had anything to do with shame. She didn't think she'd be able to stand farting in front of another pony and ruining her ladylike image, but the fact that Applejack liked it made her feel more confident around her. Rarity farted loudly again for five seconds this time, giggling a bit.

Applejack blushed lightly, then sniffed the air. "Phew, Rarity what did you eat?"

"Just some oats and hay with fart powder in it," said Rarity. "I think it's absolutely fun to fart." Did she just admit this to a pony? Why was it so easy for her to tell this to Applejack?

"In that case, go on ahead and let it all out," said Applejack, who was overjoyed that Rarity actually loved to fart. Why did she love Rarity farting so much? What was she feeling here?

Applejack patted Rarity's butt lightly. Rarity liked this. She positioned herself so that her butt was in the air, facing Applejack.

PPPPPBBBBBBTTTTTHHHHHLLLLLRRRRP!

The loudest, wettest fart yet exploded our of her rear. She couldn't believe she was farting in front of Applejack, but she liked it even more than when no one else was around...

Author's Note

Yep, hints of Rarijack!